I Heard You Are an Alien

My favorite people are mom and dad and 舅舅 —in no particular order.

My dad is a jelly star (this is what my mother told me secretly). He is handsome and very good-tempered and especially hurts me, but even this perfect dad also has a shortcoming that cannot be seen directly, that is— —He is particularly shy!

It is said that the day I first hatched, he was overexcited and fainted into his mother's arms on the spot, turning into a large pool of blue liquid. After that, my mother was holding me in one hand and carrying him home.

I'm quite convinced by this, because this is what my second favorite grandparents (ranking is also in no particular order) told me. Whenever it comes to this, my age (calculated according to the earth method) is still beautiful. Ruhua's grandmother always said with heartfelt emotion: "It's great that your father can marry a wife. It's so great that your father can have you. I thought he was destined to be alone!"

Every time my mother hears this, she always sweats.

And dad is always embarrassed.

But even so, I really like Dad. In particular, he did not infect me with this strange constitution. Although he can also become a little jelly star (mom's evaluation), my control ability in this respect seems to be better than that of the father who is "indifferent" (grandma) Much more, no worries at all. Secretly, my father seems to be envious of me.

My mother is an earth person. Although she seems a little different from the average earth person, she insists that she is "pure blood" and she is full-fledged.

Because of her, I have lived on the earth for a long time since I was a child. It can be said to be my first hometown. Although it has a low level of civilization, I love it very much. Moreover, grandparents also admit that although the earth seems inconspicuous, there are indeed quite a few strange things on it. For example, in theory, father's genes should be better than mothers, but I look very similar to mothers.

But none of us cares about that.

My mother has a good temper, and her biggest hobby is probably to open her flower shop. Unfortunately, there are not many businesses throughout the year. Whenever she mentioned this matter, she always shed tears of sadness, how could she not understand why it was!

So when Uncle Liang Chen, Uncle Xue Ye, Uncle Shi, Uncle Zhao and other uncles came here, they would buy some flowers. Uncle Lu Kong also wanted to buy them, but unfortunately ... he always had no money and did n’t know why So miserable. But when he first met me, his eyes were very strange. While saying "too much like", he muttered a few words while touching his chin, "If you have married me if you haven't married after many years, be careful of your daughter on the road to school "Incomprehensible words ..." I told them, and, um, there was no more.

My 舅舅 is amazing!

Don't look at him as the most ordinary earth person, but everyone is afraid of him!

Many people are very puzzled about this.

But when I overheard Jarrett ’s clothes and Aunt Tang ’s words, I heard them say that “What a rare denial constitution” is, “Everything denied by his subconscious will be absolutely suppressed by him.” I do n’t quite understand, anyway ...... He's very good.

I also hurt me very much. I spent half of my life with the earth. Probably because I looked like my mother when I was a kid, he was shocked when he first met me. The relationship between him and his mother is really good. Now, from time to time, they show me the old photos for me. After reading them, I think I was probably the "idiot" that Uncle Lu Kong said. I told him about it. Then, uh, there is no more.

He probably is because he is a "idiot". He always sees his father unpleasantly and especially likes to bully him. However, a good-tempered father never resists, on the one hand naturally because of his good temper, and on the other hand probably because his mother always compensates him afterwards. So I think Dad probably looks forward to being bullied.

This is the general situation of my home, looks pretty good, right?

But ...

I still have a small problem.

That is……

my name.

Yi Ran ... what a ghost!

Flammable and explosive, dry and careful fire is my portrayal!

Look at the "Liuliu" and "Rong Rong" at home to know that parents are really not good at naming!

According to the tradition of Sultana Star, a child can have two names, which are named by both parents. Of course, if the husband and wife have reached a consensus, they can have only one name, such as Dad.

Yi Ran is the name my mother gave me, and my father named me Celtic.

名字 The name ...

In the words of Sister Time, "Change" Er "to" Million ", you can write" Don Quixote "directly!" In the words of Sister Manmour, "Add" Stan "behind, you can Posing as a country! "It's so annoying to have two poisonous tongues together! TAT

So I still like soup soup.

Tang Tang is the son of Aunt Tang and Uncle Jarrett. He is the same age as me, because he is a boy, so he suffered a bitterly ... This is specifically reflected in-his name was taken by Aunt Tang, called ... package.

Since he was sensible, he was quite dissatisfied with the name and repeatedly requested to change his name. After careful consideration, Aunt Tang changed it to something called "Thomson Jackson", which she used to say "perfectly embed a word in your parents' name, how about it, nice!", Tang Tang ... Tang Tang never acknowledged his own name.

I was probably because he had suffered such a blow, and he always looked expressionless. In the words of Time Sister, it was "like a moving iceberg." Aunt Tang said that it resembled her. When she was young, she could only maintain facial paralysis for a period of time because of an accident, and then recovered. I looked at her smiley face and always felt that it was not very true.

Although Tang Tang doesn't like to talk and has no expression, I know that he is actually very gentle and good to people, but he will only know when he gets closer. When I am sad because of some things, he always touches my head to comfort me, and he reads books to me. At this time, I feel that he is a bit like a dad and a bit shy, but he is not the same as them. The books he reads are always a bit difficult to understand. According to him, it is a magic book borrowed from his father, but when he reads, his expression was very good. Looking at it, I listened.

Although there are a lot of brothers and sisters in each aunt ’s house, my favorite is still Tangtang. This is probably because when I first saw them, I accidentally fell, and the first person who came up to support me was him. Right.

In Aunt Tang's words, "This is called fate, no sooner or later, it just happens to be him!" Then she proposed that I should be his wife-in-law. I told him about it, and asked him if he could, and then, um, no more.

Since then, 舅舅 seems to hate Tang Tang a little, sometimes it prevents me from going to him to play, which is a bit annoying.

However, just as Mom said, it is precisely because of the waves that those beautiful things in life make people particularly happy.

So, I can say proudly-I am very happy.