I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Li Er was fat and listened.

The pink bunny ears shivered suddenly.

There is even a bit of fried hair.

woman?

Zhang Huichun? ? ?

Li Erpang has heard the story of Zhang Huichun.

From Yi Lin's mouth.

That was the cruel man who got up from the morgue.

That was a ruthless person who was involved in a "mandatory reality task" for no reason.

This kind of ruthless person who has committed the Tiantiao can't even tolerate the "tower" may now be behind his ass. How can this make Li Erpang calm down?

"Zhang, Zhang Huichun?"

Li Erpang shrank his belly. If Yi Lin hadn't reminded him for the first time, he would almost subconsciously want to turn his head back.

But finally resisted this action.

At this time, he had no other choice but to listen to Yi Lin's command.

If one day he has a fat belly, Li Erpang might not be so panicked.

But the point is...

He doesn't have enough fat right now!

He has eaten very hard!

Eat it day and night!

But for a while, how can it be so easy to eat a big white fat man again?

Yi Lin squinted his eyes for a moment.

"uncertain."

"apostle?"

The fat man asked again.

"It's 70% possible."

"Fuck? Seventy percent? Boss, don't be kidding!"

Yi Lin chuckled, "Do you really think I am a god? She behaves a bit strangely, but she is not an apostle. You have to wait for her to make sure."

"..."

Under the headgear.

The fat man couldn't help rolling his eyes.

Of course, under the nose, no one saw it.

Who doesn't know if you shot it?

Couldn't it be that before the apostle takes a shot, he can kill him directly with a thunderous posture?

How domineering!

How direct!

How decisive!

Li Erpang's heart slightly yelled.

But he didn't dare to move.

Still walking in the busy streets at a normal pace.

Many people saw Li Erpang's dress, and at a glance recognized that this "big-eyed fat rabbit" was the current Internet celebrity in Haiting City, and they took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

There are even quite a few daring cute girls who come up directly for a group photo.

At this moment, classmate Li Erpang felt that he had suddenly reached the pinnacle of his life.

"30 meters."

Yi Lin was overjoyed seeing the fat man taking a photo with Mengmei, and he ate a popcorn and reminded him expressionlessly.

"NS!"

The fat man has turned his palm up.

There are faint blue veins appearing on the back of the palm.

There was even a faint golden glow.

"Wait, didn't you say that you would meet Fat Master me on the side?"

After Li Erpang was ready, he entered a serious state, feeling that there seemed to be a murderous intent approaching behind him.

By the way, he couldn't help asking again.

"Relax, I watched."

Li Erpang looked around, and muttered in a low voice, "You have been around? Why didn't I see you?"

Yi Lin couldn't help laughing: "Did anyone spot me when I bombed the whole Gotham?"

Li Erpang was shocked when he heard this: "You, you, can you stealth skills?"

Yi Lin smiled again, noncommittal.

Classmate Li Erpang took Yi Lin's reaction as a default, and couldn't help shouting into the communication channel.

"Fuck! You really have such a conscience-defining skill? Do you still have humanity! This kind of skill... I will give Fat Master one too! Ah no, let's give it a shot! Fat Master is willing Accept the punishment from heaven!"

"..."

I saw the red-haired woman slowly approaching behind Li Erpang, who on the surface looked like a crowd eating melons, holding a mobile phone in her hand.

30 meters.

20 meters.

10 m.

The red-haired woman is getting closer and closer to Li Erpang's classmate.

suddenly.

The red-haired woman shook her body. In an instant, she moved several orders of magnitude faster. She stretched out her white palm and grabbed the black box on the back of Li Erpang's back.

"Do it."

Yi Lin kept staring at the red-haired woman's movements. As early as when the red-haired woman moved, he reminded Li Erpang to do it concisely.

"You are so slow!"

Li Erpang gritted his teeth. Before Yi Lin reminded him, he had already noticed a strong wind coming from behind!

What a fast car! Ah no, what a quick palm!

Women’s goals are—

The box behind him!

The fat man didn't understand at the beginning, why the red-haired woman came to grab the box the first time, instead of shooting himself.

Although Li Erpang was not as shrewd and insidious as Yi Lin, he was not stupid either. Li Erpang vaguely understood something when the red-haired woman acted.

"Dare to attack you fat man me?"

Li Erpang smiled coldly, turned around, and didn't evade the white tender hand that came on. Maybe it was a bit refreshing to be marked...cough, in short, Li Erpang intends to use injury for injury. He slapped the opponent's chest directly with a palm.

This seemingly unremarkable palm is not simple.

At the very least, Li Erpang knew in his heart that this palm was not easy.

A palm can crack stones, smash gold, and kill people!

"Pooh!"

I don’t know if it was Li Erpang’s illusion. When he shot, he could clearly hear a disdainful pooh from the mouth of the red-haired woman?

call out-

In the light and flint, the red-haired woman was also considered cautious. Without understanding the fat man's ability, she did not dare to take the palm of the fat man. The little hand that was about to pat on Li Erpang's chest unexpectedly came to a halt.

In a blink of an eye, Li Erpang's eyes flashed, the red-haired woman turned over and jumped over Li Erpang's head, and came to Li Erpang's back.

"Agile side?"

Li Erpang's heart sank.

To be fair, among the apostles of the three routes, Li Erpang is the least good at dealing with the apostles on the agile side.

The reason is simple.

—Can't catch it.

In other words, it is impossible to shoot to death.

The red-haired woman's goal was clearly the box behind Li Erpang, and after flashing behind Li Erpang, she directly reached out and pulled her hand behind Li Erpang's back.

"NS!"

Li Erpang yelled, flipped his palms, and fought with the red-haired woman directly on the spot.

Anyway, if you hit the chest, I hit the chest, no one has lost anyone.

Li Er fat thought happily.

But even though Li Erpang's movements seem to be flexible, he is on the side of real strength, without the slightest water.

In addition, now Li Erpang used the final hole card in the last world trial [Burn it! Fat! 】While exhausting the fat from the hard work, the fat man at this moment is not in the best condition.

If you are in 【Attack! Fat! In the state of 】, the other party's tricks on him were almost painless, Li Erpang completely chewed on his chicken legs while enjoying the other party's tickling.

But now it hurts slightly.

Li Erpang yelled at him, slapped his palm on the afterimage of the opponent.

But the red-haired woman seems to have noticed something wrong with Fatty's palms, not to mention whether it was patted on the shameful chest, even if it was patted elsewhere, it seemed uncomfortable.

For a while, no one can do anything.

When the two are fighting.

The other melon-eating people were already dumbfounded in the face of this sudden change.

No one thought that this section, which was originally only seen in the movie, was now staged in front of them alive.

"Fuck! Fatty can't stand it anymore!"

How could Li Erpang care about being exposed under countless cameras?

This was not a yelling for no reason, but to Yi Lin in the communication channel.

What about the good support?

Say it's hiding aside?

People?

People?

What are you doing!

Li Erpang felt that he had been pitted by Yi Lin again.

Although the fighting between the two seemed extremely exciting, in fact, no matter who it was, they would not dare to use horrifying skills in the street, even if the fat man covered his face with a headgear.

This is the default rule among the apostles, and it is also an unspoken rule.

Sudden.

The red-haired woman moved.

Backed back quickly.

Ten meters away from Li Er fat.

Li Erpang slapped his palm for a moment, and then took a breath, before he cast his gaze on the red-haired woman ten meters away.

"?"

Li Erpang finally saw the red-haired woman's...face? ? ?

The red-haired woman wore an exquisite fox mask on her face, covering almost the entire face, only showing her exquisite chin and two bright eyeballs.

"Fat rabbit!"

The red-haired woman suddenly mentioned her tone and shouted loudly: "Hurry up and hand over the weapon behind your back, otherwise, don't blame me'Red Fox' for being polite!"

Red fox?

Fat rabbit? ?

Li Erpang looked dumbfounded.

But at this moment.

When the woman who claimed to be a red fox was speaking loudly, the crowds who watched the melon with gusto all around suddenly realized it.

"Sure enough, I'm filming!"

"Is this the fabled location?"

"Is it spicy and advanced? One shot to the end? It's awesome! Compared to those who only hide in the studio and play special effects nowadays, there are so many awesome!"

"6666!"

"What movie? When will it be released?"

"Fat rabbit vs. red fox? What kind of ghost story is this? Is there a little story that Judy and Nick have to tell?"

"..."

Under the fat rabbit headgear.

Li Erpang opened his mouth wide.

I finally understand.

You can still play like this?

Talent!

at this time.

Li Erfa's pupils shrank suddenly.

He turned his head subconsciously.

Behind.

left.

right.

Three men walked out separately.

Two tall and one short.

And on the faces of the three men, they also wore weird masks, hiding their true colors!

A man wearing a black cute tiger mask: "Me, black tiger!"

The man wearing the mask of a yellow monkey: "I, the yellow monkey!"

The last one was a short man wearing a blue snake head mask. He seemed young to hear: "I, green snake."

Four apostles!

Li Erpang suddenly had an idea of ​​shooting Yi Lin to death.

He is not like the people who eat melons, the more enthusiastic the atmosphere, the happier.

Li Erpang's heart is getting more and more solemn.

If in normal times, Li Erpang has thick skin and thick skin, and if the opponent does not have a particularly strange skill, he can resist the four apostles, it is not impossible to try.

—I won’t get pregnant anyway.

But in this case, it's no different from begging to die.

"You still don't make a move?"

Li Erpang narrowed his eyes, gritted his teeth and yelled in a low voice on the voice channel.

"Try to escape! I will meet you on the side!"

Yi Lin's expression was calm, and he was not surprised by what happened before him.

Four men and one woman?

Is there Zhang Huichun in it?

The other party didn't seem to be a fool either. He knew that he was going to do something inappropriate, but he was not stupid enough to reveal his true colors.

After all, in the light of everything, once the identity of the apostle is exposed, the follow-up will be extremely troublesome.

Unless, the other party can find an apostle with the ability similar to Oral to help completely erase the traces that have appeared in the real world.

Yi Lin held the binoculars.

Overlooking the city.

His eyes didn't just fall on the dedicated "actors" such as Fat Rabbit, Black Tiger, Red Fox, Green Snake, and Yellow Ape.

…

the other side.

Li Erpang got Yi Lin's answer.

Inexplicably, I felt a little relieved.

Listening to the boy's tone, it seemed that he didn't intend to sell himself.

only.

The weapon they talked about... Could it be the box they carried on their back?

Thinking of this, Li Erpang's tone became hardened.

Maybe because of the atmosphere.

Or maybe it's because of the lines.

In short, unknowingly, this sense of substitution is inexplicable.

Li Erpang sneered coldly: "Just because of you who ran out of the zoo?"

When the red fox heard the words, he was a little speechless: "Aren't you..."

Li Erpang: "..."

Sudden.

Li Er fat moved.

He didn't continue talking nonsense, like a tank, he stepped on his feet suddenly, and the ground trembled slightly.

In a blink of an eye, classmate Er Fat no longer hides his strength, he used this stepping force abruptly to make up for his lack of agility, and slammed into the red fox's arms like a cannonball.

There is actually a trick to playing more with less.

Especially those with thick skin like Li Erpang.

When being besieged, you don't actually need to think about how to beat everyone down.

Li Erpang only needs to stare at one of them, hold on, and beat him to death.

—This is the trick.

The know-how without the know-how.

During that collision, Li Erpang's golden glow flowed between his right palms, and he patted the red fox directly on the chest like gold and iron, with a fierce aura.

At the moment Li Erpang took out his palm, no one saw him. Under the bunny headgear, Li Erpang's expression became sacred and solemn, no longer insignificant.

Unprepared, the Red Fox didn't expect that Li Erpang would be so decisive when surrounded by the four apostles, and directly chose her... chest to start.

Lusty!

This scumbag!

Slag—

What she didn't even expect was that Li Erpang had hidden his strength during the fights that took a few breaths just now, and he hadn't fully displayed his due attributes.

Too insidious!

What a sinister fat guy!

Bang bang bang.

It's too late to say that it's fast.

In an instant, Li Erpang's palm directly hit the red fox's chest.

The red fox opened his mouth and spewed out a big mouthful of blood, his chest collapsed with a crisp sound, and he flew out and sank into the crowd.

"Fuck!"

"This fighting action is so realistic!"

"Dedicated!"

"I can't tell it's acting at all!"

"What kind of movie is this, I have never heard of this movie being filmed recently???"

"In this era, there are even conscientious crews who don't have a grand opening ceremony before shooting?"

After the red fox vomited blood and flew out, the crowd of melon-eating people surrounded in a circle exclaimed.

—Too realistic!

After Li Erpang slapped the red fox into the air, he rubbed his palms, feeling something wrong.

It's too soft...ahh, it's too cotton.

That palm was not really photographed at all!

Before being photographed, the red fox quickly backed away and slightly relieved Li Erpang's strength.

"Also Lianjiazi?"

Li Erpang didn't dare to stay, jumped directly into the air, and jumped over the crowd at a speed that was completely unimaginable. In a blink of an eye, he disappeared into the corner of the street with a few ups and downs.

"Fuck! Yi Lin, your sister! It's a good answer!"

After Li Erpang walked around the alley, he almost fell off the box behind him with no anger.

"Aren't you okay?"

After seeing that the fat man was okay, Yi Lin searched the surroundings as fast as he could.

By the way, I took a sip of brewed coffee.

"Chase!"

"over there!"

The red fox was vomiting blood when he was photographed with a palm. The green snake, the yellow ape, and the black tiger glanced at the red fox on the ground, without hesitation, they directly chased the fat man to escape.

The small green snake smiled slightly, and his body color gradually changed in full view, and disappeared in front of everyone in a blink of an eye.

This is such a realistic special effect, which directly showed the faces of the "audience" around, and quickly took pictures and uploaded the BBS.

Yi Lin took this scene into his eyes.

"Fatty, that... Green Snake may be on the agile side or on the mental side. He has invisibility similar to'camouflage'. I don't know if it is because of technology or apostle skills. Be careful."

"Fuck!"

When Li Erfaan heard this, he couldn't help but say something damned.

However, the fat master is uneducated, and he walks the world in one sentence.

Li Erpang ran away without hesitation.

Very smart.

If there is enough fat, the fat man might be able to fight, but now that the size of his belly is not enough, Li Erpang would not be so stupid as to fight the four apostles.

Ah no, three.

A girl had just been photographed away by him.

the other side.

Under the mask of the red fox, his face was pale.

He coughed up blood.

"Cough, cough, cough... That fat man... he started so cruelly..."

The red fox looked at the bottomless life value, frightened, but secretly rejoiced.

In the first test of each other, this fat man only used 50% of his strength. If the last palm wasn't for her to use her body technique to remove half of her strength, maybe the remaining life value would not be retained. Ascend to heaven.

"Wow! This blood is so realistic!"

"This crew can be called a conscience!"

"I would call it the strongest crew!"

"Does anyone know what movie he is making? This fighting effect is effective, and the blood is vomiting so realistic!"

"Wait, let me go, I'll take a picture first, maybe when it is officially released, I can still catch the enthusiasm for the tidbits!"

The people eating melons watched.

Although they felt that the blood vomited by the red fox was extremely lifelike and was still sizzling hot, under preconceived notions, they did not think that the red fox was really slapped to death by the fat rabbit.

"Get out, get out!"

At this moment, a tall and slim figure squeezed out of the crowd and walked in.

Is a woman.

"Let's let, let's let, I'm a doctor, I'll see the wounded."

She is a beautiful young woman.

She stepped on a pair of high heels and carried a white metal first aid kit.

"Are you OK?"

The woman walked up to the red fox and asked with concern.

"Go away!"

The red fox is not in the mood to entangle with the "ordinary people". Now her companion has gone to chase and kill the fat rabbit. If the "companion" grabs the spirit weapon...

Thinking of this, a cold light flashed across the red fox's eyes.

The woman was staggered by the red fox and fell to the ground, and the first aid kit was unbiased and rolled under the red fox's feet.

The red fox coughed up two more mouthfuls of blood.

"The ribs seem to have pierced the lungs..."

She simply judged her injury.

"Right, first aid kit!"

She then remembered that she seemed to have pushed away a woman who claimed to be a doctor.

First aid kit…

First aid kit?

There should be painkillers and hemostatic drugs in it, right?

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