I Heard You Are an Alien

For the encounter with Lu Kong, Yi Ti said she was stunned: "... Aren't you going home?" How could you wander in the city?

别 "Don't mention it, because there are more than seven dollars, no tickets can be bought. I originally wanted to take Ajan here to get a ticket and go back, who knows ..."

"You're lost?" She didn't think she was really surprised at such a thing.

"How could I be lost with Ajan," the young man reluctantly got up, wiped his face, and those were the tears of a man's heart, "Its nose works."

He said that, Yi Ti remembered what she seemed to have forgotten: "Yes, what about Ajan?"

"I have something over there, and I called it back temporarily with a contract law formation. I thought it was very convenient at the time, and I could tell the old thing directly through it. But I didn't expect it," he said more and more sad, "it Yellow Crane is gone forever! It won't be to completely forget about me. "TAT

"Shouldn't ..." Yi Ti suddenly felt like he should comfort this guy, "Maybe something?"

"I hope so," Lu Kong wiped his face again, and continued to say bitterly, "After that, I want to return to your house temporarily and stay nearby, but ... you understand."

"..." Yes, she fully understands it, but "you are not too ..." She looked at each other carefully. Compared to the last time he met, his current appearance is really a tragedy-messy hair and eyesless God, both cheeks were slightly sunk in, and the gray robe on his body became a normal sportswear, but it looked crumpled and a little dirty. Once upon a time, the Sunshine Youth became like this ... She coughed softly, "Make it like this?" It was too miserable anyway.

Lu Kong covered his face, it seemed that the whole person was not good: "Because I haven't found any job for so many days, I face a workplace crisis when I move bricks. I have to compete with several people ... Can you imagine it? These days What a life ... ”TAT

"..." This is really miserable.

"Retribution! It's all retribution!" If Lu Kong Fang was turned on, he would continue to spit out, "Do you know? After entering into a contract with a different kind, you need to pay some price when calling. For example, with us Different types of contracts entered into by the family. Immediate relatives in the family can call them after the ceremony, but each call requires a certain amount of blood. I used to think this was too wasteful, so I found a way to avoid it in the ancient books at home. , Quietly used during the ceremony. "

"Failed?"

"No, it succeeded, or in other words, half succeeded." Lu Kong sighed. "From then on, I didn't need to pay a price to summon Ajan, but then I realized that it was because I had given everything in one go. cost."

"What do you mean?"

"Since then, my luck has become rather bad."

"……"this is okay too?

"Don't believe it." Lu Kong Xiansen appeared and said, "How do we used to be classmates, do you remember any rumors about me?"

"Rumor?"

咳 "Cough, that's the super invincible lucky guy."

"Speaking like this," Yi Ti thought hard for a moment, and then quickly thought, "Is that winning the prize real?"

Lu Kong nodded: "Yes, the lucky man who bought a lottery ticket on the way to school, and won 100,000 yuan, is just down." Recalling his past memories undoubtedly made him proud, "In fact, except that In addition, I have won several awards one after another, and the total prize money is almost one million. "

Ji Yiti twitched the corners of her eyes and always felt that this guy was suspected of pulling hatred. With a touch of jealousy, she groaned not too kindly, "That is over."

"..." The youth burst into tears instantly, "Yes, that's all over!"

So it ’s really necessary to be smart!

Although saying "luck" is illusory, it is true that Lu Kong has begun to run away with bad luck after using ancient methods, so that his family was shocked. After learning the truth of this matter, the father of the Lu family first gave him a fat meal and closed it for three months. Then, he destroyed the book that he had not paid much attention to before, in case someone Embark on the same path as him.

According to his elders, Lu Kong ’s previous luck was actually very good, because if the method recorded in the ancient books was really “paying the price in one go”, then the emotions and life span would be lost without knowing It's not impossible, but he just lost that, it was really the last manifestation of good luck. Of course, because Lu Kong couldn't say anything about the situation at the time, no one knows whether he lost good luck forever or just for a period of time, all in all-he is just doing everything now An unlucky guy who can go wrong!

"But probably because I gave" luck "in the ceremony to sign a contract with a different kind, they may have accepted part of the cost I lost, so when I stayed with Ajan, my luck was not too much. Poor, at least not as bad as it is now, as soon as I leave ... "TAT

Yi Yiti felt that she should comfort this guy at this time, but she really didn't know what to say, she could only reach out her hand silently, and patted his shoulder: "... grief."

"As an old classmate and a future partner," Lu Kong looked at Yi Ti with a grudge face. "Don't you give me any real comfort when I suffer from such a mental shock?"

"..." I have to say that Yi Ti is quite allergic to the word "comfort" now. Although she knows that the other person should have no meaning at all, she is still a little nervous, "What comfort do you want?"

Lu Kong laughed twice: "I ..."

"咚!"

此时 At this moment, a noise suddenly came from the room.

Yi Ti looked back and found that the electric kettle actually fell to the ground, and the hot water was flowing out of it. Cecil, who was standing aside, still kept the posture of holding the kettle. She looked helpless and turned her head. Apologize to her: "Sorry, sorry ..." He didn't want to do this, nor did he intentionally listen to Xiaoti's conversation with others, but ...

"Really," Yi Ti stood up and walked back, "Cecile, this is not the case next time."

"... I'm sorry." The youth lowered his head, feeling very depressed. He didn't want to annoy her and make her annoying, but he always seemed to be self-defeating. Obviously, no matter what you do, Xiao Ti is free. She also knows that the "unhappy" inexplicably floating in her heart makes no sense, but it exists, and he has no way to drive him away. At this moment, his mood was extremely complicated, but he was still apologizing, "I will be careful next time I take it, and I will not fall again ..."

"I'm not saying this."

She interrupted him.

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Yi Ti watched someone's eyes filled with blank colors, and sighed helplessly: "In the future, your first reaction should be to jump away!" This guy is still not very used to being a man Ah, it's too easy to be spotted. She yanked Cecil's trouser legs wet with hot water, looked closely, and breathed a sigh of relief. "Fortunately, I didn't get my feet. Next time, you may not have such good luck, you know?"

The young man blinked: "..." Isn't Xiao Ti concerned about the pot, but is he worried about him?

The frustration just disappeared. In contrast, the joy of a big blockbuster bloomed in an instant. This mood made his eyes glow with joy and looked sparkling. Yi Ti suddenly felt a bit pity. If he didn't worry about the existence of Lu Kong and turned his hair and eyes into black, then the eyes with this beautiful color should look like a blue ocean covered with silver sand. ?

"Little Ti."

"... Don't look at me like that again."

"Little Ti!"

"……what?"

Grab, hold up.

A certain alien who has committed the old problem in his good mood grabbed Yi Ti with both hands and happily kept holding it.

"Little Ti!"

"What the hell? Lifting too fast will make me dizzy!"

"you are so nice."

"..." Is it okay to not forget to send a good card while doing this?

I can't ...

Yi Yi Ti watched him write a happy expression, and a silly expression in her eyes, and suddenly felt that this was not bad, so he pampered him slightly.

"I said……"

Somebody can't stand it anymore.

Lu Kong covered his abdomen, lay on his side by the door, and tried to crawl into the room: "Dear, do you forget that there is a single dog here?" Damn, I really want to burn them to a heterosexual couple! And one of them was his first love ... although it was a thing of the past. But why didn't he have a girlfriend? why? !!

Yi Yi Ti: "..." Even if he wanted to show his anger, he didn't have to crawl forward?

As if guessing what she wanted to say, Lu Kong vomited blood: "Do you think I think? I lost my way in the alley near your house for three days, almost didn't eat anything, and I had no energy to stand up ..." Tears flowed, "I'm hungry ... hungry ..."

Yi Yiyi realized that this is what this guy calls "substantial comfort"?

He really eats her meal every time he meets.

Holding her forehead, she said helplessly, "I know, can you always eat?"

"Good guy!" Lu Kong showed a moving expression, struggling to reach out his hand, and gave a thumbs up, "You are a good guy! I almost fell in love with you again!"

"..." Suddenly I wanted to sweep him out.

Yi Yi Ti sighed and picked up the phone: "What do you want to eat?" It was impossible to go out to eat like this.

"Steamed Pork Buns, Soup Buns, Chaos Noodles with Dumplings, Fried Wheat Dumplings and Churros, and ..."

Yi Yi Ti: "..." What should she do if she regrets it?

In this way, someone ate up seventy-five yuan of Yi Ti, leaving her with a fortunate eight cents.