I, Sakazuki, Will Not Take a Dog Easily

"Did you break anything again?" Watching the two men in the office sweat profusely and move out of the room, the girl now only wants to know how much repair expenses she will have to pay for this [disruption].

However, this time Luffy's answer was very straightforward: "There is only one!"

Compared with the few buildings, more than ten doors and windows, dozens of desks, and hundreds of "victims" in the past, in the eyes of the girl, Luffy's behavior this time is still reasonable.

"Well, when I was escaping, in order to prevent everyone from chasing me, I just split the ground with a rubber tomahawk." Luffy tried his best to recall the details, and he relied on raising his legs to go straight up and using the rubber to stretch and stretch. Momentum then swung a blow downward in one breath: "As a result, who knows that there are sewage pipes buried underground, hahahaha."

[Rubber Tomahawk] It already has enough destructive power to destroy a warship, but under the blessing and strengthening of Lanjiao, no matter how deep the pipeline is buried, it will be split into two sections.

Thousands of people in the chasing force were drenched in [shit and hair], all they wanted was to catch this shit-bombing kid and hang them on the flagpole.

Although this matter cannot be transferred by her personal will, it is indeed a headache now. The orange-haired girl sighed and supported her forehead: "I really shouldn't have asked you to learn the six styles."

"Hee hee hee," Lu Fei smiled happily, looking like a heartless and stupid monkey.

"Laugh! What a joke!! Do you know how much money you owe me?" The girl who loves money like her life jumped to her feet and said, if this bastard Baga wasn't by her side, she would definitely beat him to the brim .

Every time the other party gets into trouble, Nami, who is the manager of the financial room, has to allocate funds to make up for the objects and houses that Luffy frizzy and unintentionally destroyed.

Both hands slammed on the table vigorously, almost swaying the afterimage. Anger burst into the eyes of the little money fan: "You have paid in advance your military salary for the next twenty years!"

Lu Fei's eyes rolled, and he was as witty as he had already figured out a wonderful way to renege on the debt: "It's okay, it's okay, when I become the One Piece in charge of controlling the Qiwu Sea, I will be able to leave the navy at that time."

Not only becoming the coveted good One Piece but also being able to get rid of the navy's sequence and successfully renege on his debts, Lu Bao secretly sighed that he was a chicken thief.

"What nonsense are you talking about again? Returning to One Piece? You can't even get out of Marin Fando?" She has long been numb to her companion's outrageous remarks, and Nami, who is inspired to be the Minister of Finance of the Navy, doesn't take this guy's words to heart.

Unexpectedly, when this was mentioned, the little straw hat actually made the little straw hat complain again and again.

"Hi! How angry!" On the other end of the phone, Luffy made an indignant expression, with his hands on his waist: "I don't agree, why can everyone go to sea!"

Nami was almost laughed at by Luffy's naive question, and she emphasized again: "We are going out to fight! We are not going on a trip!"

Lu Bao carried out the big nerve of the Monkey family: "I want to go to sea too!! This guy Ace actually called me back to show off! What did he say that he hunted down pirates all the way, from the great route to the East China Sea!"

"Your brother is going to perform a mission!!" Nami, who had already suffered a nervous breakdown from this guy, couldn't laugh or cry.

To be honest, she had no doubts at all that if this idiot who wanted to be a pirate all day long was really released, the straw hat captain with 0 sailing credits would most likely not be able to reach the next island at all.

Moreover, from the perspective of opposing camps of the navy and pirates.

This young man who grew up in the compound of the Navy Headquarters but dreams of becoming the One Piece, said that he is ignorant of the world is a compliment! To some extent, he is so innocent that it makes people extinguish their wits.

Nami was still angry and wanted to reprimand her a few words. Suddenly, she stared blankly at the phone bug, and a flash of light flashed in her mind.

[Wait, I remember Miss Robin mentioned it to me yesterday... Eh? Maybe this is an opportunity to start the plan! 】

The orange-haired girl who was good at deceiving blinked her eyes, and threatened with a stern voice: "Huh! Luffy, you'd better be quiet these days. If you don't behave well, you'll be kicked like a ball!"

"Well, big dog, don't worry too much~" There were thousands of people hitting and beating themselves on the ground, Luffy didn't pay attention to Nami's powerless verbal threat at all.

"Hmm, idiot Luffy, I didn't lie this time." Nami's annoyed expression was mixed with a trace of obvious worry. She scanned the surrounding furtively, after confirming that she was the only one in the office , still lowered his voice: "Have you read the newspaper?"

"Didn't read it, what's the matter?" The idiot with only [eating] in his head said frankly.

Although Nami feels helpless towards this single-minded creature, she has to continue to implement her strategy: "You don't know [Generation of Miracles]?"

"What is that? Can it be eaten?"

"...Please don't be malicious and cute, you have already passed the age where you have to ask [Is it delicious?] no matter what you want!" With a long sigh, the psychologically mature girl wanted to stare at the sky speechlessly at this moment. .

"So, then you definitely don't know what [Five Generals without a Crown] is. Luffy is three years old!!"

After redefining the guy's mental age, Nami complained directly.

"Isn't it strange not to know?" Lu Fei tilted his head, he was not interested in these gossip news at all. He never reads newspapers, and his information channels are quite blocked.

"It's strange if you don't know!" Anyway, it's not the first time I've been shown by this guy's narrow and barren knowledge. For some reason, the girl, who is not surprised, took the initiative to do science popularization for the straw hat:

"Okay, listen to me, you bastard! [Generation of Miracles] refers to the five admirals in active service!! These giants who suppressed the seas in the name of miracles all had a record of tying or even defeating the Four Emperors. .

And [Five Uncrowned Generals] are after the Miracle Five in the Navy, there are five big figures who have contributed a lot in the war and reversed local wars several times even though they have never won honors——Gion, Kake, and Jinpei , Ghost Spider, Shileu. "

Nami pretended to be mysterious and suppressed her voice again and again, so that she could show the ambivalence that she wanted to share such secrets but also wanted to act cautiously: "This is the exclusive news I got from Mr. Huang Yuan. Mr. Sa said that I intend to gather [Age of Miracles] and [Five Untitled Generals] to play a friendly basketball match."

Lu Bao, who listened to these news, finally grasped the point of the question: "But what does this have to do with me?"

"Stupid! Don't forget what fruit you ate." The orange-haired girl reminded with a kind "kindness".

"Rubber fruit~ what's wrong?" Lu Bao, who was very nervous, didn't realize that the crisis was approaching.

She wanted the other party to respond by herself, but looking at the dazed and innocent stupid face on the phone bug, Nami knew that this guy definitely didn't understand.

The girl who no longer wants to play around with paramecium creatures reminded loudly: "You will be used by Mr. Sa as a game ball!! Luffy!!"

"Hey!!!!!!" The rubber man on the other end of the phone suddenly bulged his eyes like a dead fish, and his jaw opened in shock and fell straight to the ground. In his mouth, his tongue was unconsciously floating in midair Trembling.

The money-worshiping girl kept a straight face, described what had just happened, and then deduced it: "Don't think I'm kidding you! It's probably because the Whitebeard Pirates that should have been wiped out are still lingering, which angered Mr. Sa My hands have been itchy lately.

And because of the truce between the two sides, the incident should not be taken lightly. I had no choice but to use these rookie sparring partners to exercise my muscles.

What's more, Enilo and the others just finished the test with Mr. Sa. Lu Qi, Drake, Bilibili, and Monet were forcibly pushed to the ground by Mr. Sa.

Now I heard that Mr. Sa has gone to [training] with Smoker and Tina. If you make such a big mess, it will be difficult for the left-behind officers in the headquarters to report it. "

Listening to the gulp of swallowing saliva on the phone, Nami continued to add fuel to the fire: "You must know that the resistance of the rubber, combined with the defense of the iron block, is enough for you to be smashed into a ball by Mr. Sa gone."

The girl clings to the phone bug, revealing the image of a capitalist who has squeezed out the use value to nothing left. She whispered softly: "Especially... imitating the moves of the giant lieutenant generals in our headquarters. I heard that you are developing giant bone balloons, right?"

"..."

Luffy hung up the phone without a word.

For the first time in his life, he discovered the real reason for escaping from Marine Vandor Island.

Leave of absence due to force majeure.

Take a night off. . . . Going out to eat "seems" to leave the door key on the table. . . Now I am following the track of "seems" in the heavy rain to look for keys all over the street. . . . . . . . .

Gan!

This chapter will be added tomorrow. . . . . .

Modafok!!!!!! Where are my keys? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Such a big one!!!!!

390. One Piece's Playback Diary (Part 2)

As a symbol of peace in the [Great Pirate Era], an old superpower that has stood in the world for hundreds of years, the influence of the Navy Headquarters spreads all over the world.