I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

When Xu Mang returned to the coast, it was already noon the next day, but Yang Xiaoman seemed to still have more intentions. He wanted to go to other places. He could only agree to this woman's request unconditionally. After all, he took a bit last night. Something happened to Pi.

She beat a dead than alive, she is ... almost die for love, and then think about this woman had to swim, and love of martyrdom **** ah!

"Looking at your expression, it seems..."

"I'm not convinced of my condition with my mother?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang beside him, and said angrily, "I was very angry with my mother yesterday...Do you know what you behaved? Let me worry about it later. , Be careful, I really want to die with you!"

"..."

"Ouch..."

"You kicked me into the sea, can't I just skin it?" Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: "Wife...say you still don't admit that you have a problem with your IQ? Or I will give you another question. ?Check your IQ?"

"Fuck off!"

Yang Xiaoman kicked Xu Mang off the bed. The more he looked at this big pig's hoof, he got more and more angry. He couldn't wait to go up and bite. Since marrying him, he has been angry every day, although... The pig's trotter is delicious for cooking, but because it is delicious, I actually gained five pounds.

Five pounds!

It takes two weeks to lose a pound of fat, and now five catties...that's a full ten weeks.

"Really..."

"I have a question about economics." Xu Mang licked his face and came to Xiaoman. While rubbing her head, he gently asked: "For example, one day you were walking on the street and suddenly you saw something on the ground. What should you do with twenty dollars, two thousand rubles and five thousand yen?"

"Stupid!"

"Of course I picked up five thousand yen. If you calculate it, it is almost three hundred." Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "If you look at the dollar and the ruble, they are about one hundred and forty and two hundred and twenty respectively. It’s to pick up Japanese yen."

Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman and didn't know what to do for a while. Is it true that the IQs of women after marriage are very low? This is not pregnant yet, if you are pregnant... I'm afraid... Xu Mang dare not think about the next thing.

"Wife!"

"I swear...I will research smart drugs!" Xu Mang swears: "Even if smart drugs cannot be researched, I will stay with you and protect you forever... After all, I and Are you married, I have a responsibility and an obligation to do so."

Yang Xiaoman frowned. Although these words sounded very touching, he felt very weird. What is researching smart medicine? If you can't find out, you will protect your aging mother forever? What does this mean? Disguised to damage my old mother's IQ is very low?

"Go away!"

"Only you are the smartest!"

"The whole world has been smarted by you." Yang Xiaoman said irritably, "Am I not right? Isn't the exchange rate of five thousand people more than three hundred? I know more about currency, the Japanese yen and the Chinese currency. Do you know how much the exchange is?"

"do not know!"

"But I will pick them all up and put them in my pockets." Xu Mang smiled and said, "Look...is it true!"

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

Whoops...

This guy has a brain teaser!

What a bastard!

"Humph!"

"A few brain teasers are great?" Yang Xiaoman said with a disdain: "I ask you...who is the best combination for double diving in the world?"

"Mother-in-law!"

"Because the two of them often fall into the water at the same time." Xu Mang said seriously.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and instantly started her stubbornness, and continued to ask: "What is the best thing not to drink after a loss?"

"water!"

"Because it will become dirty!" Xu Mang said.

Yang Xiaoman pursed his mouth, took out his mobile phone and started searching for brain teasers. Then he saw a difficult one and asked: "Excuse me...five to zero, zero to two, and then five, may I ask why?"

"Rock-paper-scissors!" Xu Mang smiled: "Wife...Don't look up, as long as you can find the brain teaser online, I know the answer."

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

So angry!

This **** is so shameless!

Xiaoman knew that his husband's memory was great, and he won the first prize in the Memory Contest. As a result, this **** was so boring to memorize some messy things.

but...

Think I can't rule you like this old lady?

"Very good!" Yang Xiaoman nodded and said solemnly: "Then I will ask the last question. If the answer comes up, the money you won yesterday will be doubled again. If you can't answer...sorry, everything Confiscated!"

"can!"

"The brave is fearless!" Xu Mang said proudly.

Yang Xiaoman asked calmly: "When was the first time we held hands?"

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||)︴

what?

How to do?

This...this is going to be cold!

"what happened?"

"Can't answer it?" Yang Xiaoman said with a smirk, and said calmly: "You bastard... able to remember so much boring content, but remember the beautiful moments of the two of us, sorry... The old lady is about to confiscate your money."

"Ahem!"

"Wife...I found out that you are so beautiful lately!" Xu Mang lay silently beside Xiao Man, and said softly: "Let me hold you for a while..."

result,

With such a simple hug, Xiaoman, who was still angry at first, was instantly swept away from all negative emotions, with a shy little head buried in his chest, listening to the strong and powerful heartbeat, he said slightly: "Big bad guy ...You are my nemesis, obviously my old lady is very angry, but as a result... now I'm not angry at all."

"Hehehe..."

"After all, we are a husband and wife." Xu Mang squeezed Xiaoman's handsome face, then kissed, and whispered, "Return my hard-earned money!"

"..."

Just as Yang Xiaoman's emotions were brewing, the cell phone on the side suddenly rang. He glanced at the caller from Professor Smith, and hurriedly answered the phone and asked: "Hello? Professor Smith...what's the matter? Something?"

"Xu Mang..."

"The dean of the Princeton Department of Physics, wants to use your mathematical model to solve some of the problems of M-theory." Professor Smith said: "Should there be no opinions?"

"Oh..."

"Then use it, I don't care." Xu Mang said blankly: "Speaking...the core content of M theory is multidimensional space, which can almost be used...what is the point of his research now? What if M-theory is just a dead end in mathematics?"

"This is his own business." Professor Smith said seriously: "He has regarded M Theory as his life's work, and there is no turning back. He has been insisting on it for more than 20 years, since he came up with this ultimate theory of physics. At the beginning, I was studying it."

"Oh..."

"pretty good."

"I hope this scientist can persevere." Xu Mang said sincerely: "Every field is in a similar dilemma. It is impossible to know whether what I have done will be fruitful, whether it is correct, and sometimes even without a goal. "

"Faced with the success of others, doubt yourself, deny yourself, and then give up...Too few people can persist for more than 20 years." Xu Mang sighed, "But the world is progressing because of this persistence."

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Professor Smith was stunned for a moment. I have to say that Xu Mang’s consciousness is very high. Although he has contradictions with many people in the United States, if in the field of science, he still thinks from the perspective of the whole world. Many people are much stronger.

at least...

He is more enlightened than Gareth. The former doesn't care about his own research findings being used by others, while the latter thinks about how to deceive.

"correct."

"Forgot to tell you one thing. If he makes a new breakthrough in M-theory, he is likely to win this year's Nobel Prize in Physics." Professor Smith said: "And I recently heard a rumor... Will be nominated, but will not win this year's Nobel Prize."

Xu Mang froze for a moment, and asked curiously: "Why?"

"You make a lot of people in the Western world feel dull." Smith said: "You should understand what I mean, unless you have the same research to find gravitational waves again, otherwise...the Western world will not let you Two consecutive awards in the same field."

"Oh..."

"I'll hang up first."

Words fall,

Xu Mang hung up the phone with a serious expression.

Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang at this time and didn't know what he should do. He asked carefully: "Husband, are you okay?"

"They are going to cheat me!"

"This year's Nobel Prize is only a nomination, but it won't let me win. Those who oppose me have all planned it." Xu Mang frowned and said angrily: "We can't let them succeed."

"Ugh..."

"In fact, natural science is not very serious in this respect." Yang Xiaoman rubbed Xu Mang's head and gently comforted: "As long as you contribute enough, you will naturally win this award. You may have to pay something."

What to pay?

The complete information of the Xuyang organization formula?

Can not be done!

This one was handed over. Didn't the United States be pitted in disguise? It took them a lot of energy to get it from their own hands. If they were known to have only defective products, it would be difficult for them to cooperate in the future.

"what happened to you?"

"Suddenly your face is so bad?" Xiaoman asked.

"what?"

"No...nothing..." Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: "Where are we going to play tomorrow?"

"Of course it is the Forbidden City!" Yang Xiaoman said hurriedly. UU reading www. uukanshu.com

"Then I need to buy a Mercedes-Benz... I took a look at AMG's G63. The full price will cost more than three million." Xu Mang said cautiously: "I bought this car... it doesn't deserve to be placed in my garage. I don’t have enough parking spaces at home, spending three million for a day...a bit too much."

"Hey!"

"are you crazy?"

"There is some heat that I can't rub!" Yang Xiaoman squeezed Xu Mang's cheek fiercely, and said angrily: "Do you think I have no brains, mother?"

"Hehehe..."

"It turns out... my wife, your IQ is indeed not high." Xu Mang pushed Xiaoman under him, looked at the red-faced fairy condescendingly, and said softly: "By the way... Two names have been added to the household registration book!"

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