I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

For the three families, this day is of great significance. Xiaoman's pregnancy is like a bomb, which directly blows up many people around, especially when Mother Yang knew that her daughter was pregnant, and came to her daughter's house that night.

Father Yang wanted to come too, but the company still had a lot of things to be dealt with tomorrow. He could only endure strong curiosity and stayed at his own home. However, this kind of tormented waiting will not last long. Father Yang has planned I went to see my daughter the next afternoon.

"Unexpectedly!"

"My daughter is going to be a mother." The old mother Yang was very disgusted with her daughter, but at this moment she was full of love, rubbing her daughter's head, and said softly: "I don't know if you, a mother-to-be, can Not qualified."

"of course!"

"I have bought a lot of books about being a mother." Yang Xiaoman said angrily with his small mouth curled, "Besides...everyone has the first time, isn't it all from scratch? Is it true that someone is born Know how to be a mother?"

"Ha ha!"

"Motherhood is an innate ability." Mother Yang said seriously: "I am very worried now, do you know what I am worried about? I am afraid that you girl will ruin the child. I hope that the character of the child is like Xiao Xu. If it’s like you...I don’t know what to do."

Hearing what his mother said, Yang Xiaoman almost lost his anger, and said helplessly: "Mom... Am I so unbearable?"

"Have!"

"I don't want the child's character to be the same as yours." Mother Yang said solemnly: "If you are the same... then the child's future will be ruined."

Yang Xiaoman is so angry that even though he is pregnant, his status is still so low in the eyes of his mother. Why is the child ruined like a mother? Besides...I made so much money, and ruined it. If I didn’t lose my family a little bit, wouldn’t I betray my old lady’s talent?

"how?"

"You seem to be very dissatisfied with your expression!" Mother Yang frowned, "Don't think I'm joking, if it's not for Xiao Xu's blindness... How can you be a mother!"

Whoops...

Can't stand it anymore!

Listening to it, I felt very angry. Yang Xiaoman opened his mouth, but didn't know how to refute it. Think about it as his life. I really hope that her mother-in-law can come, and then her identity can change. Anyway, mother In his eyes, he will always be so unbearable.

"mom..."

"I really like Xiaoman. There is no such thing as blindness or blindness." Xu Mang saw Xiaoman's nose crooked and smiled while holding the cut cantaloupe, putting it on the coffee table, and then using a toothpick He inserted a piece and handed it to the Queen's mouth.

(*^-^)ρ(^0^*) Wow~

Delicious cantaloupe,

Eat in your mouth, sweet in your heart.

Seeing that the husband and wife are so affectionate, Mother Yang couldn’t help but feel happy for her daughter. She was worried about Xiaoman before and worried that she would not get married. Even if she gets married, she might find a man who doesn’t love her very much. After all, her daughter’s character It's weird, not very talkative, and very cold.

Who would have thought...

God has even bestowed such a perfect son-in-law. He is handsome and talented. The most important thing is... he loves his daughter very much and can bear his daughter's savage character. Maybe this is the fate. There should be such happiness.

after that,

Mother Yang went upstairs to sleep, leaving the young couple sitting on the sofa and watching boring TV series, but Xu Mang and Xiaoman's attention was not on TV, but began to fantasize about the future.

"Ugh?"

"Do you think I am a good mother?" Yang Xiaomanyi asked softly in Xu Mang's arms, "I think I am a good mother, a good wife..."

"Yes Yes Yes!"

"Anyway, you have the final say." Xu Mang touched Xiaoman's stomach and asked with a look of doubt: "What I said... It's amazing, life is actually conceived in the stomach... Can I hear it now? The child’s heartbeat? Do you feel the child kicking you?"

"Hey!"

"I just got pregnant." Yang Xiaoman gave a white look, squeezed Xu Mang's cheek angrily, and said: "What do you think about growing a beard? Why don't you try to keep a circle? Hu is very Man."

Speaking of growing a beard,

Xu Mang suddenly remembered something, and said with a smirk: "Wife... you promised to get pregnant and want to cut your hair short... that kind of girl's broken hair, uneven hair style, rich layering, okay? ?"

Words fall,

He took out his mobile phone and gave Xiaoman a glance at the hair of a certain star.

"Why is Yui Aragaki again?" Yang Xiaoman frowned and said with a displeased expression: "You can cut it... but suddenly let me have short hair. I feel a little uncomfortable. After all, I have 20. Long hair for many years, cut my heartache all at once."

"Ouch..."

"You are already a mother-to-be. It's time to change your look. It's time for a beautiful girl to upgrade to a woman." Xu Mang persuaded: "Are you planning on Women's Day?"

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

What is a woman?

My mother, I will always be sixteen!

"roll!"

"If you don't know how to speak, talk less." Yang Xiaoman was half-dead, and said angrily: "My old lady, I belong to an old face, do you know what it means? I will never grow old, always keep my youthful and beautiful appearance, nothing at all. Understand, just talk outside."

"Go away!"

"Too annoying..." Yang Xiaoman broke free from Xu Mang's arms, sulking in anger.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Fuck,

Don't even say... the temper tantrum after pregnancy!

Then,

Has your IQ dropped?

"Wife?"

"What are you doing!"

"Go to the bedroom to see if I am asleep?" Xu Mang asked seriously.

"Too annoying..."

At this time,

Xiaoman got up and went to the bedroom upstairs.

Looking at this figure, Xu Mang didn’t know what to do for a while, his IQ really dropped significantly, but no matter what... he is her husband, and he has the responsibility to support her and also to protect her. The unforgettable love!

moment,

Holding a feather duster, Yang Xiaoman angrily came to the living room on the first floor, stood in front of Xu Mang, and roared angrily: "Aren't you kidding me?"

"Ouch..."

"I'll just test the IQ." Xu Mang licked his face, gently took off the feather duster, and said with a smile: "I just googled it. The memory of pregnant and lying-in women has decreased and their brains are not bright. It may be related to women before and after pregnancy. Hormonal changes in the body are related."

"Before you have been worried about your body, suspecting that you have some incurable disease, and you are suspicious every day." Xu Mang explained: "That's why this phenomenon occurred, but rest assured... a study in Tuao showed that Pregnancy is more of a psychological effect."

"Xu Mang!"

"My mother warns you again!"

"I am a Ph.D. in economics, and I have a lot of honors in the world mathematics competition. Have you seen any fool who has won so many awards?" Yang Xiaoman's eyes seem to emit flames. And know how much anger there is.

however,

Even the king will wilt when he meets his mother.

"I'm still your mother!" Mother Yang rushed to the top of the stairs angrily, and scolded the daughter who was yelling at her son-in-law with her hips akimbo: "You are pregnant and go to sleep. Rest and have children for you. It’s a very important thing."

...

bedroom,

The excitement of pregnancy has passed. At this time, Xiaoman has extreme doubts about whether her IQ has decreased. She does not believe that her IQ has decreased. It is likely that the big pig hoof around her deliberately adjusted herself and created An illusion.

Make yourself feel really stupid...

how is this possible!

I have a doctorate!

"Ahem!"

"Husband~"

"Didn't you keep saying that I have a low IQ?" Yang Xiaoman propped up and said to Xu Mang who was reading while sitting on the bedside: "Can I ask you a question? Check your IQ?"

"Speak!" Xu Mang responded calmly.

"Have you seen Journey to the West?"

"In the ninth episode of "Journey to the West", there was a bridge... I don't know if you remember it." Yang Xiaoman said: "Fengxian County has been suffering from year-round drought, and Wukong went to Ling at the request of the king. Xiao Baodian asked for rain, but the Jade Emperor refused to allow it. He threatened to wait until the dog had finished licking the noodles, the chicken had finished eating the rice, and the fire had broken the lock before it could rain."

"The rice mountain has ten battles, the face is twenty feet away, and the golden lock is one foot, three or four inches long, and the lock has a finger thickness." Yang Xiaoman said, "Excuse me... which is faster?"

Xu Mang put down the book in his hand, glanced at the triumphant Xiaoman, and couldn't help showing a mysterious smile.

This woman...

Actually learned the set.

such a pity!

I happen to be such a boring person, and I have really studied this question.

"The rice mountain has ten battles, and its weight is estimated to be 75599866 kilograms; the face mountain has 20 battles, and its weight is calculated to be 267269592 kilograms. If it is locked... it doesn't count." Xu Mang said: "After the chicken eats the rice, it needs one. It takes two hundred and forty years for a dog to lick his face in one hundred and forty years."

"The chicken wins!" Xu Mang said.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment and was almost **** to death by Xu Mang, but in order to maintain her IQ, she shamelessly acted as a lever.

"wrong!"

"It is normal for chickens to eat rice. Dogs lick noodles...you are dog abuse!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, pouting his mouth, "Also...if dogs often don't eat meat, they might eat chickens." Up."

Xu Mang:? ? ?

This...

Unexpectedly, such a beautiful girl ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ has also learned to betray!

"According to you."

"I think the lock is broken first... First, the dog will chase the chicken, and the chicken will run around. As soon as it runs, the air will be filled with flour, and then the dust will explode." Xu Mang said, "It killed the dog and the chicken directly. , And blow up the lock again."

"You fart!"

"Isn't this exploding the entire heavenly court?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "The composition of air and fairy qi are obviously different."

Xu Mang couldn't listen anymore, so he directly defined the silly question, and threatened: "Hurry up the dog! Because licking the dog is nothing!"

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

I...

Wouldn't you really become a fool?

......