I Heard A Hallucination After A Breakup, And The Whole Internet Felt Sorry For Me

Gu Fan pursed his lips, walked to Zhou Xu, carefully took the kitchen knife from his hand and said, "Our director just changed his mind and won't kill the fish."

"Is that so?"

Zhou Xu looked disappointed: "Then what else can we do if we change into slippers?"

He thought he could have fish soup tonight!

Gu Fan shook his head helplessly and ran to the kitchen to put the kitchen knife.

The person who deceived Zhou Xu was replaced by Chen Yi.

Chen Yi held Zhou Xu's shoulders and said with a smile: "Although we won't kill this fish! But we can catch it and slap its mouth!"

As he spoke, Chen Yi simulated holding the fish with one hand and slapping the fish's mouth with the other.

"Slap it in the mouth?"

Zhou Xu didn't feel that it was interesting at first.

But after seeing Chen Yi's movements, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said excitedly: "Is it really possible?"

"That's for sure! I'll let you take the lead later!" Chen Yi blurted out the words.

"okay!"

Zhou Xu's head nodded rapidly like a pile driver.

It can be seen that he is very happy to be able to take the lead.

At this time, the photographer had followed Bai Xier to the door.

"I don't know if Gu Fan can stop Chen Yi!"

"It's been so long and you haven't come out yet! Chen Yi is probably very angry!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, just forget about Yi Shuaishuai, there is another Bai Xi'er, Xiao Yu'er is really miserable this time!"

"..."

The audience is still discussing whether Gu Fan stopped Chen Yi.

Three legs stepped out of the door at the same time.

Very soon! Very soon!

Three men wearing T-shirt shorts and slippers appeared in front of everyone.

Chen Yi also put the index finger and thumb of his right hand under his chin in an "eight" shape very clumsily.

Full of middle school feeling.

Most of the anger in Bai Xi'er's heart was immediately released, and she almost couldn't help but laugh.

The looks of these three people are so ridiculous!

So annoying!

Makes her laugh every time!

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw that they had no knives in their hands, they immediately started talking.

"Um... where's the knife?"

"Three drag kids? They don't want to jump into the water to catch fish, do they?"

"It looks like three losers! Hahahaha!"

"A little disappointed! Yi Shuaishuai didn't hold a knife!"

"It's okay! We still have Xi'er!"

"Doesn't anyone feel sorry for the fish?"

...

Gu Fan saw Bai Xi'er standing at the door with an expressionless face. He imitated Chen Yi's hometown accent and said in surprise: "Xi'er, you also want to change your child?"

Bai Xi'er didn't speak, just walked to the kitchen silently and took the kitchen knife!

"Oh shit!"

Gu Fan and the other three were immediately startled by Xi'er!

Chen Yi didn't take a knife! Why is this aunt holding a knife?

When did this fish offend Bai Xi'er?

Gu Fan and Chen Yi looked at each other.

Both of them discovered a strand of wet hair on Bai Xi'er's head.

All right!

The little goldfish really offended Bai Xier!

This is really life-threatening!

Bai Xier walked to the door with a kitchen knife.

Gu Fan quickly blocked Bai Xier.

Money tactics were used!

"Farewell, stream! There are over a million fish!"

"I can afford it!"

Bai Xier hummed softly, super proud.

Money tactics failed!

All right!

Xi'er is a little rich woman!

Change tactics! Chen Yi spoke.

"Yes, yes! Don't be angry, we will help you vent your anger!"

As he spoke, Chen Yi pointed to his shoes and said, "Let's just go down and give it a few big pussy fights!"

"Um......"

When it comes to big fights.

Bai Xier suddenly felt that it would be good to use a big cock fight to dissipate the last bit of anger in her heart! He nodded reluctantly.

"Fine!"

The audience in the live broadcast room was speechless.

"Giving the fish a big fight? You can't imagine that!"

"One million dollars can't stop Xi'er! Little rich woman! Xi'er, look at me!"

"Don't think about it upstairs, Xi'er said she won't fall in love with her fans!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Xi'er really agreed? Huh?"

"I'll tell you what! She's not a lady! Who's a lady who wants to fight with a few fish?"

"..."

Bai Xier's image in the eyes of new fans has also collapsed!

She was about to turn around and put down the knife.

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed an acquaintance running towards him in a hurry.

Bai Xier immediately winked at Gu Fan and Chen Yi.

The two of them turned around to look.

Ouch!

He Qimin is here!

This is not possible!

How can they bully the fish when he comes?

The three of them exchanged glances instantly.

Encrypted call successful!

Gu Fan immediately held Bai Xi'er's wrist gently with one hand, and while pretending to take Bai Xi'er's knife away, he deliberately shouted loudly: "No, Xi'er! Don't kill the little goldfish! That was directed by He Qimin My favorite!"

"Get out of the way! Auntie, I have to kill it today!"

Bai Xier also acted very well, and her voice was surprisingly angry.

Chen Yi made a trumpet shape with his hands and shouted at He Qimin: "Director He, come quickly! If you don't come, your fish will not be saved! We will not be able to stop Xi'er!"

Zhou Xu, who was standing by, was stunned by the series of silky operations performed by the three of them!

Isn't Bai Xi'er ready to put down the knife?

Why is this deadlock happening again?

Zhou Xu doubted his eyes!

Could it be that Bai Xier's compromising look just now was a hallucination?

Zhou Xu, who couldn't figure it out for the moment, didn't bother to think about it. He didn't like to use his brain, so he just shouted like Chen Yi.

"Director He, hurry up!"

"No! Auntie, please be merciful!"

He Qimin heard everyone shouting and thought Bai Xier had caught the fish.

More eager!

Even though he is sweating profusely now, the speed of his feet is still increasing!

The viewers in the live broadcast room were no more confused than Zhou Xu.

Gu Fan and others acted too realistically.

It makes them lose their confidence.

"This...isn't this right? Didn't Xi'er already agree?"

"What's going on?"

"Huh? Why did it start again all of a sudden?"

"Did you see the look in Xi'er's eyes and the look in Gu Fan and Chen Yi's eyes just now! What the fuck? Encrypted call?"

"Are they acting!?"

"Damn it! If this was really acting, it would be awesome! That's all for an Oscar winner!"

"Oh my god, I fell into the scene in one second! This acting skill is beyond comparison with other new generation actors!"

"..."

Director's room.

Liu Changqing watched in stunned silence as He Qimin's figure entered the live broadcast screen.

A whole kilometer!

He Qimin only ran for more than three minutes and nearly four minutes? He Qimin arrived before the staff he arranged had arrived?

Forget it if you are a young person!

The key is that He Qimin is fifty-five years old! One hundred and sixty pounds!

Awesome!

For the first time, Liu Changqing experienced He Qimin's love for Xiaoyu so clearly!

Mudd!

I really need to protect this fish from now on!

Keep an eye on the handsome guy!

Otherwise, He Qimin's words of fighting him will definitely come true!

...

In the live broadcast.

He Qimin, who had just arrived at the scene, had blurry eyes and could not see the scene clearly, and immediately shouted breathlessly.

"Xi'er! As long as you don't kill it! You can do whatever you want to it!!!"

"really?!"

"really!"

"Okay!"

[Handsome and handsome combination] A group of four people immediately put away their knives and rushed out, disappearing in front of He Qimin's eyes in an instant.

Today they not only want to give the fish a few fights!

You have to slap it with confidence!

This is what its owner said!

Anything is fine!