I kidnapped an alien civilization

In the pale moonlight, Captain Yumaz Lala jumped over the wall and landed firmly on the ground without making a sound. ,

Like last time, he hid beside the rockery and waited quietly.

After going back last time, Captain Yumaz Lara drew the map of the magic mansion from his memory. The Divine Art mansion is not a rectangular mansion as it looks from the outside, but a circular mansion. Because the mansion is very large, the arc of the circular wall is very small, and the nearby residents will have that illusion when they pass by.

The center point of the mansion is a small three-story building, which is also the residence of the god Guhuaishu.

But this old guy only stays in the residence during the day, and whenever night falls, he will sneak into a certain lady's house after dinner.

The houses of the wives are scattered around, and the houses of the ancient pagoda tree are surrounded by stars like the moon.

In the north of the mansion is the daily office of the Shenju mansion, and also the residence of Yang Youdi. He is responsible for managing hundreds of young mothers and more than 2,000 maids and servants in the mansion.

And the corridor next to this rockery is the ultimate place to go to every house.

In the corridor, servants and maids passed by from time to time, but Captain Yumaz Lala hid in the rockery and remained motionless.

It wasn't until midnight that the two maids he had been waiting for came from a distance along the corridor carrying trays.

The wine bottle on the plate still gave off a strange smell of medicine.

From the sound of footsteps, Captain Yumaz Lala could tell that these two maids were not Xiaolan and Xiaodie from last time.

It doesn't matter, though, as long as there's something wrong in the jug.

Captain Yumaz Lala heard footsteps not far away from him, leaned out and looked around, but there was no one else around.

He picked up a stone from the ground and threw it into the grass not far away.

When the two maids heard noises coming from the grass not far away, they immediately stopped and looked into the grass.

Captain Yumaz Lala flew over behind them, and in a blink of an eye, he had already poured his diarrhea into the jug.

He didn't make a sound, and the attention of the two maids was attracted by the grass, so they were not noticed.

Seeing that there was no movement in the grass, the two maids muttered a few words.

"Really! It's almost winter, and the wild cats in the house are still uneasy."

"That's right, just like that old thing!"

The two maids walked away muttering, and Captain Yumaz Lara followed quietly. He knew that these two maids were to deliver medicine to the god, the ancient locust tree, and he could find the god by following them. Ancient locust tree.

The two maids walked for a long time, and finally turned into a house.

Captain Yumaz Lala sneaked to the front of the house and frowned. There was no nameplate on the wooden fence of the house.

Isn't this the residence of a certain wife of God Ancient Sacred Tree?

But he immediately denied this idea, the medicinal wine sent in by the maids had already explained everything.

After returning to the Huang's Winery last time, Captain Yumaz Lala asked Steward Wang to invite a pharmacy owner. From the pharmacy owner, he confirmed that after taking the medicinal wine in the wine bottle, the male Gays would show their power.

Since you want to show off your glory, you must have an opponent.

This opponent can only be a female Gay.

Of course, in some alien civilizations, there may be creatures with hobbies that are different from ordinary people, but on Gay Planet, there is no such disgusting phenomenon.

Once a Guy shows a little bit of that habit, even if he is a magician, he will be filled in the ancient well.

Captain Yumaz Lala waited quietly until the two maids opened the door and left, and he began to count the time.

5 minutes.

ten minutes.

twenty minutes!

More than diarrhea should take effect!

Captain Yumaz Lala jumped into the small house, poked through the window paper with his fingers, and looked inside.

More than twenty candles were lit on a long table in the room. The bright candlelight illuminated the whole room as if it were daytime.

A white-haired old man was standing bare-chested in front of a round bed with a leather whip in his hand.

On the round bed, a young girl in emerald green clothes crossed her arms and looked at him in horror.

"Hmph, don't give you shame, in this ancient Huai city, which girl dares to reject me!"

"My lord, don't, my lord, I've just come of age."

"It's just right for me to be an adult, and it's easy to give birth. When I take in the hundreds ofth wife you made, you help me give birth to a big fat boy, and I will have endless glory and wealth in this life."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow?"

"Let you go? You have been sold to me by your father for 10 taels of silver. If you want me to let you go, you can give me back the silver first!"

"10 taels of silver. I don't have it. But I will pay you back in my next life."

"Jie Jie, why don't you give me a cow or a horse today!"

Just after hearing a few words, Captain Yumaz Lara understood what was going on.

This poor little girl was obviously snatched back by the god Guhuaishu, and the house has not yet been consummated. No wonder there is no serial number on the door of this house.

Hearing the miserable screams from inside, Captain Yumaz Lala couldn't help but frowned.

Why doesn't the effect of this medicine take effect? ​​Could it be that my formula is wrong?

Impossible, this formula was obtained from a primitive tribe on the primitive planet during the previous interstellar expeditions. According to the chief who never lied, even if an elephant swallowed it by mistake, it would not be able to walk.

Just as Captain Yumaz Lara was doubting the effect of the continuous diarrhea, an old voice came from the room:

"Oops, my stomach hurts!"

Captain Yumaz Lara hurriedly leaned on the window and looked inside.

I saw Shen Guhuaishu hugging his belly and running towards the back hut with a painful expression on his face.

Then there was an earth-shattering roar.

Even outside the window, Captain Yumaz Lara could smell a unique stench of excrement.

He took out the mask he had prepared and put it on his face, turned over and entered the room.

The little girl, who was secretly sad, looked terrified when she saw Captain Yumaz Lala, and was about to scream, but Captain Yumaz Lala poked her unconscious with a finger.

"Hey, don't catch a cold!"

Captain Yumaz Lara tucked the little girl up and went into the backyard.

The backyard is full of exotic flowers and plants, and there is a thatched hut the size of a house in the corner.

The roar came from the hut.

Without any hesitation, he raised the laser in his hand, and aimed at the latrine with a wild shot.

Under the attack of countless red lasers, the hut, which was originally made of wood, was immediately riddled with holes.

The sieve-like hut just persisted for a moment before collapsing.

"Successful!" Captain Yumaz Lala couldn't help clenching his fists when he saw that there was no movement in the smoky ruins.

It seems that no matter how good your martial arts are, you are afraid of diarrhea!

hum!

The first magician opponent in my life was killed by myself just like that!

Cool!

However, Captain Yumaz Lala did not let down his vigilance, and still aimed his laser gun at the ruins, approaching slowly.

Just when he was only two steps away from the ruins, a broken wooden plank swiped and flew towards him rapidly.

Wocao, hidden weapon!

Captain Yumaz Lala quickly turned sideways, the wooden plank rubbed against his forehead, barely flew past, and sank directly into the wall behind him.

Looking at the trembling boards on the wall, Captain Yumaz Lala said in his heart: Great strength!

At this time, he suddenly heard the sound of countless heavy objects breaking through the air behind him, his face changed drastically in fright, and he jumped to the top of the wall without looking back.

"Dangdang.dang.dang."

Numerous pieces of wood flew out from the ruins of the hut and plunged straight into the wall.

Captain Yumaz Lala broke into a cold sweat. If he had reacted a little slower just now, he might have been shot into a sieve!

While wiping the sweat from his forehead, he looked intently into the ruins.

The God Ancient Locust Tree held his belly in his right hand and was slowly getting up from the filth.

There were dozens of piercing holes on his body emitting black smoke, but it didn't affect his actions.

God Ancient Locust Tree walked out of the ruins, looked left and right, and soon found Captain Yumaz Lala on the top of the wall.

"Good boy, you have good skills, tell me, why did you attack me?"

This guy's vitality is really strong, as long as a normal person is shot, he will immediately fall to the ground, but this guy has dozens of shots, but he seems to be fine.

Captain Yumaz Lala's heart sank, it seemed that he still underestimated the power of magicians.

Fortunately, he had mistakenly taken the diarrhea. This medicine has a characteristic, that is, the effect of the medicine will become stronger and stronger as time goes by, until the user's whole body dehydrates and dies.

It seems that I should continue to procrastinate.

Thinking of this, Captain Yumaz Lala mustered up his courage, jumped down from the wall, and landed on the ground ten steps away from the ancient locust tree.

"Revenge!" He held a laser gun and was on guard secretly.

"Revenge? Jie Jie, I haven't left this mansion for 5 years, where did the enemy come from!" God Gu Huaishu frowned, looking up and down at the assailant in black night clothes in front of him.

He vaguely smelled a scent unique to magicians from the attacker.

If it was an ordinary attacker, the god Guhuaishu would definitely kill the attacker without hesitation, and it would be a one-and-done attack.

However, the attacker this time was a magician.

Behind the magician, there is often a huge family of magicians. If you don't find out the real reason, even if you kill the attacker, there will be endless troubles.

That's why God Ancient Locust Tree talked nonsense with Captain Yumaz Lala.

Captain Yumaz Lala was also delighted to see that the god Guhuaishu did not continue to attack, which fit his idea of ​​delaying time.

"Do you remember the millstone?" Captain Yumaz Lara asked.

"Mopan farming tool? I'm sorry, I've seen millstones before, but I've never used them." God Guhuaishu coughed twice, with regret on his face.

The dozen or so small holes on his body have begun to heal slowly.

Captain Yumaz Lala could see with the naked eye that fresh flesh and blood gushed out little by little, filling the small hole, and between breathing, brown scabs had condensed on it.

This guy's recovery ability is too strong!

Now I can only delay the time as much as possible, hoping that the diarrhea will not only play a greater role.

"The millstone is not a farming tool. He is a man, from Huangtu City, and a servant of Wang's Chariot and Horse Shop!" Captain Yumaz Lala said slowly.

"Wang's Chariot and Horse Shop Mopan I don't remember!" Shen Guhuaishu frowned and thought for a long time, but he couldn't remember when he had been to the Chariot and Horse Shop, let alone a boy.

As a magician, he is the only king in this town named after him.

There was no need to go to the carriage and horse shop at all, and as for the boy in the carriage and horse shop, he was not qualified to meet him at all.

Seeing that God Ancient Locust Tree's expression didn't look like a fake, Captain Yumaz Lala also frowned. Could it be that he made a mistake, and someone else killed Mopan?

However, he immediately thought of what brother Yang Youtian had said on the second floor of Huang's Restaurant, and he immediately understood that when the god Guhuaishu committed the crime, he was probably in a state of loss of control, and he didn't remember what he had done at all.

That being the case, it seems that Shen Guhuaishu didn't realize that he would occasionally lose control.

Captain Yumaz Lara rolled his eyes and thought of a good idea.

With his hands behind his back, under the bright moonlight, he sneered and said, "Jie Jie, of course you don't remember, because you were out of control at that time."

Sure enough, God Ancient Locust Tree's face changed drastically when he heard the words, and extreme fear appeared on his originally calm face.

His voice trembled, and he took two steps back: "I lost control?"

Immediately, he looked at Captain Yumaz Lara fearfully again: "Are you sent by the Magician Club?"

As a magician, Captain Yumaz Lara knew that what magicians fear most is losing control.

Because the only ending for those out of control is to be hunted down to death by the Magician Club.

"That's right, I am the special investigator sent by the Magician's Club. You'd better get caught and go back to the ancient times with me, so maybe there will be a chance of life." Captain Yumaz Lala saw God. Guhuaishu was so afraid of the magicians club that he simply pretended to be an investigator.

"A glimmer of hope?" God Guhuaishu looked at Captain Yumaz Lala in disbelief.

Since ancient times, the magician club has only one strategy for out-of-control magicians, and that is to kill, kill, kill!

Even a hundred years ago, that level 6 magician, who was already a demigod, suddenly lost control. With the power that exploded after losing control, he broke out of the encirclement and disappeared into the vast sea.

Because he was able to control the water, he was almost invincible at sea, and he slaughtered several hunting teams in succession, killing more than twenty high-level magicians.

Even after paying such a heavy price, the Magician Club still did not let him go.

They sacrificed a magician with prophecy ability, determined the island where the out-of-control magician was hiding, and then sent a hunting team led by a level 9 magician.

The hunting team soon arrived at the small island. The out-of-control magician used his ability to transform countless water-like beasts on the sea surface. The beasts roared and rushed towards the hunting team.

At this time, the ninth-level magician who led the team, risking falling to the first level, exerted the power unique to the gods, stopped the passage of time in a radius of dozens of miles, and other magicians took the opportunity to rush forward and cut Kill the out-of-control level 6 magician.

This shows the attitude of the Magician Club towards out-of-control magicians. How could they let me go?

The god Guhuaishu was not a fool, and immediately realized that there was a fraud in it.