I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Tuesday, March 23.

When the popularity of the new MV is still continuing, and many water friends at station B are still discussing the lyrics and music of Mr. Lu's new work,

A small red dot suddenly appeared on my watch list, it was Teacher Lu who had been absent for several weeks!

"Grandpa, the UP master you follow has been updated!"

"Good guy, this is a real dinner video!"

"This issue is the Late Night Canteen series, Teacher Lu's canteen is open again!"

Fortunately, Mr. Lu didn't brush up on the late-night cafeteria in the middle of the night.

However, due to the soaring number of coins, favorites, and hits, the video was quickly pushed to the top of the food list. The editor's recommendation is:

【Hell-level cuisine! Horror Chili and Amazing Cooking Skills You Never Know! 】

In the Galar region, [Curry] is the only standard to test the cooking level of chefs.

According to the level of [Curry], from high to low, it is divided into: Charizard level, King Bronze Elephant level, Little Milk Fairy level, Sure Weng level, Gas Bomb level.

And it is said that above these levels,

Carlos "Chef King" Zhimi once cooked better curry in a cooking competition.

According to the recollection of the judges at the time, they saw the blazing flame bird, and the picture was very realistic.

Therefore, this "legendary curry" is called flame bird curry.

This issue is called [Black Flame Bird Curry], which makes people think of the evil flame bird in the form of Galar.

"This episode is a funny video, it's dedicated to dark cooking."

"Teacher Lu is better than Zhimi in the battle, I believe it. Let's forget cooking?"

"Only Zhimi can make flame bird curry, who are you!"

There is no lack of this kind of ridicule barrage in the barrage.

But when the audience clicked on the video and watched it carefully, they were dumbfounded.

This video of Mr. Lu... seems to be really like that?

Whether it's professional cooking techniques or the selection of ingredients, no one can fault it.

People in the industry stared blankly at Mr. Lu's technique, dazed for a long time, and replied with a line of comments:

"I am the head chef of a seven-star hotel. Mr. Lu's culinary skills are generally called 'super chefs' in our industry."

For the uninitiated, there are too many elements in this food video, and Dr. Oki was even invited!

"This scene was filmed in Dr. Oki's backyard?"

"This wave, this wave is a dream linkage!"

"Dr. Oki is an old model worker. He not only wants to write Chuanliu, shoot radio programs, but also eat and broadcast!"

But in the second half of the video, the water friends shouted, wow!

"This fiery beast, did it use its big move "Explosive Flame", right? "

"Teacher Lu said, I am familiar with this, that's how Katie Gou demolished the house back then!"

"Fuck! The little fire monkey has evolved!?"

Bathed in the dazzling light of evolution, the rebellious Fierce Monkey roared to the sky.

The effect of this explosive program made the number of coins soar in an instant!

Galar's cultivators, watching this video of Mr. Lu, lost their minds.

(In the "Sword and Shield" game setting, Curry can provide experience points for elves.)

Cultivating elves with the help of cooking is not groundless.

It's just that it's unheard of for Teacher Lu to directly evolve an elf!

The hot comments in the comment area made these cultivators even more broken.

"There's no need to make a fuss about it. Mr. Lu's Guisi also evolved through cooking."

"At the scene, in order to lick the plate, Gui Si directly evolved into a ghost stone with claws!"

As we all know, music and games are just Mr. Lu's hobbies.

The real main job is to serve meals... (crossed out) is still a cook.

This issue has been away for a long time, and the "Late Night Canteen" series, which has returned to the field of vision, has once again improved the already excellent video quality!

...

Carlos, City of Miare.

The city of Miare, full of romance, is surrounded by the fragrance of flowers in spring, and accordion artists can be seen everywhere.

Inside a top restaurant on Spring Avenue.

Wearing a white shirt, the king of the water system, Zhimi, elegantly pressed his chest and saluted:

"I hope you will be satisfied with the dishes this time, it is my honor."

A guest said with a smile: "Mr. Zhimi, have you heard the rumor of the 'black flame bird cuisine'?"

Zhimi smiled helplessly: "You are already the third distinguished guest who asked me today."

"Oh? Then what is your evaluation of Teacher Lu?" The guest asked curiously.

Zhimi closed his eyes, recalling the cooking video sent to him by a regular customer yesterday.

From that cooking video, even Zhimi, who is specialized in this cooking, has learned a lot of valuable experience.

Calling him "Teacher Lu" respectfully, Zhimi was also convinced.

The so-called [Black Flame Bird Curry] is probably a spicy curry cooked with rare berries and some kind of sophisticated kitchen utensils.

Although I can make flame bird-level curry, I have no clue about the 'Galer form'...

"Perhaps, he is a respectable..." Zhimi pondered for a moment, then smiled slightly, "Chef."

These are not disparaging words.

In fact, Zhimi prefers to introduce his career as a "chef" to the world rather than his status as the king of the water element.

Just like the champion Carunai, what is more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people is her status as the 'Queen of the Actress'.

The whole Carlos has a quiet and lazy romantic atmosphere.

So much so that the strength of trainers is sometimes inferior to other alliances...

The guest laughed loudly: "Mr. Zhimi, you are already Carlos' water king!"

"If the level of cooking is comparable to that of Mr. Lu, it must be easy to win the battle?"

As Carlos's king of the water system, Zhimi's ace elf is a Mega Blastoise.

Zhimi didn't answer, but looked up at the white clouds outside the glass window.

After a long time, Zhimi smiled.

"If possible, I also want to challenge Mr. Lu's water arrow turtle."

However, I have time to visit Mr. Lu.

That would be in the very distant future...

...

The day the video was released.

Carlos, the king of water and star chef Zhimi, reprinted this issue of "Late Night Canteen".

Although there is no accompanying text, it also means that Zhimi affirmed Teacher Lu's cooking level.

Getting Zhimi's affirmation means,

This issue is a real flame bird curry, and it may even be better!

"Fuck! Teacher Lu is really a star chef!"

"No wonder every live broadcast gives me a whole state banquet, and the co-author is a professional player!"

"Can I let the fans eat first next time? It's nothing else, I just want my Charmander to evolve."

Teacher Lu is on his way back to Shenao.

Even he didn't expect that the response of this issue of "Late Night Canteen" would be so enthusiastic.

Scanning the comment area, Lu Ye raised his eyebrows.

"Jimi? This guy is Carlos King, right? I remember he was a chef..."

It seems that he, like me, uses cooking to cultivate elves...

I have to count one, Qinglu, the "cultivator" who lets the elves train by themselves and guard the gymnasium by themselves.

Lu Ye laughed happily.

My way is not alone!

Relying on the points provided by this video, I redeemed a few plump and juicy peaches in the system.

Lu Ye gnawed on the peach fruit and said vaguely:

"Geng Gui, go home first, and then let's go find Mengmeng~"

"Koujie~!"

...

The flight landed at Celebration City in the Sinnoh region.

Xiaozhi stretched in a daze, and yawned, "Have you arrived yet?"

"He has returned to Shenao."

Lu Ye asked, "What do you plan to do next?"

"I plan to continue collecting badges!" Xiaozhi's eyes were burning.

He didn't tell Mr. Lu that he wanted to fight Shinji.

For him, it was an opponent that he had to personally defeat and defeat!

Lu Ye nodded slightly.

This trip back to Guandu earned enough attention for "Pokemon", and also got to know the pink devil Pang Ding and the fierce and cute loli Homiga.

For the next period of time, he plans to rest at home for a while.

After that, at the invitation of Ruby, I went to Lizhi Lake to serve as a judge of the Mikri Cup!

For a while, Lu Ye recalled the agreement with Sirona and looked up at the sky.

As for the swimsuit, I feel that the sky blue suit in the anime is also quite good...

However, the opportunity is rare, and occasionally I want to get closer to Mengmengda.

"Will black be too revealing?"

Lu Ye rubbed his chin and pondered.

"Otherwise, I'll book Zhensha Beach and show it to me alone?"

Although poor, I, Lu, still have a small treasury!

After making up his mind, Lu Ye was full of ambition and walked in the direction of Zhensha Town.

"See you next time, Teacher Lu!"

Xiaozhi stood behind him and waved, and Pikachu on his shoulder also shouted loudly:

"Pikachu~!"

Obviously it was a 'revenge dinner', but the little fire monkey evolved instead.

Teacher Lu was in a complicated mood.

However, he also likes the elder brother very much. It might be a good thing to see it evolve into a flame monkey as soon as possible.

After saying goodbye to Xiaozhi, Lu Ye went to the suburbs and threw a luxurious ball.

"Let's go, let's go home!" Lu Ye angrily rubbed Fengsu's head.

"Aww! Convex('0)convex"

The more frustrated the wind speed dog, the more it jumped on the ground a few times, and then excitedly picked up Lu Ye.

"Navigating for you... Zhensha Town, Loto!" The Rotom Pokédex floated in front of him.

The trainers on the outskirts of Zhuqing City only felt a fiery red figure pass before their eyes.

After a gust of wind and lightning, there was no chance to even meet their eyes and initiate a challenge!

"Fuck, can you still avoid battle like this?"

"Understood, may I ask where to get the wind speed dog!"

Teacher Lu, who was belatedly aware, was riding on the back of the wind speed dog and sighed.

"Beat the trainer on the side of the road, maybe you can get bonuses..."

"Still miscalculated!"

...

Lily of the Valley, Sinnoh Alliance.

Sirona covered her mouth, yawned lazily, folded her arms over her desk, and looked sideways at the calendar on the table.

Immediately, Sirona picked up the pen, circled the day on the calendar, and ticked it again.

A faint smile spread across her delicate and flawless side face.

Boom——

There was a knock on the door, Sirona gently rubbed her temples, and said calmly, "Please come in."

The person who pushed the door and entered was a man with light purple hair in a wine red suit.

Wu Song held a thick stack of documents with one hand, and pushed open the office door with the other, with a haggard face:

"These, the documents about the poachers, have all been processed..."

"Thanks a lot."

Sirona nodded solemnly.

"Ha, it's okay." Wu Song smiled coyly, "I'm used to it."

Gosong, who has been working overtime since he came back from dealing with the Regichkas incident, has already sharpened his mentality.

At least the Sinnoh champion, who usually never sees his tail, is also doing his official duties dutifully at this time.

Wu Song felt a little balanced in his heart.

"Recently things will be busy, and it will be fine after a while."

Sirona smiled slightly, opened the document in hand, and asked, "What will happen to the elf eggs confiscated by the poaching group?"

"Sent to the breeding house, most of them were hatched and released into the wild."

Wu Song pushed the mirror frame, and said in a deep voice: "Some elves with the will to fight are handed over to Junsha and the investigators to raise them."

Sirona nodded slightly.

Among the poaching group's elf eggs, there are many rare elves, even quasi-god elf eggs.

This is certainly a valuable strategic resource, but the Sinnoh Alliance still upholds humanitarianism and releases them back to the forest as much as possible.

"Among the elf eggs, it is not a good choice for some quasi-gods who are dangerous to be released or placed in a breeding house."

Wu Song pondered and said, "My opinion is to find trustworthy trainers and entrust these powerful elf eggs to them..."

"Worthy, trustworthy trainer..."

Sirona's eyes flickered, and she said, "Do you have a suitable candidate?"

"Several suitable trainers have been found."

Wu Song frowned slightly, "Right now, there is another grey-green elf egg that is suspected to be ground-type, and I haven't found a suitable candidate yet..."

"Or." Wu Song said regretfully, "Those trainers have not been recognized by it."

It's not just trainers who pick pokemon eggs.

More often, the elves in the elf eggs will echo with the trainer.

Like Mr. Lu's Porkby, he has already mastered the backstab skill before he was born.

also.

Without knowing the parents, using a machine to detect the elf eggs will undoubtedly cause damage to the offspring.

Wu Song can only judge the corresponding attributes based on experience.

What's more, it will take at least three months to half a year for this kind of quasi-god's elf eggs to hatch.

You must find a brave, honest, and kind trainer before you can entrust him with confidence.

"I see."

Sirona rolled up her blond hair, looked at the calendar on the table, and slowly smiled.

"Then it's up to me to find a trainer for this elf egg."

...

Trainer's Diary, 2.25. 1. The next game will only be a quasi-god, and the Eudemons will have to be delayed for a while. 2. 8k today, ask for a small ticket~