I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

【The system store opened successfully! 】

A white light flashed in his mind, and then the system store page began to refresh.

Su Han saw the dazzling array of products above, it was a glutton.

For example, there is a set of 108 styles for straight men to protect themselves, and ultimate cheats on how a straight man can live long.

These are Su Han's most greedy.

If your talent is not good enough, then rely on the life span of a tortoise to kill this group of gangsters.

Wiped saliva.

Su Han quickly turned to his favorite low-level product purchase list.

[A bottle of perfume that makes people feel stinky, price: 500 steel value. 】

[Blinking skills with 120 minutes cooling time, selling price: 5000 steel value. 】

[A roll of toilet paper with a special taste, price: 4000 steel value. 】

[A card that can make people laugh all day long, price: 100 steel value. 】

[Today's seckill: artificial intelligence Jarvis code stolen from Iron Man's house, price: 1000 steel value. 】

Look at the rows of cheap goods.

Su Han fell into deep thought.

Um...

Why is the spike today not Iron Man's clothes! I want Jarvis's code to be useless? !

Su Han almost died of anger.

After waiting for a long time, I still didn't refresh the steel suit.

Does Jarvis' code work?

Without powerful storage devices and servers, you can use your own to support Jarvis to run calculations and store data?

Moreover, what are these cheap commodities?

And this card that can make people laugh all day long, what am I doing?

Su Han just wanted to curse at the system at the moment.

But very helpless.

After thinking about it, Su Han sighed, and then said: "Purchase today's spike merchandise, and there are five hilarious cards."

no way.

These two products are normal.

others...

What kind of smelly perfume?

Who do I give this to? Mom? Or to whom?

Um...

and many more.

Su Han quickly said again: "Buy another smelly perfume."

【Purchasing...】

[The product is successfully purchased, and the steel value is -2000! 】

Um...

One day for nothing.

My heart is dripping blood.

Su Han reluctantly shouted: "System, open the personal properties panel."

【Open successfully】

System: Steel straight male system.

Host: Su Han.

Age: 18.

Grade: Foundation Building middle stage (6666/20000).

Backpack: a smelly perfume*1, hilarious card*5, artificial intelligence Jarvis source code*1.

Steel value: 8000 (100 Ascension 1 attribute value or 10000 skill experience value.)

System Mall: (+)

Cultivation Technique column: (invincible forging method [automatic cultivation], quick Qilin arm [automatic cultivation])

Attributes: Constitution: 135, Strength: 127, Speed: 139, Charm: 150 (the highest)

Skill:

Meals: Level 9 (not actively doing meals, thinking problems).

English: Level 7 (8353/8000)

Game: 9 levels (7999/10000)

Coquettish walking position: MAX

One punch and one blame: MAX

Driving a Ferrari with one hand: MAX

.....

The value of steel has also been saved a lot in the past few days, plus the 4000 just added, it just breaks through 10,000, and now it has used 2,000, and there is still 8,000.

Small assets.

Taking a look at own data, Su Han suddenly said: "System, extract Cultivation Technique column experience."

How to say this will be a big success, it should be able to increase a wave of experience points and Cultivation Base.

[Successful extraction, this cultivation gained a total of free attribute points: 200 points. 】

[Quick Course Qilin arm is about to be completed, and the remaining cultivation time is 10:24:42. 】

very good.

This wave is very good.

Su Han gave the system a thumbs-up. This wave has directly become rich and embarked on the road of making a fortune. It’s awesome!

Free attribute points are 200 points, Su Han adds 100 points to physique, and the remaining two are equally divided.

【Free attribute points -200】

Updated:

Attributes: Constitution: 235, Strength: 177, Speed: 189, Charisma: 150 (the highest)

Cool!

Su Han couldn't help but screamed, but he did. It's impossible for a hunk to scream!

But it will fight off!

As the attributes are updated, the level in the level column has also changed.

Grade: Foundation Building late stage (9999/30000)!

After adjusting the basic attributes, Su Han focused on the exchange items in the backpack.

[Introduction to the smelly perfume: the user will feel very fragrant, but when she sprays on her body, it will give off a smelly smell. The smell is guaranteed for a whole day after spraying it once~]

Su Han: "???"

great!

This prop is worth it, so worth it!

Su Han decided, and immediately exchanged another bottle from the system mall.

One bottle of Lin Qingyan and one bottle of Liu Lingyue.

Both rain and dew.

"Let you two old women attack me, still want me to embarrass?" Su Han pulled out a perverted smile.

It seems that I have seen the smell of the two Fairy's bodies.

Gee.

There is an internal taste!

[Introduction to the hilarious card: The host can appoint one person to use it at will. After the other party uses the hilarious card, they will laugh from time to time, making it difficult for people to control. It is a spoof product, use it with caution, and be careful not to be beaten! ! ! 】

The last beware of the typeface is extraordinarily large.

However, Su Han didn't care.

I'm going to do it!

I will use whoever is upset!

Su Han suddenly found out that it doesn't seem to be a particularly loss. At least if he does this, his own steel value can be obtained a lot.

To be so vicious to two beauties, Su Han would be absolutely impossible to do if it were changed to someone else.

but...

These two are obviously not good products, and I can't let them go like that.

Own...

Forget it, I don't bother to set up a tall torii for myself. If it falls, the club will die!

Su Han didn't dare to establish an image for himself.

That's good too.

As for Jarvis's code... this thing is equivalent to useless, but if you exchange it, it can be regarded as satisfying own science fiction fans.

Sighed.

After exiting the system space, Su Han fell asleep.

This is the privilege of young people.

Sleep when you want!

.......

No words for a night, nothing in the morning, and words at two o'clock in the afternoon.

Su Han got up to wash, and went downstairs, shouting: "Mom, I'm hungry, is the meal ready!"

Today is the last weekend.

In the next three weeks, Su Han will not be so comfortable and will take the college entrance examination with all his strength.

At the beginning, I wanted to send it, but after thinking about it, it doesn't matter whether I can save it or not. Anyway, I can pass the exam. It's better to stay in school and stimulate them.

This is the last stubbornness of a schoolmaster.

"Mom, I'm so hungry?"

"Father! What do you think of me!"

When Su Han came downstairs, he saw Su Long's eyes widened like bull's eyes.

Looking at himself tightly.

"Very well, brat, I remember you!"

How dare you let yourself sleep in the aisle!

If you don't take revenge, you will be regarded as being filial to death by this big boy! ! !

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