I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
Chapter 551: Only 2 words of genius!
"Shanggla Hotel..."
"This... This cousin Xiaoling's family seems to be very rich." Cui Caoyang glanced at the address sent by the mysterious number, and silently drove his E-Class Mercedes to the address on the mobile phone text message. The traffic was getting more and more congested. Just a few minutes after Cui Caoyang drove out, he encountered four red lights.
"Hey?"
"Wife...then what...can you reduce the difficulty?" Cui Caoyang said helplessly: "My best man team is not available, wife...please reduce the difficulty, this... .It's too embarrassing. I am all college students here."
"cut!"
"At the beginning, you didn't lower the difficulty. In front of so many people, you just asked me to answer questions." Cui Caoyang's fiancee Xiaoling said grimly: "I told you...it's impossible to reduce the difficulty!"
"Damn..."
"I am also a small leader of a certain research institute in our city anyway, you...you give me some face?" Cui Caoyang said.
"Why are you panicking?"
"It's all my own... ashamed." Xiaoling said: "Don't worry... I have agreed with my sisters that I will not upload the video on the Internet. Why are you my husband? I know the truth."
"That's good!"
"It's the green light... I'll hang up first, and I will pick up the best man. By the way, see who this best man is." Cui Caoyang said: ""
Pick up the best man?
what happened?
Picking up the best man now?
It seems that I don't even know what it looks like.
"Hey?"
"Can you be more concerned?" Xiaoling said helplessly: "Are you just getting married once in your life, can't you have a snack? You will get married tomorrow, and you don't even know what the best man looks like. Where did you find the best man? Was it hired on the side of the road?"
Cui Caoyang was helpless, and said silently: "All my friends here are married. Those who are not married are my three younger brothers, but there is one best man missing. It seems that your cousin's boyfriend came to support you."
cousin?
I have many cousins, who is it?
Xiaoling thought for a long time, but finally gave up looking for this mysterious cousin.
"Oh..."
"Take care of you, don't let my cousin's boyfriend drink." Xiaoling said seriously: "I basically said hello. No one on our side will drink you alcohol. If something unexpected happens, you Be clever, you should switch to pushing, don’t drink everything into your mouth stupidly."
"Do not worry!"
"I understand..." Cui Caoyang smiled bitterly: "Okay...it's okay...you're going to be deducted points when you make a phone call when you drive, so let's not talk about it... hang up!"
Snapped,
Cui Caoyang hung up the call directly, and then put the phone in the passenger seat. His fiancé is good at everything, just likes to be nosy, in fact, she is not such a person, Xiaoling is more careful, and Sometimes I get lost...
soon,
Cui Caoyang came to the Shanggla Hotel and hurriedly called the mysterious number, which was answered by a young man.
"Hey?"
"Hello... I'm under the Shanggla Hotel now." Cui Caoyang said.
"Oh..."
"Wait a moment," the other party said lazily.
hang up,
Cui Caoyang was silent for a while, listening to this guy’s voice... he didn’t feel very clever, forget it... Anyway, I’ve already prepared it in my heart. It’s all about love, anyway, as long as people gather together. .
After waiting for a few minutes downstairs, I saw a man carrying a satchel, wearing a pair of polarizers and a baseball cap, making him look like a big star, and there was a little girl next to him who looked like At most fifteen or six years old.
"No way?"
Cui Caoyang refused 10,000 in his heart, but the two people walked in the direction of the Mercedes-Benz.
Bang bang bang,
The young man tapped on the glass and asked curiously, "Is it my cousin?"
"..."
"You...Hello." Cui Caoyang said with a smile: "You are...then what..."
"Correct!"
"I'm your temporary best man." The young man said with a smile: "We will get married tomorrow... and now we will gather the best man team?"
"what?"
"Yeah!" Cui Caoyang nodded, and said embarrassingly: "Tonight, we are going to sleep in a new house. The rules here, I'm sorry... Thank you."
"Oh..."
"Well...Are there any activities planned for the evening?" The young man said with a grin: "If not, I happened to have brought a pair of mahjong and two playing cards, as well as three packs of cigarettes and five packs of melon seeds, anyway... Cousin-in-law understands!"
Cui Caoyang: 囧
This...
Who is this!
No wonder this satchel looks so big, it turned out to be packed with so many things.
Cui Caoyang didn't say anything. After all, this is Xiaoling's cousin's boyfriend. People came to help. If it was his younger brother, he would have cursed him.
"Cough!"
"Cousin-in-law... I'm Sister Xiaoling's younger sister, you can call me Xiaoman."
At this time,
Yang Xiaoman standing on the side can’t stand it anymore. It’s too embarrassing... the blame has to let himself touch his bag. It turns out that there are so many things hidden in it. He hurriedly said: "Cousin-in-law... If you are a fool, don't worry about face, you can scold you as you want, and you can't ruin your wedding with your cousin. After all, there will only be one time."
Yang Xiaoman is very worried about what will happen to the wedding. After all, this big idiot next to him has gotten into the best man club, and he can't do anything... This guy is brave. He blew up the school pit in high school.
"Ha ha..."
"I watched..." Cui Caoyang was trying to call this unreliable best man's name, but he couldn't call it out yet.
"Just call me Xiao Xu." The young man smiled.
"I think Xiao Xu is pretty good, he looks very honest." Cui Caoyang smiled bitterly: "Then what... Xiaoman, I took Xiao Xu to leave first?"
"it is good!"
Yang Xiaoman nodded and watched Xu Mang sit in the back seat, tapped the car window lightly, and then the car window fell down. At this time, Xiaoman whispered to Xu Mang, "Be honest... Recklessly!"
"Do not worry!"
"I'm reliable!" Xu Mang said with a smile.
moment,
The E-Class Mercedes-Benz started and moved away from Yang Xiaoman.
Inside the car,
The atmosphere was quite embarrassing. Through the rearview mirror of the car, Cui Caoyang saw the scenery outside Xu Mang tilted his head and was admiring. He didn't know how to speak for a while, he didn't know how to communicate with these strangers.
"Xiao Xu?"
"what?"
"Which high school are you from?" Cui Caoyang asked.
"I'm from Fuda... Xiaoman is also from Fuda." Xu Mang said with a smile, "Cousin-in-law, you can't be deceived by Xiaoman's appearance. She is a female goblin with cruel methods. If you want others to ruin your family within minutes."
Cui Caoyang was stunned for a moment. He hardly heard the following words. He just noticed that this Xiao Xu in the back row turned out to be a student of Fu University.
Is it a master? !
can!
"Fuda?"
"Fu University is a very good school, a famous university!" Cui Caoyang asked with a smile, "Which major do you study?"
"Department of Physics, major in theoretical physics," Xu Mang said.
"physical?"
"Unexpectedly, Xiao Xu, your science is so good!" Cui Caoyang was very satisfied, and said with a smile: "Say there is a professor in your school called... Xu Mang, have you met him?"
Xu Mang froze for a moment, and said awkwardly, "I have seen it."
"Oh..." Cui Caoyang nodded and did not continue to ask. The reason why Xu Mang was mentioned was because he couldn't find the topic, and the original surprise in his heart gradually returned to worry, even though it was a famous university. , But... after all, it's just a student.
The journey is not short,
But the red lights are many and very long, which directly leads to the continuous increase of time. Maybe people are more unlucky. Cui Caoyang passes by the green lights almost every time, and then helplessly waits for 90 seconds.
at this time,
Cui Caoyang glanced at Xu Mang in the back row, and found that he was asleep. He was not surprised. It was normal for people to fall asleep after flying on the plane for so long.
for a long time,
Cui Caoyang came to his new home. At this time, the room was empty. His three younger brothers are not living today. After all, they only need to be accompanied by a best man, and the unfortunate best man is Xu Mang.
"Ugh?"
"Why is there no one?" Xu Mang asked with a dazed look: "Didn't you say there are three best men? Why... why are we two in the house?"
"If they don't come, I'll be with you today." Cui Caoyang said: "A best man will accompany him."
"I..."
"Oh..." Xu Mang sighed, and reluctantly drew out a set of mahjong tiles and two playing cards, and said with a melancholy face: "I didn't take it for nothing."
The bored Xu Mang could only lie on the sofa, playing boring mobile games, and fell asleep after playing. This sleep went straight to 5:30 in the afternoon, and was awakened by Cui Caoyang and took him to eat. The local cuisine.
"Xiao Xu?"
"Don't you think it's dark?" Cui Caoyang asked curiously, seeing Xu Mang wearing a polarized lens, "Pick off your glasses."
"I want it too."
"I'm afraid it will cause unnecessary sensation." Xu Mang said helplessly: "Cousin-in-law will just go."
Cui Caoyang closed his mouth obediently. He found that Xiao Xu... Xiao Xu was a little strange. When he slept during the day, he also wore a hat and glasses. It seemed... he was shameless.
Star?
It's not like a star either.
I came to a very famous local restaurant. The Huaiyang cuisine here is very famous in the local area. What Cui Caoyang ordered to Xu Mang are all the famous dishes in Huaiyang cuisine, such as stewed lion head, braised silver carp head, chicken sauce Boil dry silk and so on.
After eating,
After strolling around the night scene for a while, Xu Mang proposed to go back. He hated the night scene very much, because he was wearing a polarizer, why couldn't he see it.
Back to new home,
Xu Mang found three chairs, brought in another trash can, and sat on the balcony while blowing the cool breeze while sipping melon seeds. When he was thirsty, he drank an iced Coke, seeking a spiritual harbor in this noisy city.
At this time,
Cui Caoyang noticed Xu Mang who was looking for a habitat for his soul. For some reason, in Cui Caoyang's eyes, he saw Xu Mang exuding a lazy temperament.
Ugh...
This best man group...
Too unreliable!
"Cousin-in-law!"
"Bring me a can of Coke!" Xu Mang shouted.
Cui Caoyang: 囧
This...
I feel like a servant!
moment,
Cui Caoyang took a can of Coke for Xu Mang, then found a chair and sat beside Xu Mang with a cool breeze. After tonight... I am no longer single, and I have to afford one from now on. The important task of the family.
I wonder if I can be a good husband? Or a father?
"Nah?" Xu Mang took out a handful of melon seeds ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and handed them to Cui Caoyang, and said sincerely, "It's very fragrant."
"..."
"No, it's easy to get angry." Cui Caoyang shook his head.
Xu Mang glanced at Cui Caoyang beside him and saw his sad expression at this time. He thought he was worried that he would be embarrassed tomorrow, so he couldn't help but smiled, and said calmly, "Cousin-in-law, don’t worry. Geography, there are many problems in the world that can stump me. If you use two words to describe it...there is only the word genius!"
"Do not worry!"
"Watch my performance tomorrow and help you marry a cousin!" Xu Mang said seriously.
however,
In front of Cui Caoyang's eyes, what he saw were two other words...
For nothing!
......
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