Let's talk about Su Yang.
After he went out, he found that the most difficult part of this task was not to be a kid in the kindergarten, nor to make them cry.
But how to convince the kindergarten to let him go in and experience it.
This is not the behavior of a normal person. Being treated as a psychopath is a small matter.
Being beaten up by the security guards is a big deal.
He might even be treated as a child trafficker and alert the police.
How to explain it then?
Explain that he was live streaming?
In that case, he would be educated at the very least, and detained for half a day at the worst.
Not to mention completing the task, he would be in trouble.
How to deal with this?
Su Yang began to have a headache.
He thought about it and couldn't think of a solution.
Just at this time, when he passed by the park, he saw a kindergarten enrollment point.
Anyway, there was no solution, Su Yang might as well try his luck there.
The young lady at the enrollment point was very enthusiastic,"Sir, do you want to know about our Blue Sky Kindergarten?"
Su Yang was still a little embarrassed, and only said"um" softly.
"Okay, our Blue Sky Kindergarten adopts bilingual teaching."
"Let children start English enlightenment at the early childhood stage"
"In addition to the required courses, our kindergarten also offers hobby courses such as paper cutting, painting, and calligraphy."
"To enrich children's early childhood life"
"We also provide lunch care services. Lunch is carefully prepared by domestic senior nutritionists to fully take care of the nutritional needs of children."
"It must be right to choose us."
The young lady said so much in one breath, and then looked at Su Yang.
Waiting for his answer.
But Su Yang really didn't know how to start, so he could only respond with a"hmm" again.
Seeing him like this, the young lady could only continue to say,"Our kindergarten's teaching staff is still very strong."
"The entire school covers an area of 12 acres, with more than 30 kindergarten teachers and more than 200 students"
"We are currently recruiting preschool children aged 3-5 years old."
At this point, the young lady looked at Su Yang and asked,"Do you have children who want to go to kindergarten?"
Su Yang swallowed his saliva, hesitated for a moment, and continued to nod.
"How old is he? Let me see which class he is suitable for?"The little sister asked.
Hearing this, Su Yang immediately tapped his toes on the ground and finally gritted his teeth,"Three years old and——"
"Three years old, that's the right time for primary school...."
Before the young lady finished her words, Su Yang took a deep breath and said the second half of the sentence,"Three years and two hundred and thirty months!"
"???"
The lady was stunned
"Three years old..."
His lips trembled twice, and he didn't have the courage to finish the next few words.
Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter instantly.
"Hahahaha, three years and two hundred and thirty months??? What the hell!!!"
"I really want to dig into the anchor's brain to see how he could say that."
"I laughed so hard that I quacked like a duck"
"Hello, I am three years and five hundred and twenty months old. Who is not a baby?"
"Don't act young, you old man!!!"
"I just turned 18~ (Twist and turn)"
"Holy shit, Brother Monkey, there are monsters here!!!"
"He lives in Bengbu. He is so funny before he even starts school. What will happen if he enters kindergarten?"
"I can already imagine the chaotic scene."
"Child: Is it necessary to take this course?"
"......"
As expected, the young lady thought Su Yang was here to cause trouble and drove him away.
He continued to wander the streets.
Maybe it was the beginning of the new school year, so there were several enrollment points like this.
Su Yang shamelessly asked them all.
Unfortunately, no one was willing to enroll an older child like him.
No one wanted him even if he paid money.
Su Yang's mentality was a little broken after hitting a wall.
He was about to explode, but the netizens in the live broadcast room continued to add insult to injury.
"I know you are in a hurry, but please don't be in a hurry."
"Age is a limitation. Why don't we change our thinking? You said your IQ is only that of a three-year-old. Maybe that's enough."
"This little thing is not worth being discouraged. Life is all about ups and downs....Are you feeling down and out?"
"Don't be discouraged by one failure. You will gradually realize that you will not fail only this time."
"Hahahaha, it's a blessing for the anchor to have fans like you"
"Host: Do you want this blessing?"
"......."
Su Yang was no longer surprised by the behavior of this group of stupid netizens. He didn't have time to argue with them.
It was almost nine o'clock, and if he didn't go to school, he might not have enough time.
He could only speed up and continue looking.
Su Yang's indifference did not make the netizens restrain themselves.
They became more and more rampant.
A"kind-hearted" netizen couldn't stand it anymore, and typed a line of words,"Or, come to the kindergarten near me."
When this barrage was sent out, even Su Yang noticed it.
This is undoubtedly a timely help.
Su Yang quickly replied,"Brother, where are you?"
The netizen quickly sent him the address in a private message, and explained that he was a kindergarten teacher in that kindergarten.
Seeing the address, it was not too far from where he was.
It would probably take only half an hour by taxi.
So Su Yang quickly stopped a taxi and rushed to his destination.
Seeing that Su Yang's problem was solved, some netizens were a little disappointed
"I wanted to see the anchor fail to complete the task and fail. Now, the conditions have been created for him."
"The person above, do you want to see the anchor fail or do you want to see the anchor perform well?"
"I won't pretend anymore. I want to see him make the kids cry. Hahahaha"
"Man, you are undoubtedly inviting a wolf into the house."
"This shows that there are still many good people among netizens, who are so willing to help others."
The netizens in the live broadcast room were discussing it. I don't know who clicked on the barrage record of that netizen.
It turned out that he was not a"good person".
He was just like many stupid netizens, who just wanted to watch the fun and not mind the trouble.
Would he be so kind to help?
After being seen through, the netizen stopped pretending.
"Hehehe, come to my class, I want to let the anchor know that there are still many bad people in this world."
As soon as these words came out, the barrage exploded.
"WTF, the mantis stalks the cicada while the oriole is behind?!!"
"The anchor is doing something, you are doing something to the anchor? ?!!"
"Hahahaha, this is a high-end game"
"In this case, I won't be sleepy."
"I take back what I said about you being a good person. Your heart is very evil."
"I said, what good people can be fans of anchors?"
"......."
Su Yang arrived at his destination quickly.
After paying the fare, he followed the location sent by netizens.
This place is located in the outer ring, with many old residential areas and newly built buildings.
Although it is not as prosperous and lively as the city, it has good greenery and even the air is much fresher.
Following the route prompted by the navigation, Su Yang came to the entrance of Rainbow Kindergarten.
There is no need to confirm whether he has found the right place.
Because at this time, in front of the kindergarten, a young man was waving at him with his big teeth bared.
"Hello——"
Su Yang approached and greeted him.
But he had only said two words when the young man gave him a bear hug.
"Hahahaha, I finally saw a living one"......
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