I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

"Hahaha, stop talking, I can only say that Fairy Lin is really pitiful."

"Every time I think I have touched Su Zhinan, but I only touched myself!"

"Su Zhinan: Murderous!"

"Director Su, YYDS!!!"

"Sure enough, today is also a day for Su Zhinan not to let us down."

Hearing Lin Qingyan's self-explosion of black history, everyone burst into laughter.

No way, the famous scene that day is too hard to forget.

The murderous sentence really shocked these cultivators. I didn't expect that the murderous aura of their cultivators could be perceived by ordinary people.

It was shocking!

Liu Lingyue gave her a pitiful look in her eyes.

It seems that Fairy Lin is still quite pitiful.

"Don't panic, I have other plans!" Liu Lingyue could only continue in order not to hit Lin Fairy.

"The college entrance examination is about to go in one month. After the college entrance examination is over, we can ask Su Han to go to some more dangerous places."

"For example, those glass bridges, some roller coasters, escape rooms."

"In short, we must seize all opportunities!"

Liu Lingyue is full of fighting spirit.

After experiencing today's single escape incident, she also saw through the man Su Han.

Um...

Now I can’t use my charm, I can only rely on my own performance!

Since this dog man doesn't give a face like this, he can only use his slant to achieve his achievement.

After all, if you have attacked Su Han, you will have the opportunity to qualify for the Holy Maiden election.

By the time...

Well, even if this straight guy eats some tofu, I can bear it!

Liu Lingyue's eyes glowed with evil, and the corners of her mouth were full of sneers: "I don't believe it. At that time, on the glass bridge, I will be a great beauty and let his princess hug him or not!"

"At that time, in the escape room, in such a small space, you just need to find a horror plot..."

"I don't believe you, Su Han, can still face me Liu Lingyue with such a Buddhist style!"

Looking at Liu Lingyue whose smile gradually changed, Lin Fairy felt very strange. When did your Liu Fox start planning so carefully?

Are you afraid of a repeat of the tragedy?

However, Lin Fairy felt that Liu Lingyue's plan was very reliable.

It's only a month.

The broadcast time of the season of "The World Is Not Worth" is one year, and the number of male protagonists is uncertain. If the strategy is fast, the next one will be the next one.

Therefore, they are not in a hurry, one year's time is not bad for the college entrance examination in this month!

"Liu Fox, you really have you, there are still so many flowers." Lin Fairy elbow Liu Lingyue, winking at her for a while.

Liu Lingyue said displeased: "What are you talking about, I call it resourceful!"

"Hey, I understand, I understand."

.....

Just when the two people finalized the plan, the excitement of the two people was interrupted by the voice of a small couple around.

"Scumbag! Let's break up!"

The two looked together, and then they saw a young couple breaking up.

The girl's face was full of anger.

"Break up, we must break up this time!"

The boy hurriedly caught up, grabbed the girl's hand, and coaxed: "Baby, what's the matter, why are you breaking up suddenly."

"Hmph, you scumbag, dare to sneak into the clubhouse to have your feet!"

The girl is wearing a small skirt and looks pretty good. It seems that the boy went to the clubhouse and was discovered.

"I didn't go to the clubhouse!" The boy suddenly surprised.

"Who did you hear that I went to the clubhouse?"

"I tell you, this is pure framing!"

The girl stared: "Then how to explain the smell of the inferior perfume in your clubhouse!"

"It's really not!" The boy explained: "It's just that I was going to meet a client, and I accidentally bumped into a woman on the road. I think it's the smell of her!"

"Really?" The girl said suspiciously: "Are you sure you didn't lie to me?"

"I really didn't go!"

"Very well, you don't tell the truth, don't force me to check you!"

The boy was stunned, and asked: "How do you check me?"

As soon as the voice fell, the boy saw that the girl took out the mobile phone from her bag and dialed a call in front of him.

The phone rang.

Soon, the call was connected.

A female voice came out: "Hey, what's the matter?"

The girl glanced at her boyfriend's panic, and asked with a sneer: "Manager Liang, you help me check if my boyfriend has consumed in the club today."

There was silence on the other end of the phone, and then said: "You want me to sell customer information? Then you might as well ask me to die."

"That's right?!" The girl's eyes widened instantly.

Manager Liang: "Hey, I didn't say he was here."

The sneer at the corners of the girl's mouth became more obvious, and her boyfriend was also flustered and retreated in two steps: "You said you didn't go to the clubhouse to wash your feet?!"

The boyfriend smiled awkwardly and waved his hand: "My feet smelly, of course I have to wash it."

The girlfriend was just about to get angry. On the phone, Manager Liang's voice came out again: "You don't want to go back to the club to work, you are about to be late."

Boyfriend: "???"

At this moment, the air was quiet and terrible.

Question marks are all in his boyfriend's mind.

"Tell me, you are doing the work of micro-stimulation of the superficial nerves at the end of the limbs." The boyfriend's eyes suddenly became bad.

The girlfriend nodded: "Yes, that's washing your feet."

"Then you tell me that the clubhouse is dirty and messy??"

"Break up, scumbag!"

"Don't baby."

The boyfriend sneered and threw off his girlfriend's hand, and said, "It's useless to say anything this time. The breakup is decided. I will be a dog if I don't break up!"

He turned around and left.

"I just bought an Audi today."

Boyfriend: "???"

"Baby, you will be late for work, hurry up, do you want me to send you?"

"Didn't you say that you are a dog regardless of the difference?"

"Wow!"

.....

On the other side, watching this dramatic scene, two fairies look at me and I look at you.

I didn't know what to say for a while.

"True, true fragrance law?"

"Don't say it, Master Jingze is the eternal god of dripping!"

......

It was around seven o'clock this evening.

Su Han ran back with a bottle of Feitian Maotai in his hand. As soon as he walked in, Su Han was stopped.

"Smelly boy, where did the wine in your hand come from?"

Su Long stared straight at the Flying Moutai in Su Han's hand, and his eyes almost jumped out.

Although he prefers to drink Fenjiu, Moutai is also very good, especially Feitian Moutai!

Su Han also noticed his father's gaze.

He immediately raised the wine in his hand and said: "I gave a large amount of money, saying that I found her car key, and then I took two bottles of wine."

Su Long didn't care whether it was true or not, and said anxiously: "Quickly open a bottle for me, but I am so greedy."

Finally, taking advantage of Su Han's mother to work overtime, she didn't have time to come back to cook, so why not have a good drink?

Su Han responded, and then opened a bottle of Flying Moutai for his father.

As soon as the wine bottle was opened, the smell of wine caught the wine bug in Su Long's stomach.

After taking a sip, Meimei.

Su Long then asked: "What did you say you found? People will give you two bottles of Flying Moutai."

"Ah? It's the car key, now, look." Su Han took the car key out of his pocket and threw it on the table.

Su Long nodded: "Oh, Porsche."

"Wait, why is this key with you?"

Su Han was also taken aback: "Huh? Why is the key with me?"

and many more...

Um?

Su Han: "!!!"

Damn it!

I forgot to give the key back to that old woman!

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