I! Game Designer! The Boss Cried At The Loss At The Beginning!

So refreshing!

After getting the electric whip, Eggplant transformed from a little brother who was running around to a Super Saiyan!

Wherever it passes, not a blade of grass grows!

There were sparks and lightning all the way, leaving only the corpse of the monster on the ground and his increasingly perverted laughter!

"This silly game is really exciting!"

Eggplant smoked a cigarette and felt refreshed!

No little monster can get even half a step closer to him alive!

He was stunned to be like Invincible, cutting from top to bottom, from the left side of the map to the far right side!

Silky and smooth!

It’s like Dove is flowing in the blood!

The electric light dancing on the fingertips is a perfect visual feast in the eyes of the audience!

in exclamations one after another.

It almost made the audience’s pupils tremble!

Yes!

Humans are sensory creatures after all!

The thrill of harvesting and gorgeous special effects are perfectly combined.

That moment of pleasure can be said to make one’s scalp numb, adrenaline soaring, and it’s so addictive!

So much so that Eggplant, who was originally tired, now had an old face that turned red.

I just feel so high!

"No - this game... you don't know how fun it is!"

He was dancing and trying to explain his excitement!

But he suffered the disadvantage of being uneducated. He kept talking for a long time, but he couldn't hold back a fart.

In the end, thousands of words were reduced to two sentences.

"WDNMD!"

"Watch me killing people indiscriminately, watch it well! Study hard!"

Without any hesitation, he rolled all the way to the next room.

The electric whip in his hand is like the scythe of death.

Everywhere you go, the smell of barbecue is filled!

The monsters roared anxiously, as if to say, "Here! Here!"

Looking at the zombies and bats coming from all directions, Eggplant was not afraid, but took a deep breath.

"Come on, come on! Whoever comes will die!"

Zila——! !

Electric light flashed.

One after another, blood flowers bloom!

The bats coming like a tide couldn't even resist.

The electric whip in Eggplant's hand whipped him into clouds of blood mist through the air!

What a wonderful word!

The audience cheered non-stop!

‘Fuck! This electric whip is truly incredible! ’

‘It’s broken, let him really understand! ’

‘There are too many bats, the whip is almost smoking, hahaha’

‘The whip whips something black... Just ask if you don’t understand, is this a farm in the United States? ’

‘Hahaha! What kind of hell joke is this? ’

‘Will Liu Peiqie sing a song called Sunshine and Rainbow Pony? ’

‘Sooner or later I will be laughed to death in the barrage’

The live broadcast room was full of laughter!

The confused and depressing feeling at the beginning was completely gone.

Eggplant curled her lips and put a cigarette in her mouth.

The lighter lit with a snap, blowing out layers of smoke rings.

"With my skills, how can you tell me whether I am strong or not? How dare this little monster dare to charge at me?"

"I'm trying to stop you from giving you the shock!"

Talking!

Several more bats flew in with their wings flapping!

Zhila! Bang bang!

The blood mist rose again.

Two groups!

Three groups!

Four groups!

Looking at the little monster like a moth flying into a flame, Eggplant holding a cigarette in his mouth looked disdainful.

"Come on! Come on! I, Liu Peiqie, am standing right here!"

"WDNMD, do you really dare to fight? See if I can't kill you, you little bastard!"

Looking at Eggplant's arrogant and ugly face in the live broadcast footage, the audience couldn't sit still.

‘How crazy, Colonel Liu Peiqia! ’

‘It’s really just a whipping, whoever comes and who dies? ’

'Turn it off, it's really boring...'

‘I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. I picked a circle and weighed it and found that there were no eggplants.

So I asked the boss where were the eggplants? ’

‘Boss: Pretend’

‘Hahahaha, old six! ’

‘It makes me laugh so much that it hurts’

...

The barrage floated by like snowflakes, it was very lively!

But Eggplant, who was so happy that he couldn't breathe at this moment, no longer cared about this.

It was as if he had transformed into the God of Death, killing him all the way through the cell. It was so satisfying!

However.

Good times don't last long!

After he kicked open the doors one after another and went deep into the cell.

Perhaps because the monster's blood volume began to increase, the elementary electric whip in his hand also began to weaken.

It can no longer achieve the effect of mowing the grass, and can only rely on the advantage of long hands to silently consume the blood of the mobs.

It feels like scraping!

"Is it my imagination? It feels like the monster is getting fatter and fleshier!"

Looking at the cell man who was giving the monster scraping and electrotherapy, Eggplant frowned.

"I know that a bastard like Platinum will feel uncomfortable if he doesn't torture players for a day!"

"No! Start giving us more strength!"

Just like he said.

The viewers in the live broadcast room can also clearly feel it.

The difficulty of the game Dead Cells begins to increase as soon as you leave the prison cell.

So much so that Eggplant, who was not satisfied enough, was so busy that he was almost pressed against the wall by an elite monster!

The blood medicine, which was only enough for him to drink one or two bottles, quickly ran out of ammunition and food!

However.

Just when Eggplant was surrounded by elite monsters, he was at a loss and was about to overturn.

Perhaps it was because of the explosion of luck that he was favored by the goddess of good luck.

Another burst of dazzling light flashed.

I saw an ancient samurai sword falling to the ground quietly.

"Fuck! Golden Legend!"

It was like seeing the light of hope again.

Eggplant, who had been cornered, could only reluctantly throw away the electric whip in his hand.

Pick up the ancient samurai sword on the ground!

"Catch your mother, let's feel it!"

"Tachi is a man's romance!"

Eggplant followed the system prompts and long pressed the attack button.

Charge up! Iai!

next moment.

Under the stunned and shocked gazes of countless viewers!

Eggplant suddenly let go of his hands, only to see a flash of cold light!

It was as if time had stopped flowing.

Everyone's eyes were blurred and they didn't even see clearly what was happening.

All he heard was heart-rending wails.

After Iai's unsheathed cell body, pieces of blood mist bloomed.

The elite monsters and mini-boss that were baring their teeth and claws just now were as ferocious as straw...

It was cut off at the waist and evaporated instantly!

Only pieces of flesh and cells were left on the ground!

"WDNMD! This is so fierce! What a beast!"

"I thought the electric whip was invincible, but I didn't expect this katana to be even more powerful!"

Perhaps because he was too excited, Eggplant's face still had the afterglow of orgasm.

Looking at the weapons and scrolls that were all over the place.

this moment.

He felt as if he understood the meaning of Rougelike!

Endless randomness.

Like a box of tempting candies, you never know what the next one will taste like.

Next step.

What awaits you may be heaven or hell!

"can only say..."

Eggplant took a deep breath and said with emotion.

"Psychopaths have broad ideas!"

"The person who can design this ridiculous game is simply a genius... No! What a genius!"

"No matter! Keep having fun! I won't be able to play until I clear the level tonight!"

Eggplant roared, obviously on top!

"If heaven had not given birth to me, Liu Peiqie, my swordsmanship would be as long as the night!"

"Ju! He!"

...

at the same time.

Lin Keke looked at the time.

It's already ten o'clock in the evening.

Shark platform, console game area, A Yin live broadcast room.

"Okay, let's finish today's live broadcast here. Tomorrow will be the same time. Goodbye, family!"

Finished.

The screen in the live broadcast room went black.

See this.

Lin Keke breathed a sigh of relief.

"call--"

Fortunately, there were no accidents this time!

In order to prevent their new game from being inexplicably criticized by A Yin, the number one brother in the console area, just like the last time they swung a sledgehammer.

Lin Keke came prepared today and squatted in A Yin's live broadcast room early, fearing that something would happen again.

But the good thing is.

This time.

Lady luck didn't seem to be on Yu Luo's side.

A Yin's bad game review session today was just a test of a few small games with mediocre creativity, and it was off to the end.

"Perfect!"

Lin Keke snapped her fingers happily.

I can even imagine the guilty and self-blaming expression on their Wolong designer's face tomorrow.

Feeling relaxed for a while, she opened a bottle of champagne.

"Now..."

"It's my turn to lose money, right?"

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