I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang’s physics exam was already on the street. Director Fang and Grandpa Second gave him a routine, which caused his grades to inadvertently create a history. Four zero eggs broke through the sky. Xu Mang just smiled.

Don't panic at all!

There are also history exam results that can support the scene.

Yang Xiaoman was quite nervous. Ever since he knew that if Xu Mang's historical grades were in the top three, he could become the deputy director of the Physics Department, he used his own relationship to inquire about Xu Mang's final grades, but unfortunately... To.

"Don't panic!"

"I'm the first!" Xu Mang lay on the bed, showing his head, and said with a smile: "My Xu Mang is naturally first, don't you understand?"

"Humph!"

"What if I made a mistake?" Yang Xiaoman was full of disapproval to Xu Mang's words. Although Xu Mang's historical scores in the college entrance examination were very good, it has been half a year. During this period of time, he has not studied anything, and it is the history department. Freshman papers, there will always be some blind spots in knowledge.

Don't know what to do?

Can't rely on enlightenment temporarily, right?

If history can realize the answer through enlightenment, then... my mother, I will be big tomorrow somewhere!

"Mistakes?"

"The biggest mistake in my life..." Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman, silently closed his mouth, took out his phone and started to watch some boring funny videos, and then he laughed there alone.

Uh?

What...how does it feel wrong!

Although Yang Xiaoman was called a physically disabled person by Xu Mang, because of this situation, God opened another window for her. Xiaoman's brain was very smart. After this guy said the biggest mistake, his eyes couldn't help but look at his old lady. I glanced at it.

What do you mean?

His biggest mistake in this life is my old lady?

The more you think and the more angry, the more angry and the more angry, the more angry the more you want to beat people, and soon Xiaoman falls into an endless loop.

Aside,

He got up and rushed towards Xu Mang, sat next to him, took his ears directly, and exclaimed angrily: "What do you mean? The biggest mistake in your life is to meet me? My mother, how come I am your biggest mistake. ?"

"No no no!"

"Misunderstood, misunderstood!" Xu Mang said awkwardly: "The biggest mistake in my life is that I didn't meet you sooner."

hiss!

Hit the dead spot!

Yang Xiaoman let go of the hand that twisted Xu Mang’s ears, and got into the bed, lying on Xu Mang’s body, and said with a grin: “If you met me earlier, you might be committing a crime. Of course I am It doesn't matter, if you say...it's been three years.

Xu Mang: 囧

Xiaoman, you have broken your studies!

Who taught you this?

kill him!

"Xiao Man?" Xu Mang rubbed the head of the girl in his arms, and asked cautiously: "Who instilled these thoughts into you?"

"That's you idiot!" Yang Xiaoman glared, and said angrily: "I remember when we were together before, you could not sleep all night, just talking some boring nonsense in my ear."

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

It seems...it's a situation.

Without waiting for the signs of Xiaoman’s anger to burn, Xu Mang put the quilt on the two of them with force. Although it is broad daylight, Xu Mang used this method to create the mystery of the night. The two of them are separated from each other across the border of Chu River. Game.

for a long time,

Xiaoman panted and said, "Big idiot!"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and said innocently, "What happened to me?"

"how?"

"Do I need a reason to scold you?" Yang Xiaoman blushed, with some grievances, he couldn't help but leaned into Xu Mang's ear, and said like a mosquito, "You must be gentle, I'm afraid... I'm afraid I will... you know!"

...

History Department Building,

The teaching assistants are correcting the papers.

"Oh? Did any of you correct Professor Xu's papers?" a certain teaching assistant asked.

"No!"

"I do not have either."

"It hasn't been changed yet."

Everyone said one after another.

The man thought for a moment, and said with a smile: "How about... let's find out Professor Xu's paper? Let's see how much he scores. I heard that he finished the test in 15 minutes in every subject. Let's see See what happened in these fifteen minutes?"

quickly,

This decision received strong approval from everyone.

Then a group of people found Xu Mang's three papers. A group of people stood on the side and watched intensely. They thought they would see a joke, a joke of a zero-point game, but they saw a clear and neat scroll. The same is true on the negative side.

"???"

"???"

"???"

This is the paper that Professor Xu took 15 minutes to complete?

So clean!

It's really clean!

Facing Xu Mang's curly face, many people present were a little confused. The handwriting was so clear, and the whole paper was filled with it. How could it be completed in fifteen minutes? To verify this fact, two people started an experiment.

However...in the state of releasing myself, it took only fifteen minutes to complete half of it, and the handwriting was quite messy.

"Speaking..."

"I invigilated the freshman year. At that time, I saw it with my own eyes. The speed was simply not human." An assistant in charge of the history freshman invigilation said categorically: "Professor Xu is definitely done in 15 minutes. I will always ask him when I hand in the paper, and I won’t collect the paper until he has no questions.”

At this time,

Another teaching assistant asked: "Then did you watch it then?"

"What do you think of kraft paper?" said Xu Mang's assistant who had invigilated Xu Mang: "Every time I went to get the paper, Professor Xu put the paper in the kraft paper bag."

This...

It's incredible!

Let's not say whether the answer is right or not. I write a complete paper in 15 minutes, and the writing is still so neat, which is a bit contrary to science.

"Forget it!"

"Stop researching this, just look at the content, the content is what we need to pay attention to." a teaching assistant shouted.

After reminding,

A group of people began to proofread Xu Mang's answer.

The first question is correct,

The second question is correct,

The third question is correct...

The tenth question is correct!

Are all multiple choice questions correct?

This...

Wrong!

Is he giving it for nothing? How are all the multiple-choice questions correct?

"I rely on... You said Professor Xu was wrong, or did he use some special means to do the problem? I heard that his mathematics is very good, could it be that he came up with a probability model formula and put the numbers in it One generation, will you know the maximum probability of being correct?"

"How could it be that if Professor Xu had such an ability, he would have bought lottery tickets long ago, okay!"

"Yeah, calculate the maximum probability of the special prize lottery number."

"I also think it's impossible."

but...

Since everyone denies this conclusion, how can you explain the fact that the multiple-choice questions are all right?

coincidence?

Lucky?

"Don't panic, maybe Professor Xu is the man of heaven."

Chosen one,

A little absurd, but it is the only explanation.

Next is...noun explanation, a total of ten nouns.

correct,

Also right,

That's right again!

The tenth term... is still right!

"Fuck, what...what's the situation? Are all ten terms in ancient history correct?"

"I think it might be a dream."

"Put your face out and I will slap you to see if it hurts."

If the preceding multiple-choice question is the rhythm of the chosen person, how to explain these ten terms?

joke,

The content written on the paper is exactly the same as the standard answer, not even one word is wrong.

"Don't panic! Let's look at historical analysis and answer questions, this is the point!"

Immediately,

Everyone looked at the first question of historical analysis, which was the content of "Ji She Cang Yi Cang" in "Xi Chao Ji Zheng".

The result was astonishing. Xu Mang's answer was exactly the same as the standard answer, even the punctuation marks were the same. This shocked everyone and was beyond their imagination.

Proofread the second question,

The same goes for the historical analysis of the second question!

"how is this possible?!"

"This...this...Did Professor Xu secretly read history?"

"Are you crazy?"

Faced with this situation, everyone couldn't believe the facts before them, but the facts were facts, and they were cruelly placed on the table.

It took everyone half an hour to read this paper carefully from top to bottom, and no errors were found. It can be said that Xu Mang’s paper is the standard answer!

ancient history,

Xu Mang full score!

"..."

"..."

"..."

What a hell!

Professor Xu, a physics student, actually got a perfect score in the freshman ancient history exam.

How does this make other students live?

Subsequently,

Everyone began to proofread modern history and world history, and Xu Mang also got full marks in these two exams. In fact, he was more than full marks. He was simply a copy machine for answers, and he felt that the answers were printed directly.

"You said... Did you leak the question?"

"impossible?"

"I don't think it is possible. After all, Xu Mang is a professor in the Department of Physics. Although the school forum says that he is very bad, he still has this cultivation."

"I agree, it can't be a leak."

...

Office of the Dean of History,

The old man just got the transcripts of all the students in the department, and he saw Xu Mang's name at first glance, and he was ranked at the top of the freshman list.

"what?!"

"Xu...Xu Mang is number one?" The head of the history department looked at the list in hand with a look of horror. Xu Mang overwhelmed all the freshman students with three perfect scores. It's a hundred points!

how is this possible!

Xu Mang~www.wuxiaspot.com~Professor of Theoretical Physics, he got full marks in the historical test.

It's like a land duck that won't last forever and won the gold medal in the men's 100-meter freestyle at the Olympics.

at this time,

The head of the history department called the group leader of the correction group.

"Professor Feng!"

"Xu Mang really got all the full marks?" asked the head of the history department.

"Correct!"

"I personally read his paper, and it is exactly the same as the standard answer, even the punctuation marks are correct." The professor Feng said: "If I hadn't kept the paper, I suspect that the title had leaked."

Regarding the disclosure of the subject, the Director of the History Department did not have this idea. He just wanted to confirm the authenticity of Xu Mang's results.

"Exactly the same?"

"How did he do it?" The head of the history department muttered to himself with confusion.

Professor Feng said: "I really don't know about this. Anyway, Professor Xu...subverted my view of history. I couldn't think of a physics student who would have time to read history books..."

"..."

"I'll hang up first."

hang up,

The Director of the History Department thought for a while and decided to call the Director Fang of the Physics Department. After all, Xu Mang had come to take the exam in the History Department and he arranged it entirely.

"Director Fang!"

"Professor Xu's test is something wrong!"

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