I kidnapped an alien civilization

The ancient Huai city, facing a large river, is always immersed in a hazy layer of mist in the early morning. The residents of the ancient Huai city have long been familiar with this layer of tulle that can block their sight.

The residents took two steps and paused to avoid bumping into others. The caravan going out will let the guys lead the horses out of the city, and then get into the carriage. As for those elders with bad eyesight, they usually have to wait until the sun rises and the mist disappears to appreciate their ancient Huaihuai city surrounded by the fellows.

The annoying mist didn't bother Guhuai city too much.

But today was different. Two old men dressed as farmers walked cautiously towards the morning market with their burdens.

The green vegetables in the burden were just picked by them in their own vegetable field. They are juicy and juicy, so they can be sold at a good price as early as possible.

The two were talking about the disappointing child and the widow next door.

Suddenly, deep in the mist, there was a rush of horseshoes.

Without any hesitation, the two threw their burdens on the road and ran to the side of the road.

"Bao baa."

In the mist, a tall horse galloped hazily away.

"The guy who gave birth to a son without an ass hole, ran so fast early in the morning, go to reincarnation!" An old man spat in the direction where the shadow disappeared.

"The current Guhuai City is no better than before. Back then, anyone who dared to run like this in the early morning would have been arrested by the government." Another old man shook his head.

"Keep your voice down, let the officials hear you, and you will be sentenced to a serious crime of yin and yang."

"Hmph, if you have the ability to do it, you are afraid that others will say that since the name of Guhuai City was changed, the county magistrate's waist can no longer be straightened."

"Why are you so stubborn, old man? You knew that the horse just now came from the family in the center of the city?"

"It's not him, who could it be! Who else would have the guts to do this in the ancient locust tree, except for that big locust tree!"

At this time, Steward Wang, who hadn't realized that he had let others take the blame just now, was gritting his teeth, crawling on the burly bay red horse, trying not to look ahead, anyway, the front was covered with mist, so he couldn't see clearly at all.

His current life is all entrusted to the bay red horse named Lao Ma under his crotch.

Fortunately, the old horse has galloped on this road thousands of times. Although the front is covered with mist, it can still find the road to Huangtu City.

When the mist disappeared and the surrounding farmland could be seen clearly, Manager Wang breathed a sigh of relief, and complained all over the son-in-law in his heart.

"I don't know why, but I insist on going back to Huangtu City to help him fetch things."

"I also said that I was afraid of delaying time, so I insisted on leaving in the morning and returning at noon."

"What's so tight!"

Complaints belong to complainers, but Manager Wang dared not neglect at all. This son-in-law is no different than ordinary son-in-law, and his status in the Huang family is second only to the head of the family. Everyone in the Huang family knew that now the head of the family was Mr. Huang in name, but in fact everything was handled by Miss Huang Mingzhu. And Huang Mingzhu obeyed this son-in-law. Some servants discussed in private that after a hundred years from Mr. Huang, the Huang family might have to change their surname to that strange Yumaz.

"Tell me, what an oriental man, whose name is made to look like those blondes across the ocean!"

Manager Wang was talking to himself, and rode a bay red horse towards Huangtu City.

The bay red horse was extremely fast, and when he returned to the Huang family's mansion, the sun had just risen above the treetops.

The young servants who were sweeping the floor in front of the gate saw Mr. Wang and threw away their brooms quickly. Some came up to lead the horses, and some ran to the inner house to report the news.

"Boss Wang, you've counted. Just now, the lady was anxious and came out several times."

"It's not that you don't know that the ghostly place of Guhuai City is impossible to walk in the early morning. This time, I took my life to rush back." Steward Wang handed the horse rope to the boy, and walked inside Walk.

The boys hurriedly took the bay red horse to the nearby stable.

When Guanshi Wang walked through several corridors and came to the front of Huang's house, Huang Mingzhu had been waiting for a long time.

"Miss, old Wang is lucky to fulfill his mission!" Steward Wang knelt down and saluted.

"Okay, I know you've worked hard, but my husband's business is important, so I have to trouble you to make another trip now! After this matter is completed, I will also hand over the business over the East China Sea to you." Huang Mingzhu knew that he This was a show of merit, while pulling him up, he stuffed a wooden box into his hand.

The box is not big, only the size of a palm, but there is a Qiqiaolinglong lock hanging on it.

Seeing the crab-shaped Qiqiaolinglong lock, Guanshi Wang realized that the contents of this box must be extremely important.

Because the Qiqiao Linglong lock does not need a key to open, it has seven mechanisms built in, and the lock can only be unlocked by pressing the mechanisms in a fixed order. It is a valuable treasure in itself. The box with Qiqiao Linglong lock generally has a built-in self-destruct mechanism. If it is destroyed by external force, the sulfuric acid in the box interlayer will penetrate into the box and destroy the contents inside.

"This is what my husband wants, you must give it to him before noon!" Huang Mingzhu looked like a gentle wife in front of Captain Yumaz Lala, but she was a powerful character in front of his servants.

With just one look from her, Guanshi Wang was so scared that he stopped thinking about continuing to show his merits.

"Don't worry, miss, I must rush back to Guhuai City before noon."

After speaking, he stuffed the small box into his clothes, clasped his fists in salute, and then ran quickly outside the mansion.

Outside the mansion, the servants had already prepared another horse for him.

This brown horse has shiny hair, strong muscles, and sneezes from time to time. It looks like it has been carefully selected.

Wang Guanshi flew on his horse and ran towards Guhuai city.

At this time, in the guest room on the third floor of Huang's Restaurant in Guhuai City, Captain Yumaz Lala and his team members are transforming a set of simple filtering equipment.

More than a dozen tile vats are placed on wooden shelves, connected by hollow bamboo tubes, and both ends of the bamboo tubes are covered with thick silk.

In this way, when the medicine liquid flowing down from the top tile vat passes through the bamboo tube and flows into the next layer of tile vat, it will be filtered by the silk covering both ends, and the suspended matter in the liquid will adhere to the silk, so that it can enter the next layer of tile vat. The purity of the medicinal liquid in the tile vat will be higher, and then the slightly higher purity medicinal liquid will pass through the bamboo tube again, enter the lower tile vat, and be filtered by silk again, and the purity will increase a little.

In this way, after more than ten times of filtering, Captain Yumaz Lara will get an acute laxative called diarrhea.

Normal people only need to take one drop of this laxative, and they will immediately have diarrhea. If they are not neutralized by taking the medicine in time, they may die of dehydration all over the body because they cannot stop the diarrhea.

After the modification of the filter equipment was completed, Captain Yumaz Lala considered that the god Guhuaishu, as a magician, may have different physical fitness than ordinary people, so he made a full 20 drops of diarrhea.

"Captain, this is a must-have weapon for home travel. Otherwise, let's make more, maybe we can use it when we are ready." A team member suggested at this time.

Captain Yumaz Lala thought for a moment. Although he is already a sleepless person, there are countless magicians who are more powerful than him on Planet Gay.

"Okay, we still have a lot of raw materials, you go and get two small bottles."

After filling two small bottles again, Captain Yumaz Lala asked the team members to dismantle the simple filtering equipment and throw it into the fire stove in the backyard kitchen for destruction.

"The diarrhea has been done, and now we are waiting for Manager Wang to come back."

Captain Yumaz Lala put away the two small bottles, and then cleaned the room. This wine shop is full of the Huang family's eyeliner. Once Huang Mingzhu finds out about the filtering of the drug, it is hard to guarantee that she will not be suspicious.

Captain Yumaz Lala knew that although Huang Mingzhu was obedient to her, she was very assertive and thoughtful.

Once she learns the secret that she is from an alien, it may cause an uproar.

When he finished cleaning, there was a hasty knock on the door, and Captain Yumaz Lala knew that it was Steward Wang who had returned without using his ability.

He hastily opened the door.

"My lord, I am lucky to fulfill my mission!" Steward Wang's robe was already wet with sweat, and he kept wiping the sweat oozing from his forehead with his sleeve, looking very hard.

"Thank you!" Captain Yumaz Lala nodded his thanks and stretched out his hands.

"Um, this is what you want me to take!" Steward Wang looked at Captain Yumaz Lala's hands stretched out in front of him, and then took out the wooden box from his arms.

He handed the box to Captain Yumaz Lala, still babbling:

"Master, you don't know how thick the fog is in Guhuai City this morning, you can't see your fingers."

"That is to say, my old king is so courageous that he dared to ride a horse in the city. If it were someone else."

He wanted to continue talking, but was interrupted by Captain Yumaz Lala: "Okay, thanks for your hard work, Steward Wang. When I return to Huangtu City, I will definitely ask for credit for you."

"Now I still have important things to do, and you have worked hard, so go and rest first."

After Captain Yumaz Lala finished speaking, the two team members went to the door, closed the door, and put their arms around each other, as if they were not close to strangers.

Steward Wang had no choice but to leave angrily.

Captain Yumaz Lala heard his footsteps getting farther and farther away, so he put the box on the table, and pressed the mechanism of Qiqiaolinglong's lock in sequence according to the sequence that Huang Mingzhu told him before.

"Snap" the cover to spring open.

Inside the box was a brightly blooming flower with three white petals.

This flower looks like the wild flowers that can be seen everywhere on the roadside, and it doesn't smell a little fragrant. If you sell it in a medicine store, the store owner will definitely think you are making trouble, let the guys drive you out, and then put this Flowers crushed underfoot.

But if he knew that the blooming flowers had been picked for more than a hundred years, he would definitely beat the ground with regret.

That's right, this flower is not an ordinary wild flower, it is called the three-petal fairy orchid, and it comes from the Shiwan Dashan.

It has only one effect, that is, it can eliminate the original smell of everything. Soak it in mature vinegar, and the mature vinegar will not have a sour taste. Dip it into fine wine, and the fine wine will turn into plain water. Put it in honey, honey will not have a little sweetness.

Of course, it will not change the original properties of all things, mature vinegar is still mature vinegar, fine wine is still fine wine, honey is still honey.

This is a kind of herbal medicine that does not seem to have much use, but is very rare, and the price is not at all cheaper than those herbs that can prolong life.

Captain Yumaz Lala knew that for just such a three-petal fairy orchid, Huang Mingzhu paid the greedy drug dealer 1,000 taels of gold, which was enough for him to live a happy life.

However, compared with the great things that Captain Yumaz Lala is going to do, this little effort seems insignificant.

Captain Yumaz Lala carefully put the orchid with three petals into the cup containing the diarrhea, then shook it gently a few times, and put the cup on the table again.

It takes 5 hours for the three-petal fairy orchid to completely change the taste of diarrhea.

Taking advantage of this time, Captain Yumaz Lala began to pack the things he needed at night. In addition to the laser gun that he often carried with him, he also stuffed two "grenades" into his clothes. Of course, this Once this kind of thing is used, it is likely to reveal one's identity. He won't use it until an emergency.

Then, Captain Yumaz Lala asked the two team members to go back to the room to have a good rest.

Although these two team members are just ordinary people, if they bring laser guns and "bombs", they will also be a great help.

To deal with that god, the ancient pagoda tree, which can make him break out in a cold sweat just by looking at him, he must be fully prepared.

As evening approached, when the darkness completely enveloped Guhuai City, Captain Yumaz Lala and the two team members, both wearing black night clothes, walked along the street corner to avoid the watchman and came to the outside of the Divine Art Mansion.

He didn't take action immediately, but ambushed with two team members on a big tree not far from the gate.

After a while, a carriage drawn by two horses, under the guard of more than a dozen servants, came towards the mansion from a distance.

The servants at the gate of the mansion rushed up to greet him: "Master, are you back?"

"It can't be who I am, open the door quickly." The curtain on the carriage was pulled open, revealing a fat face.

This guy is the eldest son of the god Guhuaishu, Yang Youtian.

Captain Yumaz Lala last night visited the Shenshu Mansion, and heard Yang Youdi say outside the window that at the end of the month, the boss Yang Youtian would come to the mansion to check the accounts.

Tonight, Captain Yumaz Lala is going to take them all.

Cutting the weeds without eradicating the roots will eventually be a disaster!

Once the ancient locust tree dies, the magician club will definitely send people to investigate. According to the management of the Yang brothers in the ancient locust city for so many years, even if you are careful, you may leave clues.

The best way is to let their family reunite in Perfect World. In this way, without the sufferer, the investigators sent by the Magician Club may be perfunctory.

As for Yangyou who is far away in the western country, as long as he has a little brains, he will not risk his life to return to Guhuai City.

Of course, these people are not innocent. For their own glory and wealth, they covered up the out-of-control of the ancient locust tree and caused hundreds of deaths. They should be punished as they should.

Watching Yang Youtian's carriage enter the Shenju mansion, Captain Yumaz Lala patted the shoulders of the two team members, "Keep guard here, and don't let the people inside escape!"

He looked up at the pale moon in the sky, and added: "If I die inside, the two of you must return to Huangtu City before the news reaches the Huang's mansion. On the second floor of my cultivation tower In the locker, there is a package, which contains 5,000 taels of gold, which is enough for the brothers to live comfortably for a lifetime."

"You take your packages, find a small city, and live the rest of your life like this."

"Remember, it must be before Huang Mingzhu knows the news of my death!"

The two players nodded heavily.