I Just Want To Farm

He looked down at the radish slices in Qin Yu's chopsticks.

"Growing radishes is for people to eat. When people are born and grow up, if they are not eaten, they should be of some use. Otherwise, what's the point of raising them?"

How dare you say that you can support me with this little rice radish? Are you raising goldfish yourself?

"Master Xiang is kind enough to spare my life. Of course I should repay him, but I don't know what else does Master Xiang need from me besides being good? Or tell me not to do anything?"

She showed a smart and cunning side, and she was different from Miss Qin San in the information. Lin Heng made a plan and said, "Specifically, wait until you learn court etiquette first."

Then he flicked his sleeves to leave.

"Master, please stay." Qin Yu called him gracefully.

Lin Heng thought to himself, is this woman going to show her true colors? Will deliberately put forward some conditions?

He turned around and saw Qin Yu standing up, bowing gracefully, and then said a few words politely.

"Can I add some pig's trotters?"

"Beautiful."

"A woman's face is a man's face."

"Master Xiang doesn't want me to be inferior to those concubines."

Lin Heng was silent for a long time, turned around and left without answering.

But not long after, Qin Yu hadn't finished his bowl of porridge, and the kitchen brought over hot braised pork knuckles and two plates of braised chicken feet and duck feet.

Qin Yu: "Master Hou is really generous, buy one get two free."

Butler: "Eat what you eat and make up for it. Lord Hou told Miss Qin to eat more of these claws, so that your hands and feet will be flexible and easy to handle."

The claws of pigs, chickens and ducks are three-pronged and trinity.

What is this supposed to do? Skipping rope or jumping master?

Looking at the pig's trotters and chicken and duck's feet, Qin Yu fell into deep thought.

The most important thing is - jump to whom?

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Don't say what to do, there are seven nuns who come to teach etiquette, and two tables of mahjong can't make up, but it's still possible to summon a dragon.

They probably want to summon the chakra dragon in Qin Yu's body, and they have seven skills: painting, painting, piano, flower arrangement, fragrance, rhythm and flute.

"Isn't flute part of the rhythm?" Qin Yu asked.

The eyes of the seven nuns are very consistent, which means a lot.

Well, you don't need to explain, my wife will understand in seconds.

But to enter the palace, do you still need to blow the flute? For whom? Could this be Lin Heng hinting at her?

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Seven days later, in the early morning, Qin Yu was woken up by the maid, changed her clothes, and got into the graceful and luxurious carriage, but as soon as she opened the curtain, she saw Lin Xiangye sitting safely inside.

Xiangye has a good appearance, and his official uniform is also very dignified.

Qin Yu saw it, but he just took a look and then looked away - he has seen too many beautiful men, and he has the strength to resist.

But Lin Heng was also resistant to Qin Yu, because he only took one look at her and then looked away.

Taking a look at each other, it seems that no one has taken a fancy to anyone, and each of them looks ascetic and not fascinated by beauty, so it's even.

However, Lin Heng was mean and cold, not only didn't like her, but also didn't like her clothes.

"It's useless to wear this suit, you have to take it off when you go in."

"..."

Really use the beautiful and moving new wife to seduce the king and then take the opportunity to rebel?

Qin Yu was thinking about it, and Lin Heng added a sentence.

"In the harem, the sacrificial dress will be presided over by the queen to bathe and change clothes for you."

Qin Yu was stunned, thought for a while, and asked: "Will the queen be jealous of my beauty and then plot against me?"

That's a really straightforward question.

The corner of Lin Heng's mouth pressed down, as if she was saying something ridiculous.

"The empress is the number one beauty in our empire."

He also said this indifferently, but Qin Yu had insight into the subtleties, and realized that the prime minister who had always been so calm towards women treated the queen obviously a little differently.

"It is possible that he is having an affair with the queen. This is the rhythm of rebellion in the future."

In his heart, Qin Yu, who has started all kinds of queens and prime ministers colluding to form a small theater of adultery, sits elegantly and straight, with no lack of aristocratic dignity.

Lin Heng looked at it, and said: "I don't know that your Qin family, a family of all corners, has hidden such a pearl as Miss Qin, and it's only been like this for seven days. Those who don't know think that you have already prepared for it in the Qin family. "

There is something to be said.

Qin Yu saw the trick, "It's okay to talk about talent, but I have better manners and painting skills if I have seven kinds."

"The rest is not good?"

"No, the rest are pretty good, especially the blowjob."

"..."

Lin Heng probably didn't expect that his newlywed wife would not play cards according to common sense, but it was very natural to see her talking nonsense in a serious manner.

There is no sense of disobedience at all.

Have you ever pretended to be a pig and eat a tiger?

But when it comes to blowing the flute specifically, is it because he was afraid of death, gave up that lover, and wanted to throw himself into his arms?

Lin Heng glanced at her coldly.

"Do you want to give you dozens of blows?"

"..."

You are the chief eunuch, you are so perverted.

Qin Yu stopped talking, and the carriage was silent all the way, but he heard the sound of people and carriages coming out of many official mansions and noble mansions in addition to the sounds of the people in the capital getting up early in the broad streets outside.

But they all gave way to the carriage of the Xiangfu.

"Master Xiang is so majestic, even taking me with him."

Qin Yu's words were not flattering, but Lin Heng's ears always had a different meaning. A woman who is not afraid of her either has no eyes, or has too many eyes, and her purpose overwhelms her fear.

"When you enter the palace, you will know that it's not just my light that you touch me."

This is like a reminder.

"To block the sword or to drink the poisoned wine? The prime minister said it clearly."

"Those who want to kill me don't care about your life."

"That is to use my reputation as a bad looker?"

"Even if you become a Buddha, my reputation will not be much better."

Qin Yu stopped asking, a little tired, wait for him to confess.

The woman looked at him with burning eyes, and her face was like a peach blossom. Lin Heng was a little loose at first, but he became a little more cohesive when he saw this.

"Someone will accuse me of colluding with the concubine."

Sure enough, it's still a trick.

Qin Yu smiled: "I want to prove that you are innocent, Mr. Xiang? Or prove that the concubine is as ugly as me, and you don't like me, Mr. Xiang."

"No, all you have to do is..."

"Kill her!"

Assassinate a concubine at such a big ceremony?

Think of her as a disposable glove, throw it away after use, right?

"Why, you don't want to?" Lin Heng smiled, raised his hand to caress her soft black hair, and brought her head to his side, whispering in her ear.

"Otherwise, tell me where you hid the martial maid Pomegranate who helped you on the way to the capital."

Qin Yu's heart skipped a beat, his face was surprised, "She? Isn't she dead?"

"Tear off the human skin mask of Yi Rong and you will be another person. You love eating meat so much recently, do you eat the human skin mask? Or do you like to eat undercooked meat?"

What kind of meat is undercooked? Corpse?

Qin Yu was carried in his arms, the nephrite jade was soft and fragrant, and one of her hands was still touching his leg.

Her hair fell to the side of her face, slightly hiding her eyes.

But she looked up quickly.

"Master Xiang's life is precious, and he doesn't know martial arts, but let me, a little girl, get close to you. You must have checked thoroughly and found out that I have no strength to restrain a chicken, let alone a hole card, and the pomegranate has nothing to do with me. Now that you know it, you deliberately forced me like this, are you bullying me?"

Lin Heng smiled faintly, curled a strand of her hair with slender fingers, carelessly.

"Yeah, I'm forcing you, bullying you, what can you do?"

Really can't do anything.

Qin Yu's eyes flickered slightly, and he suggested: "Either I take the blame for you, Mr. Xiang, and say that I was actually the one who colluded with the concubine."

Lin Heng: "..."

Qin Yu: "Impossible? That's right, it's not very reliable, so let's pretend that the concubine is lonely in the harem, and I just happen to see your wife, who is me, who is beautiful, so I have an evil heart and want to dominate the king." Shang Gong, fortunately, you were discovered by you, Mr. Xiang, and prevented a tragedy."

You look like a tragedy to me.

Lin Heng had already seen the palace gate, and turned his head to look at Qin Yu.

"You can change the content, for example, when I pass by, you have become a disheveled and disfigured corpse with thirty-six knife scratches."

Qin Yu: "..."

Master Xiang is good at it!

"You don't need to talk nonsense with me. If you don't dare to kill people, then help me steal something."

"Go to the Queen's bedroom to steal something."

"Don't worry, I will arrange for the guards inside to lure them away. You just need to find something and bring it out."

The lines are the same, it seems a bit familiar.

Qin Yu fixedly looked at Lin Heng who was taking it calmly, and there was one thought in his mind: If this guy is the Hai Dafu who has not been eunuched, then she is Wei Xiaobao who has already been eunuched.

"I'm short of seven wives!"

—The seven nuns?

"..."

disappear! immediately!