I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

After receiving the call from the head of the history department, Director Fang froze in place with a bewildered expression. There is a problem with Xu Mang's paper?

What do you mean?

Did he start cheating for dignity?

"Did Xu Mang cheat?" Director Fang asked.

"That's not true." said the head of the history department: "Xu Mang...Xu Mang got very good scores."

"what?"

"Not bad?" Director Fang was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "What is a good way?"

"..."

The head of the history department was a little bit unspeakable. The key was too embarrassing. After thinking for a while, he said: "He crushed and stood out among the freshmen. Now Xu Mang is the number one in the freshman year, and all three papers are perfect. ."

Words fall,

Both were silent.

Director Fang was silent because he was shocked, and the head of the History Department didn't speak because he felt ashamed. In short, the atmosphere is more embarrassing.

Subsequently,

The two hung up the phone in a tacit understanding.

For the current situation, Director Fang was a little helpless, as if he had made a promise to Xu Mang before that if the history exam was good, let him take the Ph.D. program, and the result really came true... When did Xu Mang look at history?

Can he even understand?

Kind of magical!

Director Fang called the principal of Fuda to report the incident.

"Hey?"

"Principal, Xu Mang seems to be the first in this history exam." Director Fang said.

"the first?"

"He is number one?" The principal was taken aback: "How did you know?"

"Director Li just called me and told me the situation." Director Fang smiled bitterly: "I promised Xu Mang before that if he can get a good score in this history exam, then the next doctoral student will let He brought it, now...it won’t work without it."

The principal didn't know what to say for a while, anyway he felt that he had fallen into the pit he had dug.

What should I do now?

Is Xu Mang going too far to become the deputy director of the History Department?

"principal?"

"You...Did you agree to Xu Mang's terms?" Director Fang asked.

"This..."

"This is my mistake." The principal sighed, "I promised Xu Mang to be the deputy director of the physics department if he could get the top three. As a result... this guy got the first place."

what?

deputy director?

This is too much!

Director Fang never expected that things would develop into this situation, and he always felt that he was deliberately manipulated.

"principal?"

"Do you think...Did we fall into the trap designed by Xu Mang from the beginning?" Director Fang frowned and meditated: "He took advantage of the information asymmetry to fish in troubled waters, doing evil."

After being reminded by Director Fang, the principal simply interpreted Xu Mang’s behavior. First of all, Xu Mang’s history is as good as his mathematics, physics, computer, etc., but others don’t know it, plus the difference between arts and sciences, it’s easy This causes information asymmetry, and Xu Mang's acting skills are very good.

"Ugh..."

"We were deceived by this guy." The principal remembered Xu Mang's weird behavior. Knowing that as long as he got the top three, he could be the deputy dean of the physics department, but his reaction was to call Xiaoman to discuss the situation. .

wrong!

Since it's a discussion... So is Xiaoman...

It's over...It's really over!

Xiaoman seems to be infected by Xu Mang!

...

The results are announced,

Two things became interesting talks for everyone, and both of them were related to Xu Mang.

In the examination of the Physics Department, Professor Xu Mang Xu was ranked at the end, and this end was amazing, the combined scores were added together... it turned out to be zero.

but...

Other students are not doing well. High math grades are almost wiped out. Only a few people can pass. The basic physics of theoretical physics is even worse. Only one pass, a sophomore girl.

of course,

The whole school knows why this is happening.

Xu Mang!

It's this bastard, it's his question.

fortunately,

God is very fair, Xu Mang scored a zero on the test.

One thing is worth paying attention to. The reason why Xu Mang took the four zero-point exams is because he has never been in class, which led to the birth of his zero-point, so it is very important to take classes.

Another interesting fact is the history exam,

No one paid attention to the history department, but today it is different. Almost all the students in the school focus on the history department.

Xu Mang again!

This guy went to take the exam in the history department.

Bottom?

No... This time Xu Mang got the first place among freshmen.

Suddenly,

The school forum exploded.

[Shocked, the professor did such a thing! 】

[Shocked, a man will be silent when she sees it, and a woman will cry when she sees it! Don't look down on Master Fu! 】

【Shock! 99.99% of people don’t know the exam content! 】

at the same time,

The most bombarded were the first-year history students in the History Department. When they knew that Xu Mang was the number one, almost all of them collapsed. One after another in the class group, they began to complain about all kinds of dissatisfaction with Xu Mang.

"Fuck... This is all over, Professor Xu is... he is not a human being!"

"Yes, it's so deep hidden."

"What should we do now? We are all dead, do we have to deduct credits?"

"The ghost knows."

Just when everyone was nervous, a bold classmate called the head teacher and asked about the specific situation. As a result...the group became lively again.

"Nima...we were deceived by Professor Xu again!"

"what's the situation?"

"What's wrong? What non-human thing did Professor Xu do?"

"Oh...whatever deducted credits are actually fake, they are all caused by Professor Xu fooling us, nothing happened."

I...

This...

I rely on!

"Oh... I think Professor Xu can teach us history, really... his history academic level should be very good."

"Keep it down, you want to be Professor Xu's student, are you crazy?"

"Yes, look at the high math grades in the Physics Department, don't you think it's cripple?"

At this time, no one in the group spoke. This time the high number papers of the Department of Physics were issued by Professor Xu. Before the results were announced, he complained in the school forum. If he were to teach himself, this future life would be impossible. Imagine.

Xiaoman Dormitory,

Xu Mang is sleeping with Xiaoman in his arms. Since the exam, the two of them have almost slept until noon to get up, because the night is very crazy, it is impossible to fall asleep before two in the middle of the night, not only a matter of time, but also energy It also needs to be exhausted.

"Hey?"

"Who?" Xu Mang answered the phone subconsciously.

result...

A familiar voice came from inside.

"Xiao Xu?"

"what?"

"Uncle...uncle...aunt?!" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, only to realize that he had taken the wrong phone, and his back was chilled with fright on the spot. He squeaked, "I...I ...I'm going to call Xiaoman now, Xiaoman should be in the toilet now."

"Ha ha."

"Don't lie to Auntie, how could Xiaoman be in the bathroom at this time." Mother Yang said calmly: "I should be sleeping next to you now?"

Xu Mang: 囧

I go!

Knowing a woman is better than a mother.

"Uh..."

"Auntie, do you have anything to do with Xiaoman?" Xu Mang whispered: "She is sleeping soundly now."

"Ugh..."

"You two!" Mother Yang sighed and said helplessly: "How can you two cheat your second grandfather? He called your uncle in the morning. Originally, my uncle and I didn't know what happened. What did I know later."

"The result is that the two of you were pitted by your partnership." Mother Yang said: "Cheated a deputy dean...say you two...can you be good?"

Xu Mang was speechless. It was indeed the case, and it was difficult to quibble. However, he glanced at Xiaoman who was sleeping in his arms, and a bold idea appeared in his mind.

Anyway...

Xiaoman doesn't know, it's better to put the blame on her.

"aunt?"

"Frankly with you." Xu Mang lowered his voice, and said cautiously: "Actually, Xiaoman asked me to do this. I specifically called Xiaoman and asked the deputy director for No, in the end she said...The second grandfather has a normal relationship with us, don't let it go for nothing, and then I cheated him."

"aunt!"

"Do you still believe in my character?" Xu Mang said seriously: "I treat others sincerely."

Not to mention,

It may be the reason why the mother-in-law saw her son-in-law, the more she liked it. Mother Yang really believed it, and what she knew was similar to what Xu Mang described.

"This girl!"

"Why is my brain so confused!" Mother Yang said angrily, "Give her the phone!"

"..."

"Auntie... Xiaoman was very tired last night. Let her sleep for a while." Xu Mang said, "If you are really angry... Then scold me, scold me a few words, and you will disappear after scolding. ."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Mother Yang was very satisfied, and said with emotion: "Xiao Xu...Xiao Man can find a husband like you, it is simply the blessing she has accumulated for eight lifetimes."

Ugh?

Why does this sound so familiar?

"You guys will sleep for a while, and I will call again in the afternoon."

Words fall,

The call is interrupted.

Xu Mang carefully put the phone back to its original place, but Xiaoman woke up at this time.

"Who called just now?"

"what?"

"No...No." Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, rubbed Xiaoman's head, and whispered softly: "It's still early... let's sleep a little longer."

"Ok!"

noon,

The two got up one after another, after a brief wash, ordered two takeaways, and then began to organize the dormitory. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

"what?"

"I'm leaving school the day after tomorrow. What are you going to do now?" Yang Xiaoman frowned when he saw Xu Mang finished eating, put on his down jacket, and asked, "Stay well without the heating in the cold weather. Go outside and blow the cold wind, are you stupid?"

Ha ha...

Staying in the dormitory is crazy!

Xu Mang smiled: "Uh...I went to say goodbye to the brothers in my dormitory. It's been a long time since I saw them."

"Oh..."

"Then you go." Yang Xiaoman nodded.

however,

After half an hour, Yang Xiaoman received a call from his mother.

Only then did he realize why Xu Mang would go out on a cold day.

feeling...

"Mom!" Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: "It's not what you think it is. In fact, this matter...he has already planned it. Calling me is just to provide insurance for this plan."

"Are you a stupid mother?" Mother Yang said angrily, "How can someone who is so honest with Xiao Xu do such a thing, and listening to you seems to complain to Xiao Xu, what are you complaining about? Know how much advantage I have taken from Xiao Xu?"

In the next hour, Xiaoman gradually moved towards autism under the education of his mother.

at last,

The phone hung up.

"Xu Mang!"

"I want to kill you, mother!"

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