I Heard You Are an Alien

After a full meal, someone leaned on a chair and patted his belly like a pregnant woman. After sighing with satisfaction, he belched several times. He didn't know where to find the toothpick, and said with happiness on his face while picking his teeth, "It's been almost twenty days. For the first time, I've eaten so full."

Yun Yiti's luck with this old schoolmate has reached a point where she can't say anything. After swallowing the last bun, she asked, "What are you going to do next?"

Lu Kong thought for a while and said, "Continue to find a place to move bricks, and wait for A Jiang to come back." Then he said a little embarrassedly, "Well, can you pick me up to work?"

"what?"

"I don't know the way ..." After filling his stomach, he finally knew that he "faced", coughed awkwardly, and said, "I'm afraid I can't come back as soon as I go out."

"..."

Yi Yi Ti was almost speechless.

Although there are many lanes nearby, it is actually not complicated. I don't see the students who are studying nearby running around happily every day, and I haven't heard who is lost here.

She sighed: "Forget it, if you don't mind, you live first." She really doesn't want to be his "parent", and she can't just watch people roam the streets, right? Of course, she actually wants to put him in a nearby hotel. The problem is ... at present she has no money on hand. So I can only find a way to get the money, and then get him out to live.

"Can you?" Lu Kong asked, sitting upright, somewhat surprised and grateful.

"I happen to have a room in my house that can be used for you, but I can only stay one day before National Day, because my brother will come later."

"You ... brother ... brother ...?"

The first time I heard these three words, someone was not good.

Ji Yiti watched the young man who had come under the table with a thunderbolt and nodded, "Yes."

"I, I, I, I'll go and move the bricks." Shake.

…… "... calm down," Yi Tifu said, "what has he done to you?"

Lu Kong turned his head and cast a heavy shadow on his face: "You won't want to know."

"..." No, the more you generally say that, the more people want to know.

After a long while, a certain person finally crawled out from under the table, struggling to sit back in the chair, rubbed his hands, and said with some embarrassment, "Yes, Yi Ti, there is something else I want to ask you."

"You said."

"Because I was too hungry some time ago, I put my robes, swords, and magical instruments together in the pawnshop to exchange money. Can you borrow me some money to redeem them?"

Yi Yi Ti: "..."

当然 "Of course, I will pay you back later!"

She sighed, silently took a handful of coins from her pocket, and patted her on the table: "This is all my money."

"One two three four five six ..." Lu Kong counted them one by one, "Ba Mao? Why are you a poor ghost?"

"It was originally seventy-five and eighty-eight cents," Yi Ti, who was stimulated by the "poor ghost", glanced at him and said, "Before asking someone to eat."

"Sorry!" Someone burst into tears.

Bian Yiti sighed, it is really "the poor and the poor are all sad."

"No," Lu Kong said, surprised. "My father said, Ling Zhi Zhi is the super tyrant in our circle. How could you be so poor?"

"Because I haven't opened yet, I thought you could bring me business, but ..." Stare.

"I'm really sorry!" Someone burst into tears again.

"Forget it," Ever since she figured out the "money-making method" last night, Yi Ti has not been very concerned about this issue. She glanced up and down at Lu Kong, "Would you like to take a bath and change your clothes?"

"Can you?" Seeing the stars, the girl's bathroom, a little bit excited when I think about it!

Yi Yiti twitched the corners of her mouth, always felt that this guy was a bit insignificant, illusion? but--

"Have you changed your clothes?"

"... Sell it for money."

"..." She knew it.

I don't know what I thought of, Lu Kong suddenly held his arms in his hands, and shouted like a chastity man: "Don't let me wear you, I'd rather die than die!"

"You think too much." Yi Ti was struck by this guy's brain. "I'm afraid you broke my clothes. There are men's clothes in the house, but ..." Taking a look at his height, "You seem to be a bit short."

Lu Kong vomited three liters of blood.

You are short ...

Short-headed ...

Dwarf ...

For men only, the one-seven-six-six head is pretty good?

Don't think everyone is as good as her brother and boyfriend?

特 It's annoying to make exceptions the standard! !! !!

说 "Speaking of which, your height seems to be about the same as Liang Chen. I'll try to ask him to borrow it." She said, and picked up the phone.

"I don't want to wear that werewolf's clothes!" Someone protested.

"Ask Liang Chen to borrow it, or wear a Cecil that is ten centimeters taller than you," Yi Ti pointed to Cecil, who was sitting quietly on the Internet, and said "ruthlessly", "Choose one yourself. Besides, she was quite worried whether Liang Chen would lend her clothes to this guy, after all, their relationship seemed so bad.

"... he's at most nine centimeters taller than me!"

Is "..." the point here?

在 At this moment, Cecil looked up and said sincerely, "It's 9.34 cm."

Lu Lukong: "..."

Yi Yiti coughed softly, so it was the most terrible thing to make up the knife unconsciously. However, after all, Cecil's mimicry was really perfect, and Lu Kong didn't see any abnormality, and seemed to treat him as a human.

In the end, after considering the next, Lu Kong chose the former with tears.

Yi Yiti called to Liang Chen, although he was still sprayed, but this guy agreed, and said he would come over later.

During the waiting process, Lu Kong ’s words clearly did not make Yi Ti clean, and he asked again, “Yes, you said that I was your first business, that is, after talking to me, you Haven't you taken on business anymore? "

"Hmm." Yi Ti nodded. "Before, I was not so short of money, so I didn't care."

"By the way, what's your forum account name, let me know."

Yi Yi Ti is a little bit unknown: "Account ... name?"

"Don't you know?" Lu Kong showed a surprised expression. "Did the Spirit Planter who took you into the industry ever tell you anything about the" Hundred Schools of Altar "?" I haven't gone far, but I also inquired a little bit in the neighborhood. I realized that an old man living here originally wanted to come, and that should be a spiritual planter, but it seems to have passed away. Counting her age, she should be the one in the legend ... I didn't expect that she would open an ordinary flower shop in such a place, and accepted his old classmates as apprentices.

"Hundreds of altars?" Yi Ti chewed this strange term, and vaguely thought that she had heard it somewhere.

"Well, it's a hundred altars, not a hundred forums." Lu Kong explained, "In fact, it is a base established by practitioners on the Internet. Almost all colleagues in the practitioner community gather in it, use it to exchange information and reach various Of course, it is a hidden website. Even if there is a website, you ca n’t browse related information unless you have an account. You can only register for a new account if you get a verification code from a silver member. ”

"It sounds very strict."

"Of course," Lu Kong said proudly, "this is our home base."

"Speaking like this ..." Yi Ti suddenly turned around, opened the drawer of the counter, pretended to look for it, took out a book from the space, and quickly opened it, and found a note in it. Amazingly written a password combining a large Chinese character "orange" with a line of English numbers, and a line of small characters next to it-can turn here, indicating that you have almost become a junior spiritual planter, if you are determined to touch the world, Just go to the hundred altars.

When Yi Yiti saw it for the first time, she was in the crazy refining period, and did not know Lu Kong at the time, nor did she even want to contact this circle, so she put it aside and then forgot it logically.

I reminded me of such a thing only after reminding Lu Kong, but she wanted to cry very much—Master, you forgot to write the website! !! !!

Since the website is hidden, there is no obvious search for the name of "Hundred Altars".

She walked to Lu Kong with a note: "Is this? Master left."

Lu Kong's eyes just flickered so quickly that his hand shook: "Orange? Your master is actually that orange?"

"..." Compared with the youth who seemed to be frightened, Yi Ti felt that he was frightened too. "Is this account famous?"

"It's not a nameless question, but it's in the realm of cultivation, even fools know it!"

Yi Yi Ti: "..." She's not as good as a fool, I'm so sorry!

"Ah, I didn't mean that." Someone just realized that she said something wrong, and coughed awkwardly, explaining, "If this is really your master's account, then she is really super amazing. Big man. "

Soon after, he explained.

设置 The membership level setting of this website is very simple and popular—black iron, bronze, silver, gold and the highest diamond.

Among them, the number of bronze members is the largest, because although the newcomers are black iron, they can usually be upgraded soon. Of course, this upgrade does not rely on online time and number of posts, but rather Contributions, such as information shared or the amount of tasks undertaken.

Bronze to silver is more difficult to upgrade. If you want to complete the upgrade by the number of tasks, it is impossible, because it also requires the difficulty of the task. For example, Lu Kong, although he has been in the industry for several years, his talents are quite good, but he is still a little bit away from silver.

If the three ordinary people of black iron, bronze, and silver can still reach it, then the distance to gold is undoubtedly the nature, and it is still very difficult to cross. Almost everyone who can become a gold member is a well-known person in reality, such as the grandfather of Lu Kong's family, which is one of them.

There are only seven diamond-level characters above, all of which use color as their own name-red orange yellow green blue blue purple.