“Hahaha, PDD, you have today too!”
“You are the one who is greedy for life and afraid of death!”
The silly little girl watched PDD being chased around by the monkeys and laughed.
She was typing on the public screen of the PDD live broadcast room
“Isn’t it possible, brother?”
“Is this the level of high-level play? I’ll give you a rocket…”
PDD was already angry. When he saw her words, he couldn’t control Rocket, but his anger suddenly rose.
He slammed the table and gritted his teeth
“Little girl, don’t be proud! proceed if you can!”
“Hey, I’ll come, I’ll come!”
The little girl curled her lips, opened the game, and prepared to gank Brother Monkey.
She saw how PDD was beaten by the monkey, and her intuition was that there was something wrong with her style of play.
Why should she rush forward and fight head-on? Isn’t sneak attack bad?
She was confident. , as if everything is in my hands, PDD couldn’t help but mutter.
“Could this old woman have found some way to crack it?……”
The audience suddenly became excited when they saw that they were fighting
“Go check it out! Dai Xiaomei and PDD are going to battle”
“What’s going on?”
“Come on, old woman, stay in front of Brother Monkey for a little longer before you die, I believe in you!”
When Dai Xiaomei saw that this group of viewers were wishing her well, she was so angry that she almost turned into a puffer fish.
“Don’t underestimate me! Based on my strength, there is absolutely no problem!”
“Let me show you what a perfect gank is!”
She tensed up, alert to the actions around her, and carefully sneaked to where the monkey was.
A strange thing happened, Brother Monkey disappeared.
The little sister wandered around under the tree for several times but couldn’t find the monkey.
She Feeling relaxed all over, it’s a little strange
“what happened? Where’s the monkey? Isn’t it because PDD turned on the hidden plot?……”
“When did PDD’s luck become so good?”
She muttered, not believing in evil, and searched everywhere, but there was no trace of the monkey. She had obviously spread the lies, but the monkey disappeared. It was so disappointing!
PDD was also watching her live broadcast, and saw that she looked like a loser. The head fly is spinning around, laughing.
“Do you still dislike my food? Even Brother Monkey can’t find it, you are the real deal!”
“Is this the perfect gank? Learned, learned!”
PDD’s words made Dai Xiaomei gnash her teeth. She wanted to kill the monkey now and prove her strength.
She did not dare to let down her guard and was always careful about her surroundings.
The surrounding was very quiet and the atmosphere was stagnant.
Dai Xiaomei was very nervous by the environment, and all the plants and trees were soldiers..
From the corner of his eye, he saw a black shadow flash by, and a harsh cry came from above.
“Squeak!”
“No, it will also be hidden in the trees!”
Dai Xiaomei’s face changed greatly, and she subconsciously raised her knife to block.
Brother Monkey held two knives in his hands and fell from the sky. He just hit the knife of Dai Xiaomei and made a”ding” sound.
Seeing that his attack was blocked, Brother Monkey It was like a small fire was burning in her eyes, and she screamed, and the attacks became more intensive and fierce.
Under Brother Monkey’s extremely high swordsmanship, Dai Xiaomei couldn’t survive more than a few rounds, and even Brother Monkey’s hair was gone. Not next to each other
【die】
【There is humiliation in life, but there is no glory in death]
The character slowly fell to the ground, and Brother Monkey stepped on it, raised his hands high, and made a squeaking sound, as if to say”He is defeated.”
The bright red word ‘death’ is extremely ironic.
Unspeakably desolate.
The little girl’s face was stunned and her mouth opened slightly. She didn’t expect that she would rush to the street so quickly.
“Young man, have you ever heard of a sword technique that falls from the sky?……”
“Next, Brother Monkey will demonstrate to us a perfect gank!”
“If I go, a monkey can carry out a sneak attack?”
“Brother Monkey is so strong, I would like to call him the Sword Master!”
“Old women are good at cooking, but sneak attacks are not as good as monkeys.”
Dai Xiaomei saw the rows of taunts floating on the public screen, and finally broke her guard.
She beat the table angrily and let out a cry of life.
“Go to nm’s Double Sword Master! Treacherous!!!!”
“Are you not a monkey? Why take a pair of knives! Why are there still sneak attacks? This unscientific!!!”
The little girl was so angry that she lost all reason. She picked up the phone and started dialing.
She was so angry that her fingers were shaking when she pressed the buttons.
After using up a lot of strength, she finally dialed Qiu Yaoyang’s number.
Qiu Yaoyang was getting ready. The Battle of the Five Ultimates in Xia Ke Xing picked up Dai Xiaomei’s call and asked without thinking too much.
“Hello? What else?”
“How dare you mention anything! Old thief! I’m going to attack your company with a knife!”
“Is it normal for a monkey to know martial arts? It’s unscientific to play better than us with two swords!!!”
Before Qiu Yaoyang could say anything, he heard her spitting out a series of complaints like a machine gun.
The silly little girl had already accumulated deep grudges and would not be happy if she didn’t complain.
Qiu Yaoyang held the phone away with one hand and put it aside, turning on the speakerphone, with a look on his face. Calmly, while processing some data, she tidied up the documents.
She was extremely patient and talked for a full three minutes before making a summary.
“You tell yourself, is this monkey reasonable?”
The little girl puffed up her cheeks and was as angry as a puffer fish. She clenched her phone and roared.
However, after processing the data, Qiu Yaoyang picked up the phone and said calmly.
“I am a man of extraordinary powers, a man of extraordinary powers, a spirit of grass and trees, a gathering of the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, what can’t I do?”
“you!”
“You have to complain about the difficulty of the game if you can’t beat it. You need to change it. It’s not that the game is difficult, it’s just you.”
Qiu Yaoyang complained about the little girl in an understatement, but inexplicably, everyone present felt like they had been shot in the knee.
The little girl in the room was going crazy. She squeezed the phone tightly, and the words seemed to be squeezed out from between her teeth.
“you……”
“Toot toot……”
The silly little girl instantly transformed into a female tyrannosaurus and was about to spit out fire.
“Damn it, hang up on me again!”
“Ahhhhh, I’m so angry!!!”
“Where is my forty-meter sword! Let me execute this game designer!!!!”
The live broadcast room exploded
“The official designer personally stamped it, novice: Dai Xiaomei”
“The old woman is so miserable, I feel so sad……You are very angry, but I feel sorry for you”
“If you can’t beat it, you just can’t beat it. Don’t say the game is difficult, you are obviously too good at it. Wise quotes”
“Every time the old woman called the master, she would be so angry that she couldn’t fight him. I really couldn’t fight him.”
PDD was originally so angry that he broke his guard because of the double-sword sword master, but when he saw the stupid girl being ridiculed by the game designer, the depression in his heart disappeared inexplicably.
He pretended to smooth his hair, straighten his clothes, and raised his head proudly Lift your chin
“We, the city of Weiming, have outstanding people, beautiful plants and strange creatures, gathering the aura of heaven and earth, and the essence of the sun and moon.”
“Not to mention the people inside, even a chicken is not an ordinary chicken, it is a fighter jet!”
“It’s not unusual at all to have a double-sword sword master.”
“Not strange, not strange….”
People, you just can’t compare.
Once there is a control group who is worse off than himself, he does not feel miserable at all, but feels very happy.
PDD feels very happy now.
The audience had already seen through this and started laughing
“Sao pig will be happy when he sees someone who is worse off than you”
“Compared with the old woman, the image of the naughty pig suddenly looks taller. He has never complained that the game is too difficult. This is the demeanor of a former professional player!”
“So, when will you admit that you are bad?”
“Sao Zhu, now not only the chicken is better than you, but the monkey brother is also better than you, can you do it?”
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