I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Looked up.

The youth suddenly found that the sky was obscured by a large shadow.

what.

That is the majestic pectoralis major.

and many more.

What the **** is the pectoralis major?

The young man shook his whole body, and raised his head in disbelief until his neck was so painful.

A face that could still discern the delicate features of a woman was stuck high on the "iron tower".

"!"

Click, click, click.

That was the sound of a sudden petrification.

...

Su Xiaosu's expression was dumb.

She has seen too many such reactions, too many.

Well, it's so called.

She silently took out the phone and turned to a photo that was clear enough to make her pores identifiable.

The picture shows a chubby flesh face, his eyes are invisible, and the fat on his cheeks squeezes out an arc of happiness.

"Excuse me, have you ever seen this person? It may be a little thinner than in the photo, but the eyes must be right. There is only one slit left."

"Excuse me, have you met him?"

Su Xiaosu tried his best to use the most gentle and elegant tone.

When you go out, you must convince people with reason.

Whether it is physics or reason.

——It's all reason.

The youth shivered.

The legs are weak.

Su Xiaosu lowered his head, and the shadow coverage area increased a lot.

She patiently repeated the question: "Have you ever seen this flexible squinted fat man?"

"I, I, I..." The young man's face was pale.

His lips trembled, but he finally reacted.

"Mom! I want to go home—"

Turn around and run.

Su Xiaosu sighed.

Silently stretched out his hand to lift up the innocent young man who was just about to turn around and run home.

The kind with **** holding the collar lightly.

"Have you ever seen this flexible squinted fat man?"

Su Xiaosu asked with a soft tone and tirelessly asked.

"I am a reasonable woman. Generally speaking, I don't use violence. Don't worry."

...

...

Haiting City.

Pudong District.

Time: 18:30.

It was dusk.

far away.

There are countless metal wrecks floating on the surface of the sea.

The oil stains on the sea surface in the distance, the sunlight reflected seven colors of light, like slices of rainbow-like Xia Yi, reflecting each other in the sky.

"Well, the scenery of the coastal city is really unique."

Yi Lin squinted his eyes and looked into the distance, in a happy mood.

Just now.

The death mark on Yi Lin's chest vibrated slightly.

Li Erpang no longer twitched to send text messages, and directly came to the voice call.

"Can I do it?"

Yi Lin looked at the time, and after thinking about it for a moment, he said to Li Erpang, "19:00."

"Wait, are you sure it's useful? You won't cheat me again, will you?"

Li Erpang's tone is still somewhat uncertain.

In fact, Yi Lin really wanted to talk.

Be confident and remove the question mark.

But Yi Lin thought carefully, in order to increase the success rate of the plan, he still had to calm the little fat man's emotions a bit.

"What age is it now?"

Li Erpang was taken aback when he heard the words: "In 2121?"

Yi Lin chuckled: "Yes, it's been 2121. Are you still worried about the unsuccessful plan? If you don't believe me, take the time to check the Haiting City BBS? I just accidentally found a few interesting posts."

Haiting City BBS?

What's the meaning?

What's the plan for the Haiting City BBS?

But out of a little trust in Yi Lin and Li Erpang's own curiosity, he still opened the Haiting City BBS.

It does not matter.

At first glance, Li Erpang suddenly became tight.

...

[Barbie King Kong was discovered in Zhongzhu District of this city! 】

[The real women's clothing boss was discovered in Zhongzhu District, there are pictures and the truth! 】

[Be careful with more pictures! 】

[Women's elders persuade people with reason, looking for a flexible squinted fat man! 】

[Selling melon seed sodas in the front row, let's talk about the little secrets that have to be said between the flexible squinted fat man and the women's big guy! 】

[Women's women have a headache and cry on the street, is this... Is it moral decay or a distortion of human nature? 】

...

Yi Lin calculated the time. It is estimated that Li Erpang, who is slightly tight, could read the post and read the post, so he smiled and sent a "smile".

"Look, this is the age of advanced technology. Nothing is impossible. Believe in yourself and believe in plans."

"I really trust you so much!"

A sad tear was squeezed out of Li Erpang's eyes, and he put away the phone in a complicated mood.

At this time, a song rang around Li Erpang at the right moment.

It is an eye drops advertisement that combines classical music style-

"Don't ask who I am~"

"Please face me~"

"Look at the tears from the corners of my eyes~"

"I'm no different from you~"

"But my heart breaks more easily~"

...

"..."

"Besides, if you wait for that, she may not be able to recognize you, so calm down."

Li Erpang thought for a while, it seems that he is also, not to mention that his fat level is far inferior to that in Gotham City, not to mention...Wait?

Thinking about it this way, Li Erpang silently swallowed back his sad tears, and ignored Su Xiaosu for the time being.

Anyway, Haiting City is so big and crowded, it may not be possible to run into it, right?

Li Erpang finally refocused his mind on the next plan.

"Okay, just believe you once, don't you cheat me like Gotham this time?"

Yi Lin corrected it earnestly: "The one who pitted you in Gotham City is Pan Zhengyi."

"NS!"

Li Erpang instantly remembered what had happened in Gotham City, and wanted to knock the **** Pan Zhengyi to death with a stick.

Yi Lin looked at the time again.

Wrangling with Erfaan classmates for a while, and wasted more than ten minutes.

He temporarily hung up the call of Li Erpang.

Contact Oralle.

"Lele, are you ready to turn off the monitoring system in the city? The monitoring system in Haiting City is more advanced, you know."

"Don't call me Lele, my name is Oulele!" Oulele first muttered uncomfortably, and then asked with some anxiety: "Are you sure we can really do this? What if something happened. thing……"

"Don't worry, I will inform Zhao Yulong."

"Huh? When did it happen?" Oulele couldn't help being startled when he heard the words.

Why don't I know about such a big thing?

Yi Lin: "Waiting for the meeting."

Oulele: "???"

...

【18:55】.

Yi Lin looked at Zhao Yulong's head silently.

"Forget it, let's report afterwards."

Cough.

Yi Lin sat in the corner.

Overlooking the city.

There is a bucket of popcorn by the feet.

There are also two cups of hand brewed coffee.

After a long night, you have to make some preparations.

This mandatory reality task is now the second day.

If all goes well, it can be resolved tonight.

If it doesn't go well...not surprising.

Yi Lin looked at the time again.

Yi Lin started remote command.

"Second fat classmate Er fat classmate, please take your place!"

Erfaan classmate: "...Kakkakakakaka."

"In place?"

"Fuck! Ready!"

Li Erpang said vaguely, as if nibbling on something.

Yi Lin slowly played a question mark, but he didn't care.

So I didn't ask much.

"Student Oulele, classmate Oulele, please take your place!"

Oulele's voice seemed to be suppressed and could not hide the excitement: "Oulele is already in place!"

Click.

The minute hand rotates.

Yi Lin smiled slightly: "ShowTime."

...

...

[19:00].

Haiting City.

Pudong District.

Night fell.

People come and walk.

Bustling.

For the bustling Haiting City, at this time, the lively nightlife has just begun.

Li Erpang finished a big bag of chicken drumsticks on time.

Although it is a synthetic high-quality protein, compared to the original fried chicken legs in Gotham City, classmate Li Erpang always feels inferior.

"Ah, it's still the original one."

Li Erpang spit out the synthetic chicken bones, throwing away the trash bag casually.

Suddenly he realized that this is not Gotham.

There is no need to brush off the crime value.

So classmate Li Erpang picked up the trash again and threw it into the smart trash can.

When the smart trash can "eats" to the trash, it emits a sweet as sweet as Maria Ozawa's synthetic sound: "Thank you for feeding me! Dear!"

"..."

Li Erpang decided to ignore this shameful AI voice.

Fuck, who would be happy! Hahaha!

Zi Zi Zi-

Suddenly, there was a slight electrical noise from the monitoring equipment overhead.

To be precise, it should be the monitoring equipment of the whole city, all at the same time, the noise of varying degrees was transmitted.

-It's scrapped.

"OK!"

Li Erpang hid in the alley and slowly took out the pre-prepared props from the storage space.

While feeling a little uneasy in her heart, she felt a little crazy pleasure at the same time.

As an apostle, he is too peaceful in the real world.

Chong Chong Chong!

Who is afraid of whom!

Who is afraid of Who!

...

...

"Huh? Look at it quickly? What is that?"

"Are you making a movie?"

"No, there is no camera around?"

"You are stupid, I heard that the latest mini-tracking camera has been released, the purpose is to fully mobilize the emotions of the actors, and strive to achieve the most realistic effect..."

"666, really?"

"..."

A strong figure.

Silently appeared in the crowded Pudong District of Haiting City.

The lower body...it's normal.

It’s just that on the man’s head, he was wearing a funny big-eyed bunny headgear. Two faint holes were cut out at the position of the two eyes. The bunny’s two pink ears were raised up high, giving people a cute look. Feeling cute.

Although this rabbit looks a little fat, but overall the size is acceptable.

Behind the big-eyed rabbit, there is a dark, narrow box, about one meter long, and I don't know what's in it.

The rabbit strode high and high and walked on the bustling street.

Instantly attracted the attention of countless people eating melons.

After all, it's not time to show up.

Compared with other people, this costume looks very ghostly when walking on the road.

As a result, countless people immediately habitually picked up their mobile phones and snapped photos of the big-eyed rabbit in the bustling street.

Damn it?

Is this ready for hot search?

Originally, Li Erpang was a little doubtful about Yi Lin's "plan".

But when I saw the reaction of the people, I was immediately happy.

This is indeed the era when traffic is king!

As long as you dare to fight, even a dog can be so hot!

Unexpectedly, I, Li Erpang, would also be a star one day.

The fat man thought happily.

Although he knew it, his outfit looked shameful.

But it is not important.

With his face covered anyway, no one can recognize himself.

It is estimated that it is his own piercing old man who has to weigh it a few times when he sees this headgear.

What a perfect disguise!

Really perfect!

No flaws.

Li Erpang took various poses to the camera by the way.

Happy mood.

Click, click, click.

Li Erpang, wearing a "big-eyed rabbit" headgear, was like a bright star in the night in Haiting City at this moment.

Extraordinarily dazzling.

soon.

Li Erpang’s costume instantly occupied the hot post of Haiting City’s BBS at a terrifying speed.

I instantly topped several other hot posts.

By the way, before Li Erpang appeared, the original hot post was -

[Star Li Changge was jealous of enthusiastic fans, and sent a doll with a realistic size that can explode! 】

[Women's big guy is still tirelessly searching for a flexible squinted fat man! Please come quickly and take away the ladies' boss! 】

[C13 train exploded-beep beep]

Subsequent content has been 404.

In short.

As soon as the new hot posts appeared, they received hundreds of thousands of readings and likes in just a few minutes.

The speed of this fire is terrifying.

Of course, no one knows.

Oral is hiding behind the scenes, secretly happy.

The traffic of other hot posts was lowered by him unknowingly.

This operation is extremely simple for Oral.

Otherwise, it is just a fat man wearing a headgear. Under normal circumstances, it is difficult to top the hot posts of "women's clothing boss".

After all, compared with the hooded rabbit, the women's clothing boss is more curious, and can satisfy the psychology of the people who eat melons.

...

【Shock! A ‘Fat Rabbit with Big Eyes’ was found on the streets of Pudong District. The poster seriously suspected that he had mistakenly entered the street shooting scene! There are pictures and the truth! Be careful with more pictures! 】

...

The post quickly became popular.

One hundred thousand.

Two hundred thousand.

Just ten minutes.

With the help of Oulele, Li Erpang's new look became popular on the BBS in Haiting City.

Among them, another reason why this post can become popular in a short period of time is that Er Fat students have put up various difficult poses very cooperatively.

【19:30】

Half an hour passed quickly.

at the same time.

Zhongzhu District, Haiting City.

Su Xiaosu is still tirelessly persuading people with reason, constantly wanting to ask about the position of Li Erpang.

Although the process is a bit difficult.

Within fifty meters of her, no one dared to approach her.

After all, Su Xiaosu's body shape is a bit murderous.

But it is not important.

Su Xiaosu believes that as long as the skill is deep, the iron pestle will be ground into a needle.

In the vast crowd, it is not difficult to find Li Erpang as long as there is destiny.

Su Xiaosu suddenly found out at this time.

There seems to be something wrong with the atmosphere of the surrounding crowd.

They all stared into their hands together, whispering in whispers with weird expressions.

It seems to be very happy.

Su Xiaosu: "?"

She walked up quietly.

There are a few little girls sitting there.

Giggled.

"Hehehe, this fat rabbit is so interesting, shouldn't it really be the shooting scene?"

"It's hard to say, maybe it was a short video? I didn't expect it to be really popular."

"Yeah, it's getting hot out of nowhere."

Just when a few little girls were browsing BBS hot posts.

The colorful neon lights above my head were suddenly obscured by a large shadow.

When they found that it was dark in front of them, they raised their heads subconsciously, all of them turned pale with fright, their faces turned pale, and they called mother one after another.

Su Xiaosu tried his best to squeeze a kind smile: "What are you looking at? Who is the fat rabbit?"

"Yes, get sick! I don't know how to watch BBS!"

Although several little girls were taken aback by Su Xiaosu, Su Xiaosu's lethality is undoubtedly weak for women. After they reacted, they did not dare to stay where they were, leaving Su Xiaosu as quickly as possible.

Haiting City Forum?

Su Xiaosu muttered to himself.

She pinched the phone with two fingers.

Swipe across the screen with difficulty.

——Because the slap is too big.

Finally opened the Haiting City BBS.

A top hot post with a reading volume of up to one million greeted Su Xiaosu's eyes.

suddenly.

Su Xiaosu smiled sweetly.

"Finally I find you."

...

【19:40】

Zhongzhu District.

Mayor’s Office.

As we all know, the mayor of Haiting City has the surname Li.

At the same time, almost everyone in Haiting City knows that the mayor of Haiting City is also one of the five giants of the "Z5 Council".

After all, that is a person who often appears in the news.

A gesture of action is enough to cause a major earthquake in the entire Dragon Kingdom.

"Patriarch, it's not good! I just sent a message from various district police stations. It is said that at about 19:00, the city's monitoring system was paralyzed almost at the same time due to some unknown reason. The technical team is now rushing to repair."

"Repair? No need."

A plainly dressed middle-aged man sat on an office chair with a smile, and was happily swiping his cell phone.

The confidant of Li's family, who was rushing in in a rush, was also the mayor's most trusted male secretary. He immediately looked bewildered.

No, no need?

What's the meaning?

"Haha, leave the monitoring system alone, Xiaode, come and take a look at this."

Although the male secretary had countless question marks in his heart, even though the mayor had already spoken, the male secretary did not dare to say anything. He approached silently and stood respectfully on his side.

I saw the mayor's mobile phone, and it was a popular post on the BBS of Haiting City.

At first, the male secretary didn't pay much attention.

But looking at it, his eyes gradually widened.

"Little De, do you see anything?"

"Uh... Patriarch..." The male secretary looked hesitantly: "IMHO...at first glance, this one wearing a bunny headgear...may be a bit like the second fat young master."

"Be confident and remove the five words'may be a bit like'." The middle-aged man rubbed his eyebrows and put down the phone: "It's my stupid son, what is he tossing about?"

"Really young master?"

"Forget it, don't care about him, the monitoring system has been taken over by ‘others’, so you don’t need to rush to repair it for now."

The eyes of the middle-aged people are faintly shining: "Also, let the city's ambulances, fire brigades, and rescue teams stand by at any time, Haiting, these two days may not be calm."

On the mayor’s office computer interface.

A read message has not had time to close.

The celebrity of the post office is clearly ——

"Specific group", Oulele.

...

...

time flies.

No matter how happily being a star, there is always time to get bored.

What's more, classmate Li Erpang was already blinded by a large flash of light.

While trying to squeeze the crowd, he moved quickly in Pudong District.

"Hey, are you sure that this is true? Fatty, I feel like I have no other use for eggs other than being photographed like a monkey?"

"Hehe, it's not a monkey, it's a fat rabbit with big eyes."

Yi Lin smiled and corrected ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and added: "Besides, don't I think you are having a good time?"

"Le your sister! Do your eyes see me happy? Are you sure, other people really don't recognize me?"

Li Erpang began to feel a little unconfident again.

"Don't worry, generally speaking, I can't recognize it."

Unless... the familiar kind.

"That's good!" Li Erpang was comforted by Yi Lin again, finally relieved.

suddenly.

Yi Lin's pupils shrank, and his voice instantly became serious.

"Fat man, don't look back. Behind you, at seven o'clock, about 50 meters away, there is a woman with dyed red hair..."

"!"

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