I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

The father and son looked at each other for a long time and couldn't get back to their senses.

Finally, Su Long spoke and said, "Xiaohan, who is this big family you are talking about?"

Why is this so stupid that I gave away two bottles of Feitian Moutai without taking the key back? !

Do people have a lot of stupid money now?

Then you don't see the company give yourself a bit of treatment?

Su Han pondered for a while, then said, "Um... it's an old woman."

"It's a woman." Su Long suddenly realized.

Then there is no problem.

As Su Han's father, he also knew Su Han's situation. When he was in junior high school and high school, a large group of women circled him.

It seems that this key should have been deliberately lost by this old woman.

Su Long said with a bit of sourness: "Xiaohan, if you were half as successful as you, now you will also be sitting in a Ferrari and laughing."

If there was no misunderstanding that year...

Cough.

Sensitive topics, can't be caught by this kid.

Su Han waved his hand casually: "It's just so-so, second in the world."

What is there to show off.

and.

I didn't lie either. Compared to my 18-year-old boy, those two cultivation worlds came to attack. The own woman is indeed an old woman.

Are you right?

No!

Su Han thinks that the cultivation world may not respect him a little bit.

Two old women were sent down!

how? I look down on anyone!

Don't worry about the old woman, but you still have two small steamed buns!

You dare to say that you look down on me!

Su Han felt trembling at the thought of two old women acting like a baby next to him!

Grass!

Su Long looked at Own is so big, and it took a long time to suffocate: "If your father I had half your thick skin, I wouldn't have only 20 pocket money every day!"

Su Han: "???"

As everyone knows, Su Han has the thinnest skin!

and...

Dad, your pocket money is only 20 yuan a day. This has nothing to do with being thick-skinned, right?

Obviously it's you!

Su Han said seriously: "Father, to be honest, you have little pocket money. In fact, it has nothing to do with your face, it's all because of your own death."

"Mom is getting older, isn't it enough to coax it?!"

Su Long: "....."

Oh!

I see.

Su Long suddenly realized, and then smiled slightly: "I know, next time I will let you know that Dad was also a romantic figure back then."

"Remember, next time your ass doesn't bloom, I'm not capable of counting your father."

Learned learned.

Su Han: "???"

Su Han suddenly felt a chill from under his ass to his head, and took a deep breath: "Old man, you play yin!"

This is so special, it's really my father.

Directly learn and use now.

Can.

very good.

Su Long squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Xiaohan, I haven't been scammed by you for many years, right?"

"Now as long as you are obedient and obedient, I will draw fewer seven wolves in the future."

Su Long felt that he should be able to reach the pinnacle of his life.

At least it's not the low rank of the family.

This family of three, even if it is the second to last.

Su Long only felt very happy when he thought of being able to exploit his own big children in the future.

I also drank two more glasses of wine at a time.

"This wine is really good. I'll hide it in your room from now on."

Su Han smiled disdainfully: "Father, are you talking about dreams?"

"Do you think you are the only perineal person?"

With that, Su Han turned on his phone, and a recording interface appeared in Su Long's eyes.

Su Long: "???"

The air was silent for a while, and Su Long was furious: "Good fellow, dare you to yin on me!"

This inattention was overshadowed by Su Han, a little bastard.

What a shame!

Wait, I don't seem to be less yin for this stinky boy.

Su Han quickly put away his phone and smiled and said, "Father, now I have recorded your crimes. Remember, this Flying Moutai is worth a thousand dollars a bottle. We father, don’t ask you too much. ."

He knew that Su Long must have hidden other private money.

This old man can't be so behaved.

"If you don't give me money, I will let you know what it means to be love from my son."

Su Long only felt a toothache.

Good guys.

He is really a good fellow, directly from the series of fatherly kindness and filial piety!

So ruthless!

Su Long gritted his teeth and looked at Own's so old, gritted his teeth and said: "Very well, if you delete the recording, I will give you the money."

There is no choice but to admit it.

But...

The next moment, Su Han directly gave a long sigh: "Oh...Father, you really still have private money!"

Su Long: "!!!"

Before he could react, Su Han had escaped from the sofa and went straight to the room upstairs.

"Now it's a bottle of 1,500 yuan!"

The voice fell.

Only Su Long was left alone, sitting on the sofa with a dazed expression, looking at the empty glass in front of him, only feeling a mess.

.....

Go back to the room.

Su Han did not leave the wine to his father. After hiding two bottles of wine under the bed, he turned on the computer.

As an amateur e-sports player.

Su Han's first thing is... to write about his own circle of friends with thousands of people.

Top points!

[Please choose me for the upper point, ten dollars a hand, and the top ten of the chicken Asian service will fly you, no discussion! 】

The dynamic sent out in less than two minutes.

Su Han received several prestigious messages, all of which are various small Big sis who want to fly by themselves.

Of course, Su Han is also conditional.

No Caiji!

In the end, only three reliable and sweet cute girls were selected.

Because most of the friends list are girls.

No choice.

This is the distress of the pretty boy.

A few minutes after the game started, Su Han received a message.

That's Lin Qingyan's...

Then, it was almost like this.

Su Han didn't have time to give them the keys.

Go straight downstairs and stuff the key under the carpet in front of Lin Qingyan's house.

....

It's about ten o'clock in the evening.

Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy return to the Yujing community where Su Han is located.

"This bastard dared to abandon us and run back to play the game. I was really angry!"

In the elevator, Lin Fairy said with anger.

By her side, Liu Lingyue was relatively calm and calmly analyzed: "We will also be online in a while, let him take the flight, let him know what is called Onee-san sound and sweet sound!"

Doesn’t the game house have one feature? I like Mengmei to shout 666 for own operation.

Isn’t it just ten dollars?

I will give you 100 yuan directly to let you know what a rich woman is!

Boy, the game has no future, promise us both, won’t you get all the little money you want?

Really are!

Ding!

The elevator has arrived.

When the two got out of the elevator, Lin Qingyan sent a message to Su Han.

[Brother Xiaohan, you will take us to play games in a while. 】

When the two walked to the door of the house, Su Han responded to her.

Su Han: [Excuse me, I really don’t bring any vegetables! 】

Unbearable!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Came to the door of the house, a chopped foot.

Click...

The sound of a broken object rang.

Lin Fairy and Liu Fairy looked at each other.

I just wanted to squat down and lift the carpet to see what I stepped on.

Ding.

Su Han sent another message.

[By the way, I put the car key under the carpet at your door, remember to take it when you come back. 】

Lin Fairy: "???"

Looking back stiffly, Lin Fairy saw that Liu Lingyue's complexion had turned pale.

"Um, I said I don't know, do you believe it?"

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