I! game designer! The start drives the silly little girl crazy

PDD once again spent millions to punish the evaluation anchor.

Afterwards, PDD was too lazy to say anything and returned to today’s theme –

‘exploring’ the world that we still love to see!

In order to explain to everyone the precautions for clearing the previous level, he specially opened a new archive to show everyone how to clear the level.

He passed the first level smoothly, and when he reached the second level, he passed the battle flag again.

“Today we will open a new archive to teach”

“This battle flag is an Easter egg in the game and can add buffs to people.”

“Let me demonstrate it to you.”

Before the audience could react, he suddenly drew his sword, chopped down the battle flag with lightning speed, lowered his voice, and shouted

“The little girl who is greedy for life and afraid of death will die!”

After doing this, his face softened slightly, and he happily said to everyone

“This easter egg is like this, you definitely can’t miss it when playing games.”

The audience didn’t quite understand, but those players who had experienced the character change knew exactly what was going on.

“what’s the situation? Is this some kind of ritual?”

“It seems quite strange, why do you need to use the name of the little girl?”

“To educate the newbies, the battle flag is written in seal script, which is called [Infamy in life but glory in death]. This means being greedy for life and afraid of death, lingering on the last breath, living but dying, and the source of all this is the little girl.”

“Newbies must remember this! This custom will give the character a fighting spirit buff that must not be missed.”

They laughed”hehehe” one after another.

The new players seemed to know something.

The little girl was playing the game live, but she saw that the public screen was full of people.

“PDD has nailed you to the pillar of shame again, go and take a look.”

Young girl Dai must know what is going on, she is furious.

“PDD ruined my reputation again!”

She gripped the mouse tightly and went to the PDD live broadcast room for ward rounds.

After PDD had a fight with the audience, they continued to move forward. When they passed by the big rooster, their face looked a little bad.

He had been killed by this chicken many times before!

Fortunately, now I can defeat this chicken cleanly and neatly.

“Please note, this chicken is not an ordinary chicken, it is a fighting chicken that can kill people instantly!”

“Be careful when you come here. If you can’t escape, you must be more ferocious than this chicken!”

He had already figured out the pattern and rushed towards the chicken without hesitation. He moved around under the hands of this majestic fighting chicken, and finally killed it successfully.

Finally, he could avenge the humiliation of the previous claw!

PDD clicked He took a puff of a cigarette and exhaled it slowly, looking calm as a master.

After smoking a whole cigarette, he picked up the mouse again and continued to fight monsters.

“See, this is the strength of a former professional player! I usually learn a little bit when I have nothing to do.”

The audience couldn’t help but mock him.

“You pretend, you pretend for me”

“The naughty pig knows nothing but pretends”

“I will never tell anyone that you can’t beat a chicken.”

How could PDD tolerate the audience to expose his background?

He danced the Tang Dao like a tiger, chopping monsters like vegetables.

He couldn’t help laughing out loud, and suddenly said with confidence

“That’s all in the past tense, I’ve become stronger now……And not bald”

“Take a look, what is strength? This is strength!”

“Can these monsters still kill me?”

He walked forward for a while and saw a monkey wandering under the tree, making squeaking sounds from time to time.

PDD drew his knife on conditioned reflex, adhering to the principle that hesitation will lead to defeat, and attacked the monkey first.

The monkey was very flexible and used the tree to play hide-and-seek with PDD. Perhaps it despised his speed. The monkey would poke his head out and make faces at him from time to time, making PDD’s anger level continue to rise.

“Hey, I don’t believe this evil anymore. I still can’t catch a monkey?”

“Don’t let any of you pull me away, I will chop this monkey into pieces today!”

The audience was very happy to watch PDD and the monkey hide and seek, it was so much fun!

“You little pig, run faster! Just a few hundred million points faster and we can catch Brother Monkey.”

“It’s over. Although this character is so handsome, I can always imagine a 300-pound fat man playing hide-and-seek with a monkey.”

“Brother Monkey: Come and catch me. If you catch me, I’ll let you have fun.”

“It’s so annoying! It’s so annoying!”

The audience watched the fun, but PDD really felt that this monkey was too slippery.

Sometimes he finally managed to get a knife, but who knew that the monkey actually slipped under the knife without any harm.

This won’t work! Otherwise! Just wait and see?

PDD thought to himself and reacted quickly.

When the monkey didn’t respond, he turned to the other side and successfully blocked it.

The monkey looked very angry at the deceitful PDD and squeaked several times.

PDD gestured in the air, probably to condemn him.

“Little monkey, don’t you know that war never tires of deceit?”

“This is similar to the great theology.”

He is extremely proud, his waist is straight, his waist is no longer sore, his back is no longer painful, and he is energetic in everything he does.

Finally!

He is no longer the one who is cheated in the game. This is a historic progress!

PDD is correct Feeling proud.

The next second, the monkey suddenly took out two knives from an unknown place. PDD had an ominous premonition in his heart, and ran after him without thinking.

“Ahhhhh! Brother Monkey, I was wrong, alas! I shouldn’t have teased you, I’m sorry, please let me go!”

PDD’s wailing sound echoed in the live broadcast room, but the monkey didn’t give him any face at all. He squeaked and quickly caught up with him due to his speed.

The ending was tragic. Even if PDD ran far away, he would hide. However, after Brother Monkey’s pursuit, he even fell to the resurrection point. He didn’t expect Brother Monkey to be such a humble master.

But it didn’t matter. It was because he provoked Brother Monkey that he attracted Brother Monkey. If he stayed calm and passed by quietly,

PDD thought, and chose to go back to the camp to resurrect and try again.

This time, he was very obedient and did not provoke the monkey. Passing by.

Unexpectedly, PDD has been staring at him since he appeared. The monkey suddenly realized PDD’s attempt to escape and made an angry squeak.

As if annoyed that PDD ran away from the battle,

Brother Monkey immediately pulled out two double knives from behind and rushed towards PDD.

His scalp was numb and he shouted loudly.

“Brother Monkey! I was wrong! Ouch! Don’t pierce your butt!”

“Ouch!”

No matter how loud he shouted, he could not escape the fate of being hit on his butt by Brother Monkey with a knife.

PDD looked at the fallen figure in front of him, and the word ‘death’ appeared on the screen as well as the sentence [The disgrace of life, Glory without Death], hold it in your heart in one breath, and you won’t be happy if you don’t spit it out

“You fucking call this a monkey? Can’t we just stop fighting?”

“Even if a chicken chases me and scratches me, how can this monkey still kill people with a knife? The wild monsters in this game are real beasts!”

“Don’t call him a monkey, call him the Sword Master….Depend on.”

The live broadcast room exploded, and the audience laughed until their stomachs hurt.

“Brother Monkey just wants to compete with you. Who knew you could run so fast?”

“You can’t do that, you’re the one who ran away from the battle.”

“A monkey who knows martial arts and can dance a knife is amazing and has a bright future!”

“He was able to beat the saucy pig so hard that he couldn’t fight back. I would like to call Brother Monkey the Double Sword Sword Master!”