I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Friday, April 16th.

The all-around competition has come to an end.

Teacher Lu won three gold medals in endurance, strength and technique.

Xiaozhi and Ajin won the gold medals in speed and jumping events respectively.

It is worth mentioning that the skill event is ‘snowball throwing’. Pokémon need to dodge as much as possible and hit opponents with snowballs to get higher scores.

The organizers specially prepared several snow monsters and hairy pigs, and used "blizzard" to artificially form a huge snow field.

Ah Jin took the opportunity to take off the wheels and stepped on the skateboard on the snow slope: "Yohoo——"

Players team up with Pokémon in pairs, and can change Pokémon midway.

Xiaozhi was wearing a thin blue vest, and standing next to Sheba with her bare arms folded, the cold wind blew.

"Aren't you cold, Senior Shiba?" Xiaozhi asked.

"It's cold." Hiba said in a deep voice, "But this is a time to exercise your will... What about you?"

"I'm not cold!" Xiaozhi grinned.

Xiba: "..."

"Xue Tian..." Xiao Qian said loudly and worriedly, "Isn't that also Teacher Lu's home court?!"

"Just do your best." Ami rolled up her hair and said with a smile, "Guang'er, let's work hard together~"

"Wu'er~~" The electric dragon shook its tail, raised its head and whined.

Game start. Akin and the two-tailed monsters used catapult-like bombardment, and laughed wildly: "Langtail Taro, slap in a series!"

"Wow!" Two-tailed Taro kept rubbing the snowballs with his tail, and threw them to the other players repeatedly.

Under this large-scale bombing, there were heavy casualties in an instant. Poor girl Ah Li fell in the snow, stretched out her hand with difficulty, and sobbed:

"The bonus... flew away..." Ah Li breathed his last.

Lu Ye looked complicated.

"Why... can everyone still be so lively?!"

Who would have thought that the restaurant Xiaolan proposed to go to was actually his own stall, and they also used a lottery method to decide which bento to eat.

Ah Jin generously packed lunches for everyone... Finally, thanks to Kristal who came to the rescue, he successfully paid by credit card.

But Lu Ye suspected that this bento was expired——

Or am I just so unlucky that I got the "Wallace Package"?

Snowballs kept coming, but Luye relied on his predictions and Rotom's "exchange of venues" to not lose a single point.

The other players seemed to see Faker practicing his moves and were dumbfounded.

"As for that? Even if you have a snowball fight, you need to read it first?"

"Didn't you see King Xiba? He even used his bare hands to chop, and my snowball was directly chopped into pieces!"

"That Pikachu seems easy to bully... let's go!"

"Rotom, prepare to rotate." Luye said, "Blastoise——"

"Let the world feel the pain!!"

Boom!

The contestants all looked in the direction of the vibration, only to see the Blastoise holding the huge snowball over its head with an indifferent expression.

"Brothers, get down quickly!!"

"We are still using slingshots, and that Ah Jin is using a catapult...are they starting to drop nuclear bombs over there?"

"Captain, what are you doing, Commander!!"

Boom!

Heavy snow covered the entire screen, and the battlefield with "dead bodies everywhere" made the audience swallow their saliva.

Ash lay down in the snow pit, held Pikachu's hand, and said: "Stand up, stand up, Pikachu!"

Pikachu hugged the hat: "Pikapi...Pikapi!"

"After...after a brutal, fierce fighting..."

The commentator trembled, then hoarse at the top of his lungs:

"The champion is born, and it's none other than Mikuye!!"

Audience: "ohhhhhhhh!"

Lu Ye wiped his cold sweat.

It's just a snowball fight, it's like a crusade...

But having won three gold medals, the bonus is pretty secure.

With a beam of red light, Lu Ye took the water arrow turtle back into the diving ball and disappeared into the snowy field...

…

The rewind ends, and Xiao Luo’s video fast-forwards to the award ceremony.

This time the bonus is indeed very generous.

After all, it is a sports competition, unlike the trainer competition, which would stab Teacher Lu in the back.

However, Lu Ye calculated the bonus and it seemed that it was not enough for the water arrow turtle's supplements...

"Hiss..." Teacher Lu took a breath of cold air.

Be fooled, be fooled!

In the group photo, Lu Ye is standing in the championship seat, next to the second place Jin, who is resting on his arm, and Xiaozhi, who is grinning.

Lu Ye vaguely felt that the three reporters taking the photo looked familiar, and realized that they were actually the Rockets trio in disguise.

"Let me take a picture of Pikachu, meow~"

"Come on, little devil, look here."

Xiaozhi scratched his head and smiled: "Oh, no problem~"

Lu Ye's eyelids twitched.

He even called you "Little Guitou" in front of you. Can't you even notice it?

How slow are you, you idiot?

"Teacher Lu, are you going home next?"

After the award ceremony, Xiaozhi asked Luye Road.

Lu Ye nodded and asked, "What about you."

"I plan to go to Binhai City to challenge the gym." Xiaozhi said, "Miss Ami said that you can get the lighthouse badge there!"

Lu Ye said "Oh" and didn't care.

He was only one lighthouse badge away from completing the mission, but it wasn't a big problem...probably.

…

After the closing ceremony, the audience dispersed, still excitedly discussing yesterday's peak showdown of 'Teacher Lu VS Shiba'.

Xiba held a stack full of steamed bun specialty, waved to Lu Ye from a distance, and walked away with a broad back.

"If Xiba can't eat Angry Buns in the future...that would be so sad." Lu Ye sighed.

Just like an otter loses its shell, or a green onion duck loses its onion stalk...it will be so depressed that it will kill you!

"We can only let Team Rocket open an online store." Lu Ye nodded slowly, "Save them from making trouble...I can also get a share."

It's really Bulbasaur opening the door for Bulbasaur... It's wonderful!

Come to the vendors area.

Teacher Lu proposed his plan to Kojiro and others, and Miao Miao's eyes lit up.

"It seems feasible, meow~!"

"What should I do with the stronghold of the online store?" Kojiro asked.

"Idiot, don't you have a mansion wherever you go? Just go there!" Musashi said.

Lu Ye was in a subtle mood.

Use luxury homes as inventory points for online stores——

How can I feel like I'm driving a Rolls-Royce to deliver food...

Before setting off, Xiao Lan suggested that everyone have another 'break-up meal'.

Akin said, "I won't be fooled by you," and turned over and escaped first.

Kristal let out a long sigh, leaned forward and said:

"Ajin has caused trouble for you, Teacher Lu."

"No trouble at all." Lu Ye said, "I just have some waste paper and pen."

"Huh?" Kristal was startled.

After Ami and others said goodbye, they prepared to take Ma Zhishi's "Flower" to return directly to the Johto area.

Lu Ye also set off to the nearest train station.

The matter has come to an end.

The video of the battle with Shiba is still fermenting on the Internet, with more than 2 million views.

Some netizens predicted that Mr. Lu would participate in the Suzuran Tournament... The reason is that the champion of the Suzuran Tournament is qualified to participate in the Champions League and challenge the Four Heavenly Kings of Sinnoh.

"Insert an eye and come back to kill the prophet!"

"Wait a minute. With the strength to defeat Shiba and go to the Alliance Conference, is that still a human being?!"

"You look like a fake fan at first glance... When did Teacher Lu become a real person?"

Lu Ye was in a delicate mood and turned off the phone interface.

"This video should also attract a lot of traffic."

Lu Zhiye said: "When the Pokemon go on sale in May... we can also increase sales."

In addition, the gain from this trip lies in Xiba's "mystery of strength."

Lu Ye looked up at the sky.

The scene of Cong Youbing cutting through steel with his sword, his eyes sharp and indifferent, appeared in his mind——

Come on!

Buzz buzz.

The phone vibrated again. Lu Ye looked down and saw a message from Xiba.

"By the way, Teacher Lu." Xiba said, "The reason why I came to Sinnoh during this trip is to investigate the matter of Arceus's resurrection."

Lu Ye was slightly startled: "So?"

"So." Xiba said, "I'm afraid you also need to be prepared for the challenge...or do you already have any clues?"

Lu Ye's expression was subtle.

The clue is... Palkia and Dialga will probably get a beating from Giratina.

However, Xiaozhi is relatively far away these days, so it shouldn't trigger the plot.

Lu Ye nodded and said, "I will pay attention."

Turning off the chat interface, Lu Ye looked at the car window. There was no one around, and Gengar's smiling face suddenly appeared on the glass of the car window.

"Koujie~()"

Lu Ye: "...It's so scary, Gengar!"

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