I! Game Designer! The Boss Cried At The Loss At The Beginning!
024 Orgasm On The Spot? The Most Stress-Relieving Game In History!
【What's wrong? Don't you like to talk? 】
Didn't wait for Eggplant's answer.
The female warrior holding a huge sword was the only thought she had in hindsight.
[Ah, by the way, you can’t speak]
[Resurrection from the dead must be a strange experience...]
[But you should have noticed this, right? 】
【You can't die】
...
"This is crazy."
I didn't pay attention to this weird woman who was nagging.
Eggplant, who is eager to experience the game, pushes the joystick hard, and there are sparks and lightning all the way!
Just break through the door and escape successfully!
However, what greeted him...
But there were zombies with scarlet eyes one after another, and they seemed to have rotten flesh and low blood on their bodies!
"I-I blanch!!"
He was completely unprepared and his body was shaken!
"What kind of underworld game is this!"
Facing the hoarse and howling zombies that surrounded him.
Eggplant just felt like his mind was blank.
It feels like skipping the novice tutorial and facing the evil BOSS directly!
who I am? Where am I? What on earth am I going to do?
He has never played a side-scrolling pixel game and knows nothing!
But with the threat so close at hand, he couldn't let him stand there and wait for death...
I can only rub the handle randomly for a while!
However!
What he didn't expect was!
The moment the zombies were approaching step by step, they howled and pounced!
Eggplant accidentally pressed the block button and swung the shield in his hand upwards!
boom!
Perfect block!
The crisp sound of flesh and metal colliding instantly spread to every corner of the cell!
Caught off guard, the game responded with a strong sense of impact.
It gave him goosebumps, and he felt so good that it filled every pore in his body!
"This...there's really something to this silly game!"
Eggplant gradually found his feelings, maybe because he was too excited, his eyes were getting bigger and bigger like light bulbs!
“Hiss—I’ll blanch it—”
"This is so fucking cool!"
Flesh and blood flew, and the monster kept wailing!
Tear!
It was the sound of flesh and blood being torn apart by a blade!
In a blink of an eye, the dagger in Cell Man's hand was swung rapidly!
Every time it was pulled out, a large amount of blood would spatter!
Especially the moment when the blade comes into contact with the monster's body, along with the slight vibration of the handle, the game's heavy impact feedback comes.
It makes the eggplant in front of the screen soar with adrenaline. This feeling of relaxing and relaxing...
It almost made him climax on the spot!
Just a few seconds.
He was already impressed by the silky and refreshing feel of Dead Cells!
"This game is simple, just use Wushuang to kill randomly... It's like mowing grass to relieve stress!"
Before he could finish speaking.
Eggplant's voice of surprise was choked in his throat.
Because of the next moment.
I saw countless bats flying towards me, more and more zombies appearing, and even above the cell, there were archers taking aim silently...
Thump thump thump!
The purple shield brother who is as calm as Mount Tai is also slowly approaching step by step!
Good guy!
There are mobs in all directions, like the tide, one wave after another, one wave higher than the other!
That posture is simply scarier than the aunts and uncles who go to the vegetable market to grab eggs in the early morning!
But behind him is a dead end.
"WDNMD, so many monsters are killing people!"
Looking at the mountains and plains, the mobs almost crowded the room.
Eggplant was stunned on the spot.
"No, no, no... wait a minute! Wait a minute!"
Surrounded by layers of strange tides.
A terrifying hoarse roar, chirping bats flying all over the sky, and the scarlet-eyed slasher retreating into the shadows.
However!
Just when Eggplant was in a hurry and almost desperate.
A monster that he casually killed suddenly erupted from a shimmering blue light...
Like a whip made of thunder and lightning!
【Electric Whip】!
It's like a drowning person finally sees the glimmer of hope and grasps the straw that saves his life.
The instinct of survival made Eggplant, whose health was at its lowest, pick up the whip on the ground without any hesitation.
next moment!
Under the eyes of the audience who may be confused or stunned.
Lightning flashes!
It was as if he had transformed into Professor Yang, the Dharma King of Thunder!
One after another, electric lights burst out on the screen, spreading among the surging monsters like a tidal wave!
Look around!
Almost all the mobs howled and were instantly electrocuted into pieces!
The originally crowded cell suddenly became frighteningly empty, leaving only blood mist filling the air.
There were also equipment cells and scrolls exploded all over the floor, silently telling the story of the tragedy just now!
"I!"
"Depend on!"
Everyone was shocked, including Eggplant himself!
'Oh hahahaha——'
'All rise! ’
‘I’ll blanch it! What kind of equipment is this? It’s so damn fierce! ’
‘Ahhhhh! It's coming out! This game is so cool! ’
‘It’s a real stress reliever! Just like harvesting wheat, one piece is a large area! ’
‘The viewing experience is great too! ’
‘Is this electric whip dropped randomly? Why don't I? ’
‘Stop talking about weapons! Even the map is different from the eggplant, it’s like seeing a ghost! ’
‘Fun! Fun! ’
‘I really can’t stand it. This thing looks so good and feels so silky smooth. I must buy one to experience it! ’
‘Dead Cells, activate! ’
‘Even a prostitute like me is tempted! ’
'I also...'
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