I like traveling the most

Having said that, arguing with this guy is just a waste of effort. It's time to take a step back with good words.

"...I'm telling you, Aqua."

"Uuuuuuuuuah...what are you doing...?"

Aqua sniffled and peeked at Xiao Lin. After seeing that he was no longer angry, she calmed down her crying mood slightly, but the constant sobbing was still a headache.

"I said it a bit too much...maybe, probably, maybe, almost?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu then Xiaolin, are you reflecting on it?"

"Just a little bit, just a little bit."

Xiaolin made a gesture that could easily offend people, but this would not offend Aqua. She moved her nose and whispered: "That's more like it. People will always fail. I won't blame you because I'm broad-minded. But you have to learn from your failures. Before going to bed today, think about the retribution you did to me and reflect on it a hundred times."

Don't touch your nose and face, you stupid goddess.

Xiao Lin rolled his eyes angrily.

This guy would take things even further at times like this, which made him have to wonder whether his apology just now was necessary. If I had known better, I would have let her continue crying... Forget it, I would definitely be the one who was upset in the end.

Gululu~~~

"Ah...I'm hungry..."

At this time, Aqua's stomach made a loud noise, and she looked a little sluggish, so she was obviously starving. That's right, no wonder she came over to ask for food and drink. If she wasn't hungry, why would she come over to scold her?

However, after such a fuss, Xiao Lin was actually a little hungry.

"Okay, let's make something to eat."

"Okay! I want to eat fried frog meat! And I also want to drink some bubble wine...ah, no need for high-end products, just ordinary cheap ones."

Aqua was probably told by Xiaolin, and her demands immediately changed from big fish and meat to cheap goods. I don't understand where her boundaries are.

Although he really wanted to say something, considering that the idiot goddess had given in enough, Xiaolin stopped scolding her.

Wait a moment.

Have you been fooled by the windowing effect?

Xiao Lin twitched his lips and said, "Yes, yes, but you also have to help, and you can't just sit back and enjoy the benefits."

"Hey, hey, there's nothing we can do." Aqua said triumphantly: "Let you try the crispy-skinned fried frog meat specially made by Aqua!"

"Yes, I'm looking forward to it."

Although the idiot goddess has nothing to offer in ordinary work, her cooking skills are worth looking forward to, and she might actually be able to eat delicious food.

Happy times always pass quickly.

Leisurely holidays disappear in the blink of an eye.

What awaits them next is an extremely painful time.

"Ah, the day has finally come." Aqua said with some fear: "Once we go, we might never come back."

"Don't say such unlucky words. No matter what, you won't do anything particularly extreme during wilderness survival training..."

"Can you guarantee it?"

"Don't dare."

Xiao Lin covered his forehead in pain.

The wild survival training at night some time ago was not very effective, which made Darkness very angry. Later, she concluded that camping at night was probably too difficult from the beginning, so she suggested that it would be better to start with the simpler daytime training.

This isn't a question of whether or not you can refuse. Once Darkness has made up her mind, she can't come up with contradictory opinions.

And it's hard to say that Darkness won't do something excessive now. After all, he is a pervert of the pure Duaim. Even if he was educated in Sparta, it is not impossible.

Starting to feel uneasy.

Aqua looked back and forth and found that there was no one there. She said curiously: "I said, what are Megumin doing? If you are late, you will definitely be scolded."

"Yes, where is Megumin?"

Kobayashi didn't find Megumin either, and just when he was about to look for her, Darkness had already arrived in the courtyard of the mansion and greeted everyone.

"It's almost time, is everyone here?"

"Ah, Darkness, that Megumin..."

"Megumin's words are here."

Darkness grabbed her from behind and saw the little Loli appear in front of everyone with a helpless look on her face. Her collar was grabbed by Darkness, as if she was helpless and had no way to escape from the clutches of the bad guy. kitten.

Xiao Lin couldn't help laughing.

"...By the way, why did Darkness grab the back of your neck?"

"It's so obvious that you want to escape, huh, it's really ridiculous to try to deceive me to that extent."

Darkness laughed contemptuously.

But she was not angry, nor did she punish Megumin for it. She must have felt satisfied with the hide-and-seek game just now, so she let Megumin go so easily. No, maybe the punishment is over.

Kobayashi looked at Megumin who was caught.

"You are acting so randomly again..."

"I just want to release the explosion magic..."

Huihui was even more on the point of crying.

Her expression seemed to say that this was a complete misunderstanding, that she had no intention of escaping, and that she was simply going to release the explosion magic. But Xiao Lin couldn't help but want to complain. How could she come back alone in this situation? However, considering that it might make Darkness angry and offend Megumin at the same time, I couldn't help but keep silent.

Aqua tugged on his clothes and whispered: "I say, Xiaolin. I really don't want to go! Use your cleverness to find a way to escape!"

There was an obvious look of resistance and fear in her eyes. This guy suffered a lot the last time he survived in the wild. His physique easily attracted monsters and undead, making her a target in the dark.

All in all, it was a miserable night.

"Don't call me clever, okay?" Xiao Lin rolled his eyes and said at the same time: "By the way, I never thought about escaping this training this time."

His voice was not concealed, but he spoke it loudly, as if he meant it for Darkness to hear.

Darkness raised her eyebrows with a somewhat appreciative expression.

"Not bad, it's a good realization, Xiaolin."

"Enlightenment or something, it's not easy to practice our survival ability in the wild. I am very grateful to accept it."

"Haha, good boy. As a reward, I'll touch your head."

"Thanks!"

Xiaolin accepted Darkness's touch with satisfaction, just like a puppy that was happy to be praised by its owner. It was laughable to be arrogant at first and thoughtful at the other.

Aqua and Megumin were both dumbfounded.

"How could...what's wrong with you, Xiaolin!"

"Xiao Lin must have been trained physically and mentally by Darkness!"

Idiot, how is that possible?

Xiaolin rolled his eyes.

He did this for the sake of his next plan. These were all illusions to confuse Darkness. After all, if it aroused Darkness' suspicion, it might have the opposite effect, so he pretended to be so well-behaved.

But this is the first time.

Pretending to be cute is not Xiaolin's strong point. He decided to train Darkness well after she changes back.

Wait, isn't that rewarding her?

Damn it, no matter what, it’s the perverted female knight who makes the money, isn’t it?

Darkness was very satisfied with Xiaolin's enthusiasm. She didn't have any doubts. Of course, in this case, she was not worried about Xiaolin's contrast. She told everyone: "Then I will check the necessary equipment for survival in the wild first. You guys Wait here first.”

After saying that, he turned around and left the mansion.

Aqua whispered to the little Loli: "Megumin, look at Xiaolin's eyes. It's like a loyal dog watching its master."

"Really, people can make such a look." Megumin looked at Xiaolin with a sad face.

The conversation between the two of them as if no one was around hurt Xiao Lin's heart.

At this time, Darkness also disappeared, and Xiaolin finally no longer had to pretend. He pointed at the two of them and said, "Hey, over there. Stop talking nonsense."

"So, what's the matter with your attitude just now? We can only think that you have been completely trained." Huihui looked at him in disbelief and uttered words that were confusing.

"Loli, don't use words like training, it will make people think of very bad things."

Xiao Lin retorted vigorously.

"Who are you calling a lolita?" Megumin retorted even louder, and at the same time she shouted as if she wanted to fight: "I'm going to say it, I'm going to say it! Tune it up, tune it up, tune it up, tune it up—!"

"Wait a minute, Megumin!" Aqua grabbed the quarreling little girl and said to the two of them: "You're not doing this kind of thing now, right? Take this opportunity to run away!"

"No, didn't I say you won't run away?"

Xiao Lin flatly refused.

However, his attitude made the stupid goddess' face change. She subconsciously took a step back and covered her mouth. She looked at him in disbelief and said, "Sure enough, he has been trained..."

"I told you it wasn't the case!"

Xiaolin retorted again. He had no energy to explain the two people's random thoughts. However, in order for them not to ruin the plan and for Darkness to escape from this situation smoothly, they still needed their help, so they could only be patient. Temptation to explain.

"Actually, I have an idea I want to try."

"What does method mean?"

Megumin felt strange.

Xiaolin took out a piece of clothing from behind. It was a combination of black suspenders and leather pants. It looked very strange. It was a strange outfit that did not exist in another world.

"Remember this dress?"

"Of course."

Aqua said casually: "It's the clothes made from the slate before, right? Remember the island country is called..."

"Bundle costume."

"Bundling? What is that?"

Megumin was confused.

To be honest, this is not something that children should know, but Xiaolin knows that if he doesn't tell Megumin, this guy will definitely keep clamoring to know, and maybe it will cause trouble when the time comes, so he can only explain it.

"In my hometown, the clothes worn by Queen Dues are called bondage clothes."

"Ha...in Xiaolin's hometown, a queen dressed like this is in charge of the kingdom."

"Ah, no."

Seeing that Megumin misunderstood, Kobayashi immediately explained: "She is not a real queen, she is the kind of queen who is aloof and arrogant and gives rough orders, and enjoys bullying others. In short, she is the kind of queen who is now Darkness. Such a person is likened to a queen.”

"Indeed, it feels very suitable for Darkness now."

Huihui deeply agrees.

Ordinary Darkness is just ordinary Darkness, but once her Dues switch is turned on, she turns into a stern Queen, embarrassing them in every possible way, and even expecting their resistance.

"...Wait a minute, are you going to put this on Darkness?"

"What? Have you really been trained to be submissive?"

Aqua curled her lips in disgust.

What's even more outrageous is that this guy even took two steps to the side, as if Xiao Lin was some harmful germ.

This guy...

Hard, hard, fist hard.

"No, I have a plan."

"What's the plan?"

"That's..."

Before Xiao Lin could say anything, Darkness rushed back. She looked at everyone with a smile on her face.

"It's ready, let's go."

"Oh, oh! I know!"

Tsk.

It was all because Aqua and Megumin always talked about nonsense to delay time, so he didn't have the chance to reveal his plan. But now was not the right time to explain. It would be bad if Darkness was alerted, so he secretly told the two of them in a low voice.

"Listen up, you two. Don't tell Darkness about the clothes you just wore. This is crucial to the next plan."

He deliberately said it seriously, just to make Aqua and Megumin take it seriously.

Sure enough.

"He's being clever again! I know, and I will try my best to help!"

"Don't be clever! Also, you will definitely mess up if you take action, so don't do anything!"

"Why!?"

Aqua felt angry at being said that, and tilted her head in displeasure with her mouth raised.

Xiao Lin said it was serious because he wanted them to take it seriously, but he didn't want them to help. After all, these two guys always did stupid things that were superfluous. So don't add to the chaos, as long as it doesn't get in your way.

"Hey, what are you two mumbling about? Come here quickly!"

"Yes, I'm sorry!"

In the distance, Darkness was calling the two of them, and Krillin and Aqua immediately formed a united front after looking at each other.

So the cruel and rigorous training began.

"Ha...ha...ha...this is really a disaster..."

Megumin was panting and running ahead. What she was doing could no longer be called running, but moving.

"I'm going to be killed by Darkness..."

Aqua was also out of breath, and her condition was no better than Megumin's.

It's Xiao Lin.

He followed the two of them with a calm expression.

This simple level of physical training has no effect on him. To be honest, if it weren't for the experimental clothes, he wouldn't want to suffer the same fate as Aqua and the others.

Survival in the wild is not difficult for him at all, okay?

"What are you talking about? It's so ugly. I do this training for your own good!"

It’s just that Darkness enjoys it so much that Xiaolin can only accompany her.