I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

"Ole Le Ole Le! Where's the fat man?"

The scene began to become chaotic.

Yi Lin was dazzled by his naked eyes, and had no choice but to ask Oral for help.

After all, Oralle can now be said to control the surveillance system in Pudong District.

"Pudong People's Square is about 200 meters north."

"what?!"

Oulele screamed suddenly.

"?"

Kaka.

Yi Lin gnawed popcorn and hit a question mark by the way.

"The fat guy passed by and bought a three-layer burger with meat at the self-service burger machine!"

"..."

Of course, Oulele is also paying close attention to the fat man's actions.

"Suck."

"Other... Have you noticed anything weird?"

Click, click, click.

"Not yet, sucking."

Yi Lin heard the voice from Oulele, which seemed a little weird, and couldn't help asking: "Are you eating ice cream **** again?..."

"Can't it?" Oral licked his mouth silently, and said vaguely: "Aren't you drinking Moonbucks hand-made coffee and eating popcorn?"

Yi Lin suddenly looked back.

There happened to be a camera facing him behind him.

"..."

One second later.

Yi Lin turned his head silently again.

Continue to overlook the entire Pudong District.

found it.

Yi Lin's pupils shrank slightly.

Under Oulele's command, Yi Lin used his eyes to lock Li Erpang's figure again.

I saw Li Erpang passing by a self-service burger machine, using the fastest speed, spent 20 seconds, DIY a burger, while gnawing, while continuing to flee.

Yi Lin could roughly guess what Li Erpang thought.

His current skill route is all in two words——

"Fat".

Although the temporary heavy eating has not had time to digest, but even if it can be lost, it can increase the possibility of life saving.

Apparently, the masked apostles who ran out of the zoo also made the fat man anxious.

at the same time.

Haiting City BBS.

[Mysterious conscience crew landed in Haiting City! 】

[Fat rabbit, red fox, green snake, black tiger, and yellow ape stage thrilling fighting scenes on the streets! 】

and many more.

Related posts remain hot.

It is estimated that as long as people with Internet access in Haiting City are not blind, they all know about this.

There are pictures and the truth.

There are even various small videos.

It is even more exaggerated.

Many people have already taken advantage of this wave of enthusiasm to sell the same headgear of "Fat Rabbit, Red Fox, Green Snake, Black Tiger, and Yellow Ape" online.

There is no difference between one and one yo dear!

If Li Erpang had time to open the BBS on this matter, he would probably be complacent about becoming the hottest internet celebrity in Haiting City overnight.

only.

——Fatty is very busy.

There is no time.

Black Tiger and Huang Yuan stopped in front of Li Erpang silently.

Li Erpang gobbled up the DIY burger, squinted his eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Hand over the weapons, we are still good friends."

The black tiger chuckled.

Who is so good friends with you!

Li Erpang sneered coldly.

But thinking about the possibility of this proposal.

Is it worth taking this risk for Yi Lin's so-called plan?

suddenly!

Li Erfa's pupils shrank suddenly.

A figure, silently changing colors behind him.

Behind what was originally empty, a colorful figure suddenly appeared!

Yes--

Green snake!

The green snake disappearing inexplicably in the crowd!

When the green snake appeared, he opened his mouth and nibble on the fat of Li Erpang's neck.

"NS!"

Although Li Erpang reacted, his speed was half a beat slower. After a tingling sensation came from his neck, he had time to pat the green snake who had bitten himself behind him.

"Hey-hey……"

The short apostle who claimed to be the green snake, but after taking this bite, smiled Yin Yin, as if he had expected the fat man's movements a long time ago, and quickly stepped away without reluctance, letting the fat man's angry palm hit the air.

Seeing that the green snake bit Li Erpang, the black tiger and the yellow ape breathed a sigh of relief at the same time as the killing intent from the two of them was weak.

"I care about your uncle, are you a dog? I don't like this bite!"

After Li Erpang pushed away the wretched green snake with a palm, he couldn't help but yelled and touched his neck casually. He actually touched a piece of slimy saliva. He felt as uncomfortable as eating **** in an instant.

My fame, Li Erpang I, special, special, special...

It was actually bitten by a man!

There is a shallow tooth mark on the neck.

The wound is not deep.

Not even a wound.

"I'm... green snake." Green snake smiled: "Don't you know that snake teeth are poisonous?"

poison?

When Li Erpang heard the words, his heart sank.

Gradually, a numb, like an electric shock, quickly spread from the wound to the limbs.

Green Snake continued: "My ability is this tooth. There are neurotoxins hidden in my salivary glands. Although you have a high defense force, you can't bite through your blood vessels, but as long as you can break the skin, you should also be infected. Some neurotoxins..."

"If I didn't guess wrong, do you start to feel it now?"

Li Erpang: "!"

Li Erpang wears a cute headgear, which makes it difficult to see his expression and eyes.

But Green Snake is not a novice. He is very aware of the panic, hesitation and helplessness in Li Erpang's heart after discovering that he was poisoned.

Even enjoyment.

Snakes are born hunters.

The combination of his skills is a coincidence, and it seems that he fits this creature very well.

That's why he called himself "Green Snake".

"I was poisoned!"

After a moment of silence, Li Erpang said suddenly.

But this sentence was addressed to Yi Lin of the communication channel.

The implication is -

If you don't take any action, I will be cold!

Yi Lin put down the popcorn in his hand.

Of course he would not watch the fat man be beaten to death by a few apostles.

Green snake, yellow ape, black tiger...

Yi Lin quickly analyzed the fat man's location and the ability to speculate on the three apostles.

The Green Snake seems to be somewhat similar to Yi Lin, and belongs to the apostle of the latent assassination type.

Huang Yuan and Heihu have not really taken action yet, and their abilities and attributes are temporarily unknown.

A few seconds later.

Yi Lin smiled slightly.

Gazing into the distance, when he was about to do it.

Suddenly, Yi Lin moved for a while and couldn't help laughing.

Yi Lin's inexplicable laughter came out from the voice call. This kind of laughter was a bit familiar, as if he had heard it in Gotham when, Li Erpang's heart stunned.

Somehow, when Li Erpang heard Yi Lin's laughter, he had a bad premonition.

"It seems that I don't need to act."

Li Erpang: "?"

Yi Lin smiled and said, "Someone's daughter-in-law is coming to the rescue."

Li Erpang: "???"

Just when Yi Lin finished speaking.

Boom.

Boom boom.

Boom boom boom.

ground……

Vibrating!

And the vibration source...

It turned out to come from behind the yellow ape and the black tiger.

The green snake is in a triangle with the yellow ape and the black tiger.

Surround the fat rabbit in the middle.

Behind the yellow monkey and the black tiger... in other words, the front of the green snake.

Green Snake shook his whole body suddenly, widened his eyes, stretched out his fingers, and his lips trembled slightly: "That, that, you..."

Black Tiger: "?"

Huang Yuan: "?"

Boom boom boom boom!

shock--

Behind!

It's like a small motor.

Black Tiger and Yellow Ape also noticed something was wrong.

The two of them turned around as quickly as possible.

But in an instant, a casserole-sized fist appeared in front of the two at the same time.

boom!

Under the mask, the two of them instantly flowed nosebleeds and flew out.

Li Erpang...

stunned.

In the original position of the black tiger and the yellow ape, a figure nearly two meters tall, like a giant, and like a **** descending to the earth, appeared in front of everyone, and instantly attracted everyone's attention.

Su, Su, Su brother?

no doubt!

This figure, this casserole big fist...

It's Brother Su!

Although Li Erpang was relieved by Su Xiaosu, he didn't have any happy thoughts in his heart.

Even Er fat student was so scared that his neck shrank sharply in his body.

"and many more!"

"Don't panic! Don't worry! Calm! Calm!"

"I'm so thin now, and I'm wearing a fat rabbit headgear, so Brother Su shouldn't recognize me, right?"

"No, Er Fat, you have to be confident and remove the two words'should'! Su brother will never recognize it, absolutely, absolutely."

"She must be just passing by. Seeing that the road is uneven, she pulls out her fists to help."

"It must be so."

Li Erpang endured the numbness and weakness of his limbs, muttered to himself in a low voice, and countless thoughts quickly turned in his mind.

simply……

Pretend you don’t know each other?

Li Erpang coughed dryly, and said to Su Xiaosu in a hoarse and low voice, "This...sister, thank you!"

In any case, Su Xiaosu is now wearing an oversized pure white lace dress. Although there is a suspicion of a women's elder, since Li Erpang is determined to pretend not to know him, it must be wrong to call his sister.

Su Xiaosu closed his fist silently.

Take a look at Erpang.

Curvy eyebrows frowned slightly.

But quickly asked with a sweet voice: "Er fat, do you have a cold?"

Li Erpang: "囧!!!"

This sweet voice, such a strong contrast, no matter how many times I listen to it, it makes people feel that this person is extremely ghostly!

Who tells me that no one can recognize it?

who is it?

who is it? ?

who is it? ? ?

Ah? ? ? ?

Li Erpang trembled all over, and wanted to struggle again and pretend to be a while.

But Su Xiaosu directly shook out a gray card at Li Erpang.

Li Erpang took it smoothly.

at this time.

From the place where the black tiger and the yellow ape were hit by a punch, the two climbed up with a bit of embarrassment and killing intent.

The fight between several people said it was too late and then fast.

Just a few minutes.

soon.

Then a group of people surrounded.

Among the onlookers, some even recognized Su Xiaosu, the "net celebrity" not long ago.

"Huh? Isn't that the legendary female lady wandering in Zhongzhu District?"

"I heard that she has been looking for a flexible squinted fat man!"

"Is it a fat rabbit?"

"WOW! This is really an epic love story!"

"I wish all lovers in the world will finally get married!"

I wish you sisters!

I wish you lovers will become brothers and sisters!

Li Erpang listened depressedly to the discussions around him, almost vomiting blood with anger.

But he also subconsciously looked at the card that had just flown out of Su Xiaosu's hand.

It does not matter.

At first glance, Er fat classmate was shocked in an instant.

...

[The huge potion of the mad lich]

【Grade】Rare

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Li Erpang's first surprise was the effect of this potion.

Is it against the sky?

But...what's the use for others?

Forget it, no matter how spicy it is.

By the way, Li Erpang feels that the inside world is really all kinds of weird "three no products" really endlessly.

The second surprise is how did Su Xiaosu know that he needs a body of fat?

The more the better?

It stands to reason that the connotation of Li Erpang's skills should be his biggest secret.

Su Xiaosu shouldn't know it.

Under the mask, Li Erpang's expression was uncertain.

But he didn't expect Su Xiaosu to smile slightly: "You... still look fat and look better."

Li Erpang: "!"

Turns out to be...because of this reason?

Li Erpang's heart trembled slightly.

But at the moment the enemy was in front of him, and Li Erpang was not hypocritical. He directly crushed the potion card and drank the unpleasant potion with his head up.

For others, it is a fattening medicine that can't be avoided. In the hands of Fat Master, it is a super prop that can be compared to an artifact!

"Come here, here comes!"

At the moment when he was taking the potion, the fat man suddenly burped.

Immediately afterwards, a stream of heat gushed from the stomach, rushed straight to the sky, and rushed to the crotch again.

This is--

The power of the wild!

In an instant, Li Erpang's body suddenly inflated like a balloon!

Not to mention the onlookers, even the green snake, black tiger, and yellow ape who have witnessed the changes in Li Erpang's body are all bewildered.

this……

A prop that can make people drink the fat man in one sip?

What is the use?

"Fat Master... is back!"

Li Erpang took a step forward, trembling violently with fat all over his body. In a blink of an eye, his weight soared by hundreds of catties. He didn't need to eat. Under the stimulation of the potion, Li Erpang returned to the peak of his weight!

He, Li Erfaan, finally came back!

In the heaviest posture!

Seeing the people eating melons.

——Continue to eat melon.

"What special effect is this?"

"Too realistic, right?"

"Blindly guess it should be some kind of special effects costume! The kind that has a delicate body and a soft body that can blow air!"

"Ah, this era of advanced technology is really unsurprising!"

"..."

Su Xiaosu's eyes lit up.

Ding Ding Ding.

A few steps walked to the fat man's side.

The night is sultry.

Li Erpang vaguely recalled that night in Gotham.

With a body of steel, the "Shuangtan of Nursing Home" abruptly blocked the scene of more than a dozen old legends in Gotham.

I couldn't help feeling a little bit in my heart.

It’s just that Su brother dresses up...

Li Erpang glanced quietly, and couldn't help but shiver.

Real women's clothing boss!

The yellow ape, the black tiger, and the green snake are all blue under the animal masks.

How can they not see that Su Xiaosu, who is two meters tall, is difficult to deal with.

The Yellow Ape and the Black Tiger are even more clear in their hearts.

After all, how much health was knocked out by a punch, this was a real damage.

There is no way to fake it.

Green Snake smiled suddenly, and he suddenly made a few strange gestures towards the yellow ape and the black tiger.

The black tiger and the yellow monkey nodded.

The two of them no longer hide their strength. They moved from two directions and rushed towards Li Erpang like a cannonball.

at the same time.

Green Snake seems to have completed the skill CD, enters the "camouflage" state again, and sneaks up.

Li Erpang moved his hands and feet. Although it was still a little numb, it did not affect his activities too much.

It seemed that the opponent's teeth had not been specially strengthened, the sudden bite did not bite too deeply, and there were not many neurotoxins invading the body.

A more likely reason is that Li Erpang's willpower is not low, and he is also resistant to toxins.

Under the influence of general factors, Li Erpang is still alive and kicking now.

"Fat Lord is afraid of you being a ghost?"

Li Erpang laughed, his smile gradually perverted, facing the two apostles who rushed towards him, Li Erpang did not evade and went up.

Bang bang bang!

The two seem to be the same as Li Erpang, and they are also power side apostles, and they don't have too many fancy skills.

But the attack of the two fell on Li Erpang’s fat. Although it was a bit painful, Li Erpang took the time to take a look at the declining health value. He didn’t panic at all, and directly used a pair of flesh palms against each other’s fists. They patted them on their bodies.

"Amitabha!"

"Boye jackfruit!"

"Dare to grab the teacher with Fat Master? Pooh!"

Although Su Xiaosu did not have high agility attributes, together with Li Erpang, he danced his fists and smashed the masks of the black tiger and the yellow ape without mercy.

Just now they took a punch from Su Xiaosu abruptly. The masks of the two of them had already split in half, and the two of them also deeply remembered the power of Su Xiaosu's fist, and they didn't dare to have an **** attack with Su Xiaosu.

However, Huang Yuan and Black Tiger became more and more frightened as they fought.

What kind of monsters are these two couples?

Not to mention that the fist fell on Fatty Fatty. Apart from yelling and screaming in his mouth, Fatty Fatty's movements became more and more flexible, and there was no sign of fatigue at all.

It was as if the fat body was fat man's armor, and he punched it down, as if hitting cotton, without feeling the feeling of hitting in the flesh at all.

Besides, Su Xiaosu, is there really no problem with this ghost animal's character design?

Barbie King Kong, right?

The fists of the black tiger and the yellow ape fell on Su Xiaosu, as if hitting an iron plate.

Ah no... it's an alloy plate!

Although the two of them don't have particularly lethal skills, after several enhancements, one punch on an ordinary iron plate can also make a punch.

But Su Xiaosu... can't knock at all!

It's too hard to fuck!

Another place.

Yi Lin has been watching the battle.

After Su Xiaosu joined and somehow made Li Erpang fat again, he actually reversed the situation in a short time, and the two faintly gained the upper hand.

"These zoos ran out... so watery? Or is their husband and wife partner too strong?"

Yi Lin muttered to himself.

suddenly.

Yi Lin noticed something was wrong.

Let alone the hidden green snake.

The actions of the two power side apostles, Black Tiger and Yellow Ape...it seems...

"Wait, Fatty's position..."

Yi Lin's pupils shrank slightly.

He directly raised the telescope, and speculated backwards from the position where the fat man was gradually turned crooked.

really--

At the top of another building.

A dark figure, like a ghost, lay motionless on the top of the building.

And Li Erpang was led to some of the most vacant positions intentionally or unintentionally.

Unobstructed location!

From that dark figure to Li Erpang's position, there was almost a straight line, with a clear view.

In the shadow of the man at the top of the building, a cold reflection of light swayed slightly onto Yi Lin's retina through the binoculars.

"Sniper?"

"Fatty! Be careful! There are snipers!"

Yi Lin's pupils shrank slightly, without hesitation, he directly reminded classmate Li Erpang in the communication channel.

Li Erpang: "!"

At the moment when he heard the word "sniper", Li Erpang trembled all over his body.

To be honest, if it hadn't been for Yi Lin's sudden voice reminder, Li Erpang, who was in the palm of his hand, had almost forgotten Yi Lin's existence.

This kid is completely paddling and has no sense of presence!

Yi Lin had no time to take care of the anger of classmate Li Erpang.

After spotting the figure of the sniper, he directly pointed the telescope at that figure.

Zoom in ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and zoom in again.

Long black hair, sturdy face, sharp chin, cold smile...As a sniper, this looks very qualified.

However, these are not important.

[Disaster-ridden] The skill description is very clear, as long as the target is "in sight", it can take effect.

This is... the real power of this skill.

In theory, there is no distance limit!

"From now on, let the world feel pain!"

Yi Lin smiled slightly.

Before activating the skill.

Yi Lin turned off the voice with Li Erpang by the way.

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