I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang, who became a prospective dad for the first time, was a little bit incoherent besides excitement.

"Brother Xu Mang?"

"Sister Xiaoman is pregnant?" Chen Xi asked with a confused look: "Then... Brother Xu Mang, are you going to be a father? I... Am I uncle?"

"exactly!"

"You will be an uncle in the future, so you have to look like an elder." Xu Mang patted Chenxi on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Be a good man...Don't be fooling around, if my son is in the future After learning from you, I spent all day picking up girls outside, and I asked your sister Xiaoman to interrupt your dog legs."

Chenxi:? ? ?

Ugh?

This... Does this have anything to do with me?

"No nonsense!"

"Hurry up and take me home!" Xu Mang said seriously: "I can't drive after drinking. You can find a good price for me, the one that can drive Ferrari, I don't know if the car is crashed. Where to fix it..."

"..."

"Brother Xu Mang... ordinary people really don't know how to drive your car." Chen Xi smiled bitterly: "Never mind the ordinary Ferrari. Few people dare to take orders like McLaren Senna, or else. ...You sit in the car and let the trailer drag you and the car home?"

"Alright!"

moment,

Xu Mang sat in the car and went home with the trailer. Until he arrived in the community, he dared to drive to his villa. Although I don’t know if it’s illegal to drink and drive in the community, Xu Mang was already the joy of being a father. It stunned the brain, so I still care about it.

Open the door,

Seeing Yang Xiaoman sitting on the sofa, he hurried to her side, and asked anxiously: "Wife...you...really pregnant?"

"Husband~"

"I'm really pregnant!" Yang Xiaoman nodded excitedly, could not help touching his stomach, and said happily: "I can feel life bred in my stomach now...this feeling is so amazing! "

God!

I really want to be a father!

Xu Mang sat next to Xiaoman, his thoughts were only joy at this moment, and even at this moment he wanted to tell people all over the world that he was going to be a father... It turned out that being a father feels so great, in the past... I never thought I would become a father.

"Ugh?"

"What do you think now?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang with a dull look, and asked with a smile: "How does it feel to be a father for the first time?"

"..."

"Excited!"

"Then...responsibility." Xu Mang gently hugged Xiaoman in his arms, and said seriously: "I will work harder in the future to give you and your child the happiness you deserve during your pregnancy. Here, I won’t go anywhere and stay with you."

"Ok!"

"But you don't need to think of me as weak and small, I still have to work." Yang Xiaoman asked gently: "Make a little more milk powder money for the child... By the way... My temper will explode in the future. , You have to be patient, and always accommodating me, otherwise it is easy to miss you and kill you."

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

I...

Why is it so scary?

"Ahem!"

"Husband?" Yang Xiaoman raised his head and said squeaky: "If I got pregnant and got a little fat... would you still like me so much? Would you think I was a yellow face woman? and Like a bastard, Chen Xi is drenched in flowers outside?"

"..."

"Don't make trouble!" Xu Mang said solemnly: "I'm not this kind of man, and I have seen...you can't get fat, according to my calculations, the most fat is only ten catties, and ten catties are not without fat. Yes, I haven’t been reduced by you, but what I am most worried about now is suffering from maternal depression."

Words fall,

After a moment of silence, he couldn't help but smile: "Perhaps I am worrying too much, you stupid woman...how can you suffer from maternal depression?"

"Ugh..."

"Speaking of stupid women..." Xu Mang opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't say anything.

"fart!"

"My old lady, I'm so clever to die!" Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "Stupid, silly...Always call me stupid, you know that a person is always said to be a stupid, and he really becomes Fool, and I am a PhD in economics, the first place in the international math competition!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

"You are a PhD in economics and you are the first individual in the math competition, but you are pregnant." Xu Mang squeezed Xiaoman's cheek and said with a grin: "After all, I was pregnant for three years."

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

So angry!

Originally, IQ was a little lower than him, but now it is still going down.

"You are stupid!"

"Your whole family is stupid!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily.

"..."

Xu Mang was a little embarrassed, and cautiously reminded: "My wife...we are a family!"

"Ah!"

"Fuck me!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he gritted his teeth and said angrily: "I have a stomach... Give me wontons!"

"okay!"

Leave the living room,

Xu Mang came to the kitchen, wrapped the wontons, and called his mother to tell her about Xiaoman's pregnancy.

"Hey?"

"Mom... tell you something important!" Xu Mang said with a smile, "You are going to be a grandmother!"

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the other side was silent for a long time, and then excitedly said: "You...are you serious? Xiaoman is pregnant? I...I'm going to be a grandmother?"

"Ok!"

"It's true!" Xu Mang said, "I only found out today."

"Is pregnant with a boy or a girl?" Xu mother asked hurriedly.

"..."

"I just got pregnant, how do I know my gender?" Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "Boys and girls are the same, mom... It's the 21st century now. Don't bring old ideas into the new century. Are you born again? It's a granddaughter, don't you like it?"

"You kid!"

"How do you talk to your mother?" Mother Xu said angrily, "I just ask casually, whether Xiaoman gave birth to a boy or a girl, I love it, you stinky kid don't talk nonsense with Xiaoman. !"

At this time,

Mother Xu seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly said to her son: "Oh...you and Xiaoman haven't had a wedding yet, but you just got the marriage certificate. This...why don't you find a chance? I’ll do it, or my belly will get bigger every day."

"Oh..."

"I will discuss with Xiaoman." Xu Mang said, "Mom...Will Xiaoman have a big belly, can you come to the magic city? Take care of her? I'm afraid I can't take care of her well, and I have no experience. , Or you come."

"nonsense!"

"How can I rest assured that my daughter-in-law will be handed over to you!" Xu's mother said: "After a while, I am not in a hurry..."

after that,

The mother and son chatted for a while, then handed over the phone to Xiaoman, and Xu Mang returned to the kitchen and continued to make wontons.

Don't know why,

At this time, Xu Mang is no longer the excitement he had before, only pressure is left... Now everything is concentrated in this year, first the Nobel Prize competition, then Xiaoman is pregnant, and the wedding is to be held in advance. Time... It seems that time is not so abundant.

and...

From now on, we will focus on family, and we can no longer be as reckless as before.

"Ugh..."

"It turns out that being a father is quite difficult." Xu Mang thought that he was engaged in scientific research, and it was commonplace to transfer away from business trips. Although he had become an academician and had his own research institute, he still needed to obey the arrangement. .

after all,

He is one of the leaders of the entire scientific research system and needs to take the lead.

"talk later..."

Xu Mang sighed and silently wrapped shrimp ravioli for the pregnant woman at home.

At this time,

Xiaoman came to the kitchen, hugged him tightly from behind, with a small face pressed tightly on his back, and whispered: "Husband...Let’s get married soon...It’s better to have a big belly day by day. I won’t be able to wear a wedding dress then."

"..."

"The problem is that there is no wedding dress of your size!" Xu Mang said indifferently: "I don't wear trash and don't wear it, and if I don't have your size, I can only order it, at least three months, right?"

"roll!"

"What does it mean without my size?"

"What's wrong with me?" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he gritted his teeth and exclaimed angrily: "Mom has already said... If you dare to be angry with me, she will come to teach you immediately!"

Not to mention,

Xiaoman at this time, she is in two families...no, she is the king of three families!

No one dared to refute her, even the mother-in-law who was born at odds with her daughter-in-law did not dare to say anything, after all... there was life in her belly.

"You set a time."

"correct..."

"Pay attention to your own emotions. Losing your emotions is not good for your baby. Be gentle and easygoing." Xu Mang reminded.

"..."

"I also want to be elegant and easy-going, but...I can't control my own emotions." Yang Xiaoman frowned and said helplessly: "Husband...I think you are a big **** now. Sometimes I see You like it very much, and sometimes it will be uncomfortable to see you, and I can't help but scold you."

Xu Mang didn't care, he would be scolded when he was scolded. As long as Xiao Man was able to follow his heart, it didn't matter if he was scolded, everyone was his own... and he was afraid of a woolen thread!

Besides,

During pregnancy, she was really bitter, the feeling of being pregnant in October...

"Wife..."

"I will work hard for you in the future." Xu Mang turned around, hugged Xiaoman lightly, and said: "Suddenly I feel so happy...I can marry you."

"me too."

Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang and squeaked: "It is my blessing to be able to marry you... idiot... to be honest, I never thought I would get married or even have children before. , Now it turns out to be... maybe it's fate."

"Speaking..."

"Have you notified your parents?" Xu Mang asked.

"No..."

"You are the first to know." Yang Xiaoman said softly: "I will call my parents~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and tell them to be grandparents, and I don’t know what they will be. The reaction, parents-in-law and mother-in-law are very excited."

"Ha ha..."

"My dad and my mom wanted to hug grandson and granddaughter a long time ago." Xu Mang smiled: "But...your dad and your mom shouldn't be bad, forget the things that have been forcing the two of us to have children?"

Thinking of the past,

Yang Xiaoman showed a slight smile, then let go of his arm and said, "I'll go call home."

moment,

Came to the living room,

Xiaoman picked up his cell phone and called his mother.

"Hey?"

"Mom...you are going to be a grandmother!"

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