I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

After one night,

At five thirty in the morning,

Cui Caoyang woke up early. Today is the big day of life, with a hint of worry in his excitement. How to solve the four problems given by the bridesmaid team? On my own side, there are a group of crooked melons and dates, and the bridesmaid group of doctors...

"Ugh..."

"My heart is so tired..." Cui Caoyang sighed, got up in silence and went to the bathroom. After a brief wash, he came to the bedroom where Xu Mang slept, and found that others were not there. After finding him for a long time, he found him. Actually lying on the sofa.

"..."

"Why don't you sleep well, why do you sleep on the sofa?" Cui Caoyang said helplessly, and then he saw Xu Mang wearing a polarizer and a hat, and his face was even more helpless. Does this guy have a mental problem?

"Xiao Xu?"

"Xiao Xu!" Cui Caoyang shouted: "The makeup artist is coming soon, hurry up and wake up!"

"what?"

"Oh..." Xu Mang woke up in a daze, saw Cui Caoyang standing beside him, and said helplessly: "God... the genius just turned on!"

Cui Caoyang nodded and said seriously: "We have a lot of preparations to do. It's better to get up early. You should go to wash up quickly. I will get you some breakfast. After washing up, I will have breakfast."

"Okay." Xu Mang stood up in silence and headed to the bathroom.

Breakfast is rice with pickles. Xu Mang casually took two bites of rice and went in a hurry. He didn’t like rice with rice. Anyway, there was something to eat at noon.

Immediately after,

The photography team came, the makeup artist team came, and the three best men came. The atmosphere suddenly became tense, but Xu Mang was still the same Xu Mang, still in a lazy stage, with the smell of salted fish all over his body. .

The makeup for Xu Mang was a young woman who was far from Xiao Man, but her figure was much better than Xiao Man. Perhaps it was a long-term relationship. Xu Mang faced a woman whose figure belongs to the category of normal people. , A little bit uncomfortable.

No way?

I'm Xu Mang... is a tablet enthusiast who hides so deeply?

moment,

Xu Mang, dressed in a gentleman's hairstyle and wearing a handsome suit and leather boots, appeared in front of everyone. Although he was wearing a pair of polarized lenses, Cui Caoyang was a little speechless and felt he was unable to stop the power of that flourishing beauty. More like a groom.

"Not bad!" Cui Caoyang smiled: "Very handsome!"

"of course!"

"Is the arsonist of the heart arson getting a false name?" The corners of Xu Mang's mouth were slightly upturned, and across a stern arc, he said to Cui Caoyang: "Cousin-in-law, don't worry, if I am here today, you must be married. daughter in law!"

Words fall,

Xu Mang asked cautiously: "Cousin-in-law? The other party...what configuration of the other party?"

"The researcher level of the research institute is almost all with a Ph.D. per capita." Cui Caoyang said: "Forget it...there was a lot of fun in the past anyway, and I don't expect you to play a major role."

Doctor?

PhD student?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and then said helplessly: "I was scared to death... I thought it was the reincarnation of Newton and Einstein. Since I am a doctoral student, there is no pressure. I usually taught many doctoral students. ."

Cui Caoyang:? ? ?

Teaching PhD?

Undergraduates teach others PhDs?

In the face of this kind of vain discourse, Cui Caoyang directly defined it as bragging, and did not want to wrangling with Xu Mang in this regard, leaving Xu Mang to do his own affairs.

quickly,

When all the work was completed, including decals on the wedding car, Xu Mang gradually felt a little tired, getting married... really tiring! At this time, he came up with an idea that he and Xiaoman will adopt a simple wedding model in the future and refuse this tedious routine.

boarding!

set off!

The welcoming convoy went to the bride's residence with great strength.

...

Arrived,

Cui Caoyang took his best man team and prepared to enter the villa. As a result, he met a group of relatives from the bride at the gate of the yard, and then the groom was miserable. For a while, he was rambling, and for a while, he fought desperately, especially Several aunts, blocking the door just refused to let in.

Faced with this situation,

Xu Mang stood silently and watched the development of things. The red envelopes prepared by the bridegroom were given out one by one. After a while, he gave a dozen or so. Xu Mang knew the amount of the red envelope, because the red envelopes were all yesterday. He wrapped it with the groom.

Ten minutes of wrangling,

This group of relatives of the brides then let the groom and the best man group in. They thought it was safe to pass. Who knew there was another group of people at the door of the house.

There were another ten red envelopes. In an instant, more than 2,000 yuan was sent out. Xu Mang looked at the meat in pain. Yesterday he proposed to put the IOU in, and it said'I owe you a hundred, pay it back in the future.' This proposal was rejected on the spot.

at last,

The groom and the best man group walked into the house. They never thought that there was no one in this house. There was no one in the living room except a middle-aged woman and a bridesmaid. However, the groom Cui Caoyang was panicked. Nothing is considered a test. From here, the real test begins!

"Groom, please listen to the rules!" The bridesmaid in front took out her mobile phone and read to the text above: "The groom and the best man have two hours of challenge time. There are four problems to face in total, because the bride is a science student. , So you are facing four problems in mathematics and science."

"If the groom’s best man team can complete the challenge within two hours, the bride will complete the cleaning, cooking, and sweeping in the future, but if the challenge fails, the cleaning, cooking, sweeping salary, etc., etc., I am sorry...hehehe."

Words fall,

The bridesmaid in front of her showed a smirk.

hiss!

Damn it!

ruthless!

After Xu Mang heard these words, he showed a trace of horror. It was so cruel... In case of failure, the bridegroom’s later half of his life would be ruined. At this time, Xu Mang secretly observed Cui Caoyang and found his face. It was filled with despair.

"bridegroom!"

"You and your best man team still have ten minutes to warm up. After ten minutes, this challenge will officially begin!" the bridesmaid said: "Wait you can't speak out, you can't give hints, you can only watch."

"..."

"..."

"..."

at this time,

Several people looked at each other and each read helplessness in each other's eyes, but they could not understand Xu Mang's eyes because they were wearing polarized glasses.

"brother..."

"This... my sister-in-law is a college teacher, isn't this driving us to a dead end?" One of the best man said desperately: "I'm afraid we can't even pass the first level, what should we do? How about you and sister-in-law? Now, how about reducing the difficulty?"

reduce?

Are there so many things if I can drop?

Cui Caoyang smiled bitterly: "You guys... do your best, anyway, after two hours, we will rush to the next venue when time is up, big deal... I will be responsible for washing, cooking and sweeping in the future. I am very fond of Labor."

Xu Mang:? ? ?

I go!

This is life forcing her cousin to become a model worker!

"Cousin-in-law, don't worry!" Xu Mang stood up and said disdainfully: "I am here... I will definitely not let you follow in my footsteps!"

Words fall,

Xu Mang turned his head and shouted at the bridesmaid: "There is no need to adjust the state, just start, we are in a hurry!"

"???"

"???"

"???"

Cui Caoyang and the three best men were bewildered by Xu Mang’s sudden behavior, especially Cui Caoyang’s three younger brothers. They themselves had a slight contempt for Xu Mang. They were not nearsighted, and they also wore a pair of glasses to pretend to be forced. Who is it for?

"you..."

"Are you crazy?" said one of the best men angrily: "Do you know what the other party is?"

"Doctor."

"What?" Xu Mang glanced at the fussing stranger, and said disdainfully, "Is there a problem?"

I...

Any question?

This does not explain the problem?

Just as the best man was about to refute, the bridesmaid spoke up and said to Xu Mang: "You are quite confident, then meet your requirements. The first problem is a classical mechanics calculation problem."

As soon as the voice fell,

The bridesmaid took out a piece of A4 paper, handed it to Xu Mang, and handed it a black pen.

"hurry up!"

"You can't call for rescue halfway," the bridesmaid said.

Call for help?

Just kidding!

Dignified Professor Xu, want to call for rescue?

Xu Mang took the question and a black pen, silently walked to the edge of the table and began to review this classic mechanics calculation problem. At this time, the groom and the best man team hurriedly walked to Xu Mang's side and watched together.

After a few minutes,

The scene was lifeless, and no one spoke. Although the groom is a chemistry major, he probably has figured out the topic, but he cannot speak, cannot break the rules, and can only stand on the side in a hurry.

That's it!

All special is over!

My own group of crooked melons split dates best man group, I am afraid it is really difficult to pass the first level.

This question seems to require a lot of calculations, and the logical thinking must be meticulous. If frizzy, calculation errors are easy to occur, which leads to errors in the entire calculation process. Once an error occurs, look back and find the wrong place. Can't find it at all.

"Cousin..."

"Sorry..." The three best men shook their heads silently, with a trace of apology on their faces.

"It's okay."

"Try it, it doesn't matter." Cui Caoyang smiled bitterly.

At this time,

Xu Mang showed a happy smile, turned his head and shouted at the bridesmaid: "Oh... just this level?"

Words fall,

He sighed and said helplessly, "I overestimated you..."

Pick up the pen,

Strive to write!

Huh huh!

The calculation process is very fast, so fast that everyone feels a little frightened. This is more than a ballet on the tip of a pen, it is basically the Fuxing number on A4 paper!

The groom was dumbfounded,

The best man was dumbfounded,

The bridesmaids are also dumbfounded!

what's the situation?

Is this guy...insanity?

Isn’t it a graffiti to write so fast?

this moment,

The bridesmaid also walked up to Xu Mang's side. Several people watched Xu Mang's process ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The handwriting was very clear, but the calculation speed was so fast that he was shockingly fast. After writing a calculation, the answer behind Just want to come out directly, it doesn't seem to be an answer through the brain at all.

and many more!

Something's wrong!

This...it seems the standard answer is exactly the same!

At this moment,

The bridesmaid found that Xu Mang's calculation process seemed a bit familiar, so she hurriedly took out her mobile phone, secretly found a photo in the album, and compared it with Xu Mang's calculation process. As expected, even the punctuation marks were the same.

This...

what's the problem?

Where is he sacred?

five minutes later,

Xu Mang finally finished the calculation. The moment he put down his pen, he turned his head and said confidently to the bridesmaid: "Next level!"

"Xiao Xu...you..."

Cui Caoyang looked at Xu Mang in horror. Because of the different professional fields, many processes were not understood, but according to the bridesmaid's reaction, he knew that this level was basically stable.

What are these!

He was considered to be a player in vain, and he actually completed a counterattack at this moment!

"The words of worship will be said later."

"Now I will take you to the final victory!" Xu Mang stood up and asked the bridesmaid: "Excuse me... where is the next level?"

The restored bridesmaid looked at Xu Mang and said with a dull look: "It's... at the top of the stairs on the second floor."

moment,

A group of people killed on the second floor.

Seeing this group of people drifting away, the bridesmaid hurriedly took out the phone.

"Hey?"

"Xiaoling... things have changed!"

"Suddenly a strange flower came, and I called for help to improve the difficulty of the last two levels!"

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