I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

Lin Qingyan: "???"

Liu Lingyue: "???"

Mom: "!!!"

Damn it!

You sing as you sing, why do you have to choose a unique name?

Su Han's mother was completely desperate for her son.

The child was hopeless.

Even Su Han's girlfriends group is a shocked group, this child really has no future.

I know why this kid is so handsome, but he doesn't have a girlfriend anymore.

Su Han's operation is really shocking.

The ugly accompaniment sounded.

Su Han also ignored what they thought.

I started singing own.

His lips opened slowly, and a suspicious voice resounded.

"If the world is dark, I am actually beautiful."

"Advancing and retreating in love is most consumed."

Lin Qingyan's pupils shrink slightly.

This voice...

It even has the ability to exaggerate the soul.

Hit people's hearts directly.

It's wonderful.

Although Su Han previously said that this song is called Ugly Bagua, but it doesn't matter at the moment.

The sound is so nice.

Soon it came to the chorus part.

"Ugly ugly, ah, ah, ah, can you not turn on the light?"

very good.

This part is broken.

Su Han's singing is actually very good, very beautiful, every listener is immersed in his singing.

It's just that the word count is too much, so I can't continue!

A song ended with everyone's appreciation.

Su Han also put down the microphone.

"This ugly song was given to Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue. Of course, I'm talking about the title of the song for them."

With a faint smile, Su Han sat down on the sofa in front of everyone's eyes.

In the cultivator live room.

After listening to the songs, countless female cultivators surfaced one after another, and the screens were swept densely.

Various reward banners floated by.

"Ahhhh! Su Zhinan's voice is also great!"

"I'm in love, this voice is really in love, when will Sacred Land in Yaochi bring Su Zhinan? I want to chase him!"

"This man really loves."

The reason why there are so many voices, and still love a mortal, it is of course impossible!

Everyone is a cultivator, how can you like mortals?

But how is Su Han the same.

He is a man who is more talented than Yaoxian Emperor. If such a person comes to the cultivation world, maybe he can really become a great emperor? !

This is a potential stock!

In KTV, Su Han's mother and her girlfriends chatted with each other while drinking.

Then it was singing again.

Su Han sat alone, drinking his own chrysanthemum tea.

Moisturize the throat.

My mother’s birthday party also ended with the appearance of the 9-layer cake, and it was not until three o’clock in the morning that everyone left after KTV get off work.

On this day, Su Han's family had a fruitful harvest.

Hmm... a pair of ice-seed king green bracelets worth tens of millions, and a house.

hiss...

Get rich overnight!

Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue went home when it was broadcast.

Did not wait for their family.

"Mom, where did the old man throw it tonight?" Su Han asked Su Long, who was already asleep, helping him.

Mother Su Han glanced at him and said directly: "Just throw him in the corridor."

Ding!

The elevator has arrived.

Su Han's mother took the lead to step out of the elevator, and only Su Han was left.

Looking at the clean floor, Su Han thought for a while.

Forget it, let this old man stay in the corridor for the night.

Boom!

Throwing Su Long directly on the floor, then ran home and took a pillow to cushion his head on the sofa.

After doing this, Su Han clapped his hands and went home.

The lights went out.

Daddy's breathing echoed in the corridor, and the sound of sleep was really good!

.......

Back in the room, Su Han first took a shower, and then lay on the bed wearing only a pair of boxers.

"Ding!"

[Steel value is being settled...]

[Extra rewards are being settled....]

Su Han was stunned when he heard the following words. Are there any extra rewards?

I didn't seem to be doing anything today.

【Successful reward settlement today! 】

[Congratulations to the host, for completing 7 straight steel missions, the value of steel is +4000! 】

[Congratulations to the host for additional rewards: Cultivation Base double-up card*1 (valid for use within 24 hours), cooling skill: one punch and one monster, skill: one-handed Ferrari! 】

After seeing the extra reward, Su Han had more than N question marks in his mind.

Um? ? ?

What the hell is a punch and a whiff!

Su Han was shocked. It's so amazing. One punch and one blow is considered a skill?

and also...

Your reward for driving a Ferrari skill with one hand, you also have a Ferrari for me.

No Ferrari, what use do I want this skill for? !

Cooldown skill introduction: "One Punch, One Monster" is a Martial Skill created by a straight man, with a 12-hour cooldown, one punch can double the damage of the cry (to the old monster)! Ignore the 3 Realm Cultivation Base to cause damage (trigger condition: taunt the host).

Su Han:? ? ?

What the hell is it?

Oh.

I understand.

It's an old woman like Liu Lingyue, she dare to scream, she will have to double the damage with one punch?

"Hi...What a great skill!" Su Han took a deep breath.

I am now in the Foundation Building. With this punch, ignoring the harm caused by the three realms, Liu Lingyue, who is in the supernatural power realm, was beaten and cried directly by myself.

Plus doubling... Then you can't vomit blood? !

it is good!

So exciting!

Skill introduction: "Drive a Ferrari with one hand" as long as you sit on a Ferrari, your driving skills are full, and you are more charming when you drive with one hand, with a charm value of +50% (full-level beauty is converted into aura).

Seeing this one-handed driving Ferrari, Su Han fell into deep thought.

Um...

What a broken reward!

You rewarded me for driving a Ferrari!

Damn it!

It's really a waste of extra bonus places!

Su Han was so angry that he didn't want it.

Of course, it doesn't matter.

"System, use Cultivation Base to double the card!" Su Han said silently in his mind.

Immediately afterwards, the system answered him: "The item was successfully used!"

【Ding! Cultivation Base doubled, current level: Foundation Building middle stage (6666/20000)! 】

I also rewarded one before. After using it, Su Han entered the Foundation Building realm directly from the pseudo Foundation Building. Now I used another one and jumped directly to the Foundation Building middle stage.

"Comfortable." Su Han squinted his eyes, feeling the change in his body.

It's fascinating.

if...

It's this moan that makes others hear, it's hard not to make people want to be crooked.

With this one-punch-one cool-down skill, my mom no longer has to worry about being beaten by someone!

and many more? Why am I being beaten?

I didn't think so much, anyway, today is enough.

Earning 4,000 steel points, there is nothing more worthy of excitement for Su Han.

Rubbing his hands.

My Iron Man, I'm here to take you home!

Thinking of this, Su Han shouted again: "Open the system mall!"

[Ding, the mall list is being updated...]

PS: Hmm... I still don’t have time to finish the five shifts, and I will go out again later, the four shifts total 8300 words to offer, begging for gifts and reminders~

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