I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Fuda,

Principal's office,

Xu Mang sat opposite the second grandfather. At this time, the identities of the two were already equal. Except for the issue of generations between relatives, they basically communicated through the same level dialogue. Xu Mang has long been used to this situation. , And the second grandpa felt uncomfortable.

"Xu Mang..."

"There may be a lot of people coming back today. You have to take me into account." Grandpa Second said with a serious face: "Try to speak beautifully. After all, the people who come are from some leading class, and there are TV stations that will record them. "

"..."

"I... I really don't know what I should say." Xu Mang said helplessly: "I really can't tell... They don't understand at all. Come and talk to me? If it's just a leader, then Let them go back, don’t understand...what are they looking for?"

"Make a show?"

"What kind of show?" Xu Mang's expression gradually darkened, and continued to complain: "I hope it is more academic exchanges, rather than doing a show, doing a show, doing a show...what can I do?"

"All right!"

"Don't be resentful." Grandpa Second said with a wry smile: "Just be a predecessor, a world-class expert, tell them some of your experience, and at the same time promote your spirit, these pictures can be recorded, no The way...people are in the arena and cannot help themselves."

Xu Mang fell into silence. Sometimes he really didn’t know what he should do. Every time he put forward some new ideas, a group of demons and ghosts would find himself. Most of them didn’t understand. They came over to ask a few questions and then answered them. a few questions.

The answer... they don't understand.

difficult!

It's really hard!

quickly,

The leading expert group referred to by Grandpa Er came to visit Fuda, the top university in the country. In fact, their purpose was to come and meet Xu Mang. They didn't care about the characteristics of Fuda. Xu Mang also laughed all the time, although they didn't know they were in What to say, but at least what they say, they don't understand.

In an hour,

The two parties spent the so-called exchange in the confusion stage. Compared with Xu Mang's unclearness, the other party was completely confused. It was just a Connes embedding problem... These people were speechless for a moment, and then again. It is a quantum game problem.

"..."

"Xu Mang, Xu Mang, you...I don't know what to say about you." Grandpa Second looked at Xu Mang and sighed and said, "It seems that you are indeed suitable for academic work. Just your temper... It is easy to be targeted by others. Fortunately, in the academic field, your personal strength is strong, otherwise you will be besieged."

"Ouch..."

"It doesn't matter!" Xu Mang said with a smile: "It's not me who brags. I used to be a conspiracy, but now I'm a bit stubborn. To be precise... arrogant, then I will go home first. , Second grandfather, don’t call me about this kind of thing in the future. I might shake my face and show it to others, and it will be bad if I get embarrassed.”

"it is good!"

"Today you also taught me a lesson."

...

A villa,

Xu Mang is washing the dishes and making Japanese-style chicken hot pot for Xiaoman at night. In fact, Xu Mang is a little curious, does every girl like to eat Japanese dishes? Xiaoman likes Japanese food very much. The most unacceptable thing is that she likes sashimi.

Oh my god...

How can this be eaten?

Xu Mang, as a native of Ning City, although there is a delicacy in Ning City called red cream crab, it is marinated with white crabs and eaten raw... and he can only accept this point, such as These are the rice wine mud snails.

This is directly killed and cut, piece by piece dipped in soy sauce and mustard, it is impossible to eat.

4:30 in the afternoon,

Drove to the company to pick up Xiaoman home. Yang Xiaoman talked about the interesting things that happened today. Recently, South Asia was invaded by desert locusts, which caused some problems. Xiaoman definitely attacked the Indian rupee while doing Onion and rice futures.

Listening to Xiaoman’s plan, Xu Mang trembled with fright. This woman...really irritable, she would kill others in minutes, she had no conscience at all. She was already so tired and so tired, and she was still on fire. Pour oil.

"Humph!"

"Your expression... are you trying to slander me in secret?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said angrily: "What kind of capitalist with no conscience, the vampire of the people...I did this for you. Hearing what others say...the people from the Indochina Institute of Technology have organized a small team to refute your research."

"My old lady is not so angry...kill them!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "You bad thing... I was so towards you, but you misunderstood it!"

It's over...

The temper came up,

Xu Mang looked at Xiaoman cautiously and found that her brain was filled with sad emotions, with a trace of tears in her eyes. Xiaoman was not such a person before, but since she became pregnant, she is easily affected by emotions.

To be precise... she is a little unstable, and sometimes she can crash the mother-to-be in an instant.

In this regard,

Xu Mang has no complaints, pregnancy is very hard... the crystallization of nurturing two people, all the pain is borne by her alone, it is worth a few words of scolding, it is not good to be a macho at this time Thing!

"Ouch!"

"My little baby...what's going on?" Xu Mang hurriedly comforted: "Why did you cry when it was good? Who bullied you? My husband will blow his dog head later!"

"It's you!"

"Big pig's hoof..." Yang Xiaoman's emotions came quickly, and he got up quickly, and disappeared in an instant, but he continued to pretend, and said with a small mouth: "You play a child at night. , I’ll preview what it’s like to be a mother in advance."

"Oh..."

for a long time,

At home,

The two ate dinner happily and have to say...Xiao Man feels that he is becoming more and more dependent on Xu Mang. He likes to eat the food he cooks, likes his words, likes his behavior, in short...likes him. Of course, if those shortcomings can be discarded.

"I am full?"

"I'm going to wash the dishes when I'm full." Xu Mang said, "By the way...you sometimes read the books in my bookcase, don't always read the chicken soup text... Now some people like to write chicken soup, the point is There is a problem with the logic of these chicken soups."

"Know it!"

Seeing Xu Mang walking away from the kitchen, he picked up a popular book on the coffee table, and felt irritable when he looked at it. He picked up the phone and started to use the vibrato. It was almost the same as in the past. Up.

"Husband?"

"Can you make perpetual motion machines?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"..."

"There is no perpetual motion machine." Xu Mang said seriously while washing the dishes: "First of all, I want to say...Perpetual motion machine is not a system that can be moved forever. It exists forever, such as superfluid. .. Theoretically, superfluid is always in motion."

"that..."

"Why?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Energy conservation and the second law of thermodynamics." Xu Mang said indifferently: "The first type of perpetual motion machine can never bypass the conservation of energy, and the second type of perpetual motion machine cannot be separated from the second law of thermodynamics, so it does not exist."

"but..."

"I saw that there are many so-called folk scientists on Douyin, and they have developed perpetual motion machines, which seems to be really powerful." Yang Xiaoman said, "Come and see? What if someone else is really talented? It may become a pillar of the country."

Xu Mang: 囧

really,

Xiaoman watched Minke’s video, otherwise why would he ask if the perpetual motion machine exists...

According to the truth, Xiaoman's IQ is OK, he shouldn't ask this kind of question, maybe it's because he's pregnant... his brain becomes silly.

"I do not want to see."

Xu Mang said blankly, "There is nothing to see."

"..."

"Why are you so resentful?" Yang Xiaoman put down his phone, came to Xu Mang's back, gently hugged his waist, pressed his small face tightly on his back, and said softly: "Is it often? Was they questioned? Ask you to come out and explain a lot of issues they don't know?"

"Roughly the same."

"I also listened to others." Xu Mang shrugged: "But I used to have a coach with them on the Internet, and then I shut myself down..."

At this time,

Xiaoman said with a smirk: "Then you... don't you always call yourself a perpetual motion machine?"

"..."

Ugh,

Since getting married,

Xiaoman became more and more open!

...

night,

Just after taking a shower, Xu Mang came to the bedroom wrapped in a bath towel. He saw Xiaoman sitting on the bedside, reading the book "A Hundred Preparations Before Becoming a Mother". He couldn't help but fall into doubts. Now even this Can a book be published?

"Come here!"

"I want to experience the feeling of being a mother." Yang Xiaoman waved to Xu Mang: "You are a baby."

"..."

"What annoying!"

"I'm coming..."

Next second,

Xu Mang wrapped his head in a bath towel, lying on Xiaoman’s lap, and asked bitterly: "Is it too idiot? I am an internationally renowned scientist. If others know how I am now, they think His great image is ruined!"

"cut!"

"You are their great scientist, you are still my husband!" Yang Xiaoman said disapprovingly: "Don't talk! The baby can't talk now!"

"..."

Xu Mang stopped talking and was in a daze.

just,

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang carefully, and gradually frowned, complaining: "Why do you look so ugly?"

"???"

"Hey hey!" Xu Mang retorted: "You don't have such an insult!"

"Good!"

"Count me wrong~www.wuxiaspot.com~My baby is best seen!" Yang Xiaoman held Xu Mang's head and shook it slightly...then he said: "Cry! Give me a cry for my mother At this stage, you have to cry for a while to be true. Don’t cry... I’ll kill you!"

Xu Mang is crazy,

Isn't this a stepmother?

"Wow!"

Xu Mang casually installed it a few times, then quietly looked at the ceiling lamp, a small black figure appeared in the lampshade, he knew...this was his bank card.

"OK OK!"

"Don't cry, don't cry...If you cry again, your mother will beat you!" Yang Xiaoman said softly.

At this time,

Xu Mang asked with a dark face, "Xiaoman...you are not as good as your stepmother!"

......