I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
Chapter 901: Wife, you have an IQ problem
"you..."
"You can eat people when you come up?"
When Zhou Shao saw Xu Mang figured it out, he almost didn't collapse. This is completely different from the previous routine. It wasn't like this before, why... why didn't he play the card suddenly? Say yes to the last one to turn the tide?
"Xu Mang!"
"You...you don't even act now?" Wang Shao also had the same confused expression, and asked cautiously: "Before you cheated and acted again, and then counterattacked in the last Jedi, now it will automatically lock up. Head... you are a bit too much!"
"Cough!"
"Don't be afraid to fabricate it!" Xu Mang coughed slightly, and said angrily: "Be careful. I will send you a lawyer's letter. Hurry up and reshuffle the cards...Is it the man who is slowing down? Now each of you owes me two million. I'm going to eat people next time, let you see what is called "Kangkai"
"???"
"???"
"???"
Lying!
What are you... shameless?
Hearing that Xu Mang was going to perform the bar and drive himself to touch the sea, the moon was green, and he was so scared that it was all green. Before it was only twenty-four times the same color, and then quadrupling it would not be too much, but now this green one color is 80 Eight-fold card type, and... the bar is open from the sea to find the moon... This one is a yacht!
However, not only the three people at the table were frightened, but even Xiaoman, who was sitting next to Xu Mang, trembled with anger...This liar was absolutely horrible. He just made all the losses he lost during the day. Then he owed him twelve million.
This is just a handful!
Next, he has to perform an eighty-eight-fold card pattern... and then all kinds of doublings, damn... If this is a win, he will have to put in a lot of money, god... he won't be God sent it to lie to my old lady for money, right? Triple rebate...I'm afraid I am bleeding heavily today.
At this time,
There were a lot of people around, Chen Fan, Shao Chen stood beside his friend, frowning, his two buddies...it's too miserable, right? There is no need to play... Then she stood next to Zhou Shao’s wife and looked at her card pattern. It was even more tragic...
wrong!
Why are three people so bad luck?
With such a curiosity, Chen Shao cautiously walked to Xu Mang's side, took a sneaky glance, and the next second... Chen Shao was suffocated directly, good fellow... it turns out that all the cards are in his hand. ...This is the legendary green one-color card!
Sure enough, that man!
Eating people without spitting out bones,
I was already cheating when I wiped the cards. I controlled all the good cards in my own hands, and then deliberately gave the bad ones to others, bad... it's just too bad! Although this guy is already a dragon and a phoenix, he is still the bastard.
"Hehehe..."
"Looking at your expressions, it seems to be very painful?" Xu Mang casually played a card and asked with a smile: "The cards in your hand... Actually, I know that they are all garbage cards, at most. Bangbanghu, there are no flower heads, I am all green!"
Words fall,
Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he could not wait to go up and throw the table off. If he touched the bar by himself, he would lose out, but he could not give it to him. Everyone is already his... What money to give him.
"Wife?"
"What's the matter with you?" Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman next to her, and saw her angrily, and said with a slight smile: "Don't worry... there are two more. I will show you the big four and big four. Three yuan."
"You are gentle with me!" Yang Xiaoman leaned into Xu Mang's ear and said fiercely: "My old lady, I am all yours. You still pit me hard... are you going to die?"
"Cough!"
"Save some pocket money." Xu Mang said awkwardly and politely: "You are a big boss who wants to speak up. It is not easy for me to work hard to make money. You can't be black, otherwise I will lose on purpose, anyway. I have no money...you will give it to you then."
Ouch!
Oh my God!
What kind of husband did he marry?
This face is getting thicker and thicker, and he is already an internationally renowned scientist, and the result is... mad!
If it wasn't for too many people around, Yang Xiaoman might have knocked Xu Mang to the ground and let him know what family education is. It's really lawless, there is no king's law...
soon,
Xu Mang drew the last second card, and it turned out to be a Kongzi, and then he played Haidilaoyue. When the card was pushed away, everyone’s breathing stopped. He had heard of it...but never Have seen such a cruel one!
"Damn..."
"I'm sorry... I touched myself." Xu Mang said with a smile: "It's a bit big... I'll do the math..."
"Each of you owes me 21 million now." Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman, leaned to her ear, and said, "Wife...you owe 162 million!"
"roll!"
"I'm furious!"
Yang Xiaoman's Qianqian hand stretched out under the table and twisted Xu Mang's thigh fiercely.
Immediately after,
Xu Mang showed his terrifying dominance. He harvested the three people on the table in minutes. He looked at the dejected three and said with a smile: "Okay, okay... don't pretend to be pitiful, I I don’t know how rich you are, just like my wife... vampires, who specialize in sucking flat-headed youth like us."
"Cough!"
"Xu Mang...it's too much." Chen Shao said helplessly: "Your wife is a big capitalist, how can we compare to her... You value us too much."
"Hey!"
"I said Chen Fan!"
"You are living impatiently, are you?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "Be careful, I let your company go bankrupt! Do you know the "ghost" company that swept Wall Street not long ago? It's my subsidiary, are you afraid Up?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
really!
She did it!
Regarding the previous short-selling storm, many financial media have carried out relevant reports. The main short-selling agency is from China, called Xu Yang Consulting Company. Many have guessed it, but are not sure. Now Yang Xiaoman has admitted She did it, I have to say... this amazing woman is really tough.
"Will you come yet?"
"Would you like to do another round?" Xu Mang asked.
"No no no!"
"You are too cheating..." Zhou Shao hugged his wife and said helplessly: "I'm sleeping... I won't play with you!"
soon,
The crowd dispersed,
Xu Mang and Xiaoman looked at each other and saw the embarrassment in each other's eyes.
"Can you sleep?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "Would you like to blow the air on the deck?"
"Ok!"
Came to the back deck,
The couple stood on the side, feeling melancholy for a while in the sea breeze. At this time, Xu Mang suddenly said: "My wife...I found that your IQ is not high. According to my observations over the past four years, I found you There is a serious flaw in my IQ. I think... if your child doesn’t enter college in the future, it’s probably because you are too stupid."
"fart!"
Yang Xiaoman was hugged by Xu Mang, and then struggled for a while, and said fiercely: "You haven't become so smart because you met me. What does this mean? It means that I have taught well, and I just didn’t get anything. I know I'm forced to talk."
"No no no!"
"I have a basis... Forget it... I will give you a test!" Xu Mang asked with a smile, "If there are two glasses of water in the desert, one cup of camel blood, and one cup of poison, how would you choose? what?"
"Uh..."
"I choose camel blood!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously.
"Why?" Xu Mang asked.
"Because I can live!" Yang Xiaoman gave his husband a white glance, and said disdainfully: "Are you stupid? Did I choose poison?"
"..."
"I will choose two glasses of water." Xu Mang said seriously: "I said there are two glasses of water, a glass of camel blood, a glass of poison... don't you? You taste it, you taste it!"
Yang Xiaoman: ( ̄△ ̄;)
I...
The old lady was given a routine by him again?
"Go away!"
"I'm a fool, ignore me!" Yang Xiaoman struggled angrily: "Go away... Don't insult me!"
Due to the large movement range, Xu Mang fell directly into the sea with a thump... The next second, Yang Xiaoman was immediately stunned, and his mood collapsed at this moment, looking at the dark sea in the night, struggling Cried loudly: "Husband! You...Don't scare me!"
unfortunately...
There is no reply.
"I..."
"I'm not alive anymore, I will accompany you now!"
At this time,
Xu Mang got out of the sea, and Xiaoman, who rushed to climb the railing, waved: "I'm fine! It's so cool!"
Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄︿ ̄)
at the same time,
Xiaoqiong just finished wiping the skin care products, but when she heard someone shouting outside the cabin, she turned her head in confusion and asked Chenxi, who was standing by the window: "What's wrong? I seem to hear Sister Xiaoman calling for help?"
"It's nothing..."
"Two boring people are performing Qiong Yao drama." Chen Xi smiled bitterly: "Go to sleep..."
America,
Princeton University,
Professor Smith had just arrived in the office, but his **** hadn't warmed up yet, and the landline on the side rang. He picked up and listened, and his expression changed drastically and became distorted.
"what?"
"Really?"
"I got it!" After Smith hung up the phone, he directly opened the official website of the Princeton Astrophysics Society, saw the link, clicked in and saw what he was expecting~www.wuxiaspot.com~About the previous mathematical model Of three expressions.
As an authority on astrophysics, Smith quickly understood the importance of this mathematical model. It seemed to solve a certain mathematical problem in the M-theory. This was a leap forward in the physics world, and the unified theory saw a little light. .
"Hey?"
"Gareth!"
"The rest of the content is announced!" Professor Smith called Gareth, with a little shock, and said: "Xu Mang's mathematical model...can completely solve some of the problems in your research!"
"solved?"
Hearing what Professor Smith said, Gareth hung up the phone subconsciously and saw the research report in a moment.
"Great!"
"Finally can break through!"
......
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