I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

Hezhong District, Feiyun City, Interpol Headquarters.

The silent corridor echoed with the patter of footsteps. A middle-aged man in a brown trench coat walked slowly past, his face serious.

"The Inspector General, codenamed 'Handsome', was ordered to investigate the volcanic eruption in the Sinnoh region."

He pressed the intercom that was flashing azure blue and said: "The report is complete, please transfer to the Sinnoh Alliance, Suzuran Island Headquarters."

A sweet female voice sounded on the other end of the intercom: "We are transferring the call for you... You will be contacted by Wu Song, the King of Super Powers."

“Du, du, du—”

The man in the burgundy suit put down his crossed legs and reluctantly put the hardcover book he had just opened back to its place.

"This is the Sinnoh Alliance, Wu Song." Wu Song pushed the flat light mirror and said, "Please speak."

"Interpol needs access to the Sinnoh region to investigate."

The handsome guy gave a brief summary and said: "We suspect that the volcanic eruption is related to the fugitive wanted criminals, so I came to investigate alone."

"Acting alone?" Wu Song was startled and asked, "Do you want us to send you more manpower?"

"No need." The handsome guy was silent for a while. He had his direct superior in the Sinnoh region and said, "It involves confidentiality, so I can't tell you anything."

"It's best if we don't need to send additional manpower."

Wu Song rubbed his brows, sighed, and thought:

Otherwise, are you going to ask me to work overtime again?

However, since it was Interpol headquarters that sent people here, the Sinnoh Alliance should also express their opinions.

Wu Song said: "This matter will be handed over to the Fire King Daye. You can just hand it over to him later."

This guy Daye either stays at home and plays video games every day, or he goes to Binhai City to look for a one-on-one duel.

Take this opportunity to let him fulfill his duties as the King of Sinnoh!

There was some sad anger in Wu Song's heart, he stroked his hairline and sighed.

"No problem." The handsome guy pondered, "It's just... I want to take the liberty of asking."

"Please speak."

"Normally speaking, it shouldn't be Miss Sirona, the champion, who contacts the people in this department."

"..." Wu Song was silent.

"Hey, can you hear me?" the handsome guy asked.

"Ahem." Wu Song's heart became even more desolate, and he said, "She will take the day off today."

The reason is that a good rest can ensure the smooth progress of the investigation work - only a ghost would believe it!

Could it be that she ran to find Cattleya, or Wanlong, or went on a date with Teacher Lu?

I was the only one left in the empty alliance headquarters, and even when I had time to read a book, I had to take work calls...

I quit, I quit my job! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"Oh, that's understandable." The handsome guy nodded, "Then my trip is tentatively scheduled to arrive in Sinnoh tomorrow, and I'll ask King Daye to accompany me."

"Yeah." Wu Song regained his senses and added a hint of curiosity:

"Could it be some kind of Pokémon power rather than a man-made disaster?"

"We can only find out after the investigation." The handsome guy sighed.

After all the matters have been explained, hang up the phone.

Wu Song spread out the hardcover book on Erlang's lap, looking around.

He thought of Grandma Kikuno who was semi-retired, A Liu who went to the forest to catch insects, Sirona who was having fun...

"This year's Sinnoh."

Wu Song felt a chill, looked at the bright spring light outside the window, and said softly:

"It's also a long winter with heavy snowfall..."

…

"Are you on vacation today?"

In the chic sea view villa in Zhensha Town, Lu Ye was rubbing Fairy Eevee's chin and said to his cell phone.

"To be precise, it's an adjustment." Sirona said to Bluetooth while riding on the back of Liebite Land Shark, her black windbreaker rustling in the wind.

Lu Ye looked at the bright courtyard, bathed in the warm spring sunshine, where Congyou soldiers were chopping steel with force, making a clanging sound.

"Just right." Lu Ye said with a smile, "We can go out for an outing."

Sirona's tone unconsciously brought a smile: "Where's lunch?"

"We'll talk about it when you get back."

Lu Ye stood up, hugged the half-asleep Fairy Eevee, and said, "You can make a lunch box and take it to the picnic."

"Okay~" The voice was gentle and magnetic.

Sirona hung up the call, held Liebite Land Shark with both hands, smiled, and said sternly:

"Bite the land shark fiercely and move forward at full speed!"

"Crack!!"

On a blue sunny day, it was like a jet fighter flying through the clouds and driving through a long route of clouds.

Lu Ye stood in the yard with his hands on his hips, staring at Gengar who was weeding.

"Kou Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie~"

Gengar pushed the cutting Rotom and walked across the lawn, his voice trembling with the buzzing vibration.

The scent of laundry detergent floats in the air. The shirt had just been taken out of Xiaoluo's favorite "tumbling washing machine" form, and it was shining brightly in the sun.

"Chajiduyi~"

Togepi was hiding around the corner, casting his gaze furtively.

"Roar?" Wind Speed ​​Dog looked around naively, not noticing the hide-and-seek Togepi at all.

"You still can't smell it?"

Lu Ye scoffed, saying that Silly Dog's acting skills were too poor.

Looking towards Togepi, I saw that its eyes seemed to be shining brightly.

Lu Ye was silent for a long time, looked around and muttered:

"Hmm...where did Togepi go..."

Blastoise didn't do push-ups today.

Wearing sunglasses, drinking vitality tea leisurely. There is an incubation jar at the feet of the Water Arrow Turtle, and the elf eggs in the jar are shaking from time to time.

"It's only been half a month since I took over." Lu Zhi thought, "The incubation progress is quite fast."

It may also be because it met the 'hatching man' Akin... I hope it won't learn any bad habits from Akin and Toktarō.

Just be a pure, kind, and simple trainer like me!

Bang-dang, bang-dang, bang-dang.

The sound of hammering continued, and the onion soldiers used scallions to chop at the steel, feeling sad.

"Gah! ()σ" (Too difficult!)

Lu Ye said to Gengar: "Look, Ducky is almost crying with joy."

Geng Gui nodded frequently: "Ku Jie, Kou Jie!"

Onion Youbing: "Gah! ()σ"

If I keep practicing like this, I don't know if I can become the world's greatest swordsman, Cong Youbing.

Lu Ye thought wildly and said:

Gathering Qi is the Overlord color Haki, Sunlight Blade is the Armament color Haki, and the Seeing and Hearing color...

Jian, Jianqie, who can see through all attacks? !

Lu Ye's expression changed slightly: "Damn it, maybe Yaya is really talented."

Looking at the onion soldiers who looked like emergency ingredients, Lu Ye pondered:

"Well... I must be thinking too much..."

…

The sun was shining brightly, and I went on a picnic with Mengmengda in the afternoon.

Teacher Lu's mood also improved.

There is a huge cherry blossom forest on the hillside near Zhensha Town. It is said that if you stand on the top, you can see the sparkling waves of the beach in the distance.

Lu Ye has never been there once, but he did go to Zhensha Beach with Mengmengda once.

"It's ten o'clock."

Lu Ye looked up at the time.

It's time to start preparing lunch for today.

Since it is spring, you should prepare spring medicine... no, dishes suitable for spring.

【Jiuzhen Vegetable French Frozen】

A very delicate vegetable snack with bright colors and surprisingly friendly ingredients, most of which are common vegetables.

Cabbage, asparagus, tomatoes, cucumbers, zucchini, squash…

Geng Gui stood by the cooking table, looking at the ingredients, his whole face wrinkled: "Kou Jie..."

"Don't be picky about food." Lu Ye said with a dumb smile, "You will like the finished product later!"

"Kou Jie~" Gengar nodded, stretched out his long tongue, and sucked the dark red Mega Stone.

"Boo!" Fairy Ibrahimovic's pink ribbon was wrapped around Lu Ye's arm, and he gently sniffed the vegetables on the table with the same disdainful look.

Fairy Eevee is carnivorous, and although it is cute, it seems to prefer high-calorie foods such as tonkotsu ramen and tempura.

"You still need to eat more vegetables."

Lu Ye smiled and said, "Be careful of turning into a fat lady with a bow tie."

"Bu Yi! (〃＞ dishes＜)" Fairy Ibrahimovic shook the ribbons on both sides and hit Lu Ye's arm.

Lu Ye's mouth twisted.

Damn it, with my current physique, it doesn’t hurt at all!

[Jiuzhen Vegetable French Frozen] has seven layers in total, two layers of main course mushroom chicken and zucchini beef, and two layers of dessert milky mashed potatoes and pumpkin mashed. There are also other layers such as tomatoes and carrots.

Making it is quite simple for Teacher Lu, just put it in the refrigerator for a while.

The sauce is a mixture of perilla, pine nuts, mint and other herbs, exuding a light fragrance.

Lu Ye dipped it in the vanilla sauce and tried a small portion of [Jiuzhen Vegetable French Frozen]

The colorful colors attract the sense of sight, and the sweetness and fragrance of fruits and vegetables slowly spread, as if seeing a far away country, relaxing the body and mind.

“It looks like it’s not full, but the portion is actually quite filling.”

Lu Ye said to himself, looked at Rotom aside and said, "Did you record it?"

"Beep beep... perfectly recorded, Lotto!"

Lu Ye smiled.

In the past, when I was making food videos, I had to set up the camera position, adjust the aperture, and take timed shots myself.

With Rotom, posting videos is much more convenient.

"Rotom." Lu Ye suddenly said seriously.

"Beep...what are your orders, Lotto!" Rotom blinked.

"Can you edit the video?" Lu Ye said, "It's best to add some special effects and subtitles, with some lyrical BGM... I'll pay your electricity bill after it's done!"

"Beep, I can't understand, Lotto! o(TヘTo)"

…

In the chat group.

"No one comes out to play on Saturday?" Ah Jin said with his face pressed against the table, "It's so boring..."

"Aren't you in the breeding house?" Xiao Yin said.

"That's right." Ah Jin said, "How about you come to me and let's go to Tonglin Forest for a duel? Or we can go to Manjin City Video Game Hall!"

Xiaoyin: "..."

The two of them went diving and had a private chat somewhere.

Xiaogang is working as a security guard at the Shenzhen City Museum; Ma Zhishi is fishing in the port of Dry Leaf City wearing sunglasses and big pants.

Lijia covered her mouth and smiled: "The little girl's perfume shop has launched spring skin care products. There should be some in need in the group."

The little blue eyes lit up: "Sister Lijia, leave me a trial amount, I'll be there right away!"

Skin care...Nazi's eyes twitched, her face stern. Is that old woman making a sarcastic statement?

"The spoon divination said that things will be unfavorable in the near future." Nazhi rolled up her black hair and said, "You should especially avoid wearing a kimono."

Li Jia smiled and said: "Ah, it's because some people can't wear a kimono."

Nazi said coldly: "Because it will be more troublesome when you wear a kimono and escape."

There was a strong smell of gunpowder in the group, and Xiao Huang said weakly:

"I, I also want a skin care product..."

"Of course you're welcome!" Li Jia winked, "But Xiao Huang's skin is already very good. Do you want to show it to someone?"

"Well..." Xiao Huang's face turned red.

Xiaogang narrowed his eyes and remained silent.

Xiaosheng is sure that Miss Lijia must have asked this on purpose!

Ah Li scratched his head: "I have never used skin care products since I was a child."

The group suddenly fell silent.

The gentleman-like Michael secretly thought: "Would it be better to mail this little girl a complete set of cosmetics?"

Shafiya cheered: "I haven't used it either! But Lubi can use it every day!"

"Too girly" A Jin was about to say something, but Xiao Yin covered his mouth.

"Mi Keli." Xiao Yin only said one name.

Ah Jin suddenly understood and patted Xiao Yin's shoulder carelessly: "I'll treat you to some popsicles later!"

Xiaoyin: "..."

Ruby said helplessly: "I think you should be more ladylike... Shafia."

"Hmph! What? Isn't it enough to have you as a lady?" Shafia snickered.

Kona silently pushed the frame of the mirror.

It's sour, so sour, even more sour than a girl's comic!

"Teacher Lu has released a new food video." A certain grass-type trainer suddenly said.

"Oh, I saw it too." A'Du nodded. Watching a food video while working is quite satisfying...

Shiba frowned slightly.

Teacher Lu is actually a food blogger...

Then he must be very good at making steamed buns!

"Oh." Xiba clenched her fists and looked sharply, "You are an example for us to learn from!"

Lu Ye took the time to glance at the chat group.

"Who is this..." Lu Ye was stunned for a moment, then murmured: "Cause or rapeseed?"

Shaking his head, Lu Ye looked at his watch. It was one o'clock in the afternoon.

Only half an hour after the video was released, [Teacher Lu’s Late Night Canteen: Jiuzhen Vegetable French Frozen] was already on the homepage.

“Redefining late night!”

"Grandpa, the UP master you always follow has finally updated!"

"It's actually a special spring episode... I was careless and was tricked into coming in without ordering takeout!"

The teacher Lu who was in the war zone a few days ago seemed a little strange to the audience.

After all, a chef with a treacherous heart and underworld tactics actually fucked Sheba to pieces!

Although many water friends are mentally prepared, they still need some buffering time.

At this moment, Teacher Lu’s canteen series once again reminds water friends of the fear of “full of food”.

"My youth is back!"

"As a food blogger, it's reasonable to occasionally ask the king for material, right?"

"You actually posted it so early...Are you going to have a picnic with Mengmengda?"

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu brother, you slapped it on the public screen!”

Lu Ye smiled happily.

Hey, we really went out for a picnic with Meng Meng, don’t you think it’s irritating?

There was a sudden movement outside, the electronic lock was opened, and a cold aura blew into the room along with a gust of fragrant wind.

Sirona was wearing a black windbreaker, with blond hair hanging down both sides of her slender waist. She was carrying a metallic luster luxury satchel, with an unapproachable coldness and nobility on her face.

Behind her, a biting land shark showed a fierce and fierce look, and followed closely behind her like a dedicated guard.

However.

The eyes facing each other are like a pool of clear water melting, and the first cherry blossoms blooming on the branches in April.

A slight smile spread across her brows.

"I'm back." Sirona said with a smile.

"Welcome home." Teacher Lu replied with a smile.

…

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