I Found A Planet

February 11.

Xinghai Technology.

Within the Marketing and After Sales Department.

The staff is preparing intensely for the upcoming test.

In the office.

Liang Ying, vice president of Xinghai Company, had a conversation with Li Yuanliang, marketing manager, and Liang Bin, after-sales manager.

"This time, we should be able to catch all those scalpers in one go." Li Yuanliang twisted his neck and rubbed his fists.

"Those hateful scalpers have been pestering us for a long time. According to our 'insider' reports, domestic scalpers groups, large and small, have all targeted us this time, mobilized tens of billions of funds, and rented A large number of servers have opened millions of accounts, and I plan to play a big one!"

Liang Bin shook his head and smacked his lips: "Those scalpers who want to get rich have gambled their entire wealth one by one, and they are all going crazy."

Liang Ying nodded and sneered: "But this time, they may be going to make a mistake!"

"This time, if they are obsessed with their obsession and insist on drinking blood and eating meat from ordinary consumers, they have to be prepared to be trapped."

"Not only can't make money, but it may lose money, and everything will be thrown into my own hands!"

Because this time, Xinghai Technology has prepared a lot more Bangbang robots than what was announced on the surface.

The production line at Lingfeng Precision Foundry started mass production three months ago, and a large number of spot goods have been stocked up in the warehouse.

Among them, the people-friendly version of the Bangbang robot has 1.5 million units.

Luxurious version of Bangbang robot, 1 million units.

The actual spot quantity is three or four times more than the 600,000 units announced to the public.

Xinghai Technology used a trick to deceive the sky and released a smoke bomb to the outside world.

The purpose, of course, is to dig a big hole for the vast number of scalpers, and prepare to catch them all!

Li Yuanliang analyzed: "The enemy is lenient. Let's assume that the financial strength of scalpers is shockingly strong. Assuming that all 1.5 million units of the people-friendly version are bought by them, and the payment method is full cash, that is 30 billion yuan. !Assuming the scalpers can afford that amount of money and grab all the stock.”

"After the people-friendly version is sold out, we will release the luxury version on February 12th. There are millions of units of the luxury version. How can the scalpers still take out 50 billion ammunition and snatch up all these luxury versions? ?”

"Okay! Even if the power of the scalpers is unfathomable, the 2.5 million units in stock have been robbed by them in sevens and eighty-eight, showing a strength that we admire. On February 13th, the first day of the Lunar New Year, we will announce the final When it comes to killing moves, let’s see if they can laugh or not?!”

"Hehe, scalpers, this time, Xinghai Technology will give you a lesson engraved in your soul, and even eliminate the scalper industry!"

...

12 noon sharp.

Xinghai Technology's Taobao official store, Jingxi Mall store and other e-commerce platforms.

Bangbang Robot has opened a comprehensive spot order!

In countless corners of country Z, countless voices sounded.

"Grab it!"

"Please please please please!"

"Koi please grant me luck!"

The purchase page freezes for a few minutes.

Some people got their wish and grabbed a people-friendly version of the Bangbang robot.

But more people's mobile phone pages jumped to the "purchase failure" or "server crash" screen, and they missed the Bangbang robot in frustration.

...

In a room with a noisy environment, lingering cigarettes, and dense circuits.

There was a cheer.

"Hahaha, 124 units, I grabbed 124 units! My ammunition is all gone, and I got a big harvest!"

"I grabbed 81 units and ran out of ammunition."

"It's so easy to grab! I grabbed 173 units. I knew I would ask relatives and friends to borrow more money. The funds on hand are too little."

"I mortgaged all the houses and cars, and grabbed 196 of them. When I sell all these robots, I can buy another house and another car!" the scalper said excitedly.

Zhao Tiezhu, who grabbed the 212 station, was happy for a while, but immediately frowned.

Open your mouth and ask the people around: "Did any of you grab the luxury version? Did you grab the people-friendly version?"

"Yes, I didn't even get a luxury version."

"I didn't grab it either."

"Hey, Xinghai Science and Technology's official website has released an announcement. They said that considering the server's carrying capacity, only the people-friendly version will be released today, and the luxury version will be released at 12 o'clock tomorrow morning. Stay tuned...the luxury version will wait until tomorrow."

"But I don't have much money left."

"I was too busy robbing, so I didn't reserve any ammunition."

"I have some living expenses left in my pocket, and I can't even afford a luxury version."

Zhao Tiezhu waved his hand: "Don't worry, Xinghai Company doesn't have many ready-made goods, the luxury version is only 100,000 units, this is a drop in the bucket, it can't meet the needs of most people, there will still be customers who are eager to use robots, come to us to buy People-friendly version, because only we have the goods."

"Boss Zhao is right."

All the scalpers nodded one after another, but Zhao Tiezhu still had an ominous premonition. He felt that they, the scalpers, had grabbed too many people-friendly versions. Based on his experience, it was not bad for the scalpers present to grab 30 units per capita. Generally, more than 100 units have been grabbed?

12 noon the next day.

The luxurious version of the Bangbang robot is now on sale.

But this time, Zhao Tiezhu and others basically didn't rob them. Their gang robbed a dozen of them in total, and they didn't have any ammunition to fight.

I can only watch the battle reports sent by the scalpers from all over the world in the WeChat group, and look at the news of "so and so has snatched 50 units of the luxury version" and "so and so has snatched 48 units of the luxury version"... the luxury version is awesome. The stick robot has also been bought by scalpers who value this version more.

However, in the middle of the night, an analysis article published by a senior "God of Scalpers" dropped a blockbuster in the scalper circle.

Panic spread.

"Caught in the trap, withdraw quickly! Xinghai Technology has prepared far more than 600,000 units in stock this time! "

The "God of Scalpers" combined his years of rush-buying experience to estimate that Xinghai Technology will prepare about 1.5 million units of the Bangbang robot this time, and about 1 million units of the luxury version. The scalpers locked up all the funds in it! Can't grab anymore, hurry up and get rid of the goods on hand!

Zhao Tiezhu was taken aback: "2.5 million units are in stock, didn't Xinghai Technology only say 600,000?"

"Grass!"

He slammed his fist on the table, "Xinghai Technology, you f---ing trick us!"

Although very angry, Zhao Tiezhu was not particularly panicked. After all, the product was excellent, so he did not worry about not being able to sell it. It was just that it was difficult to sell at a high price in the face of so much competition from his peers, and the corresponding money would be much less.

However, on February 13th, the first day of the new year!

The two announcements released by Xinghai Technology's official website, official Taobao store, official Weibo and other channels made countless scalpers like Zhao Tiezhu feel cold, trembling, and plunged into endless despair.

Announcement 1: "The people-friendly version of the Bangbang robot has been discontinued, and we only provide consumers with cost-effective products"

The general content is that after the mass production of 1.5 million units of the people-friendly version of the Bangbang robot, considering the low cost performance, it was decided to stop production and cancel the production line of the people-friendly version.

Netizens were in an uproar and expressed their dissatisfaction.

"What about us poor people?"

"In order to make money, don't you care about the life and death of the poor?"

"We can't afford a luxury version of 50,000 units!"

"What a conscientious company, a profiteering company!"

Xinghai Technology's second announcement immediately dispelled the dissatisfaction of these netizens, and at the same time drove countless scalpers into the endless abyss.

Announcement 2: "From today, the luxury version can be purchased in installments, and you can start with a 40% down payment"

The announcement said: "Considering the economic situation of most consumers, consumers who really can't afford 50,000 can pay 40% of the down payment and start with 20,000. Just pay the 'use fee' of 168 yuan, and almost no interest is charged... If the user defaults on the 'use fee' for more than three months in a row, we will suspend medical services until the payment is made."

"If the Bangbang robot has been in service in your home for more than 15 years, the user still needs to pay a monthly 'medical service fee' of 168 yuan, which is equivalent to charging additional 'interest'. Of course, if you are a user who purchases in full , no matter how many years the robot is used, it will not generate additional service fees.”

As soon as the purchase plan provided by this announcement was released, netizens expressed their acceptance.

"The meaning of Xinghai Technology is very clear. Take out 20,000 yuan to buy the people-friendly version, plus a monthly usage fee of 168, and you can take the luxury version home."

"It's a soft knife to cut flesh, but 168 per month... doesn't seem like a lot of money."

"More than 100 yuan per month, to keep your family healthy, this price can be called the price of cabbage!"

"It's completely within the acceptable range, and you can still use a cost-effective luxury version... Do you still need to hesitate?"

"My house loan is 16,000 a month, which is only one percent of the house loan. This level is just a drizzle."

"With this installment payment model, Xinghai Technology is likely to lose money. Fifteen years later, the currency will depreciate a lot, but they don't even charge much interest. Such a conscientious company is really very rare."

...

immediately.

The scalper industry in country Z has fallen into complete despair and cold winter.

Zhao Tiezhu and other scalpers found that the low-cost version for the people is almost uncompetitive in the market... No one wants to go to the hospital for a physical examination every year.

The cost-effective luxury version is basically in their hands, because most consumers can't afford 50,000 at a time... The majority of consumers would rather wait for the tens of thousands of units that Xinghai Company releases every day, and buy them by installments. I will not increase the price to buy things in the hands of scalpers.

So... dead, most of the scalpers have been trapped, and it is very difficult to get rid of the trap... Some scalpers who borrowed too much are in a desperate situation.

But they don't deserve sympathy, they deserve it!

I believe the lessons learned this time will make them remember their whole lives, and even leave the scalper industry to do some work to get rich through hard work.

And this disaster has had a profound impact on the scalper industry. Some scalpers who barely survived, fearful, called this devastating blow "the disaster of slaughtering cattle", and it has a profound impact on Xinghai Technology. Deeply afraid, subconsciously stay away from...