I know this ancient god

Chapter 39 Can science make you grow hair?

Tang Xuan did not let the little Loli go berserk this time because he was worried that the little Loli would be caught by the local police system if she went berserk too much.

The little loli's range of activities is fixed, and the police will definitely catch her if they want to. The reason why she is still at large is because she has not attracted the attention of the police system.

Although the little loli has shown extraordinary abilities, because she is so cute, the value of food is not high, and people nowadays believe in science. So only one of the people she robbed called the police, and the others just posted on WeChat Moments (PS: Meng means you can do whatever you want).

The matter of God's Favored Ones is still a secret at the grassroots level of the Federation. So when the police heard the person who called the police talking about "magical girl", "vicious attitude", and "robbing caterpillar bread", they felt that their intelligence was insulted. Therefore, not only was the case not filed, but the person who called the police was verbally educated and warned that he would be severely punished if he dared to call the police falsely again.

Caller:? ? ?

Although there were many witnesses at the time, the time was still short and public opinion had not yet fermented. Tang Xuan's job is to take the little Loli away before she attracts the attention of the police system.

At this time, the spacecraft is about to take off, and the radio begins to announce: "Ladies! Gentlemen! Welcome to take flight CZ0057 of Star Alliance member Southern Star Airlines to the Black Bird Starfield to sing the star."

(Please click here to continue listening)

Tang Xuan closed the game board and stuffed it into his backpack.

Daxing Space City handles an average of more than 3,700 spacecraft per hour, and it looks like a fixed "meteor shower" from the ground. The China Southern Airlines passenger ship that Tang Xuan took was not conspicuous among them. Like other passenger spacecraft departing from the port, it was accelerated by the gravitational pull of the Northern Star and then entered a transition state for half an hour before disappearing from people's sight.

"Do you believe there are gods in the world?"

Guo Lisi's expression was very serious.

Sitting next to him was a bald boy wearing a plaid shirt. The bald boy touched the top of his head and said, "What kind of god are you talking about? The omniscient and omnipotent one, or the omniscient one?" What's the name of the ancient god that the archaeologists tested? It seems to be called this, right?"

Guo Lisi was silent for two seconds: "Ancient God."

He suddenly felt that he would regret talking to the bald boy about this, but in reality there was no undo button.

"The ancient god is a hot chicken!"

Guo Lisi's expression froze.

"Can that thing be called a god? At best, it is an unknown intelligent creature, and it has been extinct long ago, you idiot! This is the first time I heard that gods are a race that can be exterminated. I really don't know what archaeologists think, it's simply It's the word "defiling the ancient god." The slightly bald boy curled his lips, "Does Mr. Ke know? If there is an ancient god, he must be at least on the same level as Mr. Ke! The ancient god is a hot chick! fighter!"

Guo Lisi's shoulders couldn't help shaking.

Damn humans!

Do you know who you are talking to?

I really want to pull out your tongue.

"What are you doing!!!"

A huge roar suddenly sounded from behind.

"What are you two whispering to each other? Xu Kemin, you are chatting quite excitedly? Does the company pay you just so that you can chat during working hours? Is there anything you must say during working hours? Have you finished the work? Can't you finish it? Do you want to help other colleagues? "

Other employees silently turned off the game and typed on the keyboard solemnly, pretending that they were serious about their work.

Guo Lisi and the bald boy were frightened and said in unison: "I'm sorry, manager, we don't dare to do it anymore!"

"Hmph! Two hundred will be deducted from each month's salary!"

A middle-aged woman in business attire walked past them with her head held high, her expression full of disgust and disdain.

Guo Lisi's face suddenly fell.

I originally earned less, so I had to deduct 200.

If you want to ask why [Wallis Guo] appears to work in a human company, is it a distortion of human nature or is this actually a sad (comical) story.

After leaving the clinic, Guo Lisi first bought a few necessities for survival in human society, then rented a house and moved all the federal relief supplies into it.

Before it got dark, everything was still developing on a normal track. With $230,000 in federal benefits, Guolis could live comfortably for three years even if he did nothing. But when he was sitting on the balcony at night thinking about how to spread his faith, a mysterious message came into his newly purchased watch.

The other party claimed to be the MMS Federal Security Service, said he was suspected of money laundering, and asked him to cooperate in verifying the situation, and the money in the card must be transferred to a "safety account" established by the police system.

later

Now the real police system is helping Guo Lisi trace the whereabouts of the money, and it is said that it is expected to help him recover the money within three years. As for how he survived these three years, the police system recommended his current job.

The salary is low, but food and accommodation are included.

Guo Lisi lost all his divine power and would really die if he did not eat or drink, so he had no choice but to accept this job and began to experience the hardships of human life (the ancient gods who lost their divine power were no better than ordinary people. For details, please refer to the opening game) The protagonist kills all kinds of [Willistan]).

Why doesn't anyone believe me?

Guo Lisi looked at the bald boy from the corner of his eye.

What’s good about science?

Can believing in science make your hair grow?

Believe me, it will be different. I can not only make your hair grow, but also make you have big waves.

Guo Lisi had an idea: "Do you want to grow your hair?"

This time his voice was very low.

The slightly bald boy whispered: "How dare you speak? Forget it, do you know any useful hair growth hormone?"

Is there really a need?

Guo Lisi suppressed his excitement and said: "I have a way, please listen to me. I will draw a pattern for you. You can set up an altar at home according to this pattern, then pour water into it and sing while pouring the water. Morning, noon and evening Once every time, if you stick to it for a month, your hair will grow back.”

The slightly bald boy pondered for two seconds and then said: "Not to mention that spreading superstition is illegal, and I can't sing. It's so troublesome, why don't I get a hair transplant?"

Guo Lisi was confused: "Science still cares about this?"

The slightly bald boy rolled his eyes: "Science can also help men have children. Where did you come from? You have no scientific knowledge at all. Did your nine years of compulsory education go to waste?"

Guo Lisi was shocked: "Science can allow men to have children?!"

In the year 8024 of the New Calendar, the mainstream religious beliefs have been fixed. According to statistics from the Federal Bureau of Religious Affairs, no new religious schools have been born in the past two hundred years. Most people who have faith do not believe in gods, but only regard faith as a spiritual sustenance.

[Wallis Guo] is the earliest ancient god to awaken and also the weakest. He is not good at spreading faith, and the planet he came to is one of the planets with the strongest scientific awareness in the entire federation. It can be expected that his missionary journey will be extremely difficult. In addition, whether he still has the energy to preach under the 996 blessing is also something worth thinking about.

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Regarding the story of [Wallis Guo], it will appear more in the extra chapters until [Interstellar Escape-2] is launched. This chapter uses a lot of ink to write about his affairs, mainly to let readers know what this guy did after he escaped.

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