I sent a group confession text message, and my aunt cried that she sent it too late?

Su Yang had just finished complaining about the system threatening to uninstall at any time, when a progress bar suddenly appeared in front of him.

【Current proficiency: 88%！】

This proficiency had appeared before, but at that time Su Yang was busy with tasks every day and had no time to understand it.

Now that it appeared again, he noticed the small words below

【When the proficiency reaches 100%, the system will automatically bind!】

【After the binding is successful, the system will not be uninstalled even if the task of the day is not completed!】

【However, if you do not complete the current task, the next task will no longer refresh!】

【Please be informed! 】

After reading the instructions, Su Yang couldn't help but feel secretly delighted.

It can be like this?!

It must be said that this setting is directly rooted in his heart.

Although he always clamors that one day when he becomes strong enough, he will definitely uninstall the system. But if he really loses this treasure, he still can't bear to give it up.

Being able to bind is really a dream come true.

And now the proficiency has reached 88%.

In total, he has completed thirteen tasks. According to this calculation, each task increases by 6-7 points on average.

If he wants to bind completely, he only needs to do two more tasks.

This immediately made Su Yang full of energy.

In the past, he had to wash his hands, bathe, burn incense and pray before checking the tasks.

I am in a good mood today, so I just clicked to see

【Today's live broadcast task: Experience kindergarten life!

When Su Yang saw this task, he was relieved.

He thought it was just like breaking into the village intelligence station, just playing games with the children.

Human cubs are so cute, this one is simply a welfare bureau.

But after another look, I found that it was not that simple at all.

【Task requirements: Be a kindergarten child for no less than five hours, and make the child cry three times within five hours!】

"......"

Su Yang rubbed his eyes to make sure if he had seen it wrong?!

The task requirement is - to be a kindergarten kid?!

He, a 1.824 meter tall, handsome, vigorous man who can finish three bowls of rice at a time, is going to be a kindergarten kid?!

Su Yang's expression instantly twisted into a knot.

How many eight walnuts did the system eat to come up with such a task?!

Although he does have four regrets in terms of studying.

The first regret is that he did not go to college.

The second regret is that he did not get into high school.

The third regret is that he did not graduate from junior high school.

The fourth regret is that he lost his elementary school diploma.

But...

Who the hell would regret not having gone to kindergarten?!!

The point is, just go to kindergarten, why make the kids cry.

And three times?

What did the kids do wrong?

Leaving their parents to go to school at such a young age, and being made to cry by a weird uncle like him.

Although he will cry for a long time after a slap.

But he can't really hit him.

The person was hit in the morning, and he was gone in the afternoon. His originally good mood was made a little emo by this task.

But he didn't have time to be emo, because it was almost eight o'clock.

According to the kindergarten's class time from nine in the morning to four in the afternoon, if he doesn't hurry up, it will be easy for him to miss the full time.

Damn!

I was planning to pick up the car today, but it seems that I can't pick it up.

Quickly take care of myself, open the live broadcast platform, and change the title of the live broadcast room.

"Today's activity: experiencing kindergarten life and making children cry three times."

When starting the live broadcast, Su Yang also went out.

As soon as the broadcast started, countless netizens flocked in.

"Wow, it's quite early today. I'll give you a verbal praise."

"I say the early bird catches the worm"

"Did you see the trending searches? The anchor's video yesterday made the entire Chinese music scene tremble"

"I watched it and I was hooked by that video. I spent the whole night researching his previous live broadcasts. It almost made me die of laughter."

"Me too, I didn't sleep all night and I have dark circles under my eyes"

"This big family of whole life is getting bigger and bigger. When I first became a fan of the anchor, he had less than 10,000 fans, but in just a few days, he has become a big anchor with 6 million fans. This makes me feel like my son has grown up."

"The guy above, I suspect you are taking advantage of the anchor, but I have no evidence"

"Six million? Wasn't it only five million yesterday? One million followers in one night?"

"Oh shit, it’s true!"

"If this happened to someone else, I would think it was outrageous, but for the anchor, it seemed very reasonable."

"Who told the anchor to be so good at making things happen? When I came in, I saw that no one was saying a word."

"That's true. There is no most explosive, only more explosive."

"The most explosive one is often the next one. Let me see what the host is going to do today?"

"......."

After several slaps in the face, the number of haters in the live broadcast room has obviously decreased. The comments have become more harmonious.

When the show started today, they would chat for a few sentences as usual before reading the title.

This time, they laughed their heads off again.

"Phew——Hahahaha, did I read it right, going to kindergarten?"

"You're such a talented person."

"Damn, you gave me a fright, can't you be a little more beastly?"

"Finally, I took action against the children"

"As a kindergarten teacher, I can tell you very clearly that if you make a child cry once, I will fight you, let alone three times."

"All major kindergartens: Back off, back off!!!"

"Children nowadays are the apple of their eye. If you dare to make them cry, not to mention the kindergarten teachers, their parents will come rushing over with knives in their hands in a matter of minutes."

"Isn’t it good to be alive?"

"Help! My scalp is already tingling"

"......"

At this time, on the other side.

Zhou Siyu had just finished clocking in and sat down at her workstation.

A night had passed, and Su Yang's words kept replaying in her mind,"Do you want roses? Ten yuan each."

Although Su Yang later called her to explain that it was for the live broadcast effect, she still couldn't forget that sentence. It was even more magical than the brainwashing BGM.

She knew that the current live broadcast industry was seriously involuted, and many anchors would do inexplicable things to attract attention.

For example, eating a live octopus or taking a bath in a wooden barrel full of snakes.

So Zhou Siyu instinctively felt that Su Yang was also a kind of anchor who made a living by sensationalism.

For a time, she sympathized with his situation.

Then she forgave him.

But forgiveness is forgiveness, but when she thought of yesterday's scene, she still hated it.

In order to avoid such a thing from happening again, she downloaded the live broadcast software, who never watched live broadcasts. As soon as she downloaded it, the platform's push came, which was Su Yang's live broadcast room.

While clicking in, Zhou Siyu took a sip of the tea she had just brewed.

I was just thinking about watching what Su Yang would do.

At this moment, she regained her calm and peaceful appearance.

However, when she entered the live broadcast room and saw the explosive title, the tea in her mouth sprayed out instantly.

Her lips slightly opened, her almond eyes widened, and her calm appearance disappeared instantly.

What kind of dirty thing is this?!......