I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

"Target is Pokémon Master! "The heat brought by it is still rising.

Galar, Hezhong, Carlos... On the music charts of the major leagues, this song airborne to the top of the charts, which reminded people of the days when Mr. Lu Xinyou dominated the charts.

"Xiao Ju'er's new electronic music album is actually only ranked second?"

"As we all know, Teacher Lu is not only a cook and game producer, but also a talented musician!"

"Not only playing the Baby Cup is a violent kill... even the fucking music charts and game charts are all violent kills!"

The number of comments continues to rise, and fans of the water crowd into the official website of the Pokémon Company, and they are looking forward to "Pokemon".

"Fuck, I came here to watch the MV, Chihong, Qinglu, Yulongdu... What kind of god authorized this game?!"

"It feels like I'm playing PTCG's 'Star Trainer' card-drawing game, and it's my first hit~"

"Don't talk about it, I kryptonite ten single draws of "Crimson Red", all of which are sinking! "

"I can't draw UR, it must be caused by Mr. Lu, anchor, can you apologize to me?"

Zhenxin Town, Damu Research Institute.

Lu Ye glanced at the comments on the Internet with a delicate expression.

I can't draw "Crimson" myself, is it my fault?

However, I occasionally glanced at Bobbi's account this morning, and it seems that the collection is almost full...

"Wait."

Lu Ye suddenly realized.

"How did it krypton gold?"

A chill slowly climbed up his spine.

"Qajiduyi~ヾ(°°)"

Holding the tablet computer in his arms, Bokby walked past Lu Ye in a 'bias, bias', poking it lightly with his little hand.

[Wow~ Golden Legend! 】

An exaggerated sound effect sounded, and Lu Ye swallowed.

Forget it...Based on Bobbi's luck, it must be a full collection, and it will not cost a few oceans.

"This publicity plan is quite successful."

When the phone rang, Olivia reported meticulously:

"The purpose of warming up for "Pokemon" can be regarded as a successful achievement."

"thanks everyone."

Lu Ye smiled slightly.

In making the MV this time, he actually has some selfish motives of his own.

In addition to letting Xiaozhi sing the classic childhood song himself,

Letting Bi Diao return can be regarded as fulfilling Lu Ye's wish.

Of course, there is still the most important link left——

Lu Ye took out his small notebook and wrote down with a pen:

Monday, March 22, no wind.

The big revenge will be avenged, just today!

...

In the chat group.

Ajin put on the goggles, rode on Pokkisi's back, and said with a Bluetooth headset:

"Mr. Lu, I'll be there soon!"

Little Silver grabbed the crow's head's claws with one hand, remained expressionless, and replied with one hand:

"...I was forced to come here."

"Hahaha, you are watching the special film anyway at home, let's find Mr. Lu to challenge each other!" Ah Jin laughed.

"You call two-on-one a one-on-one match?" Kristal said helplessly.

"What's the matter, I can't beat Teacher Lu alone, so I called Xiaoyin." A Jin said confidently.

Co-authoring with you, you still want to find me in the material bureau?

Lu Ye's eyelids twitched.

But Ah Jin is a man with terrifying field combat ability, even Liu Bo was overturned in his hands.

Although I narrowly won a round last time, it was because of the fetters with the 'hypnotism'...

"Wait."

Lu Ye looked down at the palm, slowly clenched it, and murmured:

"I am now an expert in close combat, right?"

Cracking the skull with strong hands, punching deliberately, and crows flying by plane are all ready!

"It feels like there are not many people attending the party at night." Xiaozhi scratched his head and said.

"Because of the alliance meeting in the new year, we have started to prepare again." Li Jia explained softly, "Yuhong Academy is also holding targeted lectures."

"I really want to come..." Wu Song pushed the mirror frame and sighed slightly, "But I have to work overtime."

Lu Ye's heart shook.

Whether Mengmengda and I can have a date depends entirely on you!

Thank you in advance, King Gosong!

"@红红, are you back?" Qinglu asked Chihong who was far away in Baiyin Mountain.

As a "fighter", Chi Hong, whose "Danger Prediction" has almost reached the point of MAX, replied with a smile:

"Xibayue, I'm going to fight, and I won't be back for the time being."

"Be careful of his huge rock snake, and use Teacher Lu's system."

Qinglu said in a deep voice: "If necessary, I can lend you the fire-breathing dragon."

"No need." Chi Hong pressed the brim of her hat, "I will win."

'Red Green', the twin stars of Zhenxin Town, has a strong sense of CP.

Aunt Kona couldn't help showing her aunt's smile, and teased: "Don't you take Qinglu with you?"

Qinglu raised her forehead and said: "At night, I will teach Xiaozhi how to fight in the air... His bird is still very talented."

"Master Qinglu!" Xiaozhi said with burning eyes, "My Muke is about to evolve!"

At that time, you can find that guy Shinji and have a full-scale battle!

Qinglu nodded slightly: "Ah Jin will come tonight, you can fight with him."

"Yes!" Xiaozhi's eyes lit up, and he suddenly said, "I can form a team with Mr. Lu, and play doubles with Senior Ah Jin and Senior Xiaoyin!"

Lu Ye was stunned for a moment.

Indiscriminate battle, Xiaozhi and I are on the same team, playing the gold and silver combination?

This is throwing me in the water, Mr. Zhi, although you are C, it is best to punch one!

The airspace near Zhenxin Town.

Ah Jin and Xiao Yin looked at each other, swallowed involuntarily.

"That boy in red hat from New Town?" Little Silver asked thoughtfully.

"That's a monster." Ajin said bluntly, "I feel that Ye Dou can be compared with the Crimson Senior."

"I'm not going to fight anymore, you go single-handedly." Xiaoyin said with a blank expression.

"Nani!? We are partners, partners, comrades!"

Amidst the noise, this pair of 'mindless and unhappy' was getting closer and closer to the institute.

The black spots on the ground gradually expanded.

Dr. Oki in a white coat, Teacher Lu who is cooking outdoors, Qinglu who is guiding Xiaozhi...

"Kou Jie! (￣▽￣)／"

With sharp eyes, Geng Gui was the first to spot the two people in the air, and he raised his head and waved his little hands.

"Pork!" Pokkisi's face was full of hostility, and when he saw Pokby playing on the ground, he immediately narrowed his eyes:

"Poke~*(ˊˋ*)*"

"Poko Taro, what's wrong with you, this is not like your style!" Ah Jin yelled.

"Pork! (〝▼皮▼)"

Poktaro dived rapidly, and Ajin on his back let out a scream.

The corner of Xiaoyin's mouth tugged, and the claws hanging on the crow's head slowly landed on the ground.

"..." Qinglu slightly nodded towards Xiaoyin.

"..." Xiaoyin nodded expressionlessly.

The two of them didn't talk much, but Ah Jin, who was a chatterbox, put his arms around Xiaozhi from behind, teasingly said,

"Yo, little brother, long time no see!"

"Senior Ah Jin." Xiaozhi greeted honestly, and his eyes lit up immediately, "Teacher Lu said, let us compete tonight!"

"Uh." Ah Jin froze, scratching his head and laughing, "Haha, it's not convenient today, or let's play billiards instead!"

Lu Ye stirred the soup base, and said casually: "Ah Jin, if you win the fight, I will agree to accompany you in the material game."

"A deal?"

A Jin raised his eyebrows, and then said angrily: "That's not a material game! It's just that I lost too fast!"

We once suspected that Ah Jin was playing fake matches, but later found out.

This guy is a real dick!

But Ah Jin is not evil.

Thinking about it carefully, besides being a little bit deadly, Ah Jin likes to eat, drink and gamble, and there seems to be nothing wrong with him...

Lu Ye looked up at the sky, lost in thought.

Strange, why are there so many names of Ah Jin in my little notebook?

...

The night breeze was slightly cool, and Zhenxin Town was gradually immersed in the night, and there was no sound in all directions.

boom! !

The sudden sound of fighting sounded in the backyard.

"Be careful!" Ah Jin hit the poke ball behind Xiaozhi with a pool cue.

The nonsense tree emerges from it, with branch-like fists, directly attacking the trainer.

"Pika!" Pikachu hurriedly turned around, trying to block Xiaozhi's move, but Xiaozhi turned around and hugged Pikachu.

Immediately, Hu Huashu knocked Xiaozhi back with a punch, and Xiaozhi was unscathed!

"Hiss—" Ah Jin looked terrified.

Xiaoyin, who was expressionless, also twitched her eyelids, subconsciously looking at Teacher Lu.

"Don't look at me." Lu Ye spread his hands, "I was shocked too."

"Cough! First, let's start the meal." Qinglu smoothed things over, turned around and said, "I'll go feed the elves."

It's not Ah Jin's style to be frontal, and he can't beat him with a sneak attack.

The 'Golden Old Five' surrendered, muttering: "Teacher Lu and Senior Chi are here, it will be very difficult for them to win!"

"For me, just use hypnosis."

Lu Ye rubbed his chin, "As for Chi Hong..."

The phrase 'I will win' is enough to sum everything up.

As the night grew darker, the cooking table was filled with heat, and Dr. Oki came over after pondering it, and exclaimed:

"smell good!"

Kristal watched Teacher Lu's cooking techniques and asked curiously:

"Mr. Lu, why did you ask Rotom to record the video?"

"Oh, I think this kind of ingredient is relatively rare, and it is suitable for making a side story of a late-night canteen."

Lu Ye was dealing with spicy red peppers, [Piligo fruit].

"Beep...recording, Loto!"

Compared to Scissorhands, the Rotom Illustrated Book picked up his phone and took a selfie.

"What flavor?"

Dr. Oki leaned towards the cooking table curiously, saw the red pot of curry, sweated profusely, and swallowed.

"Is this really, really edible?"

The curry is bathed in the red soup, and the heat floats, faintly intertwining into a phantom of a flame bird!

But this flame bird is not the orange flame, but the black and scarlet hell bird in the Galar region!

"Indeed, it's also flame bird-level cuisine."

Cold sweat ran across Qinglu's forehead, and he said dryly, "However, this level of cooking seems to have broken through another level..."

"I'll come first!" Ah Jin swallowed, and said with pride, "I believe in Teacher Lu's craftsmanship!"

"Please taste it."

Lu Ye scooped the curry into a white porcelain bowl and handed it to Ah Jin, purple heat rose faintly...

This is simply a dark dish!

However, this fragrance is completely irresistible!

Ajin's Adam's apple rolled, and tremblingly stretched out the spoon, scooped up a full spoon, and put it into his mouth.

thereafter.

A volcano erupted behind, and the black flamingo flew out angrily, and the black flames burning in anger swept the entire sky!

"tasty!!"

Tears came out of the corners of Ah Jin's eyes, and the spoon moved like fast, "But it's so spicy!!"

"I'll try it too!"

Xiaozhi's eyes lit up, he scooped up a spoonful, and stuffed 'Ah Woo' into his mouth.

Hum——

My mind was stunned for a while, as if I was in a fire-breathing dragon canyon, two fire-breathing dragons fighting at both ends, jetting flames and devouring myself caught in the middle!

"Could it be too much?" Dr. Oki asked worriedly.

"It's okay." Lu Ye smiled, "I added other ingredients and improved it."

While retaining the spiciness, minimize the stimulation to the body.

Teacher Lu, who is a chef, has tried dishes himself...

This [Black Flame Bird Curry] made with [Piligo fruit] has first-class taste and super spiciness!

"Delicious!!" Xiaozhi and Ajin shouted at the same time with their lips flushed.

"Wooer?" The little fire monkey who witnessed this scene tilted his head curiously.

Explosive Taro opened his mouth, tasted a spoonful of curry from A Jin, the flames on his neck shot up, his eyes widened, and he spewed flames into the air!

The flames lit up the night sky, and everyone was dumbfounded.

"Teacher Lu's cooking...and, the effect of training moves?!"

"Little fire monkey, come and taste it~!"

"Woo!" The little fire monkey leaped onto Xiaozhi's shoulder, tasted the spoon, and his eyes slowly turned golden.

This is a flame that originated from anger, and it has the same effect as the Galar flame bird's exclusive move, "Burning in Rage".

"Woo!!"

The little fire monkey leaped down, opened its arms, and the flames at its tail jumped up several meters, instantly reflecting the red sky!

After that, a dazzling white light burst out from the little fire monkey's body!

"J-evolved?" Xiaozhi opened his mouth wide.

Qinglu froze in place.

Teacher Lu's cooking can also make elves evolve?

By the way, think about it carefully, for Mr. Lu, this doesn't seem to be the first time...

You may as well be the person who nurtures this!

"It's really precious research data!" Dr. Oki laughed, "There is power in the tree fruit, which can be used by moves such as the force of nature."

"It seems that under the stimulation of spicy berries, not only training moves, but even evolution is possible!"

Teacher Lu looked bewildered.

I'm just here to make a dish... Can this make the little fire monkey evolve?

No wonder the last time Feng Sugou ate his own food, he directly learned the 'Big Character Explosive Flame'.

"It seems that my family's food is not so good..." Lu Ye muttered to himself.

The white light dissipated, and the unruly fire monkey opened its arms and roared towards the sky.

Xiaozhi frowned suddenly, feeling a deep worry in his heart.

At the beginning, when Charmander evolved, it was the same scene...

"no need to worry."

Qinglu put her hands on Xiaozhi's shoulders, and the corners of her mouth curled up.

"Now you, as a trainer, are strong enough to be recognized."

Xiaozhi nodded vigorously, and walked slowly towards the fiery monkey with fierce eyes.

Afterwards, Xiaozhi stretched out his hand to the Fire Monkey, and said with a smile, "Welcome to the team, Fire Monkey!"

Fierce Monkey was stunned for a moment, then slowly put his hand on Xiaozhi's palm, his anger receded, and he smiled:

"Wow!!"

"It's really touching!" Ajin stood beside Lu Ye with a sausage mouth in his mouth, tears in his eyes, "This is the bond between comrades in arms!"

Lu Ye was taken aback: "Fuck, is it so spicy!"

Ajin said quietly: "Aren't you going to taste it yourself, Mr. Lu?"

"No, I feel sick to my stomach today, try another day!"

Lu Ye laughed loudly, "Geng Gui, we are ready to return to Shenao!"

"Koujie~!"

With a smile of "successful mischief", Geng Gui grimaced at Ah Jin, pulled his eyelids and stuck out his tongue: "Kou Jie! ()"

Ah Jin clenched his fists angrily, tears streaming down his face.

"D-Damn Teacher Lu! o(╥﹏╥)o"

...

With the evolution of the little fire monkey, this trip to Guandu is coming to an end.

After the quarrel, Dr. Oki took a cup of Moo Moo's fresh milk and ate spicy curry, which was unexpectedly acceptable.

And Rotom also recorded and edited the cooking, eating and broadcasting scenes, and named it:

[Ms. Lu's Late Night Canteen: Black Flame Bird Curry! 】

With the tool man Rotom, you don’t even need to cut the clips yourself!

Lu Ye smiled happily and asked Rotom to upload the video to various websites, preparing to board the flight back to Sinnoh.

"Mr. Lu, won't the Rockets go with us?"

On the flight, Xiaozhi asked a little uneasy.

"Why, miss them?" Lu Ye smiled.

Xiaozhi scratched his head and smiled silly.

"I feel... if I can't see them, it seems that something is missing!"

"They will make their own hot air balloons and slowly float back to Sinnoh."

It is said that it is to save money (for cadres).

With their strong will, Lu Ye did not force it.

Lu Ye looked out the window and smiled helplessly.

"Really, a bunch of idiots..."

...