I live in a desert island property

This bite seemed to have discovered a new continent, and the monkeys showed extremely shocked expressions.

There is such a delicious thing in the world!

After eating this piece of meat, he eagerly stretched out his hand and asked Lao Zhang for it.

"Brother can't take a big step! (I still want to eat!)"

Suddenly, they realized that they were full, and there was a huge heat flow in their bodies. This unusual feeling of fullness made them quickly understand that if they ate any more, their bodies would explode!

The monkeys were very sad, why did they eat so fast, why did they gobble it up?

You should chew slowly and eat for a whole day!

But when he found the "monster", he took out another small bottle, took a sip happily, and a smell of alcohol permeated the small room.

The monkeys immediately became excited, we can't eat meat, we can drink!

The lawless character broke out again, and the two monkeys were overwhelmed. Their furry hands scratched and grabbed, intending to grab Lao Zhang's things!

As a result, just as he rushed forward, he was blocked back by a burst of golden light.

"King Kong" is indeed a universal ability, which can be used for defense, damage, and scaring monkeys.

After the two monkeys touched the golden light, they screamed "Wow" in horror as if they were burned by something.

Immediately afterwards, they recalled Zhang's mysterious horror, called "Zhi Zhi Zhi" twice, and patted the dust on their buttocks as if nothing had happened, saying that nothing happened just now, you don't mind, we monkeys just forget you It's a terrifying monster, now that you remember it, just pretend you didn't see it...

Lao Zhang laughed "hahaha", he didn't embarrass these weak life forms.

The sailboat has been drifting in this icy sea for too long, and the boredom of practicing every day is indeed quite difficult.

Even Xiaobai was on the side, sizing up quietly, with a very serious look on his turtle face.

"Zhizhizhi (This monster seems to be feeding us, and when it falls asleep, we will run away.)"

"Zhizhizhi (It's better to steal some fish meat, the meat is so delicious, one piece will fill you up.)"

The two monkeys chatted openly. They don't think that anyone here can understand their native monkey language.

Zhang Ming pretended to be very cold, but in fact he was eager to play with the monkey.

He coughed, took the Shimama translator, and communicated with the two guys.

"Shimama, ask, where did they come from? Did they come out of a certain world? What are you doing in this ghostly place?"

In fact, Shimama doesn't have much interest in such a good monkey. It prefers to bully the strong, but it involves a hidden world, so it can only lie on the ground and repeat it lazily in spiritual language.

As a result, the two monkeys jumped up and down in fright, babbled nonsense at Shi Mama, bared their teeth, and questioned loudly, why this stone can speak monkey language? ! Could it be that the stone had listened to their escape plot just now?

Big monkey: "Squeak! (Throw this stone into the sea, no one will know!)"

Little Monkey: (You go and throw it, you go and throw it!)

Shimama: ...

It has to be said that creatures like monkeys are completely degraded versions of humans.

Although they look smart, they are not very disciplined. They are hyperactive, gluttonous, cheap, rude, and lawless!

And the amnesia is extremely serious, it's like a fish's memory!

Now pay attention to Shangshi Mama, and the monkeys have forgotten Lao Zhang who is staring at him.

Obviously it is a situation of "man is a knife and I am a fish". The behavior of these two monkeys is as if they are in their own home.

Occasionally, he exclaimed a few words, then began to fumble with the things in the room curiously, and finally began to comb Brother Hao's dog's hair with great interest, as if looking for lice for it.

"These two guys, if they don't find something to do in their hands, they will be very nervous, right?"

Seeing that they didn't bully his dog, Zhang Ming let it go and asked Shi Mama to communicate slowly.

After a few minutes, the rough communication results came out.

Shimama said tremblingly in an old tone: (They said that they came from Houting Valley, a valley-like place...the temperature there is suitable, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the food is plentiful.)

(These two monkeys are on an adventure. There were seven monkeys at the beginning, and now only the last two remain.)

"What about the five? Have they escaped?"

(They are all dead.)

"What? Five monkeys died?" Zhang Ming didn't know whether to laugh or cry, seeing the monkeys looking around, "How can there be such an inexplicable sense of joy when such a tragic thing is told by them?"

The two monkeys answered the questions and were rewarded with a small sip of fish soup. Although they can no longer eat fish, they can still drink some soup.

After taking a mouthful of steaming fish soup, the monkeys were quite dissatisfied with their desires, and they were gone before they tasted it.

Those monkey faces were grinning, a little disgusted with each other's pettiness, but they didn't dare to attack.

Zhang Ming asked again: "Can we let them take us to its hometown? The temperature in the monkey's hometown is good, but now this place is really too cold..."

Shimama: (They said that in their world, there is a volcano, so it is warmer than here. But they must discover new knowledge before returning to their hometown, otherwise, they would rather die in the wilderness.)

What kind of custom is this?

Zhang Ming frowned, recalling the miraculous scene before: after encountering an irresistible crisis, the two monkeys lay on the deck one after another, acquiescing to their own death.

At first he thought the monkey was scared out of his wits, but he didn't expect it to be a kind of awakening to death?

Considering their 40-point physique, it is really not easy to wander in this ghostly place. Even if they are not hunted by monsters, they will be frozen to death within a few days.

"Meeting two monkeys at random, they are actually strong!" Zhang Ming marveled, grabbed a monkey, and stroked its fur twice.

The monkey struggled violently and almost gave Lao Zhang a bite.

"A strong man?" Shi Mama repeated a sentence, just these things, do they deserve to be strong?

Zhang Ming tilted his head, and said quietly: "Why don't you deserve it? My old Zhang only pays attention to the strength of the spiritual level, not the strength of the innate level."

"As long as it thinks that it is a strong person from the bottom of its heart and puts it into practice, then it is a strong person. How can such a monkey who is not afraid of life and death be unworthy?"

Shi Mama was shocked by this philosophical quote from the Great Emperor, and silently recorded it in her heart, but she heard Brother Hao next door suddenly grinning and jumping violently.

"Wow woof!"

It turned out that one of the monkeys found Hao's naked chrysanthemum very attractive, and Hao had no tail, so he couldn't bear curiosity and poked it a few times.

Although brother Hao was sick, he still had the strength to yell a few times after his chrysanthemum was poked.

Shi Mama immediately repeated in surprise: "The strong one?!"

Lao Zhang raised his forehead, and he felt inexplicably embarrassed to recognize the monkey as a strong man: "Forget it, pretend I didn't say it!"

...

Questions about the monkeys continue.

It may be because of eating fish, or it may be because Lao Zhang's current behavior is still kind, and the monkeys are ten to one, and they are still cooperative.

"What are their customs? What are they doing here?"

(They say that one must travel farther than his ancestors and discover more useful things before he can return to his hometown with honor and be buried in his hometown.)

Zhang Ming ate more than half of the hot pot on his own, and then patted his stomach unsatisfied: "Where did their ancestors go at most?"

Shimama said: (This is here, the endless ocean and glaciers, a large number of insect monsters, they have never walked out of this glacial abyss.)

(They insist that unless they can discover more knowledge in the abyss, there is no reason to return to their hometown.)

Zhang Ming rubbed his chin, and the monkeys described this sea area as "the abyss", a term that is not very beautiful.

Of course, it may also be due to translation.

"Spiritual language" will always transform the general meaning into an understandable concept.

"Impossible, relying on the strength of you monkeys, even with the accumulation of people, it is impossible to get out of the abyss." Zhang Ming shook his head and said, "Our ship has been in this sea area for two full years. In theory, it has sailed for about ... 60,000 kilometers?"

"Just with their canoes, how long will it take to row 60,000 kilometers? Even if you cut off your hands, you can't row thousands of kilometers."

"The temperature at night is lower, even if you don't encounter monsters, you will freeze to death."

(They said they carried some survival tools. With luck, they can live a long time.)

"is that so……"

Zhang Ming stood up and explored in the monkey's canoe. There were indeed hunting tools such as ropes, fishing rods, spears, bows and arrows, and a kind of fiery red stone that emitted amazing heat. The monkeys seemed to be This stone is used for heating.

"It seems to be a kind of... strange thing?" He moved slightly in his heart.

"It seems that the level of civilization of monkeys is not bad, not as I imagined."

Zhang Ming turned his head and returned to the stove room.

After Shi Mama's translation, the two monkeys called "Zhi Zhi Zhi" a few times. They could not understand distance terms such as 60,000 kilometers, but they still had some sense of time.

So they thought it was impossible for them to discover new knowledge, and they lay silently on the deck, waiting for the arrival of death.

Zhang Ming found that these guys were depressed, so he pointed to the fish head hot pot and said with a smile: "Is this a new discovery? As long as you have new knowledge, you can go back to your hometown, right?"

"Is the fish head hot pot delicious, do you want to take it back to your hometown?"

After Shi Mama's translation, the monkeys looked at Zhang Ming contemptuously, can you stop being so country bumpkin?

Even if you have some delicious food, it is a new discovery? !

What else do we monkeys need this tradition for? !

Simply find a larger glacier at random, and go straight back to your hometown!

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