I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

"Hahahaha! Gay ecstasy!"

"Quick, quick, quick! Gu Fan, answer quickly! I can be zero or one!"

"Can gay men get out of the live broadcast room? Gu Fan is our female fan!"

"For male fans!"

"Follow me, get lost!"

The live broadcast room was filled with smoke.

In front of the camera, Gu Fan kept twitching his face.

He glanced around and found that everyone was smiling at his amusement.

And among these people, there was missing someone he knew well.

Gu Fan sighed deeply.

I began to mourn for Chen Yi in my heart!

Sorry bro!

I can only sacrifice you!

Gu Fan coughed and said solemnly: "Unfortunately, I am not."

The scheming viewers in the live broadcast room are preparing to cry in mourning!

Gu Fan suddenly changed the topic.

"but!"

In an instant!

All eyes were focused on Gu Fan again.

Gu Fan's words also reached their ears smoothly.

"Yes, Chen Yi! Many people may think that I have a good relationship with his two boys, and they will have the misunderstanding that I am the same."

"Let me clarify something here!"

"Chen Yi only has unrequited love for me, and I have no feedback for him!"

"The gay men in the live broadcast room can go to Chen Yiha! He may like you better!"

The words fell.

The scene suddenly fell silent!

A long silence!

Lin Siyi, the mentor who acted as the host, even covered her mouth in disbelief.

She didn't expect that her two students could have such a relationship!

Outrageous!

Li Xin'er and Wang Ze's mouths have opened to the size of pigeon eggs.

They were really shocked!

Unexpectedly, Chen Yi is such a person!

Only Bai Xier didn't believe it, but still smiled brightly.

It's just that there's a bit of schadenfreude in this smile!

Gu Fan said this.

It’s Chen Yi’s fault!

...

"I see!"

"Yo Xi, it turns out that Chen Yi is gay!"

"Since it is what Gu Fan said! Then I believe it!"

"Hehe! It turns out that Yi Shuaishuai is such a person!"

at this time.

A colorful barrage floated across the live broadcast room.

Chen Yi: "I'm not! I didn't! Gu Fan is talking nonsense!!!"

Who knew it would be better if he didn’t come out to explain!

As soon as the explanation was given, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately found joy.

"Brother, look, Chen Yi is out!"

"@陈伊, I love you! Do you like zero or one? I can do either!"

"@陈伊, I can go to the country of demons for you!"

"Don't explain! Explanation is just covering up! Covering up is making up stories! Just follow us!"

The viewers in the live broadcast room actually knew that Gu Fan was joking.

But that doesn’t stop them from having fun with it!

Who said this was said by Gu Fan, Chen Yi’s good brother!

...

Inside the building of Tingxian Entertainment.

Chen Yi was stunned when he saw 99+ private messages in an instant!

Every private message he clicks on is a scheming zero!

He is not a gay man!

He is really not a gay man!

grass!

Gu Fan! ! ! !

you die! You! !

When there is really no danger, good brothers are the biggest danger!

Chen Yi can completely imagine what the hot searches will be like after the live broadcast ends!

Debunking rumors!

He wants to refute the rumors!

...

Lin Siyi smiled brightly and started to ask Gu Fan the second question.

It can be seen that she is very satisfied with the melon she ate today!

second question.

"Would you rather fans like your looks or your talent?"

Gu Fan raised his eyebrows, this question was quite normal.

He smiled and said: "I only have good looks, no talent."

As soon as these words came out.

Wang Ze, who was sitting not far from Gu Fan, was the first to roll his eyes, his expression completely speechless!

snort!

Damn Versailles!

He is ready to expose Gu Fan's true face!

Wang Ze interrupted: "If you don't have talent, then I must be mentally retarded!"

Gu Fan turned to look at Wang Ze on the spot, his eyes full of pity.

This silly boy!

Why are you still scolding yourself?

"Wang Ze! I don't allow you to talk about yourself like that!"

Gu Fan shook his head slowly.

His words were filled with concern for Wang Ze.

Wang Ze kept hitting his eyes, but he didn't react at first.

He didn't react until Li Xin'er beside him laughed out loud!

ah?

Did he just scold himself? !

He obviously wanted to expose Gu Fan's Versailles identity!

How come Gu Fan cares about him?

Damn it!

Gu Fan is really good at catching the loopholes in his words!

Wang Ze is feeling uncomfortable!

At this time, the viewers in the live broadcast room who had watched the whole process were already overjoyed!

"Wang Ze, this silly boy!"

“Gu Fan is so good at Versailles!”

"It makes me laugh so hard, he is so good at irritating people!"

"Gu Da Da Da!"

"I am Wang Ze, and my mentality is about to collapse! Just look at people in Versailles! And I got yelled at!"

"Hahaha! Gu Fan's interview is still useful! I like it!"

"What's the last question?"

"Damn it! The last question was so explosive!"

The last fan question has been displayed in the live broadcast room.

And the question is this.

[Every question has an answer, so what is the answer to my question? 】

"Hiss~"

Gu Fan frowned and touched his hair as he looked at this question.

It’s too difficult to bring fans this year!

Is it such an abstract question to ask?

Obviously the problems other players had before were quite normal!

Why is there something wrong with him?

Not only Gu Fan is a little confused now.

The CPUs of the viewers in the live broadcast room were also burned out.

"Fuck! Wait a minute, brothers, my CPU can't turn over!"

"What is the answer!"

"It's over, brother, there's smoke coming from my head!"

"This question is too abstract!"

"The person who asked this question is mentally retarded, right?"

Gu Fan thought for a long time!

I really can't think of an answer.

Then decide!

"slightly!"

But it was this "omission" that caused the barrage in the live broadcast room to pause for two seconds.

Audiences, think carefully!

slightly?

It seems to make sense!

When you were a kid, didn’t you always write “omitted” on the last few pages of your homework?

The barrage erupted in an instant!

"ohhhhh!"

"It's not a problem for him at all!"

"That's the answer! Omit it!"

"Return to zero! 6666666!"

The four contestants finally answered all the questions.

The live broadcast room will also be closed after this.

It's time for Gu Fan and others to leave Youpu Village.

But before that, Gu Fan bought a small fish tank and fished the small fish in the pond.

When he walked to the gate of Youpu Village with the fish tank in his arms.

He Qimin happened to be standing here.

Gu Fan smiled and said hello: "Director He, come and play with me when you have time!"

"Um!"

He Qimin nodded, but his eyes could not leave the fish tank in Gu Fan's hand.

Noticing He Qimin's eyes, Gu Fan stepped back holding the fish tank.

"Director He, you gave this little fish to me!"

"I know! I will regret it again!"

He Qimin nodded heartily, then coughed and put his arm around Gu Fan's shoulders: "That Xiaofan! We can be considered friends. This little fish has been in love with me for so long. I'll give you one million. You Can you sell it to me?"

"How much?! One million!"

Gu Fan acted shocked.

Just when He Qimin thought he had hope, Gu Fan dashed his hopes again.

"I...don't sell it!!"

Gu Fan still deserves his share of money and happiness!

You can’t lose your happiness for money!

He Qimin suddenly felt that the sky was filled with dark clouds! The wind is strong!

He watched as Gu Fan got into the car holding the fish tank and drove away.

At this moment, he only felt the cold icy rain patting randomly on his face.

Uncomfortable!

Want to cry!

...

in the car.

Gu Fan looked back at the sad He Qimin and said with a smile: "Brother Du and Wang, can we go back in a circle?"

Du Hui and Wang Ping came to pick up Gu Fan today.

Du Hui, who was holding the steering wheel, smiled and said, "Of course, did you forget to take something?"

"I got one more thing."

Gu Fan looked at the fish tank in his hand and the small fish in the fish tank and smiled: "Go back and pay it back."

From the moment He Qimin prepared to spend one million to buy this fish, Gu Fan knew that it was He Qimin's favorite.

Gu Fan has no habit of taking away people's love.

I just wanted to tease Director He.

He just has this joking temperament.

The car drove in a circle and arrived at the entrance of Youpu Village.

After the vehicle stopped steadily.

Gu Fan rolled down the window and saw He Qimin's lonely back.

Then he shouted: "Director He! Do you want Xiaoyu or not?"

He Qimin turned around instantly: "Yes! Of course I want it!"

When he took the fish tank from Gu Fan - the sky was clear!

"Goodbye, Director He!"

The car started again.

Gu Fan waved to He Qimin and sat back in the car.

As for the so-called one million, Gu Fan didn't want it.

Sometimes favors are much better than money.

Half an hour later.

The car stopped in the parking lot of a famous hotel in Jianghai.

The three of them got off the car together.

Wang Ping said with a smile: "Let's go, Xiaofan, your master and Aunt Lan are waiting for us!"

"Let's go!" Du Hui also laughed.

Gu Fan smiled and nodded.

Then his two big brothers held his shoulders, one on the left and the other on the right, and whispered to him.

"Xiaofan, don't think about your ex-girlfriend anymore. Your song "Audio Hallucinations" makes us sad when we hear it."

"Xiaofan, don't be sad. Just tell us and we will introduce you to a better-looking one."

"Look at this, my cousin, cough cough cough..."

"What? You don't like it?"

"That's right, she doesn't deserve you! Change it to another one..."

Gu Fan was a little helpless.

But he was also happy to listen to these two people talking.

He could tell that these two big brothers were really good to him.

The two of them sandwiched him in the middle to protect him intentionally or unintentionally.

Now, "Do You Hear My Singing" has just ended, and it is when Gu Fan is popular. It would be terrible if a fanatic fan recognizes him and accidentally hurts him.

After all, his current physical condition is not very good.

But it can't withstand the brutal impact of fanatical fans.

By the time the three of them arrived at the hotel private room, the people inside were already in place.

There are Mei Changlin, He Fang and Yu Taoyu who have come from afar.

There are also many artists that Zhou Lan has led.

Except for Lin Yi, all of these artists came.

And even if Lin Yi didn't come, he still called Gu Fan.

Tell Gu Fan that he is on a nationwide tour recently and really doesn't have time to come over.

The content of this gathering is also very simple.

Just congratulations to Gu Fan for winning the championship of "Do You Hear My Singing"?

After finishing the meal, Mei Changlin and others got on the plane back to Kyoto.

Gu Fan also took the time to rush to the venue of "Hua Guo Owned Hip Hop".

He still had a show to attend there.

...

Today’s hot searches are very complex.

But they are all related to the same person.

The top hot search is the news that Gu Fan won the championship of "Do You Hear My Singing".

[Congratulations to Gu Fan for winning the national championship of the first season of "Do You Hear My Singing" with his song "The Drunken Concubine"! 】

["The Drunken Concubine" made me appreciate the charm of Peking Opera! 】

After that, there was a hot search for Chen Yi to refute the rumors.

[Chen Yi: First of all, I am not a gay! Secondly, I am not a gay! Finally, I am not gay! 】

This hot search has the most comments.

It even exceeds the number of comments on the top trending search.

"There are not three hundred here! Chen Yi next door is not one!"

"It's so wet upstairs!"

"I'm laughing so hard. Gu Fan started spreading rumors, but Chen Yi broke his legs trying to refute the rumors!"

"These two brothers are so funny!"

"The same goes for Xi'er, who also said that Gu Fan and Gu Fan are not worthy of her, hahahaha!"

"As expected of him, he is so handsome!"

"..."

The third hot search is the news that the official account of "Hua Guo Owned Hip Hop" announced that Gu Fan will participate in the next issue of "Hua Guo Owned Hip Hop".

【The popular newcomer in the music scene! Gu Fan, the folk "Rookie King of Rap", will participate in "Huaguo Owned Hip Hop" as a special guest tomorrow! Dual king showdown! Are you looking forward to it? 】

"Holy shit! Gu Fan just won the championship in "Do You Hear My Singing"? Gu Fan is invited to "Huaguo Owned Hip Hop"?"

"6666! This traffic is great! Director He cried and fainted in the toilet!"

"Can we not use "Huaguo Owned Hip Hop"? Gu Fan's traffic alone is as high as that of other top ten labels!"

"It's hard! Gu Fan's departure must be a dimensionality reduction blow!"

"I originally didn't want to watch "Hua Guo Owned Hip Hop", but I turned it off after watching it, so I'll reluctantly watch it!"

The eyes of netizens were sharp, and they could immediately tell that "Hua Guo Owned Hip Hop" wanted to gain Gu Fan's traffic.

And soon someone discovered problems in the promotional copy of "Hua Guo Owned Hip Hop".

"The new king of folk rap? The program team knows how to play with words!"

"Happy! You call Gu Fan the Rookie King of Folk Rap? Do you mean the Rookie King of your show is officially determined?"

"It's interesting. A duel between two kings is a duel between two kings. What does it mean to step on Gu Fan?"

"Actually, I want to say, does "Hip Hop in China" have a new rap star? Who won it? The semi-finals haven't even started yet! Just the new star! And a duel between two kings? Is it worthy?"

"I have a feeling that Gu Fan has been cheated!"

""Huaguo Owned Hip Hop" is trying to step on Gu Fan to become the leader!"

"Get Gu Fan@ out quickly, don't let him be fooled!"

"Um... Gu Fan doesn't seem to have opened a Weibo account yet."

"..."

It is true that Gu Fan has not opened a Weibo account yet.

The original plan of the company was to wait for Gu Fan to finish participating in "Do You Hear My Singing", then immediately open a Weibo account for Gu Fan while Gu Fan is at the peak of his popularity, and let Gu Fan live a live broadcast to have a good chat with the fans? Chat and maintain fans.

Who knew that "Hua Guo Owned Hip Hop" would pop up in the middle.

It is impossible for the company and Gu Fan to let money go without making a profit.

After all, Gu Fan only participated in one "Huaguo Owned Hip Hop".

It's impossible to lose much of the heat in just one day.

Naturally, everyone placed this step after Gu Fan participated in "Hua Guo Owned Hip Hop".

And now.

Gu Fan himself has arrived at the performance venue of "Hua Guo Owned Hip Hop".

hiphop film and television center!