I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

Chen Yi circled the pool angrily.

But the imagined water pipe was not found at all.

He Qimin looked at Chen Yi who was wandering around like a headless fly in the director's room and started laughing.

He stood up confidently, pointed at Chen Yi on the screen and said with a smile: "This kid still wants to mess with my fish, but he doesn't know that I have already removed the water pipe that fills the pool! Hahahaha!"

He had already predicted the operations of Gu Fan and others!

The water pipes were removed and hidden.

When the pool is out of water, call someone to fill it up every day!

Don't give the handsome guy a chance at all!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Liu Changqing smiled and said: "Old He, you still understand them!"

He didn't invite He Qimin over this time in vain!

He guessed right!

He Qimin can handle the whole job of being "handsome and attractive"!

Perfect!

He Qimin smiled indifferently after receiving the compliment.

joke!

He is the person who has been tormented by [handsome and compelling] for a whole season!

How could there be no way to deal with it!

He can even say it bluntly!

I am the director who knows [handsome and charming] best!

Got it!

...

Chen Yi went around but couldn't find the water pipe.

He immediately sneered, turned around and walked towards home.

"What is he going to do?" Gu Fan asked doubtfully.

"Didn't he say, 'Where's my knife?'? He must be looking for a knife!" Zhou Xu scratched his head a little naively.

"knife?!"

Gu Fan frowned deeply: "Does our show have knives?"

"There must be! How can we cook without a knife? We have to cook by ourselves for our show! By the way, can this little goldfish be eaten? If Brother Chen Yi kills it, can we drink fish soup on the first day? "

"Oh shit!"

Gu Fan immediately stood up and chased Chen Yi while shouting: "Handsome brother! Bear with me for a while!"

This fish is He Qimin’s favorite fish!

It’s worth a million!

You have to pay for it if you get killed!

"Xi'er, aren't you going to chase them?" Zhou Xu asked Bai Xi'er.

Bai Xier shook his head and said, "You go ahead, I won't go."

"Hey, let me go and take a look! Let's eat fish!"

Zhou Xu also went after Chen Yi.

Bai Xi'er was left alone looking at the backs of the three of them.

She felt that Gu Fan could persuade Chen Yi.

What’s so delicious about this little goldfish!

It looks so mean, it definitely doesn’t taste good!

Not as good as your own spicy strips!

"Hey~"

Suddenly the water arrow broke through the water again.

A strand of Bai Xi'er's hair was instantly soaked, and a few drops of pool water splashed onto her face.

With a stiff neck, Bai Xier turned her head and looked towards the pool.

I happened to see the little goldfish rolling happily in the pool, spitting bubbles, and seemed to be smiling.

Full of irony!

Bai Xi'er gritted her teeth and glared at the little goldfish.

Expressionlessly, he turned around and rushed towards home.

Compared to the previous three.

Her murderous aura soars into the sky!

The sky seems to be a lot darker because of this!

She just washed her hair this morning!

Ahhhhh!

Today, she had to eat the little goldfish no matter how unpalatable it was!

The audience in the live broadcast room were shocked as they watched the [handsome and cute group] leave one by one.

"Damn it! They are not really going to kill the fish with a knife!"

"Fish: Danger Danger!"

"Holy crap, I feel like Bai Xi'er really wants to kill this fish!"

"This fish is too owed! You said you just offended Chen Yi! Are you going to offend Bai Xi'er again?"

"Xier's silence is deafening!"

"Zhou Xu is so stupid! He really wants to eat this fish! This fish costs a million!"

"Don't tell me, the way Xi'er gnashes her teeth looks good! Hehe!"

"Fish: Good-looking? You?"

...

Someone broke the sound in the director's room!

"Huh? Damn? He wants a knife!"

He Qimin pointed at the live broadcast screen in stunned silence.

In an instant, he saw the little goldfish spitting a water arrow onto Bai Xi'er.

A cold breath instantly enveloped He Qimin's body!

He could feel Bai Xier's murderous intent through the screen!

The tea cup in He Qimin's hand fell to the ground with a bang.

Tea spilled all over the floor!

"I'm crazy, I'm fish!"

He Qimin turned around and left.

It’s getting imminent!

The moment the director's room door opened, he rushed out.

A man in his fifties or sixties can run faster than a rabbit!

Liu Changqing's hand that wanted to stop He Qimin was hanging in the air.

In fact, he really wanted to say that the director's room was at least one kilometer away from the program recording location, so it was probably too late.

It's not as fast as him directing the on-site staff through the intercom!

Two seconds later.

Liu Changqing's eager voice was heard in the headphones of all the program staff!

"Every staff member except the photographer who is near the house! Immediately! Go to Room 3 to stop the [handsome and handsome group]. Why are you trying to kill me!"

Liu Changqing takes back what he said!

Even He Qimin can't handle this handsome and handsome job!

...

"So handsome!"

Gu Fan chased him home.

But no one was found in the kitchen on the first floor.

"Where are the people?"

At this time, a bolt of lightning struck Gu Fan's mind!

Damn it!

Shuaishuai must have brought a knife in the suitcase, right?

Gu Fan immediately ran toward the second floor "dong dong dong", came to the door of Chen Yi's room, and pushed open Chen Yi's door.

"Handsome brother, don't take the knife! That fish is very expensive!"

"Huh? When am I going to get a knife?"

Chen Yi looked at Gu Fan with flip-flops in his hand.

The air suddenly became quiet.

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Gu Fan coughed and said a little embarrassedly.

"Huh? Are you going to chop the fish with a knife?"

"Pfft? I use a knife to chop fish? Am I such a violent person? Brother Handsome! I found out, your brain circuit is so weird!" Chen Yi laughed at Gu Fan while putting on flip-flops.

Gu Fan always felt that these words seemed familiar.

He seemed to have just told Bai Xi'er.

That’s not right either!

There can be no problem with his brain circuit!

You must have been misled by Zhou Xu just now!

When Gu Fan saw Chen Yi's flip-flops and thought of the pool, he immediately understood what Chen Yi wanted to do.

"Hey! I'm going to change my slippers too."

Gu Fan quickly turned around and went downstairs to change into slippers.

Chen Yi happily stood at the door of Gu Fan's room wearing slippers and waiting for Gu Fan.

Zhou Xu walked to the door at this time and looked at Chen Yi wearing slippers. Gu Fan was changing slippers and wondered: "What are you doing?"

"Change your shoes because I'm afraid the blood will splatter on my shoes when I kill the fish."

Gu Fan has a habit of fooling Zhou Xu with smooth jokes.

But he forgot that Zhou Xu was a fool!

He doesn’t believe anything he says!

In less than two seconds, Zhou Xu stood at the door of Gu Fan wearing slippers and holding a kitchen knife. He bared his teeth in excitement and said, "Let's go! I'm ready!"

"..."

This moment shocked both Gu Fan and Chen Yi.

The two people stood there blankly, their mouths wide open, looking at Zhou Xu in disbelief.

Zhou Xu scratched his head obediently: "Let's go, aren't we going to kill the fish?"

Gu Fan and Chen Yi turned to look at each other mechanically.

At the same time, I saw the shock in the other person’s eyes!

This is the first time that these two big liars have seen such a single and stupid child!