I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

"Gu Fan, what's going on? Why did you say I love you? Who were you talking to?"

"Ah? Gu Fan doesn't have anyone he likes anymore! Then didn't I just fall in love and fall out of love?"

"Take off your powder!"

"You are all fake fans, right! We real fans have all learned about Gu Fan's resume! Gu Fan is an orphan, and Aunt Lan is Gu Fan's adoptive mother! Zhou Lan, the gold medal manager of Fenghua Entertainment!"

"Oh! Then this is my mother!"

"Hello, aunt! I like your son!"

"Thank you Aunt Lan for letting us meet such an excellent artist!"

"..."

Under normal circumstances, if an artist publicly expresses his love on a show, he will definitely lose fans.

But Gu Fan doesn’t do this!

On the contrary, it will deepen fans' love for Gu Fan.

After all, who doesn’t like someone who is grateful!

...

Gu Fan bent down and bowed for a long time.

When the whole place gradually became quiet, he slowly stood up.

Lan Zhou looked at the stage and smiled sincerely.

In fact, Gu Fan also wants to thank many people.

But there was no way he could tell.

because--

Those people don't belong to this world!

But their works were brought to this world by Gu Fan!

It’s appropriate to say thank you!

But I can only thank you in my heart.

Under the singing of the three instructors, the curtain above the stage slowly lowered.

The program is announced to be over.

But there is still a group of viewers who are reluctant to give up.

"Wow! I'm so reluctant to let go!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Thanks for your companionship for two months!"

"Looking forward to the next one."

Fans are sighing.

A small prompt suddenly appeared on the upper right side of the screen.

【Don’t leave yet! ten minutes later! The fan question session for the four finalists begins! 】

"????"

"Damn it! The show crew gave me back my tears!"

"Okay!"

"Okay, okay! I want to ask Gu Fan if he can like me! Hahahaha!"

"..."

In the lounge.

Gu Fan, Bai Xi'er, Wang Ze, and Li Xin'er are all sitting here.

The four of them were talking and laughing about something.

A few minutes later, the cameraman walked up to the four people with the camera in his hand and framed all four people in the lens.

Director He Qimin also arrived here. He asked with a smile: "Are you ready? The live broadcast is about to start!"

The four of them nodded slightly.

With a "ding" sound, the live broadcast started.

The live broadcast room that had dimmed lit up again.

The four contestants were ranked from lowest to highest and began to answer questions from fans.

The first one is Li Xin'er.

The program team began to randomly select questions from the audience in the live broadcast room.

Finally three questions appeared on the screen.

"Xin'er, what is your favorite food?"

"Do you have anyone you like?"

The first two questions are pretty normal.

The third question is a bit off!

"Do beautiful women also go to the toilet?"

Instructor Lin Siyi acted as the host at this time.

She likes this kind of session. This is the time when contestants are most likely to show embarrassment.

Ask Li Xin'er one by one.

Li Xin'er obviously knows how to deal with this situation.

The answers are very satisfactory and you can't fault them.

"I love apples the most."

"I don't have anyone I like at the moment, so I don't know what the future holds."

"Of course! Who doesn't go to the toilet!"

...

Next up is Wang Ze.

The problem is also normal.

"Are you willing to lose this game?"

"Wang Ze, do you have a girlfriend?"

“What do you want to say to the fans!”

Wang Ze's answer was also quite official.

"I must be unwilling to give in! But when I think that the champion is Gu Fan, I feel relieved! It is an honor for me to compete with him on the same stage!"

"No girlfriend."

"I want to say thank you to the fans. Although we lost this time, I will definitely continue to work hard and beat Gu Fan one day!"

Speaking of which.

Wang Ze also glanced at Gu Fan provocatively.

Gu Fan smiled and said, "I'll wait for you!"

"well!"

Lin Siyi let out a long sigh.

Li Xin'er and Wang Ze are both contestants from entertainment companies. After professional training, their answers are too official!

The audience is also asking why the questions are so boring!

It’s not interesting at all!

If she had known that this interview would be so unexpected, she wouldn't have volunteered to come!

She wants to eat melon!

Lin Siyi coughed and said: "The viewers in the live broadcast room can try to ask some interesting questions~"

After saying that, Lin Siyi raised her eyebrows at the camera!

The viewers in the live broadcast room understood immediately!

"Teacher Lin really wants to eat melon!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you are so uneasy and kind!"

"I'm just afraid that if I ask a question that's not quite right, I'll insert ads in the live broadcast room!"

"That's right! In other places before, when I asked personal questions, they all said I didn't know, or there were advertisements, and they weren't broadcast anyway!"

"Whatever, I'll try!"

...

Wait until Bai Xier arrives.

Lin Siyi's eyes jumped when she saw the first question.

"Xi'er, do you have feelings for Gu Fan and Chen Yi beyond friendship?"

Lin Siyi gave this audience a thumbs up in her heart.

And asked Bai Xier with a smile.

Hear the question.

Li Xin'er and Wang Ze were immediately shocked!

In an instant, he showed a look of eating melon, his eyes kept wandering around Gu Fan and Bai Xi'er.

Gu Fan looked at Bai Xi'er quietly.

Observe Bai Xier's face to see if she feels embarrassed.

If he felt embarrassed, he would find a way to help Bai Xier solve the problem.

Who knew that Bai Xi'er shook her head very firmly: "No! They two are too stupid! They are not worthy of a lady like me!"

"Pfft~"

Gu Fan couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Hahahaha! I'm sorry Xi'er, I didn't mean to laugh at you! Goose goose..."

Lady?

Gu Fan is really difficult to stretch!

If Bai Xier is a lady!

Then 99% of the girls in the world are ladies among ladies!

Gu Fan was not the only one laughing at the scene.

Everyone present and even the cameraman couldn't help but laugh!

They had all seen Bai Xier working with Gu Fan and Chen Yi!

The live broadcast room is even more lively now.

"Lady? Hahahaha!"

"Gu Fan's expression is my current expression!"

"Gu Fan's laughter is so magical!"

"Xier, do you believe it yourself?"

"..."

Gu Fan smiled and even made a goose cry.

Listen to Gu Fan's goose call!

Bai Xi'er, who was originally calm, couldn't help it anymore.

Cover your mouth and snicker.

She also knows that she is not a lady!

But being a lady is her dream!

Lin Siyi coughed calmly and said, "Well, the second question! Xi'er, will you find a fan to be your boyfriend?"

"No!" Bai Xi'er's answer was quite firm!

The male viewers in the live broadcast room felt heartbroken instantly!

"I cried out loud!"

"Oooh! Sad!"

"Brothers, give me a cigarette."

"Ahem, from today on I am no longer a fan of Xi'er! Then I can be Xi'er's boyfriend!"

"Upstairs! You are such a clever little kid!"

The third question is very common.

Bai Xi'er's answer was also very ordinary.

So next up comes Gu Fan!

This is the time.

The questions asked by fans in the live broadcast room barrage gradually became outrageous.

The first question Gu Fan drew was——

[Gu Fan, are you gay? 】

"ah?!"

Gu Fan's face was instantly filled with black lines.

Is the first question so abstract?

Is this a question that a serious person can ask?