I Heard You Are an Alien

The homophonic name of Shi Shi Jingle is "Jingle", and he has been working so hard, never slacking.

有人 Some people may find it strange, why does happiness need to work hard?

Yeah, why?

At first, he didn't need to work hard when he was happy. How many years ago did he come? Hmm ... before eight years old?

I was born in the family of Xiuzhen. Since I was a child, I have not only lived without food and clothing, but also lived in the eyes of many people with envy and jealousy.

Maybe when you are happy, you do not take it easy. You accidentally overdo it, and then it is a proper tragedy.

At the age of eight, a serious father in front of his family broke the legendary "sex scandal". Yes, he found Xiaosan outside and another son. By the way, his name is Shi Jingyou. The homonym is ... … "Steady"? This is not a good sign. If you accidentally overdo it, it must be a tragedy.

The matter was discovered by her mother. Although she was always careless, it was about her husband and she awakened a rare detective talent. Although this awakening may seem a little late, at least it ’s better than other children ’s children who can make soy sauce, right?

After I was discovered, my father didn't seem to care. In his heart, his mother carelessly, sometimes not even like a woman, apparently won't be sad for such a long time. And because of this, he fell in love with another submissive woman within a few years of marriage.

His idea was not wrong. In fact, many people thought it at the time, including his mother's family.

Everyone thinks that after a while, she will stop completely, and then she won't be bothered by the mother and son who can't reach the table. Anyway, she has a son, and the son is still the orthodox heir of the Shi family, so what to worry about.

But Shi Jingle knows that everyone sees her mother wrong. She wants more than all of them ...

He clearly remembers that mother walked to his bed in the middle of the night and awakened him gently, hugging him and whispering, "Xiao Le, do you like mom?"

Shi Shi Jingle felt that he nodded, and then said, "Well, I like it."

Then, the mother bloomed an extremely gorgeous smile and kissed his forehead: "Even if you don't see it later, you must remember your mother."

I thought afterwards, at that time my mother should have come to make a final farewell with him, but at that time he was too young to realize it. And even if he realized, what could he do?

Since then, he has never seen her again, and Zhao Mingqi also sneaked up to remind him that it is better not to mention her if it is okay, otherwise there may be serious consequences.

A few months later, he learned something from the whispers of others.

My mother killed the woman and fled overseas.

After a while, she mailed a huge wedding photo again, and she smiled happily in the photo.

Because her father betrayed her, she also betrayed her father after revenge.

It's that simple.

Of course, she was also very decisive in doing things. She did not hurt her father or the child with the blood of the Shi family. She did not take away the family of the Shi family. She only killed the woman who seemed insignificant. A thick stroke was painted on his father's head.

Extremely Beautiful.

If nothing else, my father could not wash the color on his head in this life. The original thing was that he had made mistakes before, and she fled far away. Naturally, it was impossible for someone in the Shi family to go to her. The only person who hated her was the one who gritted her teeth, but Shi Jingyou, unfortunately, he did everything at that time. No.

After the incident, his father wanted to pick up Shi Jing's infamous home, but met with opposition from many people. In the end, he finally got what he wanted at a price. Probably because of the difficult process, he loved it so much.

However, Shi Jingle's relationship with his father, which was not so good, was even more alienated.

He thought that the old guy was probably guilty and disgusted with him. When he saw him, he would think of his mother, and even more of the tragedy caused by his mistake, so he would not like to see it at all.

As long as Ji Shi Jingle thinks about her mother, she will feel that this creature is really terrible.

She used to fall in love with her father at first sight. After a long time, she finally got her wish. Who dare to say that love is not sincere? But once betrayed, who can actually do such a thing, who dares to say that hate is not strong?

Maybe other people don't know, but he knows very well that the mother is not afraid to take him, but is unwilling at all, because he has half of his father's blood in his body. As long as he sees him, he will probably think of his father. As long as he is still left, he will always be the orthodox heir of the Shi family, and will always be placed on the child born of that woman forever and forever, and will make the man who betrayed him sulking day and night.

"Dare to love and hate this point, scary?" He once asked Zhao Mingqi.

The latter did not speak, but just patted his shoulder silently.

Yan Shijingle knows that this friend who grew up together is comforting him, although he doesn't really need it.

So, women, it's really scary.

Although she is his mother, he still can't say that her extreme behavior is correct, and he is not willing to talk to Shi Jing quietly as she thinks, so he simply leaves.

After wandering around for a while, he settled in the current city.

Soon after, Zhao Mingqi also came "for work's sake", and the two little friends who grew up together grew up living together.

Shi Shijingle knows that the behavior of the little friends was more or less appreciated by the two masters, but still grateful. After all, not all buddies in the world will be nanny for you, right?

He also knows that this little friend who is obviously a male but very good at cooking has always wanted him to inherit the family business. But ... wait a minute, although he should eventually go back, but there is no such plan at present.

此时 At this moment, he met someone, a little ... no, quite amazing.

On the Internet, the codeword was originally just whim, Shi Jingle didn't even think that he was talented in this area, so he wrote for three days and fished for two days, and the readers were so gathered, originally added because of boredom. The readership has also grown from three or two kittens to several thousand people and is likely to continue to expand.

Then he appeared.

Like a character in mythology, this guy comes with a lightning aperture, which shocks everyone. But after real contact, I found that a person whose name is so cool is actually quite shy.

Actually, he discovered early on that this "Long Xiaotian" was a woman. Although the guy in formaldehyde said that the identity card signed by "he" is male, it is not difficult to borrow an identity card this year, and it can hardly prove anything. However, in order to conceal his identity, he actually claimed to be in Russia. Maybe she didn't notice it herself. In the ordinary conversation, she would reveal something if she was not careful.

She is really bad at lying.

Formaldehyde, the old and sly guy, probably already saw it, but just didn't say it, so the boss who loved tide went to Russia at that time, and he smiled so happily.

Alas, no one believed that she was really in Russia at first.

And she later said that she had moved for the sake of lying ... her former house had become a public toilet? Who would believe such a lie?

The name is fake, the gender is fake, the address is fake, and even the ID card is fake.

虽然 Although the above information actually exists in the database, if you ask people to search for pictures, you will find nothing.

However, Shi Jingle can understand why she wants to hide her identity, and the "technology" she has demonstrated is enough to be coveted by others. However, as time goes by, he occasionally thinks, if it seems good to meet such a person in reality, there are many times, he wants to say, "How about our face?" But I also want to know, I get The result must be negative, maybe it will also affect the good atmosphere itself.

Time is passing by like this. The idea of ​​wanting to know this person is even stronger. Shi Jingle thought that if you go back to inherit the family business, relying on the influence of the family, should it be okay to protect such an individual?

Well ... find a chance to talk about it?

He didn't tell anyone about this idea, and went out to "buy medicine" with Zhao Mingqi as usual.

I was just a little friend, and at a glance I saw that he was different from usual, and asked in confusion: "What wind do you draw? So excited."

"Who knows?" He smiled and refused to tell the truth.

They went to a certain flower shop to buy medicine, the flower shop, medicine, and the two words that didn't match, but they just matched up. It really needs more pit fathers. The female owner of the flower shop did not work as a business when her business was very bad, and opened a second business, that is, selling medicines, but many people were happy to join them.

When I was gone, the female boss was just absent. Her fiance's fiance was busy pouring water and said, "Please wait, Xiaoti will come out right away."

They are said to be getting married soon.

Jie Shijingle walked around the flower shop, and his eyes fell on the computer, with an unintentional glance ...

The truth is clear.

Hey, is that so?

So this is ah.

I searched for an answer I haven't gotten for so long, and finally got an answer at this moment. But for a moment he felt that it was better not to get it.

However, the real reality is obviously inescapable.

The concubine's boss came out quickly, and his expression was no different from when he came. Only the little friends who grew up looked at him strangely.

After buying the medicine, Shi Jingle reached out her hand and pointed to the side shelf: "Is it difficult to keep those flowers?"

"It's not difficult to raise."

"It's all wrapped up for me."

"Ah?" The young female boss froze, showing an extremely surprised expression, "You, do you want to buy flowers?"

"Yes." He laughed, "Sell it?"

"Sell!"

She began to pack with enthusiasm, and packed hard-shell carton boxes with pots that were supposedly succulent, and stacked them. One big plastic bag ... two big plastic bags ... three big plastic bags ... She wiped her sweat and asked, "Are you sure you really want so much?"

He still laughs: "Sell it?"

"……Sell!"

So he paid and left with the flowers in four big plastic bags.

On the way back, Zhao Mingqi endured and tolerated, and asked him, "What happened?"

"what?"

"Pretend to be stupid, what's the matter with you?" After thinking about it for a moment, he asked half-jokingly, "Isn't it broken?"

"Yes." Shi Jingle replied in one sip.

"..."

"I'm not born, I'm born, I'm old ~"

"roll roll roll!!!"

The little friend instantly didn't believe it.

I have since then, Shi Jingle has a new hobby-raising flowers.

At sunrise, he was wearing a pajama with a cigarette in his mouth, holding a watering can, squinting and staring at the rising sun, looking down at the plant that had not been tossed by him, smiling slightly.

As she said, these flowers are not difficult to raise at all.

Alas, he hummed again.

Shi Jingle, of course, do you want to play hard?

"I heard that you are an alien / It seems you are an alien"