I live in a desert island property

Taking a closer look, the two monkeys were lying quietly on the canoe, motionless, occasionally opening their eyes, and seeing Zhang Ming still beside them, they hastily closed their eyes again.

"What is this doing? Playing dead?"

The second monk Zhang Mingzhang couldn't figure it out, stood still on the canoe, and took out a glass ball from his arms... Well, it was actually the garbage he fiddled with when he was forging strange things, and he had a little mental ability to trigger greed , Of course, it's just a little bit, it doesn't have much effect.

(Here it comes, arms out!)

"Squeak!" (Don't talk, don't move even if it bites our toes.)

The monkeys faced each other, flirted privately, and pretended to be dead.

Zhang Ming waved his hand.

"Gulu!" The glass bead fell to the ground and rolled in front of the little monkey, exuding an inexplicable luster.

Soon, the little monkey's attention was attracted by the glass ball, and the seductive power made its monkey's heart beat like a "dong dong".

A pair of eyes couldn't help opening, and couldn't help staring at the glass ball.

...

"Ahem...Are you afraid of me? Playing dead? You're pretty smart." Zhang Ming didn't understand what the two monkeys were doing, so he pretended to take a few steps away.

But his mood is actually quite excited, this is a monkey! He dared to swear that any traveler who has been wandering on the sea for 10 years will be so excited that he will not be able to sleep when he finds the monkey rowing on the sea!

Obviously, the monkeys seemed a little afraid of him.

Zhang Ming soon understood that in order to frighten those bugs, he did not use the ability of "concealing himself". Coupled with the high-speed movement just now, he was like a missile, and his aura was indeed quite terrifying...

He dived directly into the icy water.

The golden light all over the body separates the cold water from the clothes, so you don't have to worry about getting wet.

"This vajra ability, the more you use it, the more useful it becomes." Zhang Ming praised in his heart.

...

Soon, the monkeys found out that Lao Zhang had left, and the little monkey immediately picked up the glass beads. He was extremely happy and happy like a fool, as if he had picked up some treasure.

But he didn't want the big monkey to grab the bead and throw it into the sea.

With a "plop", the little monkey was so anxious that he almost jumped into the icy seawater on impulse.

"Squeak! (Don't die!)"

The little monkey suddenly realized that the monster was really scary, and a little rubbish it threw out made its brave and fearless heart feel regretful.

The two monkeys picked up the paddles at the same time, trying to row away.

Thank you for your life-saving kindness, but we will not be guests.

"Chichizhixi! (You are so smart, big monkey. It really left.)" the little monkey said with admiration.

The big monkey who made the plan was all smiles. It was a miraculous day that they escaped from such a dangerous environment.

Big Monkey: (That monster is so stupid, it was deceived by us!)

(But where did that monster come from?)

Suddenly, the little monkey sitting opposite was stunned and screamed loudly!

It screamed extremely loudly, like a miserable howl before dying!

They even wanted to stop screaming and pretend to be dead, but it was too late, the golden monster appeared again, grabbing their boat viciously, just like grabbing a leaf, it was so easy!

Two monkeys are rowing like crazy, even though they have exhausted all their strength, they are still rowing like crazy!

Immediately afterwards, they found that their boat was motionless, because the boat was caught by the "monster", and they started yelling "rhinoceros" again.

The two monkeys yelled, scratched their ears, and didn't dare to jump into the extremely cold ocean. They found that their yelling was useless, and finally lay flat...

The monkey really lay on the ground, calmly waiting for its own death.

...

Zhang Ming was a little speechless, what happened to this monkey?

It seems that the level of intelligence is not low.

Pushing the canoe to the side of his own sailboat, he yelled: "Shimama, a guest is coming! I need to use your translation ability."

Shimama was still resting in the kennel. After being frozen into a lump of ice last night, this guy didn't know whether he was pretending or was really badly injured. He stayed by the stove all the time. As for the seam on his back, It has been restored long ago.

Shimama moved a little.

Translating fart, very tiring.

Caught two monkeys? Um? oh?

Shimama's obscene nature started to show up, she was eager to try, and was ready to give the guests a big surprise!

...

Seeing that the monster emitting golden light did not make things difficult for them, the two monkeys jumped up in fear, exchanging thoughts in their mouths, and jumped onto the deck.

They fumbled here and there familiarly, and when they saw the aluminum alloy on the deck, they showed strange expressions on their faces.

That expression made Lao Zhang indescribable, like a patient who has been imprisoned in a mental hospital for a long time.

"I am loved by dolphins and killer whales, what's going on with you two?"

The two monkeys found the room where the stove was again, pushed the door open without fear, and squeezed to the stove.

Zhang Ming: "..."

What's the situation, are you two monkeys too familiar? Who let you enter the room?

Brother Hao was resting his eyes with his eyes closed, but when he heard the sound of the door opening, he quickly opened his eyes and found two monkeys chattering and poking their buttocks with their fingers.

(Here...is a prison? What is this? Food raised by monsters?)

The lawless monkey, finding creatures weaker than himself, yelled with glee.

...

Old memories flooded my mind.

Brother Hao vaguely remembered that he had seen this kind of creature on the earth... Its owner often carried it around to travel around, and that weak creature was imprisoned in that place called the zoo.

Thinking of this, even Brother Hao, who was sick, bared his teeth and roared.

"Rhinoceros! (Monster)" the little monkey screamed loudly, startled by the grinning dog!

He took two steps back, and ended up stepping on Xiaobai's turtle shell!

Xiaobai was not polite either, he opened his mouth and bit it.

"Rhinoceros! (Monster)" it screamed again, and stepped on the extremely weird Shimama with its other foot.

Shi Mama was impolite, and groaned and repeated "rhinoceros (monster)", sticking directly to the soles of the opponent's feet.

The monkey was taken aback again and found the strange stone on the sole of its foot. It jumped up and down, shaking wildly, and couldn't get rid of the stinky stone no matter what.

And Shimama's obscene nature began to be released happily, slowly moving from the soles of the feet to the buttocks, and began to "buzz" and vibrate, while shouting "rhinoceros, rhinoceros".

The suffering monkey lay down slowly.

The stinky stone was still not satisfied, and rolled directly onto its face, yelling.

This scene... At first glance, it looks like a black answer that can't be removed is stuck on the face!

The other big monkey, who hadn't suffered yet, stared at this scene with eyes wide open, terrified, and also lay down, waiting to die.

"A motor!"

This must be the place of the devil! !

They have to endure a torment worse than death.

"Shimama, don't bully our guests." Lao Zhang couldn't stand it any longer and stopped the atrocity.

These two monkeys are really not powerful creatures. Their strength is roughly equivalent to 20-30 points of human physique.

That's right, only 20-30 points!

How to say this value...

Adult humans who have never practiced have only 20 points of physique, and 20-30 points of physique are not bad on the earth.

But looking at the sea of ​​demon gods, it can only be said that they are not even considered the bottom of the food chain... although their movements are indeed sensitive and seem to be a little bit intelligent.

"Sister Pelican eats a monkey in one bite, and it takes 10 to fill her stomach."

"These two weak monkeys probably escaped from a certain world."

Seeing their tired and frightened faces, Zhang Ming turned his head and chop off half a fish head from the kitchen.

A rough voice came from not far away.

The monkeys fantasized to their heart's content, and the scene where their monkey brains were knocked open really calmed down.

The ancients said: Kill the fish and show it to the monkeys!

Not long after, Zhang Ming took a big pot and put it on the stove.

This cold-water fish in the deep sea has tender meat and no intermuscular spines. Whether it is steamed, stir-fried, or directly made into sashimi, the taste is quite good.

"In such a cold environment, eating hot pot is the enjoyment in the world!" Zhang Ming took a stool and sat down, waiting patiently.

The only trouble is that the sun in this ghost place is too small to grow vegetables, and some seasonings such as onion, ginger and garlic are missing.

He can only use kelp and moss from the glacier instead of vegetables, but it also has a wild flavor.

After a while, the milky white fish oil was boiled out, and hot bubbles came out. In this cold environment, the fragrance was overflowing, making people salivate.

Zhang Ming took a piece with chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth, and nodded slightly. It was really delicious... But the spirit contained in it was a little less. After eating for a week, it is estimated that only a few attributes could be added.

"Talk is better than nothing!"

He filled another small bowl for Xiaobai and Brother Hao.

Finally, it was the turn of the two monkeys.

The two monkeys pretended to be nonchalant, but they were actually panicked and terrified, and wanted to eat to death. After all, they were really hungry, and the body's thirst for energy would not be a joke.

Under the dilemma of choosing, he kept scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, and almost couldn't hold back and cried out "Zhi Zhi Zhi".

When it was my turn, I found that there was only a small piece in the bowl.

The two monkeys showed dissatisfied expressions at the same time, and reached out to grab the piece in the companion's bowl. In their eyes, the companion's piece was bigger.

"When you encounter difficulties, you should exploit your companions, right? What's the difference between this and human beings?" Seeing the two monkeys fighting by themselves, Zhang Ming was quite speechless, and ate hot pot fish by himself.

It's not that he was stingy, he only gave a piece of meat.

It was the fish meat, no matter how bad it was, it was monster meat. He was afraid that the monkey's weak body would be strangled to death by a piece of meat!

The two monkeys snatched each other's fish, showing satisfied expressions, and then impatiently took a bite.