I, Sakazuki, Will Not Take a Dog Easily

"Huh? It sounds like Captain Crowe is quite different!" After listening to Zango's story, the crew members of the Straw Hat Pirates looked at each other in dismay.

To tell you the truth, if that guy really retired like the hypnotist described in the story, longing for a peaceful life without being hunted, then they might not set out to hunt him down.

But right now, the "dead" person who changed his name and surname is trying to summon the old department to seize his family business!

"Let's go, let's go chat with Mr. Butler, who is pursuing peace." The Straw Hat Pirates, who have always had their own preferences, have reached an unprecedented agreement on this matter.

418. Mr. Butler Longing for a Peaceful Life (Part 2)

This is the second time today that the shout of "The Pirates Are Coming" resounded in Xiluobu Village. The villagers could only sigh secretly, and then began to search for rolling pins, spatulas, brooms and other things in their homes. Varied.

"The pirates are coming!!!!" Usopp's recognizable loud voice sounded from the entrance of the village again. His voice was full of panic and undisguised panic, and even seemed a bit broken due to emotion.

For the so-called "the pirates are coming", they have really been tossed and almost numb.

From the very beginning, the whole town organized militias and hid women, children, old and weak together with the enemy.

It wasn't until everyone was ready to plan to stick to the blocking plan and call the nearest navy branch for help—that bastard Usopp put on a look of watching the fun, and explained this kind of joke that was not funny with a belly laugh.

But to this day, the villagers will only mutter a few words in the house about such "warnings": That kid is really pretending, and then bury their heads and continue with the work at hand.

After all, if the fake news of "the pirates are coming" comes from outside the village from time to time every day, no matter how frightened the pirates are, they will take it lightly.

Only this time, the kid outside the house seemed to be getting worse, as if he had made up his mind not to make a fuss out of the house and beat him up endlessly, yelling loudly all the time.

"Everyone!!! The pirates are really here!!! Run!" Usopp shouted hoarsely. At this moment, he regretted his past actions extremely.

This wolf game completely destroyed the bond of trust between him and the villagers, so that now the pirates really came, but no one believed it.

The captain who led the three kids to form the [Usopp Pirates] patrolled his so-called "territory" like a lion today.

On the high ground connected to a desolate beach on the outskirts of the village, he had already observed a black-sail skull flag approaching towards the island.

The wanton black flag flutters above the sea, and the icon of a skull wearing a straw hat drawn on it reveals the identity of the visitor.

The Straw Hat Pirates just braved the wind and waves and approached the shallow water beach on this side without any disguise.

"Everyone!!! Open the door!" In desperation, Usopp slammed and slapped on the door panels of the villagers, trying to gather them together.

The door was indeed knocked open by Usopp's almost indiscriminate slaps, but oncoming melee artifacts such as brooms and pans.

It is said that this is the only method taught by an adventurer who used to say "bad, bad" mantra many years ago when he passed by here:

In a place full of common daily necessities such as vases, paintings, curtains, or kitchen utensils, you have to fight enemies that are several times your own.

Punching? No, No, No

Pots and pans? Yes, Yes, Yes

Usopp, who was so scared that he ran away with his head in his arms, was quickly surrounded by the villagers in the center of the crowd.

But he finally breathed a sigh of relief. In this situation, even if he was hit by one or two broomsticks, he would admit defeat: "Everyone listen to me! Run quickly!! It is said that he can easily take down the naval base and defeat the famous marines of all seas. Thieves' Straw Hat Crew!!"

Unexpectedly, the villagers didn't take it seriously when they heard the words. Instead, they found a lot of loopholes in Usopp's "lie": "Come on, we have to choose decent people to tell lies. Return the Straw Hat Pirates? That kind of lie?" How could the pirate supernova appear in a small village on a remote island in our East China Sea?"

"That's right, that's right, you can make it even more outrageous—please tell those big pirates who haven't entered the village yet, that the Burning Legion that frightened the seas and slaughtered thousands of pirates is sitting here." Another person who said this The villagers apparently didn't take Usopp's words seriously.

Usopp stared blankly at the backs of the people who dispersed and left again. For some reason, an absurd idea suddenly appeared in his heart: to protect everyone from the pirates...to protect Kaya!

Although he used to beautify pirates on weekdays, in fact, he just wanted to claim that his father was a brave and fearless warrior in the ocean, but when things came to an end, he also knew very well what kind of bastards most pirates were.

"Obviously I can't do it alone," Usopp, a big liar who is good at deceit, clenched his teeth. He still has a general idea of ​​how much he weighs: "It is impossible to fight them with force, we have to find a way !"

He looked in the direction he had come from. If he looked up from the beach, the lush forests and shrubs formed a natural barrier, covering the high ground quite tightly.

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Located on the edge of the island is a piece of coarse sand, the whitish sand is rough, agglomerated, and extremely harsh.

This barren sandy land was not originally a place for people to play and enjoy the beach style. The wasteland that no one cares about has just become an excellent secret base in the eyes of the children in the village.

rustle, rustle,

The beach, which usually has no one passing by, ushered in a lot of uninvited guests today.

The few people in the lead seemed to be arguing endlessly over a phone bug, while the two ladies living in the back were enjoying the surrounding scenery contentedly.

It immediately added a lot of fresh air to the deserted and lonely sandy ground.

"I protest!!! Big dog!!! Why is there so little money for meals on this island?" The speaker wore his signature straw hat and stared angrily at the end of the orange phone bug.

Just listening to the voice, it seems that there is a young girl on the other end of the phone: "Protesting is invalid!! I know how to eat and drink all day long, can I grow a little bit more heart?"

After the slightly annoyed complaint, she felt a little helpless: "Besides, the expenses for going to the island are the same every time. Only some super-large islands will be allocated extra! Stupid Luffy, when have I ever deducted from you?" time to eat!!!"

The captain of the Straw Hat Pirates sternly pulled the newly-joined swordsman over:

"But we have added another crew member!"

Sauron, who was abruptly pulled over, looked dazed, completely unaware of his role in the phone debate.

The three-sword style swordsman could only cast his confused and confused eyes on Sanji.

"Oh, I forgot to introduce you." Seeing the green algae's gaze, Sanji patted his head suddenly: "The other end of the phone is the [Minister of Finance] of our team."

Originally, the angry female voice could be seen through the phone bug, but the conversation suddenly changed, and she changed her temper and politely greeted Sauron: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, did you scare you? I get angry when I mention that bastard.

Roronoa Zoro, right? My name is Nami, please take care of me when we meet for the first time. "

"Uh... hello," the three-sword swordsman hesitated for a moment, and whispered hello to Nami who looked like a different person.

He couldn't help but wonder why Nami, who is the team [Minister of Finance], wasn't on board?

This type of online crew is truly unseen and unheard of.

Just as he was about to continue the preliminary communication with the other party, Zoro opened his mouth and Sanji raised his hand to cover it.

"There's someone on the high slope." The few people with keen senses felt the feeling of being spied on.

The phone communication was unilaterally hung up by the other end. In Zoro's eyes, it seemed that this woman named Nami didn't want others to know that she was connected with the Straw Hat Pirates.

The swordsman narrowed his eyes slightly, and found signs of the other party's activities in the slight shaking of the bushes.

Throwing away Sanji's palm covering his mouth, Zoro smiled calmly: "Hey, perverted cook, it seems that we have encountered a rookie peeper."

"Yeah, it's a pity that I was a little nervous for a moment." Sanji Kurozu, who was slowly relaxing, sighed a little speechlessly, this time the enemy was really too weak.

When they landed on an island three years ago, they were caught by Fire Fist Ace who was waiting for a rabbit in this way, and the previous nervousness came from this.