I, the Straight Man! the School Flower Pretend to Fall down at the Start?

To be honest, Su Han has never taken his father seriously.

Thinking about pitting myself all day.

Ah.

Don't look at where your IQ is, plus the backing of the head of the family, is this an existence that you can afford to dad?

Su Han can be said to be very swollen. After yesterday's mother's birthday, the middle position of own family has been stabilized again.

Dad continued to survive at the bottom.

"Dare to throw me in the hallway, you are still not my son!" Su Long was in grief and indignation.

That's an anger.

When I got up at noon today, Su Long saw a lot of news from the owner group.

I clicked it in and found out that it was a video of myself sleeping in the hallway!

Shame and shame.

I must be laughed at when I go to the square dance in the future.

Su Han smiled slightly: "Father, I still have a video of you singing the pig knife. We will send it to the classmates in a while."

Social death is not sleeping in the corridor.

It's your pig-killing knife last night!

Su Long: "!!!"

At this time, Su Long was stunned, and said: "I, did I do anything in KTV last night?"

I remember that my wife’s girlfriends also came last night.

But what happened later, he didn't remember at all.

Su Han did not speak either, so he took out the phone and showed him in front of Su Long.

"A knife, a knife, a knife, what kind of knife is that?"

Su Long's face suddenly paled when he heard this familiar and hearty voice.

Damn... Damn it!

this is me?

Killing a pig knife?

hiss....

The more I looked down, I saw my middle-aged second hand gestures, his head lowered, and his fingers pointed at the ceiling, the vicissitudes of middle-aged handsome face was completely gone.

"Father, do you still want to watch it?" Su Han silently retracted the phone and smiled slightly.

This is the state of social death.

Su Long shook his head vigorously: "No more, no more!"

Look at the wool!

Find an opportunity to smash this stinky boy's phone and let all the evidence of social death disappear.

After subduing the grumpy old man, Su Han gave him a triumphant look, then turned and went to the kitchen.

But he didn't find his dear mother.

Um...

It seems that everyone was sleeping during the weekend and went out to play.

Su Han didn't care much either. He took out a bottle of milk and a bread from the refrigerator, and while gnawing, he went back to the room to play games and spend this happy weekend.

As soon as he arrived upstairs, Su Han's cell phone rang.

Bite the bread and press to answer: "Hello?"

Dog Dan's voice came from the phone: "Brother Han, Brother Han, come to my house!"

The voice of the dog egg is a bit rush.

I was also a little anxious. Although there was a little blurry voice on the phone, Su Han felt that things might not be that simple.

"Oh, wait for me then." Su Han answered calmly.

"Come on, now I need you!" Dog Dan felt a little hoarse.

The phone hangs up.

Su Han turned around and went downstairs again. Although he didn't know what happened to the dog egg, he insisted on the principle that his father's warehouse is his own warehouse, so Su Han still went.

After going back and forth, do you have to call yourself dad?

Um?

It seems that there is nothing wrong with thinking this way!

After all, he said, his father's warehouse is his own warehouse!

"Daddy, I'm out now." Su Han yelled casually, of course, just to inform him.

"Hmm..." Su Long sat on the sofa stupidly, not knowing what he was thinking.

Changed a pair of shoes.

Su Han went downstairs and didn't drive. That was a waste of gas money!

Moreover, it was only one kilometer away from Goudan's home, and it took two steps to get there.

"Taxi!" Two steps into the taxi.

Su Han spent 9 yuan to go to Goudan's house.

Zijinyuan, a well-known school district in Jiangcheng, costs seventy to eighty thousand per square meter!

Goudan bought two sets for the full price.

When he came to the door of Goudan's house, Su Han put his hand on the door, and the door opened automatically.

Then...

It came with a scream.

"Ah, father, father, I was wrong!!!"

The dog egg was so miserable that Su Han's frowning and barking sounded throughout the living room.

Su Han opened the door and walked in to take a look.

It was surprisingly found that Gou Dan was being hung up and beaten, and the big belly Gou Dan's face was full of indescribable anger.

"I'll kill you a prodigal son!"

Snapped!

After a word, the dog egg took another sturdy whip.

The screams rang again.

At this moment, the dog egg can only bark like a wounded puppy.

"Uncle Dog, what's the matter?" Su Han came to the living room and couldn't help but ask.

Hear Su Han's voice.

Gougan's long-awe-inspiring eyes burst out with dazzling light.

"Brother Han, Brother Han, come and save me!" Goudan wailed.

Su Han was almost blinded by the light of his eyes.

Good guys.

How wronged this must be.

After Goudan heard Su Han's voice, he looked back and found that it was Su Han, and the anger on his face disappeared a little.

"Osa, come and sit down."

Su Han nodded, then walked to the sofa and sat down.

Dad Goudan threw down the seven wolves in his hand and sat down on the sofa. He picked up a pack of Chinese zi from the coffee table, took out one to light it, and took a deep breath.

"This prodigal thing, really owes it!"

Dad Goudan said with a hatred of iron and steel.

Su Han was stunned, and asked, "What did the dog eggs do again?"

Although he knew that Goudan was cheating, it was the first time he saw Uncle Gouwan so angry that he almost buried Goudan alive.

This is a dog egg he got from old age.

Hearing this, Gou Dan glanced at Gou Dan, and saw that he shrank, and Gou Dan kicked him again.

"Wow!" Dog Dan screamed again.

"This prodigal thing!" Goudan dad cursed.

Su Han scratched his head.

What the hell did this dog do, make the uncle dog so angry.

Moreover, Su Han saw the look in Goudan's eyes, and seemed to be thinking about where to bury Goudan.

It's terrifying!

Gougan's family is the master of Goudan's father, and Goudan's mother is too lazy to care about Goudan.

"I, I just did something, not too much..."

At this time, the dog egg, whose hands and feet were bound by twine, made a weak voice.

Su Han: "???"

You didn't say too much.

That must be very excessive!

Seeing Gou Dan dared to speak, Dad Gou Dan was angry, and another seven wolves thumped on the leash.

"When are you talking about it!"

Even if Gou Dan is almost eighteen years old, he is still like a pup in front of the majestic Gou Dan.

Su Han's eyelids jumped when he saw the appearance of Goudan's father smoking Gougan.

Fortunately, at home, the old man is only smoked by his mother.

"What happened?" Su Han was very curious, looked at Goudan and then Goudan.

Gou Dan glanced at Gou Dan.

Then he sighed heavily.

"Ugh!"

"This prodigal thing dared to go to the warehouse to get an RTX3070 the day before yesterday."

Um?

Su Han was stunned: "Isn't it just a graphics card?"

Isn't this something Goudan often does?

Then, Gou Dan said with grief: "The problem is that this prodigal gadget has given someone a USB flash drive!"

"I put fifty bitcoins in it!!!"

Su Han: "???"

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