I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

"Xiao Peng! Chase me quickly!"

Liu Changqing's sonorous and powerful voice in the earphones instantly woke Peng Gen up.

Peng Gen hurried towards the pool.

Seeing the live broadcast screen moving, the audience finally became a little more gentle.

They started to discuss why Bai Xier ran away.

"Why is Bai Xi'er running so fast!"

"By the way, are Gu Fan and Chen Yi called old fish?"

"What the hell is a cooked fish?"

"Can there still be cooked fish in the pond?"

"Damn it! Could it be the fish in "Do You Hear My Singing"?"

An audience member in the live broadcast room said something that he didn't even believe.

By the pool.

Bai Xier is already in place.

The four of them squatted on the shore and looked at this "old fish" in the pool.

The cameraman quickly arrived, and the screen in the live broadcast room slowly moved towards the pool.

The body of the little goldfish appears in the camera.

The audience who watched "Do You Hear My Singing" immediately became excited.

"Fuck! It's really you, little goldfish!"

"The show crew is awesome! They even asked for a little goldfish!"

"6666666"

"It's over! The little goldfish just escaped from the clutches of the handsome guy and meets him again here!"

"Fish: Damn!"

The viewers in the live broadcast room don’t know yet that this is the second mysterious guest.

Until subtitles are inserted on the screen of the live broadcast room.

Mysterious guest: Little Goldfish

Resume: He has appeared in "Do You Hear My Singing" and is the favorite fish of director He Qimin of "Do You Hear My Singing"!

silence.

The live broadcast room fell into a long silence.

Some viewers on the other side of the screen were holding their phones tightly with both hands.

I almost broke my phone!

All of a sudden!

The barrage in the live broadcast room completely broke out!

Growing at an unprecedented terrifying speed!

"I'm crazy! The director is crazy!"

"Director Liu, get the fuck out of here! Is this the second mysterious guest of your show?! You die!!"

"Where's the director's address! Where's the director's address! I want to send the blade!"

"Where's my knife! Where's my fifty-meter machete!"

"Director Liu, tell me where your ancestral grave is! I will never destroy it!"

"Fuck! Unprecedented guest! I have never seen a show use fish as a mysterious guest!"

"Ahhhh! Director Liu Changqing!!!!"

If it weren't for the server used in the live broadcast room, it would be more powerful!

The live broadcast room almost collapsed due to the audience!

In the background private messages, a group of people began to privately message the staff, asking for Liu Changqing’s address.

A staff member even asked Liu Changqing innocently: "Director Liu, someone asked us for your address. Can you give it to us?"

"No!!!"

Liu Changqing stretched out his hands, nodded the staff member's head angrily and said: "Think about it carefully with your pig brain, you don't even need to ask me this question!"

The audience in the live broadcast room was excited.

Liu Changqing was shocked when he saw the audience's speeches.

This was the first time he faced such a scene.

All viewers share the same hatred.

He is really afraid that what netizens say will come true!

He turned his head and glanced at He Qimin.

But he found that He Qimin was still drinking tea calmly.

"Old He, you are still in the mood to drink tea, this barrage is going to explode."

Liu Changqing was speechless.

He Qimin shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said: "It doesn't matter, the audience scolds you because they love you! They won't really chop you!"

"Besides, just tell me, is there any heat?"

"Which law stipulates that fish cannot be used as guests on variety shows?"

"No!"

He Qimin's rogue appearance taught Liu Changqing another lesson.

Liu Changqing felt that he didn't know He Qimin well enough!

Why didn't I realize he was so shameless before?

He Qimin drank tea with a contented look on his face.

Anyway, as long as his fish are fine.

That’s no problem!

Liu Changqing thought carefully.

I feel like He Qimin is right!

Anyway, the heat is definitely there!

The program effect is also there!

It's not a bad idea to get scolded!

...

Gu Fan and others were quite happy to see this "old familiar fish".

But unexpectedly, the little goldfish started to lose its skin again.

Gu Fan narrowed his eyes slightly.

I happened to see a small whirlpool appear near the mouth of the little goldfish.

Why is this scene so familiar!

Gu Fan suddenly thought of the morning when Tao Ziming was shot.

Could this smelly fish be because he didn't ejaculate last time?

I still want to make up for it now!

Gu Fan feels that his guess is accurate.

He glanced at Chen Yi and Zhou Xu on the right.

He glanced at Bai Xi'er on his left again.

He tilted his head slightly to the left and whispered: "Xi'er, move to the left again."

Bai Xi'er moved without knowing why.

Gu Fan followed closely behind, his eyes never leaving the fish in the water, very alert.

Bai Xi'er looked at Yu and Gu Fan, and then at the place where she was standing just now.

I found that the pool in front of her position was a little empty.

So he asked curiously: "Do you want to jump in and catch fish?"

"ah?"

Gu Fan was stunned for a second, frowned and said: "How is that possible! Xi'er, I discovered that your brain circuit is too strange!!"

"..."

Bai Xier was speechless.

My own brain circuits are all learned from you, Gu Fan and Chen Yixue!

Look at yourself before you talk to me! ! !

Why are you still calling "catch the thief"?

I obviously want to be a lady!

It’s over!

The lady Bai Xier is really going to be assimilated by the sand sculpture!

Bai Xi'er patted her face gently.

Talk to yourself in your mind.

"I, Bai Xi'er, must emerge from the mud without being stained! I can't really turn into a sand sculpture..."

She is brainwashing herself.

Gu Fan smiled and poked her shoulder and said, "Xier, move again."

"what are you doing?"

Bai Xi'er was interrupted from casting the spell, and moved to the side helplessly, very confused.

Gu Fan didn't answer, but looked at the little goldfish again.

He breathed a sigh of relief when he found that its mouth was finally not pointed at him.

But gradually, the little goldfish turned around again.

Gu Fan was about to ask Bai Xier to move again.

Chen Yi discovered the two people who kept moving away from him.

He looked puzzled: "What are you two doing?"

Gu Fan coughed, glanced at Chen Yi, and then at the little goldfish in the pool.

I found Chen Yi yelling like this.

The little goldfish immediately turned towards Chen Yi.

Gu Fan suddenly felt happy and was about to sacrifice his handsome brother. He shouted: "Handsome brother! Come and see, there seems to be a fish in the rockery?"

"Really? Let me see, let me see!"

Chen Yi moved over excitedly.

"call out!"

A water arrow shot out from the lake and hit Chen Yi in the side of the face.

"Pfft hahaha!"

Gu Fan immediately laughed out loud.

He guessed right!

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose......"

Bai Xier, who had just failed to brainwash herself, couldn't hold back either.

Chen Yi touched his face and became furious in an instant! Get up immediately and start looking for weapons.

"Where's my pipe? Where's my knife!"

ps: This plot is more daily, I don’t know if you will like it or not.

To be honest, the idea of ​​Tingxian in this book is to intersperse songs with daily life. There are not many slap-in-the-face plots and the like. The main purpose is to make everyone feel more relaxed and less violent. But for this kind of long-term daily life, Tingxian doesn’t know that everyone Whether you like it or not.