I Heard You Are an Alien

Time seems to be still at this moment.

In contrast, hearing seemed to be so terribly sensitive in an instant, that even the sound of heartbeat was so scary that it seemed to be slamming into his ears.

"咚!"

"咚咚!"

Uh ...

The two messy voices are mixed together, but it makes people feel harmonious and abnormal for no reason.

It seems like a long time passed, but maybe it was only a short while.

The touch on the forehead disappeared.

Cecil slowly moved away from the face without distance, and a few strands of blue hair shimmering with fluorescent light rubbed her cheeks. Yi Ti felt a little itchy, and later realized that her face was hot .

At this moment, Yi Ti's heart felt a kind of feeling similar to "what if she was lost", but she quickly let out this inexplicable emotion, subconsciously reached out and touched her forehead, opened her mouth, but didn't know What to say.

Alas, or maybe at this time nothing should be said.

Because her mood was messy, her eyes were complicated for a moment.

Then, under the gaze of this complex gaze, the "initiator" actually slipped down from the sofa, squatted down, and desperately pulled the sofa gap, as if trying to get himself into it. After failing, he silently stretched out his hands and hugged his head, and hid himself by "covering his ears and stealing the bell".

Yi Yi Ti: "..."

Is the mood just gone?

I have to say that this guy is really a natural atmosphere breaking expert.

Moreover, it was him who made this embarrassing man, so why is he the one who shyly answers?

As if she did something bad.

unhappy!

Defeat ‧ Open ‧ Heart!

More importantly, she does n’t have ‧money‧buy‧bags‧bags now!

She drew a corner of her mouth, put down her hand touching her forehead, and forgot about the tactile sensation as much as possible, grabbed his hair, and pulled it softly: "What are you shy about? It's all your fault Right? "She should be the shy one, right? Suddenly attacked or something ...

Regardless of how they were pulled, Cecil was unwilling to lift her head, and said for a long time, "It is the fault of the earth's customs."

Yi Yi Ti: "..." He is not happy without a **** day, right? So, "What does this have to do with the customs of the earth?"

"Little Ti, you need the most sincere way of comfort ..."

"and so?"

"I found the kiss."

"……"Hey!

Here, Yi Ti finally understands it, is that what happened? But at the same time feel helpless--

"Did you forget when searching for information, I am a heavenly person." Fuer, "This comfort method is completely unsuitable for us, of course, except for those who are particularly close." Between husband and wife, lovers It ’s more common between loved ones ... the way people express their affection in Tianchao is generally introverted, especially parents and children. Not to mention this enthusiastic way, even if you hug under normal circumstances, you ca n’t. Of course, except for the special type of brother!

At the same time, an alien was also severely hit by Yi Ti's words.

Because the first time he collected the Earth ’s information, he was almost overwhelmed by the information stream containing a lot of garbage. He did n’t rush to receive all of them, and always searched when he used them. ?!), But this time seems to be more serious than before.

I actually made that kind of rudeness to the Xiaochao Tianchao who was relatively conservative in etiquette, and I would definitely be disgusted.

I was hated ...

I'm going to be hated ...

Definitely to be hated ...

Yi Yiti stared at Cecil, who was almost petrified and completely pale, and he felt even more speechless. He didn't have to show that desperate expression?

搜索 Apologizing search ...

The most sincere way to apologize.

A word popped out of Cecil's confused mind--cutting his belly.

Before he had time to understand what it meant, he hurriedly and carefully asked, "Little Ti, if I cut my belly, would you forgive me?"

"... Are you threatening me?"

"..." QAQ

Yi Ti stretched out her hands and drew someone with a large sunset face from her arms, because she was as powerful as a cow and he was as light as a bird. at this point. She sighed and held his face to face her and said, "This time it's okay for you who don't understand common sense. In the future, don't do this kind of thing to others, especially women. Alas. I won't help you then. "

The young eyes who realized the feeling of "forgiveness" in her words lighted up, like a shining galaxy. He nodded solemnly and replied, "I only do it to Xiao Ti."

喂 "Hello!" Did this guy take any lessons?

"I mean ..." Cecil, who knew that something was wrong, carefully looked at Yi Ti's face and explained, "I just want to do it to Xiao Ti, because you are my best friend, but I I want to be closer to you. "Unlike him, Xiaoti has a lot of friends on the earth. He knows that it is incorrect to be frustrated with this kind of thing, but occasionally he is upset about it.

He wants to be her best friend, a friend who is different from others.

But somehow, he couldn't say this directly, because he thought it might cause her trouble.

He didn't want her to be troubled by herself, even a little.

Yi Yi Ti: "..." Sometimes she really felt that this guy might be a fine point, and she was very shy for a while, and she was able to say such candid and unbearable words without shame.

But she is also very clear that this guy may not even know the meaning of what he said, or say, but it ’s probably a good thing to not know anything, so you do n’t have to think about it, just leave the trouble to others, Like her.

With this kind of unbalanced mentality, she directly held his cheeks with both hands, and pulled back and forth with resentment.

此时 At this moment, her cell phone rang.

Ji Yiti reluctantly released her hand. After receiving the call, she jumped off the sofa and ran outside—the clothes arrived. After checking and paying for the receipt, she secretly rejoiced—fortunately, she still had the cash she had taken, otherwise she would really lose her adult. But then again, she had already run out of food, and now she has been slaughtered again. She is really going to die!

Thanks to this, her previous embarrassment was directly forgotten, she walked back to the washing machine, cut off the tag of the new clothes, and washed it up. Because it was not too early, Yi Ti still chose to dry her clothes.

I was busy, Cecil ran over with her cell phone and said, "Little Ti, your cell phone is ringing."

"Ring again? Show me." After selecting the option, Yi Ti pressed "Start", wiped her hands and took the call, and unexpectedly found out that her colleague had called in the past.

five minutes later.

Yi Yiti hung up her phone and showed the expression "I spit three liters of blood".

"Little Tie!" Cecil nervously followed "the way the heavens detect disease" and stretched out her hand and touched her forehead, "Are you all right?"

Yi Ti grabbed his hand and pulled it off: "It's okay to be okay ... Also, Cecil, if I really vomit blood someday, please call the ambulance directly. Touching it will not save me. . "

"..." nodded and nodded, write it down.

She said how the other party suddenly called, it turned out to be married, and asked her to join. Attending a wedding means-red envelopes! !! !! This can be said that the house leak happens to be rainy night and her whole body is not good.

But then it turns out that God is fair.

This "fact" happened in the early morning of the next day.

After a night of painful thinking, she felt it was impossible to run a flower shop ... But reminded by the little angel of Cecil, she found that she still has one advantage to use, that is, selling medicine!

The aura liquid she configured for strange use seems to be quite precious? Then it should be fine to exchange money. And this can be regarded as self-reliance and earn money by its own ability.

With this excitement of "I'm about to become a drug dealer", Yi Ti, who didn't sleep much last night, refined many bottles of aura, which directly caused her to be very hungry after the morning sickness. Tragically, as soon as she opened the refrigerator, she found that she had run out of food again, and turned it in her bag. It was very good, and there were seventy-five yuan and eighty-eight cents left. It would be enough to have breakfast.

She couldn't help but think of all kinds of "chicken soup" she had read in magazines before, and vaguely remembered that before everyone won the lottery prize, there seemed to be only the last dime left in her pocket. Zhu Yu is in front. She seriously wants to buy a lottery ticket?

While thinking seriously, she opened the small door on the shutter door.

"boom!"

Something fell on her feet.

Yi Yi Ti: "..."

She was frightened, and she took a step back subconsciously, then quickly squatted down and asked, "Hey, are you okay?" Because she had discovered that this was a person.

The man lying sideways on the ground with his back to him shook up and raised a hand, making a moan as if from hell: "I ... hungry ..."

How does Yi Yi feel so familiar? She looked at each other carefully and said incredibly, "Lu Kong?" How did he become like this? Encountered a terrible and fierce alien?

"..." The other person turned back violently. After seeing her face clearly, she showed the expression that was moved to the extreme. She rolled over and hugged her thigh, crying and weeping, "Yi Ti, yes, this is it Your home! I finally found you !!! "

Yi Yi Ti: "..." After a moment of silence, she asked, "Have you been here before?" How to say such strange words.

"I'm not good at remembering the way."

"……"Hey! How much is not good at making this happen?

"How did you come here?"

"By feeling!"

"... you feel pretty accurate."

"Not at all!" It's okay not to mention, and mentioning Lu Kong is even more sad, "I have been wandering in this city for more than ten days before I finally found your home again!"

Sui Yiti suddenly felt that God was really fair in terms of life.

Although she didn't make her rich, at least it made her meet a worse one than her.