I like traveling the most

"That...this is the same, this is the same...ah, and this, it looks delicious too!"

Aqua kept selecting ingredients.

Because eating out is very expensive, I came here to buy ingredients and cook my own meals.

"Although vegetables are good, you still have to eat meat."

Because there is no money.

Aqua looked at a very appetizing piece of pork ribs and said, "This! This must be delicious! Let's buy this, Xiaolin!"

"Hey, don't just pick expensive ingredients." Xiao Lin held down her hand that was about to pick up the pork ribs and lectured her: "What's the point of cooking for yourself?"

The purpose of cooking for myself is to save money, but Aqua always values ​​expensive ingredients. If she buys these, she might as well go to the guild to eat them.

"Hey, isn't this good?"

Aqua curled her lips unhappily and complained: "If you don't eat something delicious on your day off, how can you cheer up?"

"It's true that what you said makes sense, but...yeah! Can this and this also cheer up?!" Xiao Lin pointed angrily at the bubble wine and appetizers in the basket.

"ah……"

Aqua choked, her eyes kept rolling, and she said awkwardly: "Is that... used to relieve fatigue? Or, is it used to relieve stress... or something like that?"

She hesitated, obviously feeling that she had gone too far in buying these.

Relieve stress with bubble wine?

This guy is really...

But Xiaolin couldn't blame her. After all, Darkness went crazy more and more frequently during this period. To be honest, they could hardly hold it in any longer.

It's not impossible to smoke and drink to relieve stress in disguise, so Xiao Lin didn't reprimand her too much.

"Huhahahaha!"

At this time, loud laughter came from behind, making people's blood pressure rise unconsciously.

"I'm still being led around as usual. 'Isn't this guy really a middle-aged uncle who doesn't want to do anything for himself?' If you have doubts about the gender of the novice priest, you can definitely think of her as an uncle."

"Uncle!?"

Aqua pointed at herself. She didn't expect that she would be regarded as an uncle.

Xiao Lin waved his hand towards him and said hello casually.

"Hey, is Barnier here to buy something too?"

I'm used to teasing him. After all, this guy likes to call people some random nicknames every time they meet.

Barnier nodded.

"Come to buy some things." He sighed: "We can't just ask the scrap shop owner to do this."

Wiz was a very prodigal person. If she were asked to buy things, she might bring back a bunch of useless useless magic items, and then be shot with a murderous ray by the Archduke of Hell.

"I said, I have been thinking about it before." Xiao Lin looked at him and asked curiously: "Is it really okay to just wander around outside in broad daylight?"

"What's the problem?"

"Aren't you a devil? And you're also the Archduke of Hell."

"It is true that I am a demon, but does this have anything to do with me going out during the day? Do you think that I am a vampire who cannot see the sun? Unfortunately, I am a demon, even though we are both undead, they are not of the same species. In addition, the highest level vampires are also Not afraid of the sun. Of course, neither is garlic.”

"Really or not?"

Xiaolin got incredible information.

But he didn't mean to say this, but about his status as a devil and a cadre of the Demon King's Army. Even a former cadre of the Demon King's Army would probably have quite a few problems.

"Hahaha, although I don't know what you are worried about, for Barnier, who does as the Romans do, socializing with neighbors is also perfect!"

He expressed pride in the harmony between himself and his neighbors, and even said: "I had a fierce confrontation with crows destroying garbage this morning, and was sincerely thanked by my neighbor's wife."

"The Archduke of Hell fights with crows and tries to socialize with his neighbors..."

The style of painting is really too sudden.

At this time, Aqua grinned at Barnier, trying to pounce on him.

Barnier turned his head and snorted.

"Huh? What does this look mean? I am a novice priest girl who is somewhat heartbroken to be treated as an uncle."

I have to say, this guy is very annoying.

And he was still angry with Aqua.

"Let me tell you, you kid..." Aqua looked at him eagerly and said in a bad tone: "Whose permission did you get to walk arrogantly on the street in broad daylight?"

Hey, hey, uncle, is this your acquiescence?

Rather than being treated like an uncle, Aqua was most upset when Barnier appeared in front of her.

"Hoho, when we walk on the street, do we need other people's permission?"

"I'm telling you, pests like you should stop wandering around during the day!"

Their hands grasped each other and their heads collided.

If there is no one around, there will be a fight.

"Okay, okay." Xiao Lin hurriedly stepped forward, separated the two people who were fighting together, and said, "Don't quarrel here! Enough is enough, you two will cause trouble to the neighbors."

"Don't stop me, Xiaolin!"

The stupid goddess refused to listen and wanted to fight.

Xiao Lin held her head down and lectured: "Are you an idiot?! If you guys start a fight here, the people around you might be killed, not to mention injured!"

"It doesn't matter, I will be resurrected when the time comes."

"Is this the problem?!"

Xiao Lin kept tapping her forehead and yelled: "Now we are the ones who were framed. What should we do if we are blamed again for doing something outrageous?!"

"but--"

"No buts, idiot! Use your brain, idiot!"

"Don't keep calling me an idiot! Doesn't this make me really look like an idiot?!"

The Idiot Goddess was unhappy with Krillin constantly calling her an idiot.

Xiao Lin didn't like her.

"Aren't you just a complete idiot, idiot!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Aqua was so aggrieved that she almost cried.

Barnier couldn't help but laughed wildly and said: "Hahahaha - it's really heartbreaking, boy. Just enjoy this rare day off."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

After he left, Aqua looked at his back with gritted teeth and glared at Xiaolin.

Xiaolin scratched his head.

"What are you doing, are you angry that I stopped you?"

"Let me tell you first, I'm not an uncle!"

"...Idiot?"

There is definitely something wrong with the stupid goddess.

————

Return to the mansion.

Today is a rare rest day, but although I am very free, I don’t have money to go out to play... Even though I feel bored staying at home and there are no entertainment activities, I have no choice but to take a day off to recover my strength.

Just when he was thinking this, a person sneakily ran over. She squatted next to Xiao Lin who was lying on the sofa, and softly called his name.

"Xiao Lin, Mr. Xiao Lin..."

Ah, here comes the troublesome guy.

To be honest, Xiao Lin really didn't want to talk to her. Instead of resting at home, he would rather go to the wild to pass the time. Now he couldn't even leave even if he wanted to.

And just when Xiao Lin thought that the stupid goddess was going to do something, she said suddenly: "You need to thank me."

"What?"

This guy is talking nonsense inexplicably. Why do you have to thank him?

But the stupid goddess was uncharacteristically full of divinity. She closed her eyes and said in a serious tone: "I have always cared about you and protected you. Come on, turn your daily gratitude into words... It's okay, it's best. It can be expressed through objects.”

"What are you talking about? What you are giving me is not care, but trouble, right?"

"Don't always look at the past, but look forward to the future. Have expectations for who I will be in the future, and pay your gratitude in advance."

"Stop beating around the bush! If you have anything to say, just say it!"

Xiao Lin rolled his eyes angrily.

Looking at her like this, you already know what Aqua wants to do without having to guess, it must be——

"I want to drink bubble wine."

I knew it was so!

With the temperament of the idiot goddess, whenever this happens, she will come over and ask for any reward, and every time she uses such ridiculous reasons that make people dumbfounded, Xiao Lin can't help but want to beat her.

But Aqua went even further and said, "I would be even happier if you could serve me meat dishes."

Although there are a lot of things I want to complain about, I decided not to waste my energy.

"so?"

Xiao Lin rolled his eyes and said, "Why do I have to serve you bubble wine?"

"So, it's an advance payment of gratitude——"

"You haven't given me anything! Just like this, you still want me to expect gratitude to be paid in advance in the future?!" Xiao Lin pointed at her head angrily and shouted: "Don't talk until you fall asleep! No, Don’t say that in your sleep! Because you are not qualified!”

"...How about this?"

Aqua didn't cry or lose her temper because of this. The veins on her forehead popped out but she still suppressed her discomfort and forced herself to smile happily.

Why is this guy so persistent this time?

Xiaolin felt something was wrong.

The stupid goddess changed her words: "Every time you worship me or make offerings to me, I will give you points."

"Hey, what are the points?"

"If you accumulate enough points, something good will happen...how about this?"

She said in a tone that said you had made a lot of money, but Xiao Lin immediately caught the loophole in her words and said angrily: "Wait a minute, doesn't this mean that if you want to be protected, you must serve you?" What do you mean?"

"The benefits obtained from protection and points are different, so there is no problem."

Aqua's eyes wandered wildly, and her words became increasingly unreliable. She could hardly maintain the divinity that a goddess should have.

Xiaolin snorted.

"I think it's better if you use your brain before speaking."

"Ugh!"

The stupid goddess was so stiff that she couldn't speak.

I don’t understand why I have to team up with her. Is it because I like her? Do you have to suffer so much just because you like the stupid goddess? This is punishment, right? The punishment for falling in love with a fool, right?

Aqua coughed lightly and said in an erratic tone: "Come on, now that you understand, let's quickly serve the ice-cold bubble wine, as well as the steaming barbecue dishes and sweet roasted sweet potatoes. Come on."

"ah…………"

Xiaolin let out a long sigh and looked at the stupid goddess with a sad look on his face.

Aqua shuddered uncomfortably and whispered, "Hey, can you stop looking at me like I'm a poor person? I'm a little hurt."

"I say, even though it's been so long, can I change a high priest?"

"Eh!?"

"Not a high priest is fine, 10,000... no, 1,000 Eris is fine too."

Kobayashi kept lowering his requirements.

Such a statement made the stupid goddess quite unwilling. She broke down and shouted loudly on the spot: "Wait a minute! Isn't this saying that I am only worth one thousand Eris!?"

"What are you talking about."

"Xiao Lin!"

"Aren't you giving it away for free?"

"You said it was for free, right? How dare you say that the goddess is for free!"

Aqua slapped Xiao Lin's shoulder angrily. She cried with tears in her eyes and said: "Besides, isn't it you, Xiao Lin, who wants to team up with me? So you take responsibility to take care of me! Pamper me! Worship me once a day and offer me bubble wine!"

Yes, that's right.

It was Kobayashi who insisted on teaming up with the stupid goddess because he envied her ability to move fountains, but——

"You have to know, Aqua."

Kobayashi said earnestly: "Society emphasizes equal exchange. You have to pay for what you get first. You can't do anything, but you act so high and mighty! You always want to be worshipped and enjoy the fruits of others' labor, and even make messy prophecies. This cunning idea makes me angry! Or, because you are a goddess, you can be allowed to do whatever you want, right? Ah, that's fine. If it were Eris-sama, I would be happy to serve her! But it's different with you! Tell me, to what extent do I have to compromise in order to serve you for free?"

The more Kobayashi talked, the angrier he got.

Although there is a strong suspicion that it was because Darkness made him angry recently, no matter if it was the fight with Vanir this morning, or the various things before.

In short, Xiaolin finally couldn't suppress his anger and yelled loudly, even belittling Aqua.

"Um... Um... Wuuuu..."

Aqua suppressed her tears, and her eyes were about to cry. Just when Xiaolin thought that he had said too much and wanted to apologize to make up for his mistakes, he didn't expect this guy to yell loudly.

"Obviously he is a playboy, obviously he is a playboy————"

"Hey, don't open your claws, don't scratch me!"

Aqua cried and attacked Xiaolin, and at the same time said aggrievedly: "Wuuu, it's not me... It's not that I want this... Wuuuuu..."

Tsk, it's really a bit too much.

"Wuuuuu... Peek!"

"Peek?"

"Σ(っ°Д°;)っ!"

"Shock?"

Seeing Aqua sneaking to see his reaction, Xiaolin couldn't help but sigh.

This guy always makes people angry.