I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang has already seen that Xiaoman is not suitable to be a mother, she is suitable to be a grinning little fairy. It only takes an hour to be a mother. Instead of beating people, you are beating for threats. Threatening elite education, now... direct stick education.

"Wife?"

"Or... you take two days after giving birth, and you will take the rest of the time to others." Xu Mang lay on the bed, watching Xiaoman who was emotionally erupting, and cautiously reminded: "You... I'm afraid that one day I will be excited and beat the child..."

"It's not light or heavy... You don't know." Xu Mang continued: "Also, your violent temper should be changed. It always explodes... and this one explodes, it takes hundreds of miles. I’m going to take a breath, if it’s not for my rough skin, really... the divorce is about to count down."

"I knew it!"

"You start to dislike me!"

"You weren't such a person before..."

I don’t know why, Xiaoman collapsed again... There was no reason for the collapse. The handsome face was already crying, and she furiously beat Xu Mang like a torrential pear flower. This time, she didn’t recover. Xu Mang was almost sturdy and beaten.

but...

Xiaoman's emotions were also calmed down. In Xu Mang's arms, he pouted a little bit of displeasure, and said miserably: "Husband... Am I too irritable just now? Since I became pregnant, I have The more uncontrollable, the slightest emotional fluctuation will cause a big explosion..."

"Ugh..."

"It's all like this." Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "In the future, we will be regarded as people who have come, but now it is in progress, my wife... how about my proposal just now? You will take two days and give the remaining time to parents. Take it, your parents or my parents are fine."

"No!"

"My child...why not let me take it?" Yang Xiaoman said stubbornly, "Anyway... I'll look at it when the time comes. I won't let my parents take the child. I guess they will also have opinions. I will talk about it after the child is born. Yeah, my mother's child... I have the final say, my mother!"

"..."

"Fine!" Xu Mang shrank his head and said with a wry smile: "Between heaven and earth...wife is the biggest, indeed you have the final say."

"Humph!"

Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, arched in his arms, and said, "Big fool... If there is a chance to come back in life and keep all the memories, will you still fall in love with me? Don't you just want to ignore me? Become a passerby with me?"

"Ha ha..."

"If you are born again... I will find you the first time." Xu Mang rubbed Xiaoman's hair and said affectionately: "I don't want to be like this life, waiting for the encounter, I am impatient... You are my wife, so get together early and feel uncomfortable even a second later."

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman listened with enthusiasm, clasped Xu Mang's neck, kissed hard, and said, "My husband... I love you, I love you!"

"Hey..."

"Then what... do you want to test your IQ?" Xu Mang said with a smile, "I'm stupid than before. My intuition is like this... The normal human IQ standard is about 100. I think you are almost sixty."

"roll!"

"Which person have you seen with an IQ of 60 who made so much money?" Yang Xiaoman stared his eyes and said angrily: "Talk to my mother about IQ again, and be careful to blow your dog's head. "

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, and hurriedly said, "Why don't I tell you a joke? One day a zombie crisis broke out on the earth, a zombie opened your heavenly spirit cover, and then went up and smelled it. Then the walking dead left, do you know why?"

"Why?" Xiaoman asked subconsciously.

"Hey...you taste, you taste slowly!" Xu Mang touched Xiaoman's hair, and then said: "Go and cut your hair...cut the girl’s broken hair, long hair You’re used to it. If you change your hair, you’ll be a girlfriend."

Next second,

Xu Mang fell into grief and despair.

...

The next day,

Xu Mang sent Xiaoman to the company, and when he returned home alone, he returned to his study to see if the third brother next door had studied the shortcomings of the research report he published. Unfortunately...India seems to be very calm. , And there is no turmoil.

but...

This can also explain that there is nothing to report about Asan next door. Xu Mang turned around and logged on to his Weibo, intending to use the power of netizens to get a true understanding of Asan and this amazing nation.

The Emperor lives up to his heart,

A student studying abroad at the Indochina Institute of Technology told Xu Mang what he had seen. At present, the Indochina Institute of Technology has gathered a group of very powerful physicists, including many outstanding students, to jointly conduct counter-reflection research.

This movement was reported by many Indian media eagerly to promote the bravery of Indian scientists, and many Indian netizens are also quite excited. It seems that it is a matter of time before China, which is basically incomparable.

In this regard,

Xu Mang just wanted to say one thing, a bunch of idiots!

I clicked into the forum sent by the international student about whether Indian scientists can surpass themselves. The comments below almost reached tens of thousands. Xu Mang read a few randomly and was instantly confused.

[Xu Mang plagiarized everything and stole India’s technology, he is Jiang Yang thief]

[Beyond Xu Mang, it is necessary, it is only a matter of time]

[Why are you so unconfident? Our scientist is far ahead of Xu Mang]

[Our scientists are full of talents and are quite innovative. Xu Mang can only copy, and he will definitely surpass Xu Mang in the future. The whole world likes our Indian scientists and thinks they are great]

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Damn it!

Confusing as,

How is this done?

Although there are many Indian netizens who are very sane, they are often overwhelmed by the tide. It is sad to say that since they lost in a war, these people have fallen into a kind of sick feelings. Emotions are pathological and deformed.

"moron!"

"Continue to study!" Xu Mang closed the website and took out an XBOX360 from the closet on the side. When I bought this game console before, in order to play the game "Halo 5", it was a pity that the master chief had a role. Too little makes Xu Mang completely discouraged.

Thought about it,

Finally put it back.

At this time,

The phone rang and glanced at Professor Smith.

"Hey?"

"What's the matter?" Xu Mang opened the web page while talking on the phone to see if there was any news recently.

"Xu Mang?"

"Would you like to explain the paper you wrote?" Professor Smith said: "Now the whole world is crazy... They are all looking for your answer, but almost all failed... including those well-known People can't explain many of the points in your research report."

"Oh..."

"Let's talk about it!" Xu Mang suddenly saw something he was very interested in and hurriedly said: "I'm hanging up...let them figure it out for themselves."

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang looked at a well-known scholar on Weibo and posed a problem to the public about how to squeeze the last drop of shampoo.

[Today’s problem: If you are washing your hair and you can’t squeeze the shampoo, no matter how hard you shake the bottle, you can only get a little bit. If you unscrew the bottle cap wisely, a lot of shampoo is stubbornly stuck on the inner wall. When they come out, they can only send water to take them away. 】

[Then is there any way to clean the shampoo or sauce and pour it out neatly, instead of being muddy as described above? 】

under,

Many people have their brains wide open, but Xu Mang saw a brand new material, which is a business opportunity that monopolizes the world.

In fact, the nature of viscous fluid, no matter what it is, basically has two characteristics, either hydrophilic or lipophilic.

Most fluids such as soy sauce and fruit juice are water-based, which means that they have a high water content. Facing such fluids, effective hydrophobic materials have long been developed, and the inspiration is due to nature.

Like lotus leaf,

After carefully observing the microstructure on the surface of the lotus leaf, you can find that there are densely packed tiny protrusions, and the air between the protrusions reduces the direct contact between the water droplets and the lotus leaf, so that the water can be directly taken away without any sound.

Most super-hydrophobic materials are designed to imitate the structure of the lotus leaf, and the most powerful is the super-hydrophobic spray material made of nano-level silica particles.

but...

Xu Mang was in doubt. The main ingredient of this shampoo is surfactant. Surfactant molecules like water on one side and oil on the other. Therefore, this material should be hydrophobic and oleophobic.

If you can produce this kind of super-hydrophobic and super-oleophobic, stable and durable non-stick coating, which can deal with almost all common fluids, then almost all products in the future will apply this technology. This consumption is too terrible Up.

"Hey?"

"Wife..."

"You're going to get rich!" Xu Mang smiled and called Xiaoman, and said seriously: "I think of a material that might make a big difference!"

"cut!"

"I'm too lazy to take care of you, can't you just stay at home?" Yang Xiaoman's tone was full of complaints, and said angrily: "I'm a pregnant woman...If you don't take care of me, it's okay. of..."

"..."

"Ouch..."

"It's always okay in your company?" Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "This is a brand-new material. If we study the results, we can monopolize the entire world!"

"what material?"

"What is it for?" Xiaoman asked.

"A stable and durable non-stick coating with both superhydrophobicity and superoleophobicity. It can deal with almost all common fluids." Xu Mang said earnestly: "Most liquids are in front of it. Stuck."

"Understood?" Xu Mang smiled.

At this time,

Xiaoman's various materials described by Xu Mang, thinking of 10,000 possible commodities, instantly his mind was hot.

"I Yang Xiaoman voted for this project!"

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