I Just Want To Farm

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Whenever Bibi is flirting, Qin Yu misses Jiaojiao very much.

Because every time that little fat man commits a crime, even if she can't say it, she can grab his fat tail and put it on her lap to spank, but she can't.

"Not only are you flat-chested, you're flat-chested, and you don't even have a butt."

No ass?

This is probably the most humiliating thing in the world, you Qin Xiaoyu are so vicious!

The golden wall was bored for a while, and replied.

——You are not fair everywhere, but people don't look at you.

Qin Yu quickly glanced at Lin Heng who ignored her.

"That's probably because he didn't lift."

Anyway, it is others who are disabled, and she herself is good.

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Stubborn in the golden house, he wished to smear Lin Heng three thousand six hundred times, but in reality, he had no strength to rely on others, and Qin Yu couldn't resist Lin Heng's threats, so he had no choice but to accept the errand.

She was sent directly into the harem, very low-key, and the palace people greeted her. As soon as she entered, she saw the cumbersome palace and desertedness of the harem, and then she went to the queen's bedroom, Yongning Palace.

Originally, Qin Yu was ready to face the provocations of many concubines and the difficulties of many imperial wives as soon as he entered the door. Don't panic, if you can't say anything, just say nothing, and use your beauty, figure and temperament to win this war That's it.

Don't blame her for being superficial.

Because she is so superficial!

This psychological construction is very good, but I didn't expect that Yongning Palace is as quiet as a chicken, like a chicken farm that just got bird flu.

Very quiet.

Qin Yu's steps were silent, and he turned his head to look at the palace people who came to attract people from Yongning Palace, but he didn't say anything, and walked in quickly and naturally.

Although it was quiet, there were quite a few palace people inside. They came out in a row, and they all carried lanterns. They were wearing tulle and silk skirts that fluctuated softly as they walked, but they didn't make a sound.

Soft, quiet, secret.

Qin Yu felt the depth of Yongning Palace just by looking at these palace people.

But even if there is a lot of training, this kind of group behavior can reveal their organizer information more.

Prepare well, stick to time, and pay attention to secrecy.

Are you going to make trouble?

"Madam, please." Qin Yu nodded, and followed the palace people around the gate of Fengdiao Jiutian, and entered from the side, and saw the ancient palace imperial objects. Naturally, she also smelled the faint fragrance in the air.

It's not poisonous, her body didn't react, it smells normal, fresh and elegant.

Going further inside, the tulle was ethereal, and soon, she saw the queen sitting inside.

She probably didn't change her clothes, at least she didn't change into the queen's formal clothes that must be worn during the sacrificial ceremony. Instead, she dressed very casually.

It was this kind of casualness that made Qin Yu aware - the queen didn't take her too seriously at first, at least in front of her, she was not qualified as the daughter of the leader of the rivers and lakes.

In fact, before coming here, Qin Yu had already learned from the seven nuns that according to the normal ritual process, she should indeed be bathed and changed by the queen, but the queen does not need to list the place in her bedroom, because the palace When outsiders called to the bedroom, they had the intention of summoning the newlywed wife of a powerful minister in their own territory.

Is there a moral? At least with purpose.

Being able to see her means that the other party still pays attention to her to some extent - if the queen already knows what she is doing in the prime minister's mansion, or because she, the wife of the prime minister's mansion, has not been crushed to death by the black-hearted prime minister, she will definitely guess it reason.

Qin Yu had gone through a lot of thoughts in his mind, but he stopped after seeing the queen.

What did Lin Heng say before?

The queen is the number one beauty in the empire.

At that time, Qin Yu felt that Lin Heng was bragging, that beauty was in the eyes of beauties, so he was not allowed to have an affair with him.

--What now?

"The probability of having an affair is infinitely high. If I were a man, I would also want to sleep with her."

Because this woman does have this charm.

Most of the queens in the world are graceful or dignified, but it is rare to see her like this.

The first time Qin Yu saw this woman, he jumped out a word.

queen.

The reason why I didn't think of those elegant poems and songs is not because her culture is not up to standard, but because since ancient times, most of the beauties who have been written and sung in poems are pure, elegant and intellectual—that is, positive beauty, like her Qin Yu.

But there is also negative beauty, which is considered dangerous and dreaded by the general public even in modern times.

Let alone in ancient times.

This woman is beautiful and evil, the kind of evil that is born to seduce people to do evil.

So far, Qin Yu has seen the most sought-after skin color, thinking of Yin You, and distinguishing them again. Yin You's evil beauty has a bit of divinity, hidden and extraordinary.

This woman is really trying to mess up the world.

Of course, judging a person can't just be based on the first sight, but also the second and third.

It was precisely because of this second glance that Qin Yu made another discovery.

The queen was indeed not dressed casually—the clothes were very thin, just one layer, and she didn't wear anything underneath.

She obviously didn't show anything, and only let you know how good her figure is through the tulle.

The chest is the chest, the waist is the waist, the legs are the legs, and the skin is as good as Qin Yu who has washed the marrow.

There is a purpose in deliberately wearing so little.

"I'm going to tell Lin Heng now that it's not the concubine who wants to sleep with me, or that I want to sleep with the concubine, but the queen. Is there still time for me?"

— in time.

There is a way?

——In time for him to collect the body for you.

Qin Yu: "..."

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"Heterogeneous Prime Minister married a wife who is as beautiful as flowers and jade, and seeing her today is really extraordinary."

Surprisingly, she spoke in a very dignified way, as if following the rules of the royal family.

Qin Yu didn't seem to care about her "casual" attire, and bowed politely, "The concubine has seen the empress."

"what's your name?"

"Qin Yu."

"Does the cat eat the fish that fish?"

"Yes ma'am."

"Then Lin Heng is a cat?"

How dignified and elegant the demon queen suddenly got into the car and was about to make a sharp turn?

Qin Yu pretended to be startled, as if he didn't understand.

The queen got up and walked over step by step. As she walked, the tulle was like flowing water, making her body more and more perfect.

Hey, it's acting time again.

Qin Yu "blushed", and looked down anxiously.

"I mean, did he eat you?"

"..."

Sure enough, I drove.

Already blushing and anxious, Qin Yu lowered his head and answered honestly: "Master Xiang is too busy."

This answer is both honest and well-behaved, you can't make a mistake, and you won't offend Lin Heng anyway—what if others say that he doesn't want to be gay?

That man's heart was black and stingy, and he might put the shit bowl on her head.

"If a man is so busy that he doesn't even have time to touch his wife, then he is giving other men a chance, especially a beautiful and weak woman like Madam."

The queen reached out and stroked Qin Yu's strand of hair, "There are men in the palace too, aren't there?"

Therefore, there are three possibilities for this woman's current behavior.

"First, she was having an affair with Lin Heng. Seeing that he didn't kill me, she thought he was interested in me, so she became jealous, and deliberately dressed inappropriately to compare my figure."

"Secondly, she knows that Lin Heng is not good at sex and has no interest in women. She also heard that I am beautiful. Today, she knows that I am going to enter the palace. She suspects that Lin Heng is going to use me to achieve some goals by being close to the emperor's sacrificial appearance. kill that possibility."

——What about the third one?

"It's lonely in the deep palace, and the emperor's sexual function is not good. She has taken a fancy to me."

The emperor's sexual function is not good, do you have sexual function?

Qin Yu pondered, "If things really go to this level, does the Golden House sell sex-changing drugs? It's the kind that makes me a man for a short time. I can sacrifice my labor and do something for the safety of the common people in the three thousand small worlds." contribute."

——Be serious! Your Majesty, they will all want to look through your dungeon process in the future.

Oh fine.

Qin Yu cut off this paragraph, and turned to whisper a word to the queen.

"Ma'am, aren't you cold?"

In a second, the car that just made a small turn and drifted - overturned.